@stefan@gardenstate.social2025-12-07 17:08:38
Republicans are angry the head truck went woke and is electric this year.
@stefan@gardenstate.social2025-12-07 17:08:38
@NFL@darktundra.xyz2026-01-04 17:26:32
Falcons QB Kirk Cousins woke up sick, and here's why that matters for the Buccaneers and Panthers
https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/falcons
@mxp@mastodon.acm.org2025-12-07 19:55:29
I’m so exhausted, I laid down for a nap at 15:30 and woke up at 18:30 🪫
@mxp@mastodon.acm.org2025-12-07 19:55:29
I’m so exhausted, I laid down for a nap at 15:30 and woke up at 18:30 🪫
@mxp@mastodon.acm.org2025-12-07 19:55:29
I’m so exhausted, I laid down for a nap at 15:30 and woke up at 18:30 🪫
@puhuri@mastodon.social2026-02-06 09:58:35
@ErikUden@mastodon.de2026-02-05 08:52:54
Reactionary forces doing reactionary things
@whitequark@mastodon.social2026-01-05 08:31:32
so, i have something important to say. on 9th of December 2025, i woke up to someone who stalked me for eight years being inside my home, finding my address through means that are still not fully clear.
i know that several people reading this have in the past supported her (knowingly or not) or tried to "help" her after they learned of the stalking.
𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐩. your goodwill (or sometimes spinelessness) is being exploited. all you're doing is adding to the harm do…
@hex@kolektiva.social2026-03-05 05:47:59
Woke up from a dream with a thought about dark patterns and LLMs.
If LLMs (as a service) could be normalized and integrated into everything, as is currently in progress, the next step would be to charge tokens to pay for the interactions. After all, it's not really free. That's just the normal progression. Introduce the tech, get people hooked, then make them pay.
Great, now imagine this future state. Every interaction with a computer ends up mediated through a stochastic parrot. Congratulations, everything now has micro-transactions on steroids. Not only does everything you do with tech have micro-transactions, but every interaction with technology is gambling.
@andycarolan@social.lol2026-03-03 08:26:10
I woke up at around 330am, and decided to watch Return of the Jedi on my phone.
That quickly turned into listening to Return of the Jedi
I remember hearing a few Ewok horns, and Palpatine falling down that shaft.
Then my AirPods ran out of power with that annoying noise, which totally woke me up.
#StarWars #Sleep
@servelan@newsie.social2026-02-27 19:14:17
Boy Scouts Cave To Hegseth's "Anti-Woke" Demands - Joe.My.God.
https://www.joemygod.com/2026/02/boy-scouts-cave-to-hegseths-anti-woke-demands/
@cheryanne@aus.social2026-01-04 07:16:30
Woke up early this morning and read the news.
Plan to avoid all news for the rest of the day.
Went for a coffee walk.
Had breakfast.
Did the washing.
Cleaned the bathroom.
Went for a late picnic lunch.
Wash hair and get into pjs.
Decide cheese and crackers wine will be an adequate dinner.
Watch comfort tv from hard drive.
Successfully avoid all news.
Go to bed early.
Back to work tomorrow.
@funkvolk@mastodon.social2026-02-03 18:27:32
Gerade woke-life-balance gelesen.
Lasse das mal so stehen.
#VerleserDesTages
@Techmeme@techhub.social2025-12-11 23:05:47
New White House guidance says AI models procured by federal agencies must have "unbiased AI principles" and ensure "truth-seeking" and "ideological neutrality" (Maria Curi/Axios)
https://www.axios.com/2025/12/11/white-house-woke-ai…
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk2026-02-26 20:11:34
🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #MiddayShow
Julie Doiron:
🎵 I Woke Myself Up
#JulieDoiron
https://juliedoiron.bandcamp.com/track/i-woke-myself-up
https://open.spotify.com/track/0p77rgyY2YMvoH9ugpZmvc
@harrysentonbury@social.linux.pizza2026-02-03 07:56:55
woke up this morning and this tune popped into my head (No Entry - Sham 69 ) :purple_thorn_moth:
thought some of yous might like it :)
Link might work! bbl
https://invidious.nerdvpn.de/watch?v=BbwTXIXokiI
@rasterweb@mastodon.social2026-01-01 16:54:09
Woke up in pain, lasted for hours, took some drugs, fell asleep… happy new year?
