@NFL@darktundra.xyzDeVonta Smith happy this wide receiver is on Eagles roster, offers endorsement after strong minicamp
https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/devonta…
@pgcd@mastodon.onlineI have a new job, I'm happy I have this job because it's a good job for a good company.
So I should be generally happy, shouldn't I?
Unfortunately I'm not - not as happy as I would like to be - due to everything else going on (my father, *waves frantically* fascism and war and ecocide), so I resort to buying stuff.
Namely, a refurbished coffee grinder and a second-hand Casio watch.
Neither is trackable yet for some DHL reason.
I hate everything.
@cellfourteen@social.petertoushkov.euThe ‘Biblical View’ That’s Younger Than The Happy Meal | Fred Clark
https://www.patheos.com/blogs/slacktivist/2012/02/18/the-biblical-view-thats-younger-than-the-happy-meal/
@happy_ly@social.luca.run...wenn nur noch die letzte Sitzreihe frei ist... 🙄
@edintone@mastodon.greenHappy & Glorious: Coronation art exhibition goes on show https://www.nationalarchives.gov.uk/about/news/happy-glorious-coronation-art-exhibition-goes-on-show/
@ian@phpc.socialHappy "find out what services you use run on GCP" day for all who celebrate.
@outer@mas.toHappy Birthday! Happy Birthday, Liza! https://mastodon.social/@blogdiva/114657137850314191
@egallager@social.treehouse.systemsHappy Mother's Day! Grateful to have had such a wonderful mom for 34 years now.
@cheryanne@aus.socialHappy birthday @… hope you are having a great day so far
@dotproto@toot.cafeHappy 7/11 to those that celebrate
@izzychambers@vivaldi.netHappy Fifth Gotcha Day to Izzy!
On July 11, 2020, we adopted a very scared spaniel who had spent three months in a high kill shelter in South Carolina raising her four puppies, and then being spayed and treated for heartworms. When she was transported from South Carolina to Washington, she was so scared that she didn't want to leave the crate she had ridden in. Then she didn't want to get out of our car when we got to our house. I had to carry her up the front steps to our hou…
@w6kme@mastodon.radioHappy 250th birthday to the US Merchant Marines! I used to volunteer on the SS Lane Victory, playing in the band during our summer cruises. The Lane is the official Merchant Marines memorial.
During WWII, 9,521 Merchant Marine sailors lost their lives. It would not be until 1988 that they were given Veteran status.
https://www.
@brian_gettler@mas.toWild... I subscribe to a zine, a small but mighty publication from a really talented and generous guy who happens to live in the US. For the past several decades, this has just meant me paying slightly higher postage rates than domestic subscribers - no big deal and totally worth it. Now, though, we've got tariffs. Still, the story might have a happy (temporary) ending: a US subscriber, who'll be here, plans to stop by a Canadian post office and mail all the zines. Yay! But loads of …
@happy_ly@social.luca.runWazifubo. Notaufnahme mit Bruder. Meine Schwägerin ist zu Hause umgekippt und hat gekrampft. Mein 12jähriger Neffe hat blitzschnell reagiert und sofort einen RTW gerufen. Jetzt warten wir. Verdacht des Notarztes ist Schlaganfall.
@iam_jfnklstrm@social.linux.pizza@… happy 14th birthday!
@samerfarha@mastodon.socialHappy weekend, friends
@Erikmitk@mastodon.gamedev.placethose Happy ! Generation Day Random to celebrate Number who
#rngday
@jamesthebard@social.linux.pizzaAll three nodes are installed. The "server room" is an absolute mess, but figured I'd snap a picture of the back of the minirack. I'll be cleaning up tomorrow, but for now: we are 100% back online here. Migrations work, iSCSI works...well, everything works. Very happy with how this has turned out thus far.
#minirack
@catsche@nrw.socialJuten Samstach allerseits ☕
Bin immer noch so happy, dass ich gestern die Simple Minds live sehen konnte. Will nicht behaupten, dass es Teil meiner Lifetime Bucketlist war, aber ziemlich nah dran.
