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@cosmos4u@scicomm.xyz
2025-06-14 11:05:16

Talk about unfortunate timing ... Andrei Zhukov wanted to discuss the first #corona images from #Proba3 at the Belgian #SolarEclipse Conference - but the spacecrafts' commissioning took a bit longer than expected so the images are still embargoed. And will be released next Monday at around 14:30 UTC at Le Bourget - see esa.int/Newsroom/Press_Release for details - and online. 3/n

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2025-07-14 21:57:10

He wanted so badly to be a real boy. bsky.app/profile/coreyatad.com

@servelan@newsie.social
2025-06-13 00:16:54

Trump wanted ‘90 deals in 90 days.’ Instead, he’s finding wins where he can. - POLITICO
politico.com/news/2025/06/12/t

@kerstinsailer@sciences.social
2025-05-15 17:10:08

Loving my new compression socks - they help with my #longCovid induced #POTS - so wanted to give a shout out to Hannah from Not Your Grandma's for creating such wonderful garments
(she's also struggling to keep the shop afloat so hoping to support a small UK business)

Stretched out feet on a black patterned sofa, left foot crossed over the right, adorned with light blue / turquoise compression socks with cloud pattern
@samir@functional.computer
2025-06-14 09:34:11

@… @… I have a little snippet in my Neovim config which runs all language servers through `direnv exec`. Do you think that would be helpful?
I wanted to make a plug-in but, well, I’m lazy.

@midtsveen@social.linux.pizza
2025-07-14 23:02:37

Hi! I’m an anarcho-syndicalist, gender-fluid, bisexual, and autistic individual living in Bergen, Norway, and I love Debian and GrapheneOS, and I wanted to reintroduce myself for all the new followers I’ve gotten in the past few weeks.
I like to be clear and specific, so here’s a structured list:
- Activism: Syndicalist (Anarcho-syndicalism)
- Gender: Fluid (changes, not fixed)
- Sexuality: Bisexual (attracted to more than one gender)
- Neurotype: Autistic (diagnos…

A gender-fluid person stands in a softly lit hallway holding two pride flags, one gender-fluid and one bisexual. They are wearing a green cap and a black dress. Framed art and a potted plant are visible in the background, adding a cozy and calm atmosphere.
A person wearing headphones and an orange hoodie, a peace symbol pendant, and headphones outdoors against a backdrop of a rocky hillside under a partly cloudy sky.

The scene is a selfie-style portrait, with the person positioned in the center of the frame.

The person is looking directly at the camera, with their expression being neutral.
Person in a warm, furry hat and patterned jacket against a bold red and black anarchist background, conveying a cozy yet bold atmosphere.
A woman stands in her apartment.

She is holding a LGBTQ+ flag and a genderfluid flag. 

In the foreground, the woman stands in a hallway with an indoor plant visible to the right and a certificate on the wall behind.
@mlawton@mstdn.social
2025-07-14 14:36:36

Finally saw the match last night. It must be said at the outset that Preston North End showed exquisite class as hosts. Really thoughtful & kind, striking all the right notes.
The two things I really wanted to see were 1) Bradley/Frimpong; and 2) Kerkez.
It seems to me that overlapping/underlapping fullbacks is a big part of what Slot wants to do, in combination with a movement/rotation in space to create numerical advantages or stress defenders. 1/n

@blakes7bot@mas.torpidity.net
2025-07-15 06:17:26

#Blakes7 Series B, Episode 03 - Weapon
JENNA: We're below horizon now.
GAN: Then she's lost!
AVON: Only us. She got what she really wanted.
VILA: I thought that was us.
blake.torpidity.net/m/203/510…

Claude Sonnet 4.0 describes the image as: "This appears to be a scene set aboard the Liberator, the advanced alien spacecraft that serves as the crew's base of operations. The setting shows the ship's distinctive flight deck with its characteristic hexagonal viewports and sleek, futuristic interior design. The scene captures what appears to be a tense moment during their ongoing struggle against the totalitarian Federation. The high-tech control panels and the ship's sophisticated architecture …
@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2025-06-14 01:11:11

Former NFL wide receiver Antonio Brown wanted on attempted murder charge in Miami: Reports nytimes.com/athletic/6425116/2

