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@servelan@newsie.social
2025-10-23 06:28:39

Cuba captures alleged Chinese fentanyl kingpin wanted by US, Mexico says | Drugs News | Al Jazeera
aljazeera.com/news/2025/10/23/

@cowboys@darktundra.xyz
2025-10-24 12:16:20

Cowboys Fans Won’t Like What Matt Eberflus Just Said About the Defense heavy.com/sports/nfl/dallas-co]

@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2025-10-24 07:12:50

Hi everyone, I just wanted to say thank you again for your amazing support for our fundraiser to fund @…’s private scholarship at the University of Milan and get her evacuated from Gaza in November.
Thanks to you, we were able to raise over $15,000 in under 24 hours and meet our goal.
Joy can’t thank you herself at the moment as her family has mov…

@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2025-09-24 12:39:39

Why Vikings actually wanted to play in Dublin, London espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/463559

@timbray@cosocial.ca
2025-12-23 22:27:51

Running pre-Christmas errands, a relative who likes cannabis wanted to stop at the dispo. I strolled in too, and at the checkout counter I noticed a sign about Tuesdays. Couldn’t resist, told the relative to consider this part of their Christmas present and pulled out my credit card.
Just so I could say I got the Senior Citizens discount on a bag of weed.
Best of the season to everyone.

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-12-24 12:57:14

Only Cats

Never in my life have I wanted to steal a sign more than I do right now

Photo shows a NO PEOPLE sign with a 🚫 next to an escalator.
@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-10-23 20:11:23

"…poll in April showed a majority of Americans suddenly wanted to restrict that presidency in ways they hadn’t before…percentage who said a president has 'too much' power rose from 32% last year (under Biden) all the way up to 54% (under Trump)."
"All of which suggests Americans-or at least a majority of them-see something extraordinary happening right now."
"Republicans…try to diminish… 'No Kings' rallies…something that’s very real to l…

@mela@zusammenkunft.net
2025-12-23 16:52:59

Mir persönlich sind alle Modelle immer noch viel zu chummy und ich kann diese Fake-Begeisterung/-Zustimmung genausowenig ab, wie bei zwischenmenschlichem Kontakt.
forbes.com/sites/richardnieva/

OpenAI wanted GPT-5 to be less warm and agreeable than its predecessor. Some people with conditions such as autism struggled with the change, showing the tricky balance AI companies must strike when releasing new models.
@hikingdude@mastodon.social
2025-09-24 20:12:59

oh yeah a quick "apt upgrade" just before I wanted to go to bed .. really smart

@aardrian@toot.cafe
2025-11-24 15:10:39

If I didn't need iOS 26 for testing, I’d have waited a few point releases. Fixing years of tech debt is good, but has to frustrate those who updated but might have wanted to wait.
“Apple to focus on ‘quality and underlying performance’ with iOS 27 next year: report”

@azonenberg@ioc.exchange
2025-11-23 08:42:29

Well this is interesting.
I've successfully determined which core is active. Core 1 correctly takes the branch, loads a valid initial stack pointer, and jumps into the infinite loop I wanted it to.
Core 0, on the other hand, crashes when doing basically the same instructions. Weird.

@cyrevolt@mastodon.social
2025-09-24 14:00:40

It would be a shame if someone wanted to write a #Linux #driver in #Rust and only resorted to C because the subsystem maintainer doesn't want Rust (yet).
So here is my call:
Push for it! If you…

‪@mxp@mastodon.acm.org‬
2025-09-24 18:29:19

@… That’s what I wanted to say: somebody must have already scratched that itch ;-)

@mxp@mastodon.acm.org‬
2025-09-24 18:29:19

@… That’s what I wanted to say: somebody must have already scratched that itch ;-)

@grumpybozo@toad.social
2025-11-23 21:11:24

Looks like the Danakil Depression is trying to become a bay…
I’ve always wanted to live through a major geologic event. I missed the Zanclean Flood, the filling of the Black Sea, and the glacial outbreak of Lake Bonneville, but hopefully NatGeo or someone will get some cameras out to that Hell-on-Earth location. It could be really big…
(keep it to yourself if you just want to tell me it’s not happening. Do you think I don’t know?)

