@mimoqc@writing.exchangeJe viens de passer un test dont les résultats m’ont amené Š réfléchir sur le sens des mots woke et wokisme. Selon ce test, je serais woke Š plus de 81,5%. On me dira que les tests, faut en prendre et en laisser, ce sur quoi je serai bien d’accord. N’empêche.
https://mimo.blog/suis-je-woke
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@brian_gettler@mas.to"Real American History That The ‘Woke’ Left Doesn’t Want You To Know"
"So-called 'indigenous' people crossed the Bering land bridge a mere 40 years ago, when shoulder pads were everything and MTV was all the rage!"
https://www.…
@jae@mastodon.me.ukGender Dysphoria sucks.
Just woke up sad today. I’m better, but it just randomly hit as I woke up because of a dream I had.
Thankful to have a loving partner who reassured me.
@cellfourteen@social.petertoushkov.euAnti-woke Star Wars fans discover that the rest of the galaxy in Star Wars (3.2 billion habitable systems; diameter of around 120,000 light-years) is quite woke ->
The Acolyte | Official Trailer | Disney - Star Wars
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtytYWhg2mc
@timjan@social.linux.pizzaFunny thing this morning. I dreamt that the alarm went off, and it woke me up, an hour earlier than I needed.
Her: It did go off 45 minutes ago, at 6am. I heard it too.
Me: no, it was not set to go off at 6am.
Her, glaring: It. Woke. Me. Up.
Me checking: so my phone doesn't know which weekday it is? Look here, it's set for Friday, 7am.
So either the built in alarm/clock app on my phone is utterly untrustworthy, or my dreams are very loud.
@hynek@mastodon.socialLooks like I’m not the only one who woke up to a heart attack thanks to a locked Apple ID with forced password reset. 😌
@MAD_democracy@journa.host
@adam@windbag.orgWoke up this morning to three inches of snow on all the soft surfaces and next to nothing on the roads. Pretty much a perfect snow day.
#wawx #snohomishcounty
@emarktaylor@thecanadian.social#Parody #NYTimesPitchbot
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In this South Dakota town, it was a tradition: waffle and eggs, a little pheasant hunting, then drag your puppy into a gravel pit and shoot her in the head. But now the woke mob is taking all …
@grumpybozo@toad.socialThat’s a per se *DANGEROUS* CO2 level, beyond just being a proxy metric for the other risks of bad ventilation (e.g. likely pathogen load.)
A Lake Nyos event in a Canadian hotel would be quite a shock… https://wandering.shop/@vaurora/112165402739854689
@sauer_lauwarm@mastodon.social"Bis heute hat bei manchen linken Intellektuellen im Westen niemand einen so schweren Stand wie die Oppositionellen der islamischen Länder, die die Menschenrechte nicht für Lug und Trug aus europäischem Ungeist halten, sondern auf deren universeller Gültigkeit bestehen und die religiöse Despotie anprangern."
@cellfourteen@social.petertoushkov.euBleating 'woke' truly is the measure of unfathomably dumb. Like, 'never read a book, steal my money and abuse my vote,' dumb.
I don't always agree with Angry Joe, but occasionally, he earns my full respect, especially when the true fan in him brings him against the even angrier crowd, and he chooses not to pander. Notice his expression and the long pause he makes, as he tries to stay on topic when he mentions the "woke" tweets and comments about The Acolyt…
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@zachleat@zachleat.comlast night I dreamed that I had a wedgie and when I woke up I had a wedgie
sometimes you follow your dreams and sometimes your dreams follow you
@soc_i_ety@mstdn.ca
@yaxu@post.lurk.orgWoke up to a hot laptop with fans on. Rebooted it and it's cooled down but is running really slowly.. No idea how to work out what's going on with it.. It's just like it's ill.
@azonenberg@ioc.exchangeWoke up early and was doing lab stuff until wife texted me saying it was time to get the kid up.
Walked upstairs and was greeted by K-pop blasting from her room. Apparently the first thing our toddler did after waking up was ask for mommy to put on BLACKPINK.
@cyclocracy@norden.socialWhy is the right at war with cyclists?