@hikingdude@mastodon.social2026-01-01 07:09:34
A bit late but Happy new Year everybody!
I spent a wonderfull dinner and evening yesterday.
And we just woke up to clear sky and -8°C. Let's see how we'Re going to start the year!
#happynewyear
@jae@mastodon.me.uk2026-02-01 14:09:36
I woke up 6 7 today.
@Sustainable2050@mastodon.energy2026-02-27 22:05:34
Clear message from the Trump regime to European clients* dependent on US tech companies: those will be brought under control.
*) like the Dutch tax authority preparing to outsource all of its VAT collection.
@LillyHerself@Mastodon.social2026-01-01 11:14:51
RE: https://mas.to/@SmudgeTheInsultCat/115818371373829568
A Black US president for 8 years and almost all of the European ministers of defence were ... women!
The patriarchy woke up from their long 1970s disco hangover, scratched their fat stomachs…
@paulbusch@mstdn.ca2026-02-23 16:23:11
I'm feeling better today. I woke up knowing that our men's and women's teams played with all their heart for our country.
The USA teams woke up and Trump is still their president.
#NotSorry
@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems2026-01-01 04:01:45
Surprisingly, this night wasn't so bad.
The neighbor's party was without loud music, just some random shouting after midnight.
Of course, people with premature explosion problem started firing in the late afternoon. Near 23 it became quiet enough for me to fall asleep finally. Then, between 23.45 and 1 AM you couldn't, and Ruh 🐱 started panicking. I managed to get her back to bed by half past midnight.
Nothing woke me up then — no "one more box, bro" after 3 AM. Perhaps the frost helped.
@cdarwin@c.im2026-01-29 13:31:06
Last year we reported how Verizon executives
agreed to be more racist and sexist
in exchange for Trump DOJ and FCC approval of their $20 billion merger with telecom giant Frontier Communications.
Verizon embarrassingly said they’d cull race and gender equality initiatives,
and try harder moving forward to protect downtrodden white people from the scary monster that is diversity.
But California regulators have thrown a few wrinkles into the mix for Verizon.
@theodric@social.linux.pizza2026-01-02 10:35:29
It's utterly brainwormed the way people have projected political identities onto software projects. The level of ideological capture that politics exerts on the average person is wildly out of proportion with their ability to influence it, and has led to terrible outcomes for society in general.
Anyway, on a more serious note, I'm concerned that my 13mm box end wrench has become fash. Looking for a good option for a woke wrench. Recommendations welcome.
@servelan@newsie.social2026-01-24 05:43:51
Why Trump’s tariffs are woke | Euractiv
https://www.euractiv.com/news/why-trumps-tariffs-are-woke/
@memeorandum@universeodon.com2025-12-11 23:05:59
White House issues federal agency guidance against "woke" AI (Maria Curi/Axios)
https://www.axios.com/2025/12/11/white-house-woke-ai-guidance-federal-agencies
http://www.memeorandum.com/251211/p131#a251211p131
@Techmeme@techhub.social2026-02-27 21:02:05
President Trump calls Anthropic a "radical left, woke company" and says he is directing every federal agency in the US to stop using its products (Axios)
https://www.axios.com/2026/02/27/anthropic-pentagon-supply-chain-risk-claude
@davidaugust@mastodon.online2025-12-12 01:34:32
I wrote a story. It starts:
He woke up, looking forward to finally fishing. He’s retired, even though he feels like he could keep doing the work, and now, finally, he has the chance to go out on his boat, with a beer and his rod to catch something. Maybe if he catches enough he can fill the whole freezer set up in the basement. Fresh frozen fish for months.