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-07-15 09:20:14

Admiral Ipecac
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: I wanted to make you smile, not pursue charges.
#satire #potus45

@memeorandum@universeodon.com
2025-06-10 11:35:50

Playbook: The LA standoff Trump wanted (Politico)
politico.com/newsletters/playb
memeorandum.com/250610/p15#a25

@metacurity@infosec.exchange
2025-07-08 12:35:38

The US holiday is a memory now, so time to check out today's Metacurity to get briefed on the most critical infosec developments you should know, including
--Italian cops arrest FBI-wanted Chinese hacker who tried to steal COVID-19 vaccine
--Brazilian cops bust IT worker connected to $100m banking systems hack,
--Call of Duty: WWII yanked offline after RCE rumors,
--OpenAI beefs up corporate spying protections,
--DragonForce battles RansomHub,
--Cambod…

@fanf@mendeddrum.org
2025-06-13 11:42:03

from my link log —
Initialization in C is seriously bonkers.
mikelui.io/2019/01/03/seriousl
saved 2025-05-16

@newsie@darktundra.xyz
2025-07-14 17:46:44

Swedish Prime Minister Pulls AI Campaign Tool After It Was Used to Ask Hitler for Support 404media.co/swedish-prime-mini

@otakubinary@sakurajima.moe
2025-07-13 11:29:58

I have seen toots warning about this and wanted to comment on it.
They are impersonating the Mastodon team to require users to ‘verify their account’ and saying that until they do this their account is suspended.
Verification on mastodon is free and you can do it yourself without giving any personal information and it is TOTALLY OPTIONAL.
No server/instance is going to require verification.
I have my verification with my neocities page, on tkz.one, misskey.social and …

Fraudulent direct message from MastodonHelper1 on mastodon.social saying that the account is suspended for an identity verification and if not completed within 12 hours it will result in a ban. At the end he signs his message as Mastodon Support Team.

What sickens me is that he always gets what he wants.
He wanted a big wasteful parade and got one.
He wanted to pave over the Rose Garden: done.
Build tent cities to detain immigrants; done in a week.
Add a couple trillion to the debt; done.
We are being bulldozed flatter than that rose garden.
-- Donna Hook

@hikingdude@mastodon.social
2025-07-12 19:07:23

Planned some cycling for tomorrow. We wanted to go hiking, but with close to 30°C I'm more towards cycling

@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2025-07-12 16:31:45

I rode 11.8 miles today. Went to Firefly Grove Park in Wauwatosa where they have a pump track and talked to two of the guys using it.
One really wanted me to try, and offered his bike as well, but after riding there uphill most of the way for 4 miles I said "I'll just watch you guys!" so I did.
I did ride on the smaller part of the track, and I can see the appeal, with the right bike.

A guy riding a bike on a pump track.
Two guys riding bikes on a pump track.
Map of a bike ride.
@45names@mastodon.social
2025-06-14 19:20:16

Budget Bashar
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: I wanted to make you smile, not pursue charges.
#satire #potus45

@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2025-07-11 16:41:28

Will Tom Brady make a comeback? Matt Ryan says seven-time Super Bowl-winning QB could still play if he wanted

cbssports.com/nfl/news/will-to…

@stefan@gardenstate.social
2025-07-09 13:53:17

ATM I don't see any end in site for me sipping for tailwind. It solves all my problems and doesn't cause any.
Always open to being sold something new but I wanted tailwind since 2017 when I wanted to just use inline css instead of what ever css library I was using.

@ruari@velocipederider.com
2025-06-12 19:08:06

A Berny green, flieger - type b style watch, with a green dial.
Yes, it looks similar to a certain Seiko with this dial color and the four o'clock crown but, that watch too steals 90 % of it's design from classic fliegers, so I'm ok with it. 😆
Plus it has a couple of things extra I wanted. Titanium case, sapphire crystal, no logo or extraneous text on the face (like classic fliegers) and it features a "mecha-quartz" (quartz accuracy but the second hand is m…

Green flieger type b dial with a green background. On the wrist is a cotton rainbow band.
@eichkat3r@hessen.social
2025-06-12 05:15:38

scheise was ist pasirt
github.com/AasishPokhrel/repos

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-07-09 05:22:37

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #VarietyMix
Bauhaus:
🎵 All We Ever Wanted Was Everything
#Bauhaus
hivmusic1.bandcamp.com/track/y
open.spotify.com/track/6Q9kdCH

@hllizi@hespere.de
2025-06-12 23:02:13

There's a podcast playing apparently about these children who were stuck in that cave, and this story will always be connected in my mind to Elon brainstorming about a mini submarine he wanted to build to rescue them and then calling the diver hero who actually saved them a pedo for being underwhelmed by the idea. That was such fun.

