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@samir@functional.computer
2025-06-06 11:23:00

My gut has been uncomfortable since this morning (and for some reason, I woke up at 06:00). This is *not* a good time to drink a coffee.
Someone please stop me from making a coffee.

@Carwil@mastodon.online
2025-05-02 16:58:37

Trump White House puts preschool funding first on its list of "woke programs" to be eliminated.
whitehouse.gov/wp-content/uplo

UTS TO WOKE PROGRAMS
President Trump is committed to eliminating radical gender and racial ideologies that poison the minds of
Americans. The President’s FY 2026 Budget upholds the Constitution by eliminating funding for cultural
Marxism.
Woke Program Cuts Highlights:
• Preschool Development Grants. The Budget eliminates this $315 million grant program that was a
@drgeraint@glasgow.social
2025-06-03 20:38:08

On culture war nonsense:
#cycling

@gwire@mastodon.social
2025-06-06 08:07:05

Fell asleep watching some Twitch livestreams of Dune: Awakening. Woke up in the morning, and they're still going.

@servelan@newsie.social
2025-06-02 16:45:35

Trump Tries To Fire Head Of National Portrait Gallery For Being Too Woke. Yes, Really.
wonkette.com/p/trump-tries-to-

@tml@urbanists.social
2025-06-02 21:42:40

As expected, I had a nap after the event dinner, woke up around 23:00, and went out for drinks. Having a nice cherry (#meggy) #beer. Wonder how related it is to the Belgian #kriek?

@fault1er@social.linux.pizza
2025-06-03 21:18:08

Hab jetzt schon einige Male gelesen, dass Leute den CCC und sein Umfeld meiden seitdem er "woke", "staatstreu" und "mainstream" geworden ist :picardfacepalm: Aber hey, wenigstens bleiben Arschlöcher dann von selbst fern :ablobcool:

@pre@boing.world
2025-05-31 12:24:33
Content warning: Medical stuff / MRI selfie

On the 10th of December 2024 at about 4pm in the afternoon I had a sudden shivering attack. The room wasn't cold, but I was, so I took to bed and shivered on the electric blanket until I napped for a few hours.
Woke up groggy, and never got better. Feeling light headed and occasionally dizzy and half stoned all the time. Can't handle booze or dope at all any more. Doing the job feels like trying to program drunk, concentration shot and short term memory failing.
Various doctors have ordered batteries of tests and put me on drugs to reduce my blood pressure but nothing that's really helped.
They did an MRI last week. Apparently everything looks normal which is good I guess, but still leaves symptoms unexplained.
There are worse fates than feeling half drunk all the time I suppose.
Given no visible brain damage, about the best suggestion anyone has is to stay off booze and drugs (which is easy, since I can't handle them any more) and get back to meditation. If it's damage so small the MRI can't pick it up it'll get better slowly probably. 🤷
Anyway, they gave me the MRI data upon request, so I spent most of yesterday importing it into Blender and making some visualization.
Ladies and gentlemen, I present: My apparently completely normal brain in an MRI selfie.
#blender #mri #selfie

@sauer_lauwarm@mastodon.social
2025-05-31 10:23:04

"Armut ist nicht eine Herausforderung, die gelöst und verstanden werden kann. Das Phänomen besteht aus tausenden Problemen und komplexen Fragen. Aber auf viele dieser Fragen haben wir inzwischen gute Antworten gefunden."
derstandard.a…

@krispijn@social.sargasso.nl
2025-05-30 07:26:06

Trumpisten voeren een cultuuroorlog over jeugdboeken. In Idaho vinden andere Republikeinen dat ze te ver gaan. Veel van de radicale Republikeinen zijn zelf gevlucht uit woke staten zoals Californië. „En nu introduceren ze hier op rechts precies de cancelcultuur die ze daar links altijd verwijten.”

@thek3nger@mastodon.social
2025-03-29 07:47:27

What an incredible sensation: I woke up rested.

@hey@social.nowicki.io
2025-05-26 11:38:28

Zamilska woke up today and chose violence.
"
This track is dedicated to all those who do not relate to commonly exploited joyousness of Mother's Day. Who felt fear in a place that should have been safe. For whom their mother was not a source of comfort. Who had to survive their childhood. Not every mother deserves a flower.
"

@UP8@mastodon.social
2025-05-30 03:07:24

Defiant representative of Indivisible at the Ithaca Festival Parade
#ithaca #festival #photo #photography

Man wears statue of liberty cap and dark round glasses and a multi colored case and a shirt that says WOKE: IT'S NOT THE INSULT THEY THINK IT IS
@Treppenwitz@sfba.social
2025-05-09 15:32:14

#pope

Cassocks are red 
Conclaves are dope 
Wake up babe we got a
Laura Loomer: "WOKE MARXIST POPE"
@Maurice809@cherprang.xfk48.com
2025-03-08 07:17:22

💬 "Avec Maga, pas besoin d'être woke pour que votre linge soit réveillé !
Fini les tâches, même celles héritées de l'histoire coloniale !" 🧺✨
😅 Disclaimer : Toute ressemblance avec des débats Mastodon est purement fortuite.
#Humour #Lessive #Woke #PropretéSansFrontières #maga