The rest of it:
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk2025-12-26 17:24:59
🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #MorningShow
This Is Lorelei:
🎵 But You Just Woke Me Up
#ThisIsLorelei
https://thisislorelei.bandcamp.com/track/but-you-just-woke-me-up-2
https://open.spotify.com/track/3O3qS7OEH1cIFfDzzWO3ym
@adrianco@mastodon.social2025-12-24 13:22:28
Current status: woke up to find we are in one of the orange boxes on this outage map. Currently at an Airbnb rental near family for the holidays…
@jake4480@c.im2026-01-24 16:03:16
Woke up & had a hankering for 7Seconds- threw on my favorite of theirs. Ultimate wake-up music. 'Good to Go' is 1999 strong. Had this when it came out after I heard a promo, when I was 19 in '99. I like their earlier and later too, but I feel like this one is a sweet spot- a real masterpiece. Reissued in 2021!
@stefan@gardenstate.social2026-02-21 22:26:25
@kurtsh@mastodon.social2025-12-25 17:22:05
I woke up this Christmas morning to a bunch of people making a bunch of stuff up quoting "anonymous sources" to support or advance their cynical fantasy narratives - despite me working in that area & knowing their claims to be 100% fabricated. So that's fun.
Merry Christmas, social networks.
@Mediagazer@mstdn.social2026-01-23 20:30:42
How Stars and Stripes is responding to the Pentagon's plans to make it not "woke"; the Pentagon hasn't communicated with the paper since posting its plans on X (Washington Post)
https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/2026/01/23/pent…
@rberger@hachyderm.io2026-01-25 07:28:55
#StarTrek #StarfleetAcademy is #WOKE #WOKE #WOKE and its GREAT GREAT GREAT
I don't care what other people say
Just binged on all 3 of the first episodes and loved them! I had my doubts, but they were all photon torpedoed into loving the show.
Yeah, it’s about kids. But as they said, “It's a school”.
The show brings the core ideals and philosophy of Star Trek and makes them into excellent teachable moments.
Looking forward to the cast gelling as it always takes time for a new Star Trek to get its footing. But it’s pretty solid already. Love what Holly Hunter is doing with the chancellor/captain. Gina Yashere is totally amazing and can feel her joy in the roll in every scene she's in. And Tig Notaro is totally fabulously funny in a so dry sort of way. Also being partners with Gina's character is just perfect in being so unperfect.
@gwire@mastodon.social2026-01-29 10:02:17
Because he waited for the former Confederate to draw his gun from his holster, before shooting him, you could argue that Jack Palance’s character from Shane was a woke leftist.
@joe@toot.works2026-01-23 12:11:03
I woke up, cranked the heat up, and now I might go back to sleep for a little bit.
@karlauerbach@sfba.social2026-01-21 21:20:32
I woke up and read trump's words from Davos.
I thought - is trump channeling King Leopold II of Belgium?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leopold_II_of_Belgium
@servelan@newsie.social2026-01-29 16:54:02
California Regulators Force Verizon To Do “Woke” Stuff Like Make Sure Broadband Is Semi-Affordable To Poor People | Techdirt
https://www.techdirt.com/2026/01/29/california-regulators-force-verizon-to-do-woke-stuff-like-make-sure-broadband-is-semi-affordable-to-poor-people/
@lmc@mastodon.social2026-02-19 10:33:38
The rain woke me up! 🌧️
@scott@carfree.city2025-12-20 23:32:39
Nice to see they made Ritual woke ❤️🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
@bthalpin@mastodon.social2025-12-10 16:59:50
So, Micro Rubio marco-managing everything, declaring that sans-serif is woke but Times New Roman is politically correct.
A silly story, but the read should be that Rubio is entirely sidelined, if he has to pull stunts like this to keep busy, to keep in the public eye.
https://www.
@brian_gettler@mas.to2026-02-16 20:34:05
We woke early to
Ski cross-country. Our legs ache.
Oh the endorphins!