@midtsveen@social.linux.pizza
2025-09-24 22:21:20

@…
You’re probably already watching Bernadette Banner's channel, but I wanted to share it with you anyway before I head to bed.
One of my favorites atm; youtube.co…

Medieval-style tapestry with one figure pointing at another doing a handstand. Text reads, "STRAIGHT UP ANKLE IN THIS ESTABLISHMENT." Humorous tone.
@Stomata@social.linux.pizza
2025-10-24 15:11:51

I wanted to shitpost today

@wwwgem@social.linux.pizza
2025-11-23 19:43:20

I wanted #Neovim and #Taskwarrior to interact together, so I wrote a script:
www-gem.codeberg.page/cli_task

@thomastraynor@social.linux.pizza
2025-10-23 15:03:31

MS, if I wanted to use COCRAP I would, until I SELECT IT JUST STFU!
ghacks.net/2025/10/21/microsof

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-12-24 11:20:23

Mango Zedong
bot by @…
This is satire, not sedition: I wanted to make you smile, not pursue charges.
#satire #potus45

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-11-22 17:31:14

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #PositiveVibrations
Sugar Minott:
🎵 Wanted
#SugarMinott
jamwax.bandcamp.com/track/want
open.spotify.com/track/5HXkTh9

@Demirramon@cyberfurz.social
2025-10-23 21:54:27

Tried Bazzite the other day. Seems great for gaming, but I had a lot of problems with SteamVR. Also, it being atomic made things weird every time I wanted to change stuff, as I don't really know how to work with that. I'll try Nobara instead, as I've seen some people run VR pretty much out of the box, and see how it goes.

@vyskocilm@witter.cz
2025-10-24 11:38:34

One does not simply use rootless … me with a rootless Podman walks into Mordor of CI and docker build anyway.
Just kidding! Rootless Podman containers, quadlets and systemd are truly amazing in 2025.
vyskocil.me/blog/ci-setup-whic

@jake4480@c.im
2025-12-22 16:33:28

Wanted to make a list of my favorite EPs from 2025- narrowed it down to a top 10, from over 200 I'd liked and documented this year. The list contains multiple genres & I've written a brief blurb about each. Most of these I've talked about here this year. Might be something here for everyone!
Mood Bored - Too Much? (shoegaze/alt rock from the Netherlands with great female vocals - Breeders, Pixies, that dog, Throwing Muses vibes)

So the US had a huge case using high-level informants.
Bukele wanted back 9 informants who could expose his govt's deals with that same gang to lower the level of violence,
fueling his image as a crime-fighter.
That Rubio made a deal was known.
That he reneged on informants was not.

@cyrevolt@mastodon.social
2025-09-24 14:00:40

It would be a shame if someone wanted to write a #Linux #driver in #Rust and only resorted to C because the subsystem maintainer doesn't want Rust (yet).
So here is my call:
Push for it! If you…

@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2025-10-21 14:23:57

For a week or more, I was looking for this reel of metal banding because I wanted to use it for something. Now that it finally turned up, I can't remember what it was I wanted to use it for.
Getting old sucks.

A reel of metal banding with no clearly defined purpose
@memeorandum@universeodon.com
2025-11-17 20:45:45

ICE Arrests Uzbekistan Criminal Illegal Alien and Wanted Terrorist Driving 18-Wheeler in Kansas (Department of Homeland Security)
dhs.gov/news/2025/11/17/ice-ar
memeorandum.com/251117/p105#a2

@kctipton@mas.to
2025-11-21 23:43:59

#Texas

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-12-23 17:20:14

BLOATUS
bot by @…
No laws were broken in the making of this bot: I wanted to make you smile, not pursue charges.
#satire #potus45

@mlawton@mstdn.social
2025-11-22 19:40:27

👀 Defensive regression. If you review most of the goals this season, it usually isn’t that LFC don’t have enough people behind the ball. It’s that depth & injuries have been more undermining than expected. Little choice but to play those out of form or out of position.
Missing out on Guehi was massive, as was the injury to Leoni, and the decision to sell Quansah now looks bad. I think Trent, when he wanted to, was a better defender than his reputation, but defensively, he’s not mis…