@raiders@darktundra.xyz
2025-06-05 20:44:45

Ex-Raiders GM reveals which QBs the team wanted in 2024 NFL draft reviewjournal.com/sports/raide

@ErikUden@mastodon.de
2025-07-10 03:08:52

just finished the animated TV series “Pantheon” and I must say it's peak. i just wanted to see one episode but now it's 5 AM and I've seen the whole show. please please watch it

@finlaydag33k@social.linux.pizza
2025-07-11 17:37:39

Anyone that managed to get their hands on a Framework 12 already?
Been looking at picking up one for myself but wanted to know how the battery life is for fairly normal use (browsing the web, maybe some youtube/plex streaming, talking on Discord etc.).
My current laptop doesn't have a battery that lasts very long (it's 6 years old) but can't be charged via the USB-C either (so just using a powerbank or the trucks 12V with an adapter is a no-go).

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-07-15 14:20:14

Tangerine Palpatine
bot by @…
This is for tee hee, not treason: I wanted to make you smile, not pursue charges.
#satire #potus45

@sauer_lauwarm@mastodon.social
2025-07-11 18:37:23

Excellent space office wanted?

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2025-06-13 18:38:36

Our shithead mayor is not only breaking the law by refusing to build 50mi of new protected bike lanes per year - he is now ripping out protected bike lanes. #FuckEricAdams!
And fuck Gov Hochul as well for not removing his corrupt ass months ago. She's not getting my vote ever again.

@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2025-07-12 11:11:19

The new 'Commodore 64' is quite obviously just an Ultimate 64 in a transparent case. If you don't already have one of those, and you wanted one already, it's probably worth buying the new offering just to get the mechanical keyboard. Real C64 keyboards are absolutely awful.

@simon_lucy@mastodon.social
2025-06-11 18:27:19

Our hybrid car is completely dead this evening. I don't think I tired it out going to the post office and the tip yesterday.
Coincidentally, the car dealership she bought it from rang today asking if she wanted a new car.
Hmmm.

@metacurity@infosec.exchange
2025-07-08 06:55:39

reuters.com/world/china/italia
Italian police arrest Chinese national wanted by FBI for alleged industrial espionage

@ckent@urbanists.social
2025-06-12 13:59:49

@… @… If you wanted to increase electricity production immediately by 100x, you couldn’t achieve it with nuclear. Only with solar.
Solar is a little bit like lightning — just a little — when it pours in, it real…

@migueldeicaza@mastodon.social
2025-07-08 08:23:49

I mean the EU just ignored the Rome statute they signed, and allowed a wanted war criminal to use the European air space.
So I am guessing EU is just paying lip service to the rule of law.
ec.social-network.europa.eu/@E

@tiotasram@kolektiva.social
2025-05-11 19:00:44

Posted here the other day about getting a #pinephone, so I guess I should update. As I was half-expecting, it's not usable for me as a main phone (though I should still try LineageOS before giving up completely).
I had the Linux skills to hack through a lot of the problems that came up, but the shaky state of Android emulation meant I'd never be able to run key apps I wanted to, and the battery life is abysmal due to fundamental OS issues (plus probably some hardware stuff).
Still a super interesting platform and I've got ideas for uses besides being my main phone.