@YaleDivinitySchool@mstdn.socialListen to Dr. Laurie Santos as she explains how to help youth incorporate #wellness activities into their own lives, which is especially important to those who are #depressed at
@threeofus@mstdn.socialFrom the BBC News website:
After a phone-call with Russia's Vladimir Putin last week, Trump said he was "not happy" that progress had not been made towards ending the war, and he has since complained that Putin's "very nice" attitude turned out to be meaningless.
~~~
How has #Trump gone 79 years without learning that people don’t always mean what they say? …
@migoettingen@academiccloud.socialHappy Birthday, #Maddison!
https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isabel_Maddison
@brentsleeper@sfba.socialI’m on vacation with my family this week and purposefully not delving into the news or reading anything on social media besides my happy word games. But I sure hope I come home to a democratic society governed by the rule of law.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange[Happy fox noises]
@cowboys@darktundra.xyzJerry Jones was originally furious Dallas Cowboys picked of future Hall of Famer https://www.si.com/nfl/cowboys/news/jerry-jones-was-originally-furious-dallas-cowboys-zack-martin-nfl-draft
@aredridel@kolektiva.social@… Happy Birthday!
@joe@toot.worksI think that he's happy that I'm finally awake.
#Cat #CatsOfMastodon
@EarthOrgUK@mastodon.energyOn Website Technicals (2019-01) - Tech updates: Happy New Ear, cssgip, work storage, AMP srcset, LEDs, details, 400kpx image warning, bad AutoAd, indigestion, multi-hero, OGP revisited. - https://www.earth.org.uk/note-on-site-technicals-20.html
@midtsveen@social.linux.pizzaMy laptop is packed with random pictures of my favorite music artist. I love collecting them and looking at them again and again because it makes me happy. I guess that’s just my autistic brain doing its thing.
I like sorting the pictures into folders by year, date, and color because organizing stuff is super fun for me.
It might seem weird, but this is totally my thing. Sometimes my special interest mode is always on, and I’m here for it!
Zoë (Austrian singer) - Wikipedia
@cheryanne@aus.socialMy turn for the baby lurgy. Had to cancel tonight's and tomorrow's plans including spending time with my friend who's here for a few days from country Victoria. Have gone to bed. Going to take it easy tomorrow so hopefully better by Friday. Not happy, Jan. 😠
@zachleat@zachleat.com@… so happy for you!
@grifferz@social.bitfolk.comJust playing a bit of Dwarf Fortress in a biome where it rains poisonous mucus, so the surface is kind of tricky.
All my grazing animals died before I could reach a cavern layer (my incompetence).
Traders came but brought no food.
The only thing my dwarves have eaten for 2 years is turkey eggs.
Hopefully I can sort this out before they are all clad head to toe only in turkey leather.
Got some pigs but they take ages to grow to adulthood.
Spirits are amazing…
@Techmeme@techhub.socialHertz and other car rental agencies are increasingly relying on scanners that use high-res imaging and AI to flag even tiny blemishes, angering some customers (Gabe Castro-Root/New York Times)
https://www.nytimes.com/2025/07/09/travel/rental-car-ai-scann…
@cosmos4u@scicomm.xyzOne happy white #stork (Ciconia ciconia) family in #Bochum, Germany, photographed - often with digital zoom at the limit - from the approriate distance: one adult and four youngsters, one pretty big already. A lot of interesting behavior observed in one hour: more pictures in #BirdsOfMastodon
@crell@phpc.social(From yesterday)
Happy Birthday to #PHP, in Lego form!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmsKDVAvrbw
@mikeymikey@hachyderm.ioHappy #WWDC25 y'all
If you're around, feel free to say hi over at the Business & Education in-person labs later
@dennisfaucher@infosec.exchangeI'm happy hosting #LanguageTool rather than dealing with Grammarly, but I love when LanguageTool recommends I replace a word with the same word or I accept the replacement and it repeats letters in the replacement. What do you expect for free? 🙂
@carstingaxion@dewp.spaceI thought people behind #wordpress are trying to do better than the 🍍🍕🤡.