Schöner Artikel, wenn auch ohne Antwort auf die Eingangsfrage. Die ist aber auch schwer zu beantworten.
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/
@fgraver@hcommons.socialBack in the day, being woke meant being smart https://theconversation.com/back-in-the-day-being-woke-meant-being-smart-215635
@MamasPinkyToe@mastodon.worldWOKE MIND VIRUS
MR. DEVIOUS WINK
@jbwharris@mstdn.caWoke up this morning with a bolt of inspiration to make bagels. Have been watching Britain’s Best Bakery lately, so thought I’d use some of the tips I’d learned. I had frozen pizza dough pulled out yesterday and it didn’t come close to proofing before dinner, so I had wanted to figure out something to do with it for breakfast. I looked up that in fact pizza dough was a really good alternative for making bagels, so I was off to the races. Went to the grocery store at 7am to get sesame seeds 1/2
@villavelius@mastodon.onlineBegrijp ik nou goed dat Wilders vandaag en morgen niet beschikbaar is voor formatiegesprekken omdat hij als hoofdgast aanwezig is bij een bijeenkomst van het uiterst rechtse Orbanised Crime Syndicate in Boedapest?
Wilders gaat naar rechtse conferentie waar journalisten niet welkom zijn https://nos.nl/l/2516134<…
@bunnyhero@mstdn.cawoke up too early 😴
@anneroth@systemli.socialYascha Mounk (vorher nie von dem gehört) exerziert gerade im DLF Kultur perfekt die Alte-Weiße-Mann-Werdung vor: War links (also, Juso), schreibt ein anti-wokes Buch und hält sich aber weiter für links(-liberal). Argumentiert aber 1a wie anti-woke Rechte, mit exakt denselben Beispielen.
@eastcoastweb@social.linux.pizzaI've been away since 2022 on Mastadon, didn't realize till now. Time goes by fast! Been in an out of the hospital with complications from congestive heart failure and even more importantly woke up and accepted my lord and savior Jesus Christ. All glory goes to god, without, we would not exist. God bless ya'll. Open to any questions. Still on Linux (Debian) in 2024.
@UP8@mastodon.socialFound my Sony mirrorless was busted last night, so much for my plans to shoot two basketball games today. At least I got petted by my cat when I woke up.
Fed maybe 1000 judgements into my new image sorter and figure I’ll take the light field camera to the woods.
@v_i_o_l_a@openbiblio.social"Have food trends gone woke? Say bonjour to le crookie!" @ First Dog on the Moon: https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/picture/2024/apr/05/have-food-trends-gone-woke-say-bonjour-to-le-crookie
@nuthatch@infosec.exchangeOne of our HomePods in a stereo pair stopped playing. A quick check showed it had picked the 2.5 GHz WiFi network. Can the Home app change the network? No. “HomePod automatically connects to the same Wi-Fi network as your iOS or iPadOS device,” 😩
So I did what any normal person would do, separate the stereo pair, log into my router, disable the entire 2.5 GHz network, reboot the HomePod, and it joined the 5 GHz network. Re-create the stereo pair and it’s all working as it used to before Mr. Left woke up on the wrong side of the bed one morning.
@andycarolan@social.lolMorning!
I had a weird sleep... I was so tired that I went to bed at 2130. But then I woke up again, totally refreshed at 0030. So, I had cereal, watched some Star Trek, then woke up on the sofa at 0430.
Went back to bed and watched YT for a bit 🤔
@servelan@newsie.social
@Techmeme@techhub.socialFiling: SBF wrote a Google doc in which he floated "bad ideas" to improve his image, including going on Tucker Carlson and coming out "against the woke agenda" (Matt Novak/Gizmodo)
https://gizmodo.com/sbf-floated-coming-out-repub…
@zimpenfish@social.rjp.is"The Marvels" is a terrible film but it's a terrible film because Marvel make terrible films, not because it's female-led or "woke" or any of the other nonsense reasons the right-wing loons spouted. It's no worse than any of The Avengers or Fast and Furious or Mission Impossible etc.