#DailyHaikuPrompt
@BBC6MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk2026-01-29 22:31:01
🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #RileyAndCoe
Mickey Newbury:
🎵 She Even Woke Me Up to Say Goodbye
#MickeyNewbury
https://gretchenpeters.bandcamp.com/track/she-even-woke-me-up-to-say-goodbye
@life_is@no-pony.farm2026-03-01 19:47:07
@scheichsbeutel@troet.cafe @steve@dresden.network @stefanmuelller@climatejustice.social ganz konkret bei der wahl Trump oder DDR: Natürlich DDR. Die DDR war berechenbar. Die Stasi war böse, aber hielt sich an ihre eigenen Regeln. ICE ist unberechenbar und betreibt "happy slaping" mit Kriegswaffen. In der DDR schulen, wo zumindest rechnen, lesen, schreiben gelehrt wurde. In den USA wird vielleicht Jim Knopf beschlagnahmt weil woke. Naturwissenschaften an DDR unis. Kostenlose schulmedizin für all…
@Techmeme@techhub.social2026-02-28 00:04:40
Source: the DOD appears to have accepted OpenAI's safety red lines, which were similar to Anthropic's, to deploy OpenAI's tech in classified settings (Maria Curi/Axios)
https://www.axios.com/2026/02/27/pentagon-openai-safety-red-lines-anthropic
@annsev@troet.cafe2025-12-12 13:12:03
@matzekult@chaos.social2025-12-23 14:05:07
@rasterweb@mastodon.social2025-12-27 15:52:10
I'm in a good mood today! Woke up at 4:30am with a bit of leg pain but took Tylenol and used a heating pad right away. I was able to lie in bed for 3 hours and the pain was only mild. Finally got out of bed and was dealing with minimal pain.
It's been well over a week since I've had this little pain when getting out of bed in the morning. I was able to do my morning stuff just fine. I even made pizza dough.
The next test will be trying to get some desk work done. (And…
@daniel@social.telemetrydeck.com2026-02-14 08:36:29
One morning, when Gregor Samsa woke from troubled dreams, he found himself transformed in his bed into an open-source distributed event streaming platform used by thousands of companies for high-performance data pipelines, streaming analytics, data integration, and mission-critical applications.
@timbray@cosocial.ca2026-02-08 23:35:30
That #Superbowl pre-game show was kind of, um, woke.
@billbert@mastodon.social2026-01-24 18:41:38
Just realized I haven’t eaten any food since I woke up 3 hours ago. Coffee and oat milk and chocolate syrup and sucralose, yes, but nothing more https://youtu.be/725WlG1idPc?si=Rve5jdMlOCvw7i7m
@LaChasseuse@mastodon.scot2026-02-13 09:58:59
Today I woke up to see a leading Science Fiction author
re-posting the toot of another well-known Science Fiction author,
criticising the statement of A BANK for being poor-quality -
yes, you guessed - Science Fiction.
@cdarwin@c.im2025-12-13 05:35:38
The Biden administration may have shot the serif,
switching from Times New Roman font on the grounds that serif-less fonts such as Calibri are more accessible to readers with disabilities.
That’s all over now.
The State Department Action Request reads:
“To restore decorum and professionalism to the Department’s written work products
and abolish yet another wasteful DEIA [Diversity, Equity, Inclusion, and Accessibility] program,
the Department is return…
@detondev@social.linux.pizza2025-12-14 12:15:20
OMFGGGG i woke up and looked out the window and heavy snow has consumed everything outta nowhere
@soundclamp@mastodon.xyz2026-02-15 15:13:47
#NowPlaying Haven’t done a #TheSundayStarter in a while, but “Born for a Short Time” was already in my head when I woke up haha. https://
@raysofred@discordian.social2026-01-20 08:36:19
Woke up at 2am and can’t fall asleep again, fuck me.
@davidaugust@mastodon.online2026-02-18 13:40:00
I woke up angry today.
ICE spokesperson Lindsay Williams is a liar, who is bad at lying.
“Asked if the ICE officers chased Lopez, Williams said: ‘Chased? I wouldn’t say that. They followed him until he crashed.’”