But it’s happening again, a comment of mine is deleted for no reasons and without any communication. It’s annoying!
@jae@mastodon.me.ukMade us so happy to see Apple used @… on-screen during WWDC!
@MamasPinkyToe@mastodon.worldHappy? Very. Happier than a pit bull in a kiddie pool.
@timbray@cosocial.caHere are a couple of springtime pictures with small associated stories. It’s a thrill to find something positive to write about: https://www.tbray.org/ongoing/When/202x/2025/05/27/Happy-Colors
@voks@social.tchncs.deIch hatte mich schon gewundert, dass das "Kerwe-Feuerwerk" dieses Jahr so laut ist.
https://www.der-betze-brennt.de/news/16475-feuerwerk-am-betze-happy-birthday-1-fc-kaiserslautern.php
@wfryer@mastodon.cloud[PODCAST] The problem(s) with platforms by #DemocracyWorks with #CoryDoctorow
https://pca.st/episode/026e66ba…
@happy_ly@social.luca.runSchwindel und Übelkeit schon den ganzen Tag. Vernünftigerweise Feierabend gemacht statt fürs Café zu backen.
Jetzt auf dem Weg zum Arzt. Ich hab Angst.
@marek@festiverse.deCrosspost: Heute ist Tim Berners-Lee 70 Jahre geworden. Er ist der "Erfinder" des World Wide Web und sicher ein großer Freund des #Fediverse, denn von ihm stammt das Zitat:
"There is the idea that society can run without a hierarchical bureaucratic government being involved at every step, if only we can hit on the right set of rules for peer-peer interaction. So where design…
@DieGesellschafterinLang@swiss.socialVor 150 Jahren, am 6. Juni 1875, wurde Thomas Mann in Lübeck geboren.
#Demokratie #Schriftsteller #Weltliteratur
@luca@social.luca.runMy Convoy S12 UV light stopped working. I contacted Simon and he sent me a new driver. I had some issues opening the metal ring that holds the driver because I don't have the right tool. Soldering was tricky because of the short wires and I didn't take into account how it should be placed. But it works again. I'm happy.
@ruth_mottram@fediscience.org"my approach of “travelling hopefully” serves me well — it’s a happy existence until it isn’t."
A good piece from a witness to the 7/7 attack 20 years ago...
The art of ‘travelling hopefully’ - https://on.ft.com/4lHz9WP via @FT
@jkohlmann@mastodon.socialJust reporting that the little Ricoh GR III and GR IIIx cameras continue to make me very happy. #Photography #RicohGRIII #RicohGRIIIx
@seemannsmission@c.im🕊️ ❤️⚓️
Happy and blessed Pentecost to all who celebrate it at sea, in foreign ports and ashore, seafarers, families and friends!
Pentecost is celebrating diversity :
‚because each one heard their own language being spoken‘ Acts 2
It’s about accepting and understanding the diverse cultures!🌈
@hex@kolektiva.socialRelated to understanding firearms, "rifles" and hand guns tend to be rifled. Rifling is grooving that runs in a helical pattern down the barrel. When purchasing a firearm, it's important to check the rifling.
First check that the firearm is unloaded. Empty or remove the magazine, cycle the weapon. Next, check again that it's unloaded by looking both down the barrel and into the magazine. Now, shine a light down the barrel and look down it. In the absence of a light, you may be able to reflect light off your thumbnail.
Rifling should look as though it's drawn on with a sharp pencil, and the barrel should look otherwise completely smooth and clean. If the rifling looks like bumpy mountains, then the owner probably used corrosive ammo and didn't clean it enough. It will probably still shoot, but not at all accurately.