A comparison of Liverpool's performance metrics for the 2024-2025 and 2025-2026 seasons across various categories: attack and defense in open play and set pieces, disrupting opponent buildup, and press resistance. The radar charts show a massive fall off in defending.
@trezzer@social.linux.pizza
2025-11-22 13:56:27

I just opened the #Xbox app on my tablet and was stopped by a full-screen notification about CoPilot for gaming being in there. I'm sure that will divert attention from how leadership completely bungled the last couple of generations and current slow strangulation of the platform.
I just realized today that if I wanted to play Mass Effect Legendary Edition I could either play on Game …

@frankel@mastodon.top
2025-11-21 09:30:04

I finally understand #Cloudflare Zero Trust tunnels
david.coffee/cloudflare-zero-t

@cellfourteen@social.petertoushkov.eu
2025-10-21 06:55:21

You wanted to live in the future. Here's a clip of Whoopi Goldberg drawing the line between those filthy robots and real humans.
#AI #TillyNorwood

Taken from a Tilly Norwood discussion.
@cowboys@darktundra.xyz
2025-12-23 22:08:14

Dak Prescott adamant about playing Commanders, Giants: 'I want 17 games' dallascowboys.com/news/dak-pre

@grifferz@social.bitfolk.com
2025-10-21 20:20:18
Content warning: ukpol, brexit

I wonder if the results could be explained solely through the demographics of those who have died since 2016? Plus a bit of hindsight, I suppose. I mean, it's still pretty close (56%).
snopes.com/fact-check/uk-poll-

@detondev@social.linux.pizza
2025-12-21 20:40:37

found the website of a dog-obsessed german couple, then the page where they memorialize their dead dogs
cmf-dogs.at/index.php/in-memor

Aira Black Thunderbolt

On the 5. 10. In 2012, unfortunately, we had to say goodbye to our mouse bear totally unexpectedly.
 
Aira was the most formative dog from our pack, the dog with the greatest character, the former alpha bitch of our pack and our former lead dog in the sled dog team. For a long time she led absolutely confidently our entire pack, she always knew exactly what she wanted and how she could enforce it. On the other hand, she was my shadow, my mousebearli, my cuddly dog.... ev…
@katrinakatrinka@infosec.exchange
2025-11-21 08:02:31

RE: mastodon.social/@randahl/11558
And yet, Bannon's plan was so flawed Epstein ended up in prison then dead. And doubling down got MAGA riled up for a release on "day one" of information Trump never wanted exposed.

@midtsveen@social.linux.pizza
2025-11-15 22:55:49

Everything You Ever Wanted to Know, But Were Too Afraid To Ask
classautonomy.info/anarcho-syn

It would be nice if the US had a system of government that didn’t allow the president to arbitrarily tariff whoever he wanted
-- except we very explicitly do,
and since no one seems to care or react
-- then I guess the rules of our government no longer exist
bsky.app/profile/whs…

@servelan@newsie.social
2025-11-22 03:34:50

They coulda looked at my lawn if they wanted to know you can't kill moss...
Scientists put moss on the outside of the International Space Station for 9 months — then kept it growing back on Earth | Live Science
livescience.com/space/scientis

@hikingdude@mastodon.social
2025-12-22 18:05:15

Almost forgot #MountainMonday . But I wanted to share this one with you from quite a while ago.
I didn't go to this summit as the way would have been ways too dangerous. But still I loved the view!
#winter

This image captures a breathtaking winter scene of a snow-covered mountain slope. The mountain is blanketed in a thick layer of pristine white snow, with patches of rocky terrain peeking through in some areas. Scattered evergreen trees dot the landscape, their dark green foliage providing a striking contrast against the white snow.