@laf0rge@chaos.social
2025-06-02 11:23:52

I just stumbled over this article about the history of video telephony: #retronetworking

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-07-15 10:20:33

Agent Orange
bot by @…
No laws were broken in the making of this bot: I wanted to make you smile, not pursue charges.
#satire #potus45

@andycarolan@social.lol
2025-07-09 10:34:20

I decided to take the morning off and wanted to go somewhere different, so am currently sat in a Starbucks in Bury St Edmunds lol
#Freelance #WFH

@Techmeme@techhub.social
2025-06-16 20:10:57

Sources: Meta's talks with Scale AI started in mid-April, with Zuckerberg floating a $5B investment in early May, which Alexandr Wang later countered with $20B (Cory Weinberg/The Information)
theinformation.com/articles/me

@usul@piaille.fr
2025-06-09 12:58:32

Grr wanted to add a vagrant freebsd machine but It kept not adding ssh keys. password config did not work. While the fedora base ismage worked.
What do you use to run FreeBSD VMs on linux?
#freebsd #vm

@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2025-06-09 23:11:13

Nick Chubb never wanted the spotlight in Cleveland. He just wanted the ball nytimes.com/athletic/6413887/2

@deprogrammaticaipsum@mas.to
2025-05-04 12:34:09

"What Stroustrup wanted was apparently what a lot of people wanted: a language that provided OOP features, such as those offered by Smalltalk, but compiled into binaries that would execute as fast as an executable written in C.
The solution Stroustrup adopted was not to adopt the Smalltalk model, but instead to take inspiration from fellow Scandinavians and to bolt ideas borrowed from Simula into C."

@hakona@im.alstadheim.no
2025-07-10 10:47:46

Despite #Substack's toxicity, I wanted to share #PaulKrugman's latest missive. #Substack is so hell-bent on keeping all interaction on their platform, that there is no obvious way to do…

@cowboys@darktundra.xyz
2025-06-11 18:15:01

2025 NFL Calendar: Important dates for the Dallas Cowboys insidethestar.com/2025-nfl-cal

This is not the image Army officials had wanted.
While tanks, armored troop carriers and artillery systems pour into Washington for the Army’s 250th birthday celebration,
National Guard troops from the Army’s 79th Infantry Brigade Combat Team, supplemented by active-duty Marines, have been deployed to the streets of Los Angeles.
It is a juxtaposition that has military officials and experts concerned.
Several current and former Army officials said the military parade and …

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-06-15 15:20:12

King Flaccid the First
bot by @…
No laws were broken in the making of this bot: I wanted to make you smile, not pursue charges.
#satire #potus45

@benrosstransit@mastodon.social
2025-05-08 17:35:27

New Jersey town uses zoning & eminent domain to stop a church from building a homeless shelter on an underused parking lot. apnews.com/article/new-jersey-

@benb@osintua.eu
2025-07-07 13:51:00

Could veterans change Ukraine’s politics forever?: benborges.xyz/2025/07/07/could

@callunavulgaris@mastodon.scot
2025-06-09 11:30:34

History Extra podcast: The Scottish Enlightenment: everything you wanted to know
Episode webpage: historyextra.com/
Media file:

@midtsveen@social.linux.pizza
2025-06-12 22:12:02

00:12—Good night, #Fediverse! 😴💤
Honestly, kind of shocked there’s no autistic burnout after wrangling all my stuff together and finally making a proper pinned intro. Being autistic, I just really wanted this to feel right, and let’s be real, Mastodon is totally where I overshare, lmao.
Please boost:

@grumpybozo@toad.social
2025-06-08 19:24:49

Canonical is evil.
If I wanted to use nano, I suppose I might run something like "nanosudo"
BUT THAT’S NOT WHAT I RAN.
It only took me about 30 seconds of flailing before I noticed the garbage at the bottom of the screen.
#Ubuntu #sudo

@azonenberg@ioc.exchange
2025-07-06 07:35:46

Help wanted: Can we get someone to go through the build/link time dependencies of ngscopeclient, identify every third-party open source library we use, and ensure that they're all credited properly in the documentation, and include/link to the text of the appropriate licenses?
github.com/ng…

@gwire@mastodon.social
2025-06-10 19:21:06

Apple announced new support for PlayStation controllers, and yeah, cool, but pairing-unpairing would be an absolute pain.
And then Sony announced multi-pairing for PS5 controllers. Huh.
> "the company has informed players that you’ll soon be able to connect your DualSense to multiple sources"

@fell@ma.fellr.net
2025-07-07 10:45:34

I recently bought a fan. You know, because it's hot.
I really wanted something decent, so I spent 3 hours researching the market, tracking down whitelabel products and their resellers, checking brand websites and "data sheets". I queried trade registers to find out from where and for how long they have been operating and which brands belong to them. I also used the internet archive to trace supplier changes over time.
This is completely normal, right?
I call it…

@pgcd@mastodon.online
2025-06-08 08:18:56

bbc.com/news/live/cvg7vxx888kt
It took him a few months but Trump's getting what he wanted: military on US streets.
I hope LA residents and protesters remember that a single demo can be attacked and dispersed easily; 20 different demos can't.