Wouldn’t say that? How about: ICE was committing crime (their standard procedure), someone died, they’re the killers. Your people killed a school teacher, Williams.
Have the day you deserve, you apologist scum.
@ErikUden@mastodon.de2026-02-17 14:52:35
RE: https://mastodon.de/@Koffeinpiratin/116086509411303815
US representatives: stop deadnaming X!! it's called X now!! My children hate me because they were infected by the woke mind virus
German members of Bundestag:
@steve@s.yelvington.com2025-12-10 02:56:38
This is insane. Does Little Marco not have enough to do?
https://www.nytimes.com/2025/12/09/us/politics/rubio-state-department-font.html
@memeorandum@universeodon.com2025-12-24 18:55:47
The Other Way the 'Super Woke' Left Discriminates (Thomas Chatterton Williams/The Atlantic)
https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/12/savage-compact-essay-discrimination/685416/
http://www.memeorandum.com/251224/p49#a251224p49
@kurtsh@mastodon.social2026-02-22 04:21:27
David Ellison is "business casual" Frankenstein's Monster. 🤣
▶️ Trump's Tariff Tantrum! Netflix Too Woke? Stephen Colbert's FCC Drama! | Have I Got News For You
https://youtube.com/watch?v=0lWWuinJrko&si=3Grul4-obN6SGCaU
@jkmartindale@mastodon.social2026-02-17 23:19:52
I was drifting off on the office couch and then my coworker asked what Raising Cane's is because the university village location just opened and that woke me up IMMEDIATELY
@andycarolan@social.lol2026-02-19 06:11:07
Woke up super early. Something like 2.45… haven’t really slept since and it’s now 6am 😔
@sascha_wolfer@fediscience.org2025-12-08 11:42:47
Tonight I woke up from a noise in the living room - I thought it sounded like the creepy whisper of a little girl 😱
It took me a few moments until I realised that the dog was snoring! 😴 #dogsofmastodon
@grumpybozo@toad.social2025-12-11 14:36:12
My stretch of doing no serious snow clearance is now over a year, despite the many inches of slush that fell Tuesday night.
I woke up yesterday (sleeping in a bit because K’s school was cancelled) to the sound of a snowblower, too loud to be any of the neighbors. But it *was* one of my neighbors, clearing my sidewalk, driveway, and wheelchair ramp.
Sometimes people just do nice things.
@rasterweb@mastodon.social2026-01-26 16:54:26
I know a guy who used to be a conservative, until he went to college. It wasn't "woke professors" that change him to a liberal, it was being in an actual city instead of the small town he grew up in.
Meeting more diverse people made him realize he was fed lies about others while growing up.
So yeah, if you ever wondered why the right wants to shut down education and universities, that's one reason.
@yaya@jorts.horse2025-12-09 12:56:48
absolutely unacceptable that I woke up before 7am. no thank you. let's try that again
@jonippolito@digipres.club2025-12-11 17:54:51
You can't make this stuff up https://www.nytimes.com/2025/12/09/us/politics/rubio-state-department-font.html
@joe@toot.works2025-12-23 14:05:55
I like to sleep with the temperature low in the house and multiple blankets over me. When I woke up, I found the cat under my blankets. I don't blame him. I'm probably a pretty good heat sink.
@hex@kolektiva.social2025-12-20 23:22:58
So in another dream I just woke up from, I was talking to someone about "the idea problem" (that it's becoming harder to monitize ideas, from a vox article written by an AI cooked reporter).
https://www.iheart.com/podcast/105-it-could-happen-here-30717896/episode/executive-disorder-white-house-weekly-46-313675864/
Basically, I was arguing that the majority of inventions target men because patriarchy puts economic control in men's hands. As men have started to help more with childcare, there have been more inventions related to childcare. (I don't have any idea if this is true. Seems legit, but I'm just relating my dream. I think I was also oversimplifying a bit to "men" and "women" because of my audience, but anyway it was a dream.) There's actually more low-hanging fruit, I pointed out, related to making care work easier.