The sky above is clear and pale, suggesting a calm, cold day. The sunlight casts soft shadows on the snow, highlighting the texture and contours of the mountain. Th…
@raiders@darktundra.xyz
2025-11-22 02:09:19

Raiders report: Struggling offensive line might stay intact against Browns reviewjournal.com/sports/raide

@toxi@mastodon.thi.ng
2025-10-20 09:32:10

So am I understanding this correctly that the upcoming NPM authentication and token changes mean our only publishing workflow options henceforth are either switching to OICD Trusted Publishing[1] via GitHub Actions or using granular access tokens. The problem with the former is that I wanted to migrate my projects to Codeberg soon (which isn't supported). The problem with the latter is that granular tokens are unsuitable for publishing packages from a large monorepo, since these tokens a…

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-12-20 20:46:03

Sen. Adam Schiff explains why Trump wanted to do his speech & highlights Trump's biggest lies as he watches the whole thing so you don't have to.
▶️ Trump's 18 Worst Lies from his Blundering 18 Minute Speech
youtube.com/watch?v=T7Z24OhKET

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-11-23 01:20:15

Draft Dodgin' Don
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: I wanted to make you smile, not pursue charges.
#satire #potus45

@leftsidestory@mstdn.social
2025-11-21 02:39:56

Maybe Taylor Swift is always MAGA. She was just good hiding it.//
Trump “see some of himself in Swift, a staunch businesswoman who releases multiple editions of her albums to generate extra revenue and secure high chart positions ……It’s telling that Swift’s attention right now… on blocking Spanish star Rosalía from scoring a No 1 album with Lux, by releasing a new streaming-exclusive variant”

@tezoatlipoca@mas.to
2025-12-20 20:40:55

Holy crap #soundcloud I don't know how a #website can be more off-putting.
I just wanted to listen to a music clip.

A screenclip of a browser open to soundcloud.com. Except the view of the actual music clip is nearly completely obscured by 3 things which have taken modal focus away from the music clip and must be dismissed before listening:

- a browser popup from Vivaldi which has detected that "hey its a website I can use your cached credentials for <some OTHER service like my gmail> to log into this, do you want me to log into this do ya do ya i can totally do that hey spike are you listening hey spike …
@Sustainable2050@mastodon.energy
2025-11-18 18:52:45

Almost half of Dutch parliament wanted far-right Bosma of Wilders' PVV to continue as chair 🤦‍♀️🤦🤦‍♂️
Fortunately, the larger half voted for Thom van Campen (VVD). nos.nl/l/2591023

@zachleat@zachleat.com
2025-12-18 16:38:56

@… I just wanted to talk about CSS, Eric

@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-12-20 14:55:40

Heh.
Threads looks like a fun place to be on.
mstdn.social/@lowqualityfacts/

@jake4480@c.im
2025-10-19 10:49:47

A few years back, wifey and I did a project together, as we often do. We wanted to do a very specific mashup - death metal and Pokémon. It's admittedly a niche. But we wanted to choose Cubone because that's the name of our furry son (the one in my avi). And the Pokémon's back story, wearing his dead mom's skull, it's pretty metal. Original shirt inspiration on the right, for reference (I have a very worn copy of this one). I sketched it out, she painted (she's so tale…

Photo of an acrylic painting - a mashup of Pokémon - specifically Cubone's mom's skull on some bloody entrails- with the art from metal band Skeletonwitch. It also has the word 'Cubone' as the top logo in green, and 'mega punch', one of his moves, written below it in orange.
Inspiration for mashup, from a Skeletonwitch shirt I own - "Repulsive Salvation" - shows a skull, entrails, etc
@saraislet@infosec.exchange
2025-10-19 20:29:47

We each have different needs, different boundaries, and different ways of thinking about what's important to us.
I once dated someone who wouldn't kiss anyone other than her husband, and had random sex with strangers. Kissing for her was extremely intimate, but safe sex was like candy.
I spent more than 10 years thinking about what I wanted in a tattoo, and what it meant to have that permanently inked into my skin. A friend had a childhood cartoon character tattooed on h…

@felwert@fedihum.org
2025-11-19 13:23:35

Oh, how glad I am that I told Claude (command-line version) about `rename -n`. Seeing it iterate over half a dozen different regex patterns that might do what I wanted it to do, but were not quite right … lucky it could spot its errors before running the real thing.

@gedankenstuecke@scholar.social
2025-10-18 18:43:01

Wanted to use DuckDuckGo to get to the wiki-page on "curb" and was presented with an "infobox" about "curb stomping" 🫠

@hanno@mastodon.social
2025-11-18 16:33:31

When I saw various cloudflare errors today, I thought there's this web page that says whether something is down for everyone or just for me and I wanted to check it. The meta irony: it only gave me a cloudflare error.