Both the rifling and the pin can be used in forensic analysis to match a bullet to a gun. I don't honestly know how accurate this is because a lot of forensic "science" is just made up stuff that relies on the CSI effect and doesn't actually work as advertised.
However, not all firearms are not all rifled. Shotguns are "smoothbore" firearms, meaning they lack rifling. It is not possible to perform forensic analysis of a smoothbore firearm. It *is* possible to check for powder on the hands of someone who has used a firearm within the last few days, but it's not possible to distinguish between firing inside and outside a range.
I've been gathering all kinds of tidbits like this, partially just out of curiosity and partially because I've been wanting to write a story about a revolutionary group fighting a modern authoritarian society. I'm always happy to learn other bits, if anyone has anything else I could throw in my narrative (whenever I finally get back to writing it).
@tante@tldr.nettime.orgBut this makes me happy.
(My Iocaine mostly generates garbage based on Karl Marx' "Capital", I might add some more stuff in there)
@chrysn@chaos.socialIs there a tool to set up #GitAnnex to calculate archive unpackings yet? Something™ could look at a repo's .zip / .tar.gz files, check whether any file in the repo is also in there, and annotate it as computed / computable. (I'm not aiming to restore the zip files from the content –that'd be pristine-tar territory. I'd already be happy if the compute path would be there so that the…
@radioeinsmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk🇺🇦 Auf radioeins läuft...
TV On The Radio:
🎵 Happy Idiot
#NowPlaying #TVOnTheRadio
https://open.spotify.com/track/63mnZ0zF5fBwJzYg2pDo9e
@AimeeMaroux@mastodon.socialHappy #BumDayMonday, Fediverse 🥳
This one belongs to #Apollon, who also has a beautiful back! The little dimples above his buttocks are called "Apollo's dimples".
@…
@trochee@dair-community.socialJust learned about NYC Local Law 144 which requires bias audits for hiring decisions
https://www.nyc.gov/site/dca/about/automated-employment-decision-tools.page
(From younger, more principled brother; happy birthday dkg!)
I am really interes…
@brian_gettler@mas.toCan we just dispense with grades already? Universities' rush to adopt LLMs, including providing students free access to more advanced versions, has made whatever grades we give wholly suspect (I wouldn't trust a transcript if I was hiring our students). At the same time, my institution at least has given instructors neither guidance nor support in dealing with the fallout. I am more than happy to teach those who want to learn. If the others want to spend their time querying an AI, so…
@mpsgoettingen@academiccloud.social#PhDCongratulations! Ziwen Huang of the #IMPRS “Solar System School” has successfully defended her PhD thesis “Investigating small-scale dynamics: Analysis and Interpretation of Solar Orbiter observations” at @…
@BootsChantilly@mstdn.socialToday we lose our sweet li’l hairy snausage, Tia Marie. She’s the last of the Tiny OGs—the 3 Ts: Tibby, Tink, & Tia—& I don’t know what I’m going to do without her. My heart is breaking. I probably won’t be online for a while. #MySweetGirl #ChiweeniesOfMastodon
@todbot@mastodon.socialCat is very happy sun is out after several weeks of gloomy weather #Caturday #EveryDayIsCaturday #CatsOfMastodon
@todbot@mastodon.socialCat is very happy sun is out after several weeks of gloomy weather #Caturday #EveryDayIsCaturday #CatsOfMastodon
@khalidabuhakmeh@mastodon.socialOn my gas supplier’s website, and I can only describe the stock photo choices as “couples finding out the answer to ‘does my husband’s penis still work?’”
@memeorandum@universeodon.comOfficial admits 'glorious' $45M parade will see 'Happy Birthday' sung to Trump (David Edwards/Raw Story)
https://www.rawstory.com/trump-parade-happy-birthday/
http://www.memeorandum.com/250603/p95#a250603p95
@arXiv_csSD_bot@mastoxiv.pageA Novel Hybrid Deep Learning Technique for Speech Emotion Detection using Feature Engineering
Shahana Yasmin Chowdhury, Bithi Banik, Md Tamjidul Hoque, Shreya Banerjee
https://arxiv.org/abs/2507.07046
@mino@blorbo.socialwhenever I read a really good fic it makes me want to be able to write a fic myself... and while I'm happy this particular fic that I suddenly wanted to reread was still there I'm kinda sad the author doesn't seem to write anymore (maybe they changed account? idk?)