@shriramk@mastodon.social
2025-06-06 01:29:10

1/ Since it's open season on the Chinese in the US right now, I wanted to post about a remarkable Chinese-American experience that is one of the real gems of New England, making the region and country better in every way. It's about jazz and blues music. ↵

@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2025-07-07 13:46:08

Why 49ers' Bryce Huff wanted to leave Eagles before Super Bowl title run

cbssports.com/nfl/news/why-49e

@metacurity@infosec.exchange
2025-06-05 09:04:23

China issues warrants for alleged Taiwanese hackers and bans a business for pro-independence links
apnews.com/article/chian-taiwa

@fortune@social.linux.pizza
2025-07-06 20:00:01

There was this New Yorker that had a lifelong ambition to be an Texan.
Fortunately, he had an Texan friend and went to him for advice. "Mike,
you know I've always wanted to be a Texan. You're a *____real* Texan, what
should I do?"
"Well," answered Mike, "The first thing you've got to do is look
like a Texan. That means you have to dress right. The second thing
you've got to do is speak in a southern drawl."

@memeorandum@universeodon.com
2025-06-04 00:25:47

Texas man arrested and accused of trespassing at Mar-a-Lago told police he wanted to 'marry Kai' (NBC News)
nbcnews.com/politics/donald-tr
memeorandum.com/250603/p141#a2

@zachleat@zachleat.com
2025-06-03 18:27:34

@… no worries! just wanted to know if they changed it

@mino@blorbo.social
2025-07-09 09:20:54

whenever I read a really good fic it makes me want to be able to write a fic myself... and while I'm happy this particular fic that I suddenly wanted to reread was still there I'm kinda sad the author doesn't seem to write anymore (maybe they changed account? idk?)

@samerfarha@mastodon.social
2025-06-08 21:09:04

Between drivers parked up in pedestrian spaces telling me that I have plenty of space, and professional street harassers (canvassers for some crappy charity), I’m so tired. I just wanted to go for a walk, not a yelling match.

@tante@tldr.nettime.org
2025-06-02 13:23:24

That's maybe the worst thing about AI generators: In a way the whole system is set up to gaslight you into believing that you wanted what it created (because otherwise the magic goes poof).

@fraca7@social.linux.pizza
2025-07-11 23:03:17

Sometimes I realize LLMs were trained on this and I can’t tell if it’s good or bad
stackoverflow.com/questions/17

@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2025-06-01 03:51:18

Odell Beckham Jr. 'never' wanted to leave the Giants: 'I wanted to be the one' to get a Super Bowl in New York

cbsspo…

@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2025-07-08 14:52:37

I made up my first "unhoused care package" and handed it to Emilio and Scott today, two guys I saw on the way to work.
I've seen Emilio before, gave him socks and water, but I wanted to up things a bit so they got socks, water, granola bars, candy, cookies, band-aids, and some cash in a large plastic bag.

@hikingdude@mastodon.social
2025-07-07 19:23:10

just wanted to Sign up to CodeBerg and noticed that I have an account there - since 2023 🤯

Direct orders from Stephen Miller ignited the Los Angeles protests,
leading to the precarious, highly militarized situation the city is currently facing. 
The Wall Street Journal reported on Monday that Miller, frustrated with ICE’s failure to meet their lofty deportation quota,
held an intense meeting at ICE headquarters  last month and bet his agents that they could go to places like Home Depot or 7-Eleven and start arresting people. 
Miller reportedly engineered th…

@ruari@velocipederider.com
2025-07-07 13:32:10

Since I post #WristCheck's so often here, my daughter wanted to get in on the action.
feedback please. 😉

A small arm wearing three different summer bracelets of slightly different styles and colours. In the background you can see a wooden table and a bowl of watermelon.
@45names@mastodon.social
2025-07-14 01:20:16