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-24 00:20:14

Gropey the Clown
bot by @…
This is satire, not sedition: I wanted to make you smile, not pursue charges.
#satire #potus45

@inthehands@hachyderm.io
2025-11-18 15:53:50

The manager herself I found peevish and difficult to work with on that project. She complained a lot, and was dismissive of my ideas.
In hindsight, I now realize she was dealing with sustained psychological abuse on a daily basis, just trying to hold it together. Of course she was peevish. She didn’t want my input. She wanted to survive. And I was oblivious.
3/

@memeorandum@universeodon.com
2025-12-20 23:36:03

RFK Jr. wanted to endorse the Danish vaccine schedule. He was forced to pull back. (Tim Röhn/Politico)
politico.com/news/2025/12/20/r
memeorandum.com/251220/p59#a25

@unchartedworlds@scicomm.xyz
2025-10-19 12:29:12
Content warning: Green Party / covid / air quality (positive)

Out of curiosity, I just watched the 3'39" video on the front of the Green Party web site, which turned out to be themed primarily on what it means to be "super rich". Really good video overall, I thought.
I especially wanted to highlight one phrase which stood out to me:
"Since the pandemic began".
A lot of people would have said "Since the pandemic" or "during the pandemic" - as if it were over now.
I'm thinking: _Someone_ on his team knows the difference. I'm not saying it's definitely ZP himself, I expect he takes input from colleagues on the speech-writing, but still. _Someone_ there knows the pandemic is still happening.
There's an allusion to air quality as well.
Thank you whoever that was!
#GreenParty #UKPol #CovidIsntOver

@axbom@axbom.me
2025-10-18 05:47:50
@… @… I have this page for embedding YouTube in a privacy-enhanced way. Don't know if that works for you but just wanted to let you know.

I'm also encouraging people to use somethin…
@dawid@social.craftknight.com
2025-10-20 17:40:26
@… Ah, I was switching from Hugo, because I wanted for my clients something more commonly found - I knew React, so I was able to apply same concepts, but with some simplified abstraction :)

But I totally get it - without knowing react/vue/svelte it can have quite steep learning curve.
@azonenberg@ioc.exchange
2025-11-21 10:01:04

OK confirmed... Core 1 is sitting exactly in the wait handler I expected it to be.
Core 0 is in another function that I've started reversing and is just in a while(1){wfi} loop.
So I'm not sure how I'm supposed to break out of that part. It would be hilarious if I just gave up and booted only core 1 because I couldn't get core 0 to do what I wanted.

@drbruced@aus.social
2025-11-19 19:41:15

I’m getting enough of these to think it must be the new Nigerian prince scam. Am I right? Anyone know how it works?

Email that reads “We have a family office that is highly interested in making an investment into Systems Approach's space. We are a capital advisory firm that works directly with a select group of family offices, and this particular family office is strongly considering an investment into Systems Approach's vertical, so we wanted to reach out and see if you are open to bringing on capital.

Are you available to discuss this opportunity?

Thanks,
@nerb@techhub.social
2025-10-17 21:03:10

I wanted an accurate digital angle device for my Faceting machine. Having it display down to the hundredths would be perfect.
That's all I originally wanted, a digital angle device that displayed to 0.00° and was accurate. Waited almost a full year as the manufacture of my machine kept saying he had something incredible coming soon. Apparently vaporware is all that is coming .
Which would not work for me.
Here is what I created for my own use. It does what was origin…

@Techmeme@techhub.social
2025-10-16 16:45:51

Sources: OpenAI is proposing a "sign in with ChatGPT" feature for websites, letting startups charge OpenAI model usage costs to users' ChatGPT capacity limits (Stephanie Palazzolo/The Information)
theinformation.com/articles/op

@cheryanne@aus.social
2025-11-18 11:16:12

The Hard Yarns Podcast
Conspiracies, Culture and Comedy. Branchy and Delby tackle the questions you've always wanted to know with different guests every week...
Great Australian Pods Podcast Directory: greataustralianpods.com/the-ha

The Hard Yarns Podcast
Screenshot of the podcast listing on the Great Australian Pods website
@bencurthoys@mastodon.social
2025-12-08 22:44:56