@mapto@qoto.org"Cardinal George of Chicago, of happy memory, was one of my great mentors, and he said: ‘Look, until America goes into political decline, there won’t be an American pope.’ And his point was, if America is kind of running the world politically, culturally, economically, they don’t want America running the world religiously. So, I think there’s some truth to that, that we’re such a superpower and so dominant, they don’t wanna give us, also, control over the church."
@cellfourteen@social.petertoushkov.euUntil today, I had never, in my life, felt the urgent need to use an electrical fan at home. The cat is not happy. I was not happy to go out in the middle of the morning and buy one. I just hope in 10 years I won't need a space suit to walk outside.
@cyrevolt@mastodon.socialSymbols are great for debugging.
Already happy to have made the Plan 9 a.out to ELF conversion tool! \o/
@davej@dice.campWell, fuck. Had I known ahead of time, I’d have flown to Hawaii for the long weekend.
#scomo #auspol https://aus.social/@maude…
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #VarietyMix
Robin Kester:
🎵 Happy Sad (It's a Party)
#RobinKester
https://robinkester.bandcamp.com/track/happy-sad-its-a-party
https://open.spotify.com/track/1WH4O9BjADgKrxrqgNzy5G
@catsalad@infosec.exchangeI'm so happy! :3
@andycarolan@social.lolHappy birthday 😘@…
@ErikJonker@mastodon.socialSo Ukraine defends itself, striking primarily military targets, while Russia continuously strikes civilian targets.... and then Trump is outraged ?
https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2025/06/ukraine-russia-trump-drones/683043/
@lapizistik@social.tchncs.deDas Happy End im Action-Monster-Film sieht meist so aus, daß die beiden Giganten (gerne genommen: Gozilla und King Kong) sich heftigst bekämpfen, und während der eine den anderen besiegt, wird er selbst im Todeskampf des Gegners so schwer verwundet, daß er diesen Verletzungen letztlich erliegt.
Nun sind Trump und Musk keine Giganten. Und dennoch: wenn Trump Musk's Konzernimperium den endgültigen Schlag versetzt, könnte letzterer derart kompromittierende Dokumente leaken, das beide …
@Yogi77@hessen.socialSo war das … #unicornsfootball #ErimaGFL #AmericanFootball
@Demirramon@cyberfurz.socialI've been having a lot of fun at Furality, but the best moments by far have been the ones I spent with friends. Sure, going crazy at the club and watching panels with strangers is also fun, but sharing these experiences with them really makes a difference :neofox_floof_happy:
@randy_@social.linux.pizzaHappy #europeday.
#europe
@crell@phpc.socialAnd yet people insist LLMs will be a net unmitigated good for humanity.
Seriously, anyone saying that has drunk the kool-aid.
https://retro.pizza/@CactuarJoe/114807099935520042
@zachleat@zachleat.com@… happy birthday!!
@EarthOrgUK@mastodon.energyOn Website Technicals (2019-01) - Tech updates: Happy New Ear, cssgip, work storage, AMP srcset, LEDs, details, 400kpx image warning, bad AutoAd, indigestion, multi-hero, OGP revisited. - https://www.earth.org.uk/note-on-site-technicals-20.html
@NFL@darktundra.xyzGeorge Kittle happy for former 49ers teammate Deebo Samuel's 'fresh start' in Washington https://www.nfl.com/news/george-kittle-deebo-samuel-happy-fresh-start-former-49ers-teammate-washington
@wfryer@mastodon.cloudDay 2 of “Rocket 🚀 Camp” with Shelly Fryer! Elementary age students are building foam rockets today. Shelly is “in her happy place” teaching students STEM engineering who are in “The Artemis Generation!”
https://summer.providenceday.org…
@cheryanne@aus.socialHappy Trails Podcast
Great Australian Pods Podcast Directory: #GreatAusPods
@brian_gettler@mas.toInstead of taking your frustration about traffic-choked city streets out on the next passing cyclist or channelling it into campaigns to rip out bike lanes, why not just leave the car at home next time? Those of us who walk, bike, and take transit would be happy to have you.