@david@boles.xyzWoke Office Autism, Udio vs. Suno, Gaslighting, Facebook, Bing Cherry! by David Boles
Today, we dig into the "woke" idea of "The Office" TV show being anti-disability. We compare Udio to Suno for AI music creation. We also discuss gaslighting by tech support. We're back on Facebook! We explain why. Plus, a Twin Bing Cherry review!
via YouTube
@soundclamp@mastodon.xyz#NowPlaying Greetings, good morning, and some cases good night! It’s Saturday, it’s raining 🌧️ and I woke up with this #TheTearGarden album running round in my head.
@ErikUden@mastodon.deZum Glück kontrolliert in Bayern nicht die woke Sprachpolizei wie Ich zu reden und denken habe, sondern nur die richtige Polizei.
@pre@boing.worldre: #ukpol #sicknote
👩⚕️: This patient is too sick to work, working may worsen their condition, they should be off sick.
😡: No.
👩⚕️: What?
😡: No. You're lying. The patient is just a bit sad. They're perfectly fine to work.
👩⚕️: But, all my medical expertise and training...
😡: No. You're a woke liar. Hey, Craptia.
🕴️: Yes?
😡: Is this person well enough to work?
🕴️: Ahem.
😡: Oh, sorry, of course. Here's thousands of pounds given to you so that you will deny claims. Are they fit for work.
🕴️: [Counting money, barely looks up], Oh, sure, they'll be fine. Couple of Apsrin. Call me in the morning if their head doesn't reattach.
👩⚕️: I don't think this is....
😡: Shut up you, fuck off to Australia. We don't need no woke medical staff here. Have a pay cut. After Brexit there's no drugs left to prescribe anyway.
👩⚕️: [Packs bags, goes to a country that appreciates medical expertise]
@benb@osintua.eu'Lives are falling apart:' Kyiv residents shook by another mass missile attack: https://benborges.xyz/2024/03/22/lives-are-falling.html
@rachel@norfolk.socialDaily Telegrah leading on the plight of dead asylum seekers and not a single story about St George’s Day. Woke bastards.
@wyliesau@noauthority.socialGB is so woke, it will never sleep again
@0x5DA@fosstodon.orghad a weird, weird dream involving a new fedi meme about frogs and woke up 40 minutes late.
good monday
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@cliffwade@allthingstech.socialI woke up this morning and started up @… just to find out that I had been logged out of everything, including the browser itself, which means I had to log back in to get Sync working too.
This is so annoying as I have to sign into literally every single website that I use and visit currently.
Not sure what caused this, but hopefully this doesn'…
@whitequark@mastodon.socialjust woke up from a nap
there was a civil war, and i was in a building with the command of the revolutionary forces. for a while it was fine, then the artillery started getting closer, then i realize the latest salvo is close enough the building will not have the glass windows anymore. sure enough, the glass turns into shrapnel, i get wounded by it, then a guy lands a bunch of 5.56 millimeters from my head ...
@soc_i_ety@mstdn.caA most enlightening thing I learned, many years ago now, was about how one individual was able to oppress many others. I was not surprised to learn that an oppressor believed themselves superior to others. What surprised me was that many of those that were oppressed also adopted the oppressor's supremacist ideology. Had they all been woke, the oppression could never have persisted.
Never to rule or be ruled.
Vote for Democracy!
@wraithe@mastodon.socialFUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
Just found out via BlueSky that https://twitter.com/sassycrass passed away last night.
Ffffffffuck. GDI.