My 2p worth of opinion on this is that the vibes are worse because social media means we are constantly comparing our own lives to the supernormal stimulus of the carefully groomed parts of celebrities lives that we are allowed to see, and consequently feel bad.
astralcodexten.com/p/vibe…

@lightweight@mastodon.nzoss.nz
2025-11-17 01:34:09
Content warning: NZPol ACT & the Atlas Network

ACT and their Atlas Network operative leader, David Seymour, are the tail wagging the National ACT NZF coalition. Luxon conceded pretty much everything ACT required from National. Perhaps he is more right wing than National is, but also wanted the reins of power, so he was happy for ACT to lead it... but I wonder how National supporters feel about our domestic policy being set by an overseas oligarch-funded 'tail' wagging the National dog?

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-09-24 23:20:12

Groper Cleveland
bot by @…
This is satire, not sedition: I wanted to make you smile, not pursue charges.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-09-24 18:20:22

Disinfectant Dolt
bot by @…
This is satire, not sedition: I wanted to make you smile, not pursue charges.
#satire #potus45

@servelan@newsie.social
2025-11-19 18:50:08

'He Would Never': Cheryl Hines Reportedly Spiraling as Explosive Claims Resurface That RFK Jr. Was Inches from Leaving Her for a Reporter
atlantablackstar.com/2025/11/1

Once limited to policing the nation’s boundaries,
the Border Patrol has built a surveillance system stretching into the country’s interior
that can monitor ordinary Americans’ daily actions and connections for anomalies instead of simply targeting wanted suspects.
The U.S. Border Patrol is monitoring millions of American drivers nationwide in a secretive program to identify and detain people whose travel patterns it deems suspicious, The Associated Press has found.
The …

@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2025-11-18 07:14:13

Cowboys honor Kneeland in win: 'Still with us' espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/470070

@midtsveen@social.linux.pizza
2025-12-21 23:10:48

You can critique Sorel as much as I do, I just wanted to include "Sorel: Reflections on Violence" in my collection of syndicalist works, so now I bought it.
#Syndicalism #RevolutionarySyndicalism

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-09-24 03:20:12

The Offal Orifice
bot by @…
This is for tee hee, not treason: I wanted to make you smile, not pursue charges.
#satire #potus45

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-10-22 12:01:44

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #KEXP's #Early
Bauhaus:
🎵 All We Ever Wanted Was Everything
#Bauhaus
hivmusic1.bandcamp.com/track/y
open.spotify.com/track/6Q9kdCH
🎶 show playlist 👇
open.spotify.com/playlist/5F6P
🎶 KEXP playlist 👇
open.spotify.com/playlist/6VNA

@cowboys@darktundra.xyz
2025-12-22 16:55:54

Cowboys are locked into a 2nd place schedule in 2026 insidethestar.com/cowboys-are-

@aardrian@toot.cafe
2025-12-18 15:13:23

Frankly, I’ve been quiet on this because I wanted to see if Firefox would offer a single ‘fuck off fake-AI’ button.
mastodon.social/@firefoxwebdev
That said, I still don’t see a clear message on disabling ad blockers. But I also haven’t …

@unchartedworlds@scicomm.xyz
2025-11-23 21:16:57
Content warning: covid / long covid / recovery, blog post

Wrote a thing on my blog, for the first time in ages.
It's some reflections on
• having caught covid three years ago
• that setting off dysautonomia / PoTS
• slowly mostly-recovering
• the social-misfit nature of not wanting to catch it again.
It's not that I think a lot of people will necessarily be interested in such a personal and relatively long post, but I wanted to write it anyway to mark the anniversary. And maybe it'll be useful/ companionable to some people in ways I can't predict.
#covid #LongCovid #memoir #CovidIsntOver

@hikingdude@mastodon.social
2025-11-20 20:02:55

Just published a new blog Post about a bike & hike that I did earlier this year. Actually I walke
franzgraf.de/blog/2025/a-long- a route that I wanted to do since .. long…

@cowboys@darktundra.xyz
2025-10-22 16:26:43

Cowboys 53-man roster by jersey number, practice squad eligibility Week 8 vs Broncos cowboyswire.usatoday.com/story