President Thump
bot by @…
No laws were broken in the making of this bot: I wanted to make you smile, not pursue charges.
#satire #potus45

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2025-06-05 06:33:10

lmao he doored a DEA douche
mastodon.online/@universalhub/

@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2025-06-02 22:24:35

Pats' Andrews on retiring: 'Wanted to finish it here' espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/454383

@tiotasram@kolektiva.social
2025-07-06 10:53:12

Wanted to find out how many calories are in poop to make a nice fat-positive post on here, but after wading through 5 separate results from the top to the bottom of the first page of results, every single one of them showed signs of AI authorship, so none of the info was trustworthy (several contradicted each other or themselves). The one article that cited legit sources didn't include a straightforward answer to the question. Of course, I could dig past the first page, or look through the cited sources do some math myself, and that's not even that hard to do. But 10 years ago, a trustworthy answer would have been among the first 5 search results. When we say #AI is destroying the digital commons, this is what we mean.
Gonna go find some academic papers to answer this and report back.

@blakes7bot@mas.torpidity.net
2025-06-07 12:11:24

Series D, Episode 10 - Gold
SOOLIN: You wanted more than a reward, though, didn't you, Keiller? You thought with our help you could get all that gold for yourself. I dislike greedy men, Keiller.
AVON: What was the reward?
blake.torpidity.net/m/410/219 B7B3

@Techmeme@techhub.social
2025-06-04 00:25:52

Source: ~1,000 people have left the CISA during the second Trump administration, including 750 taking a buyout, cutting CISA's workforce by nearly a third (Sam Sabin/Axios)
axios.com/2025/06/03/cisa-staf

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-07-13 11:20:13

Der Derpenführer
bot by @…
No laws were broken in the making of this bot: I wanted to make you smile, not pursue charges.
#satire #potus45

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-05-31 18:29:53

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #PositiveVibrations
Sugar Minott:
🎵 Wanted
#SugarMinott
jamwax.bandcamp.com/track/want
open.spotify.com/track/3ch9vic

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-07-13 23:20:15

Super-Callous-Fascist-Racist-Somehow-He's-the-POTUS
bot by @…
This is for tee hee, not treason: I wanted to make you smile, not pursue charges.
#satire #potus45

@midtsveen@social.linux.pizza
2025-07-07 21:49:17

Oh, wanted to share I'm getting a free bike!
Literally for free, a #Bicycle, my grandmother's hiking friend has never used it for the past 10 years, and he can't see very well.
Its also in very good condition, and so I'm excited, will probably pick it up tomorrow or the day after, I love bicycles.
I'm against

@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2025-06-12 13:40:18

Khalil Mack: Re-signing with Chargers 'about winning ball games,' not money nfl.com/news/khalil-mack-re-si

@metacurity@infosec.exchange
2025-06-06 08:28:31

So, the kid who hacked the Finnish therapy clinic and caused so much pain is featured in an upcoming four-part HBO documentary.
variety.com/2025/tv/news/elon-

@midtsveen@social.linux.pizza
2025-06-08 00:16:18

I made this a while ago and wanted to share it with you.
If you have epilepsy, please be careful before visiting because it has lots of rainbow spinning effects. It’s that duck spinning to Geometry Dash Practice Mode, with rainbow-colored text overlaid.
midtsveen.codeberg.page/duck.h

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-06-12 20:20:35

Save-a-lot Stalin
bot by @…
This is for tee hee, not treason: I wanted to make you smile, not pursue charges.
#satire #potus45

Threatening investigations on spurious grounds:
The most recent example is the government’s attack on CNN
for its reporting about an app called #ICEBlock that alerts users to sightings of ICE agents nearby.
“Border czar” Tom Homan called on the Department of Justice to investigate CNN for its reporting,
and Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem said her agency is w…

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-07-11 21:20:15

Chicken Out Lout
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: I wanted to make you smile, not pursue charges.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-07-11 11:20:16

Criminal in Chief
bot by @…
This is satire, not sedition: I wanted to make you smile, not pursue charges.
#satire #potus45

@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2025-06-21 16:01:59

Tom Brady wanted Raiders to stay away from this veteran quarterback during free agency, per report

cbssports.com/nfl/news/tom-bra

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