She was literally one of the last couple people who I would still jump on Twitter because of. I’m just some rando who occasionally had a chat with her, but she …
@kcarruthers@mastodon.socialProject 2025: The Right’s Dystopian Plan to Dismantle Civil Rights and What It Means for Women - Ms. Magazine
With careful planning, conservatives today are working to make their policy priorities permanent—no matter what happens in future elections. https://msmagazine.com/20…
@ErikJonker@mastodon.socialGoed artikel over alle anti-woke gevoelens van Bas Heijne,
https://archive.ph/2024.03.07-151720/https://www.nrc.nl/nieuws/2024/03/07/hoe-woke-de-wereld-wel-de-goede-kant-op-kan-stuwen-a4192369
@sharan@metalhead.clubOk, they finally woke up. #AEWDynasty #bastardpac #kazuchikaokada
@mino@blorbo.socialgod woke up with worse coughing............... it's been a week and I tried everything to be better but I guess maybe it's time to see doctor
@memeorandum@universeodon.comBritish countryside can evoke 'dark nationalist' feelings in paintings, warns museum (Craig Simpson/Telegraph)
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2024/03/14/fitzwilliam-museum-cambridge-university-not-woke-displays/
http://www.memeorandum.com/240315/p63#a240315p63
@BootsChantilly@mstdn.socialThis morning, I dreamed about Tibby, my sweet baby dawg (or as Mr. Boots called him, our stinky little weasel), & when I woke up, I could feel him curled up against my back. I reached over to pet him, & I remembered he's gone. He's been gone for almost 4 yrs, but I still miss him every single day.
#FlashbackFriday
@al3x@hachyderm.io🥁 I present to you…my small & humble Monday morning automation: “Automated Random Wisdom Bits” https://alpo.gitlab.io/jots/posts/2024/04/random-wisdom-bits/
@paul@social.van.buu.re
@paulbusch@mstdn.caAs we enter our 2nd day of Spring I woke up this morning to the possibility of snow shoveling. Right on the cusp. I'm going to refuse and stand up to #MotherNature, despite no hint of warmer temperatures this week and more snow forecasted for Friday. We have to take a stand and show her that we won't be pushed around.... or that we will push any more snow this year. I'm bringing the…
@daniel@social.telemetrydeck.comLast night I woke up in the middle of the night and dictated this into my phone. (translation in alt text)
@soundclamp@mastodon.xyz#NowPlaying Greetings, good morning, and some cases good night! It’s Saturday, it’s raining 🌧️ and I woke up with this #TheTearGarden album running round in my head.
@soc_i_ety@mstdn.caWoke even...
"We are fully awake now!"
- Elizabeth Warren on Lawrence O'Donnell's The Last Word.
@benb@osintua.eu'Lives are falling apart:' Kyiv residents shook by another mass missile attack: https://benborges.xyz/2024/03/22/lives-are-falling.html
@rachel@norfolk.socialDaily Telegrah leading on the plight of dead asylum seekers and not a single story about St George’s Day. Woke bastards.
@azonenberg@ioc.exchangeThe latest casualty of the power issues yesterday was the building HVAC. That explains why we woke up a bit chilly this morning.
The lab mini-split seems to have survived OK, but the main heat pump for the house has something very unhappy. The 24VAC rail to the control electronics is measuring a few hundred mV and the 240VAC input is measuring 16V (likely ghost voltage coupling around a blown fuse or something).
I don't know my way around the wiring of the system enough to tr…
@ubuntourist@mastodon.socialHe wasn't "asleep"; he was "anti-woke". 😜
@0x5DA@fosstodon.orghad a weird, weird dream involving a new fedi meme about frogs and woke up 40 minutes late.
good monday
@cliffwade@allthingstech.socialI woke up this morning and started up @… just to find out that I had been logged out of everything, including the browser itself, which means I had to log back in to get Sync working too.
This is so annoying as I have to sign into literally every single website that I use and visit currently.
Not sure what caused this, but hopefully this doesn'…
@wyliesau@noauthority.socialFun times, when even the wokest of the woke are having meltdowns.
Are they finally finding out?
Oh boy
https://youtu.be/eRutLejRRZs?si=HbyVruvPXUvRpjUU
@kcarruthers@mastodon.socialProject 2025: The Right’s Dystopian Plan to Dismantle Civil Rights and What It Means for Women - Ms. Magazine
With careful planning, conservatives today are working to make their policy priorities permanent—no matter what happens in future elections. https://msmagazine.com/20…
@alwynispat@mastodon.sgWoke up at 5am today to implement a Change~
Zzzzzzzz…
@ErikJonker@mastodon.socialGoed artikel over alle anti-woke gevoelens van Bas Heijne,
https://archive.ph/2024.03.07-151720/https://www.nrc.nl/nieuws/2024/03/07/hoe-woke-de-wereld-wel-de-goede-kant-op-kan-stuwen-a4192369
@soc_i_ety@mstdn.caWoke even...