So I argued that the real problem was a failure to invest in research into solving that problem. Today there are all these boondoggles built around killing people. What if, instead of all this government research into killing people, we dumped a ton of money into making it easier to support a household? That would be great for the economy. (Being asleep, I seem to have forgotten that working people need money.)
In the blur of being just awake I started thinking about how you could kickstart the US economy by taking the money from the AI boondoggle and other autonomous murder bots and create something like a program to build robots for housekeepers. You'd still be funding tech with government money, so the same horrible people get paid, but you're now actually solving real problems. It wouldn't even matter if it was a boondoggle, honestly. Just dumping money into something other than murdering people is good enough.
I imagined first if there was a program to fund a robot housecleaner, like robot dog with AI some laundry pickup, that would be provided, free of charge, to help people with children. It would work the same as the military boondoggle where a private company makes the government buy a piece of hardware from them and then also pay them to service it for some number of years. But instead of that hardware sitting around waiting to kill someone, it would be getting brought to people's houses to help them.
Then I thought, hey, you could even boost the economy more if you just had government funding for doulas and housecleaners and paid them a living wage. Hey, you could really kickstart the economy by nationalizing healthcare and including doula support as part of all births. Oh, and you could also just include the optional household help for families with children until the kids turn 18.
None of this is perfect (I don't actually think most of this is possible from any state), but the point is that it's actually wildly easy to figure out all kinds of ways to invest in the economy and monitize ideas as long as you aren't entirely focused on the same old "make money from spying on people and killing them." Funny that. Like they said in the podcast, maybe "finding ideas" isn't the problem.
Hope you enjoyed the weird semi-awake brain dump/rant.
@jackie@social.linux.pizza2026-02-10 07:22:47
chat, we need a phrase that's like "stay woke" but for being aware of transmisogyny
something like, "the dolls know" idk
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk2025-12-22 13:55:29
🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #Early
Alabama 3:
🎵 Woke Up This Morning (Chosen One mix)
#Alabama3
https://alabama3.bandcamp.com/track/woke-up-this-morning
https://open.spotify.com/track/1cuclT4cacekr88IvVtCpz
@Techmeme@techhub.social2026-01-27 12:21:27
A profile of White House AI adviser Sriram Krishnan, who wrote an EO against "Woke" AI, aims to "fight China", and rallies executives around Trump's policies (Financial Times)
https://www.ft.com/content/9f715d84-f1e7-4825-b3f5-a80e23d88453
@oekologisch_unterwegs@mastodon.online2026-01-10 19:53:57
@theodric@social.linux.pizza2026-02-23 19:22:58
I took a weekend today after pushing myself pretty hard the last 3 and especially yesterday. I now regret that. I slept well, felt fine when I woke up, didn't go do physical labor, and was bored, frustrated, and hungry all day.
People like me don't need breaks, we just need to work until we physically and mentally collapse, then recuperate. High speed, low drag, tailspin, crash, and phoenix.
@eyebee@mstdn.social2026-02-13 00:56:23
@Mediagazer@mstdn.social2026-01-15 21:28:48
The Pentagon says Stars and Stripes will move "away from woke distractions" and cease publishing AP "reprints"; its EIC says he'll work to save its independence (Washington Post)
https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/20
@ErikUden@mastodon.de2026-01-13 10:15:52
Das Pentagon wird Musk's AI-Chatbot Grok für strategische und interne Entscheidungen einsetzen, explizit weil selbsternannter Kriegsminister Pete Hegseth eine KI möchte welche nicht woke ist und bereit ist Kriege zu führen.
Der Verteidigungsminister sagte, er wolle verantwortungsvolle KI im Pentagon. Zugleich winkte er Modelle ab, „die Kriegsführung nicht zulassen“.
Seine Vision bedeutet, dass militärische KI „ohne ideologische Einschränkungen arbeitet, die rechtmäßig…
@cdarwin@c.im2026-01-20 15:12:23
Federal immigration agents forced open a door and detained a US citizen in his Minnesota home
at gunpoint, without a warrant,
then led him out onto the streets in his underwear in subfreezing conditions,
according to his family and videos reviewed by the Associated Press.