@ruth_mottram@fediscience.orgHappy Constitution Day Denmark!
A short history of Greenland, in six maps
https://www.economist.com/graphic-detail/2025/06/04/a-short-history-of-greenland-in-six-maps?giftId=eed38d68-7aa9-468b-9b2c-32bfca227c11&utm_campaign=gifted_article
@MamasPinkyToe@mastodon.worldIf today is your birthday, happy birthday. And if today is not your birthday, better luck tomorrow.
@memeorandum@universeodon.comThe Great Un-Awokening -- Presented by With help from Eli Okun and Bethany Irvine -- Happy Saturday. (Adam Wren/Politico)
https://www.politico.com/newsletters/playbook/2025/06/07/the-great-un-awokening-00393429
http://www.memeorandum.com/250607/p31#a250607p31
@davej@dice.campGetting in before the Americans flood my feed to wish any #Filipino folks out there a happy #RepublicDay.
(And, of course, happy #IndependenceDay to my American peeps, and
@radioeinsmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk🇺🇦 Auf radioeins läuft...
Two Door Cinema Club:
🎵 Happy Customers
#NowPlaying #TwoDoorCinemaClub
https://open.spotify.com/track/5BQV6zDJ8lRr8nN6lV2WWi
@cowboys@darktundra.xyzMailbag: Advantage to delaying contract talks? https://www.dallascowboys.com/news/mailbag-advantage-to-delaying-contract-talks
@AimeeMaroux@mastodon.social
@midtsveen@social.linux.pizzaHappy #PrideMonth! 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
I’m just too fabulously queer and genderfluid to function like anyone expects. My identity is a whole spectrum, shifting and sparkling with every color and every gender. 🌈✨
Some days I’m femme, some days I’m masc, and some days I’m something totally unique and undefined. 💖💙🤍
My
@happy_ly@social.luca.runDas Seminar heute war richtig scheiße. Die Teilnehmenden waren unmotiviert und ab Mittag einfach nur noch albern.
Ich hab keine Kraft für so einen Mist.
@happy_ly@social.luca.runHeute geh ich mal nicht in den Laden sondern widme mich meinem zweiten (dritten, vierten?!?) Standbein und gebe eine ganztägige Einführung in die Gewaltfreie Kommunikation nach Marshall Rosenberg.
❤️
@happy_ly@social.luca.runSchlecht geschlafen. Rückenschmerzen. Sehr präsente MS-Symptome.
Hallo langer Donnerstag. Schön, dass ich heute bis 21:00 Uhr arbeiten darf. 🫶🏻
@happy_ly@social.luca.runWer nix macht, kann auch nix ändern.
Den Spaß an der KI verderbe ich ihnen nächstes Mal, wenn ich mich darauf vorbereitet habe.
@happy_ly@social.luca.runAnruf meines Mannes: Wie kommst Du gleich nach Hause?
Ich: ich fahre mit dem Lastenrad, weil ich das morgen brauche...
Er: oarrr, ich bin angenervt. Ich stehe am Bahnhof und weder der Zug noch der Bus fährt. Ich muss jetzt ne Stunde warten.
Ich: Du bist mit dem Auto gefahren...
Er: 🤦🏼♂️
Sag mir, dass Du so gut wie nie mit dem Auto zur Arbeit fährst ohne mir zu sagen, dass Du so gut wie nie mit dem Auto zur Arbeit fährst. 😂
@happy_ly@social.luca.runHeute sind wir mal ganz crazy.