"We are fully awake now!"
- Elizabeth Warren on Lawrence O'Donnell's The Last Word.
@aredridel@kolektiva.socialTo provoke such a conflict, all one has to do is state a technical opinion supported by part of the group as obviously the right choice while at the same time using language lightly coded to be hostile to the other faction on identity grounds. Make a technical argument and mention 'woke gender’ and you've now turned a technical argument into an anti-trans identity argument, and watch the group dissolve under infighting. The people who aren't trans or staunchly trans-supportive will be stuck trying to advocate for their technical opinion but shouted down because of the transphobia now implied by their lack of saying something about the original conflation; and since being indifferent to trans issues is a pretty safe mainstream choice for them, they’ll be supported in this, mostly by the worst people.
The trans folks and supporters will be largely unable to talk about the technical opinion they disagree with without the transphobia being addressed, the group will split, the project will die or become Yet Another One With White Guys Who Don't Particularly Care at the helm, or maybe the trans folks will bail and make something great but it’ll be divorced from any power and be yet another great technical product that few people use.
@arnie_dxer@mastodon.radioMy #ChampionsLeague following this week 🙄
Tuesday: got too busy watching a ζhζaζmζ ζζrζaζdζiζoζ delivery truck live stream on YT.
Wednesday: fired up REE 15520 kHz on Twente WebSDR, fell asleep just after the 1st Rodrygo goal, and when I woke up, they were speaking russian 😳 (closing that broadcast in fact, and switched to Arabic afterwards)... then I fell asleep again 😂
@brian_gettler@mas.toIn my Canadian survey course tomorrow, I'll also briefly mention the projection into the country of the political project of race and memory that was the Lost Cause of the Confederacy via this French-language plaque erected in 1957 by the United Daughters of the Confederacy in Montreal "Š la mémoire de Jefferson Davis." A victim of the woke mind virus avant la lettre, it was removed from the wall of the Bay Building on Union Avenue in 2017.
@stefan@gardenstate.socialWhat if I started selling red light glasses and claimed they helped woke you up.
@phillipdewet@mastodonapp.ukI'm getting some Y2K flashbacks thanks to people who were apparently partying obliviously last night, and woke up to a Middle East with no discernible increase in the number of smoking craters.
There was an hour or so last night when #Israel-Iran looked really, really, really-really bad. It turned decisively away from hot war only when Iran said there would be no further attacks unless yada yada.
@servelan@newsie.socialProject 2025: The Right’s Dystopian Plan to Dismantle Civil Rights and What It Means for Women - Ms. Magazine
https://msmagazine.com/2024/02/08/project-2025-conservative-right-wing-trump-woke/
@tante@tldr.nettime.orgI wonder how long it will take for Yasha Mounk to go all "the woke ideologues just want to cancel me" defense
@jby@ecoevo.socialTwo weeks ago I woke up at 6am in Joshua Tree National Park and trailed a flock of pinyon jays making their way through the Black Rock Canyon campground as the sun rose
#naturalist
@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io“Disney is so woke now, cartoons shouldn’t be political”
Here’s Daffy Duck in drag more than 80 years ago in 1943.
Important: I know that Daffy Duck isn’t a Disney character. If you feel the urge to explain this to me, firstly I never claimed this and secondly why don’t you go touch some grass instead?
@fcktheworld587@social.linux.pizzaSo my take away from the whole "wokeness is dead" thing is that conservatives think ass is woke, and tits are trad
@mela@zusammenkunft.netWas Menschen sagen: "Woke Meinungsdiktatur."
Was ich höre: "Ich verachte gesellschaftliche Aushandlungsprozesse darüber, wie wir miteinander umgehen wollen."