ChongLy “Scott” Thao told the AP that his daughter-in-law woke him up from a nap Sunday afternoon
and said that US Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents were banging at the door of his res…
@detondev@social.linux.pizza2025-12-10 18:11:43
question 1: whats ur favorite christmas movie
question 2: whats ur favorite woke reboot
@Life_is@no-pony.farm2025-12-14 13:19:56
Geht Trump jetzt gegen die Pocahontas-Dollar-Münzen vor weil woke?
@theodric@social.linux.pizza2026-02-21 12:15:55
Woke up my Mac ("it just works!™) from sleep and it mis-recognized the mouse as a keyboard, resulting in the mouse typing random keystrokes into the open terminal and not moving the cursor at all. Unplug-replug sorted that out. Bizarre.
@BBC6MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk2026-01-23 23:44:27
@billbert@mastodon.social2026-02-14 11:10:39
Woke up at 5:00 am spontaneously and my brain keeps going like sixty 😖😑😵💫
@rasterweb@mastodon.social2026-02-16 10:27:51
Silly cat woke me up at 3:30am so I took half of my pain meds because, well, pain. It’s subsided a bit since then… maybe I should try to get more sleep. 😴
@steve@s.yelvington.com2026-01-08 17:39:36
Texas A&M valiantly protects innocent college students from the woke works of Plato.
https://pen.org/press-release/plato-has-been-censored-what-next/?brid=xE4WDJ8u_Tlotsza8OvzfQ
@memeorandum@universeodon.com2026-01-16 02:06:09
Pentagon taking over Stars and Stripes to eliminate 'woke distractions' (Ellen Mitchell/The Hill)
https://thehill.com/policy/defense/5692054-pentagon-control-stars-stripes-newspaper/
http://www.memeorandum.com/260115/p148#a260115p148
@NFL@darktundra.xyz2026-02-09 10:06:28
Why the Seahawks' defense knew it would overwhelm the Patriots: 'We have too much for them' https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/7032486/2026/02/09/seahawks-super-bowl-defense-patriots/
@joe@toot.works2026-01-10 17:24:55
I woke up, toileted the dogs, and grabbed the last can of energy drink from the fridge. I need more.
@BBC6MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk2026-01-23 23:42:27
@memeorandum@universeodon.com2026-01-15 21:02:29
Pentagon to overhaul independent military newspaper, calling it 'woke' (Washington Post)
https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/2026/01/15/stars-and-stripes-pentagon-editorial-independence/
http://www.memeorandum.com/260115/p108#a260115p108
@rasterweb@mastodon.social2025-12-16 03:25:32
Today was… something. I woke with terrible leg pain, like the worst I’ve ever had. Tried everything to make it go away, nothing helped, I cried. When my partner awoke I asked if they could take me to urgent care. When we got there I was in such pain I could only lay flat on the waiting room floor. Eventually they saw me, I got a shot for the pain, got sent home with some prescriptions…
1/n
@midtsveen@social.linux.pizza2026-01-19 16:56:06
@life_is@no-pony.farm2025-12-14 13:19:56
Geht Trump jetzt gegen die Pocahontas-Dollar-Münzen vor weil woke?
@rasterweb@mastodon.social2026-01-16 19:50:34
Well today’s been… something. I got my cortisone injection yesterday around 2pm. Felt okay the rest of the day. Woke up at 4:30am in extreme pain, and I’m still in quite a bit of pain (though not as bad) almost 10 hours later. 😩
@memeorandum@universeodon.com2026-01-08 01:20:44
Zohran Mamdani's woke, privileged tenant advocate Cea Weaver breaks down crying when asked about hypocritical gentrification comments (New York Post)
https://nypost.com/2026/01/07/us-news/zohran-mamdanis-tenant-advocate-cea-weaver-breaks-down-crying-when-asked-about-hypocritical-gentrification-comments/
http://www.memeorandum.com/260107/p151#a260107p151
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk2025-12-14 23:10:50
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