@memeorandum@universeodon.com
2025-11-19 19:45:56

A Top Republican Wanted to Reclaim Congress' Spending Authority. The White House Stopped Him. (Oriana Gonzšlez/NOTUS)
notus.org/congress/mario-diaz-
memeorandum.com/251119/p107#a2

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-12-07 22:11:26

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #VarietyMix
LCD Soundsystem:
🎵 You Wanted a Hit
#LCDSoundsystem
mrlckmshp.bandcamp.com/track/l
open.spotify.com/track/3fU0407

The office of the presidency in particular has never seen anything like the petty jobbery and open malfeasance of Trump and the people around him.
All misdeeds are not the same, and there is a real difference between the unseemly revolving door
between business and government — the plum position on a corporate board or an easy lobbying gig
— and a new status quo in which business leaders and heads of state give the president actual tribute in order to put themselves in the…

@midtsveen@social.linux.pizza
2025-12-03 14:33:37

Again, I highly recommend you read this article!
Anarcho-Syndicalism: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know, But Were Too Afraid To Ask – Class Autonomy
classautonomy.info/anarcho-syn

@hikingdude@mastodon.social
2025-10-19 08:31:46

Good morning!
Here are some photos from the #Mummelsee in the #Schwarzwald . We wanted to visit it last year already but somehow just managed to go there this time.
The lake itself is scenic and beautiful. But definitely a "hot spot". Luckily we were there at a day/time w…

Nestled along the tranquil edge of a dark, glassy forest pool, a bronze statue of a mermaid rests gracefully upon a weathered rock. Her serene gaze drifts across the still water, which mirrors the surrounding lush greenery and tangled branches of the dense woodland. The mermaid’s shimmering tail, intricately detailed, drapes elegantly over the rock, blending artistry with nature’s quiet beauty. Sunlight filters softly through the canopy, casting dappled reflections on the water’s surface, enhan…
Framed by delicate pine needles, a charming lakeside lodge emerges—its rustic red roof and wooden balconies blending seamlessly with the surrounding forest. The multi-story building, with its warm brown tones and flower-adorned railings, exudes alpine coziness. Below, a calm lake mirrors the muted overcast sky, its surface undisturbed except for a few small ripples. The lodge’s lower level extends almost to the water’s edge, inviting guests to step outside and enjoy the tranquil setting. In the…
A winding wooden boardwalk meanders gracefully through a lush, emerald-green forest, inviting hikers into a tranquil natural sanctuary. The path, constructed from rich, weathered planks, curves gently upward, disappearing into the dense foliage of towering conifers and moss-covered rocks. Sunlight filters softly through the canopy, casting dappled shadows on the forest floor and highlighting the vibrant green moss that clings to boulders and fallen logs.
Nestled beneath a brooding, overcast sky, this tranquil mountain lake exudes a quiet, reflective beauty. The water’s glassy surface mirrors the surrounding evergreen forest, their deep emerald hues blending seamlessly with the muted grays of the clouds above. On the far shore, a striking red building peeks through the trees, its bold color contrasting with the natural palette of greens and browns.

The lake’s edge is lined with wild vegetation—tall grasses sway gently, while fallen logs and sca…
@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-22 04:20:18

Chump in Chief
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-22 01:20:28

Teddy Dozevelt
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@servelan@newsie.social
2025-11-17 16:05:07

He wanted a big chandelier:
Trump Oval Office plan scrapped as staff told him it would tear down ceiling: insider - Raw Story
rawstory.com/trump-oval-office

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-11-22 07:20:17

President Rottinghands McRagebaby
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@midtsveen@social.linux.pizza
2025-10-18 14:54:37

Yeah, Grandman uses Debian Sid too, but wanted to switch to Stable instead.
#Debian

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-12-21 19:20:18

Greedy McBreaks-the-law
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-21 16:20:14

Mayor McTreason
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-21 21:20:15

Apricot Adolph
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-12-20 05:20:17

Donnie Deathcount
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-11-20 05:20:16

Mango Unchained
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-20 15:20:17

Big Daddy Poopy Pants
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-12-19 11:20:18

Dorito Mussolini
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-11-19 08:20:18

Mango Zedong
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