@BootsChantilly@mstdn.socialI woke up with an earworm, so of course, I'll share it with you! #SplitEnz https://youtu.be/cSGpLto1yxU?si=8h-dty25B1s1HOTW
@cliffwade@allthingstech.socialJust woke up from a two hour nap and actually feeling a bit refreshed. Here lately I've been feeling more tired when waking up from a nap, so this is a bit nice for a change.
@paulbusch@mstdn.caGood Morning #Canada
Today is the first day of Spring and I woke up to snow covering my lawn here in #Caledon. Not enough to shovel and temperatures this week will make it disappear. After Canada experienced its warmest winter in 77 years, the forecast calls for above average temperatures with some potenti…
@zimpenfish@social.rjp.isDamn you, my dreams and their inability to affect reality.
Dreamt last night that I won £324,000 on Tuesday's EuroMillions. Woke up this morning to a "You have won a prize!" email from the lottery. Small heart attack later, turns out that it was only £3.80. I shall now retire for 30 seconds.
@servelan@newsie.socialBeheading suspect denounced 'far-left woke mobs' and spewed right-wing rhetoric: reports - Alternet.org
https://www.alternet.org/send/beheading-suspect-denounced-far-left-woke-mobs-and-sp…
@memeorandum@universeodon.comThey quit liberal public schools. Now they teach kids to be anti-'woke.' (Hannah Natanson/Washington Post)
https://www.washingtonpost.com/education/2024/04/15/kali-joshua-fontanilla-exodus-institute/
http://www.memeorandum.com/240415/p67#a240415p67
@andycarolan@social.lolI went to bed at 9pm, but then I woke up at 3am.
6 hours is ok I guess 🤔
@BootsChantilly@mstdn.socialI woke up with an earworm, so of course, I'll share it with you! #SplitEnz https://youtu.be/cSGpLto1yxU?si=8h-dty25B1s1HOTW
@soundclamp@mastodon.xyz#NowPlaying Woke up feeling nauseous and with this #MarcAlmond barn burner running on repeat in my head. https://www.youtube.c…
@soc_i_ety@mstdn.caI love woke!
Its got wow,
We, our, kindness, empathy.
Love and Woke go together like peaches and cream, two peas in a pod, spice and life.
If I could choose a Word to be, I'd be Woke.
@memeorandum@universeodon.comThey quit liberal public schools. Now they teach kids to be anti-'woke.' (Hannah Natanson/Washington Post)
https://www.washingtonpost.com/education/2024/04/15/kali-joshua-fontanilla-exodus-institute/
http://www.memeorandum.com/240415/p67#a240415p67
@soc_i_ety@mstdn.caI love woke!
Its got wow,
We, our, kindness, empathy.
Love and Woke go together like peaches and cream, two peas in a pod, spice and life.
If I could choose a Word to be, I'd be Woke.
@servelan@newsie.socialFlorida ban on ‘woke’ workplace training violates First Amendment, 11th Circuit rules | Courthouse News Service
https://www.courthousenews.com/florida-ban-on-woke-workplace-training-violates-first-amendment-11th-ci…
@soc_i_ety@mstdn.caHaving slept for 40 years and then being Woke, three things on TV amaze me.
One is that Republicans campaign that they will torture, kill you, and make you sick and millions of people still buy into Republicanism.
Another is that Big Pharma advertises that their drugs will make you seriously ill, kill you, or disable you and people still buy them.
Finally, that people claim crazy conspiratorial things about vaccines that save countless lives without complications.
:m…
@BootsChantilly@mstdn.socialI woke up with #Queen in my head! #earworm https://youtu.be/LvB2MnIIdMw?si=wCLycXG4mZ4ZSH4N…
@servelan@newsie.socialBigots are angry at Kleenex tissues now, because of woke
https://www.thepinknews.com/2024/02/18/sue-youre-shouting-at-tissues/
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Times have been tough in this Texas town ever since the woke mob shut down the old PornHub studio. So when Elon Musk promised to put in a hyperloop, they finally had something to cheer about. …
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After a long day at Pre-K, I was reading Barron’s, when I gravely turned to my father and asked him why Tesla stock keeps dropping. When he replied “because the woke investor class disapproves…
