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@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2026-01-29 20:49:05

RE: syzito.xyz/@fkamiah17/11597935
Almost as if people who are complicit in genocide aren’t good people or something. But that can’t be right, can it? I don’t want to sound antisemitic or anything.

@AimeeMaroux@mastodon.social
2026-01-30 16:29:09
Content warning:

I'm home on a Friday night and #FlashFillFriday has been on my list for all of last year so here we go!
1. Reply with a story prompt to this post. This can be anything from just a kink to a specific pairing with a kink and a brief plot outline.
Example: Hades attempts to dirty-talk his lover but fails. It just sounds awkward and unsexy.
2. I pick one prompt to write…

Animated GIF of a a hand holding a pen, moving up and down idly.
@soc@social.linux.pizza
2026-03-29 16:40:10

Went missing on Friday night and he was last seen in Königsallee in Düsseldorf. If anyone knows anything or might've seen him, please reach out. Thank you!
Please boost for reach

Hello everyone, my friend went missing on Friday night and he was last seen in Königsallee in Düsseldorf. If anyone knows anything or might've seen him, please reach out. Thank you!
@v_i_o_l_a@openbiblio.social
2026-03-30 07:55:30

@… Good morning! @… told me about your new journal, and I am looking forward to the first articles!
to not miss anything I would like to subscribe to an RSS feed or an email alert – but you do…

@stefan@gardenstate.social
2026-01-29 22:56:56

RE: techhub.social/@Techmeme/11598
This might be fun because Tesla will kill anything it merges with.

@EarthOrgUK@mastodon.energy
2026-03-30 15:41:09

74gCO2/kWh National Grid CO2 intensity is HIGH wrt last 24h so don't run anything that can wait! #CO2

Trump might invade Iran because he can’t think of anything else to do.
thebulwark.com/p/boots-on-the-

@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2026-03-29 20:39:35

Lynch: 49ers' injury conspiracy 'big nothing burger' espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/483409

@jeang3nie@social.linux.pizza
2026-01-30 15:02:30
Content warning: Uspol

Seven Republicans joined every Democratic senator last night in voting no for Federal funding bill during a test vote. They need 60 votes to push the funding package through, and only got 45. This is significant.
That said, all of the seven denied that it had anything to do with ICE, with a couple of them making strong statements that they support the agency and mass deportations. So they are still trying to appease both sides. That's some really cowardly shit.
The seven wer…

@fortune@social.linux.pizza
2026-01-28 22:00:01

Not that I have anything much against redundancy. But I said that already.
-- Larry Wall in <199702271735.JAA04048@wall.org>

@raiders@darktundra.xyz
2026-01-30 15:42:26

New Raiders' Regime Must Find Answer to This Looming Question si.com/nfl/raiders/onsi/las-ve

@mia@hcommons.social
2026-02-26 09:30:55

And this is partly how it happens: 'Clarivate...defines anything that doesn't appear in [their] indexes as either non-existing, or "non-scholarly" ... Neither academia nor the tech industry are short on hubris, but even in that context, "anything not listed in our proprietary databases isn't credible" is a pretty eyebrow-raising claim.' @…

@EarthOrgUK@mastodon.energy
2026-03-30 06:11:10

85gCO2/kWh National Grid CO2 intensity is HIGH wrt last 24h so don't run anything that can wait! #CO2

@metacurity@infosec.exchange
2026-01-27 11:29:22

Has anybody ever heard of anything like this?
"Allen told officers he was targeted by what he described as a 'hacker group' and received emails identifying shoppers he was instructed to let leave without paying, the report said. He claimed the senders threatened to release nude photos of him online if he did not comply."
Savannah Best Buy employee says 'hacker group' blackmailed him into theft ring scheme

@grumpybozo@toad.social
2026-03-28 19:02:23

I just ordered 3 WiFi routers for supposed delivery tomorrow, according to Amazon.
Let’s see if they arrive…
There’s a reason for this, but I am ashamed to say it. (That’s a pop culture reference… )
It’s not JUST that I wasn’t sure how long I could get anything to replace my antique devices. The last straw was so fucking stupid. I’m punishing myself by overbuying.

@gfriend@mas.to
2026-01-28 23:28:14

I've wandered away from Mastodon for a while. (Been mostly at LinkedIn and Bluesky.) But now I'm wandering back. Apologies if I've not responded to anyone about anything.

@blakes7bot@mas.torpidity.net
2026-01-28 10:55:10

Series C, Episode 11 - Moloch
AVON: [To Zen] So stop being pedantic, and give us the facts.
ZEN: The planet is located at course zero degrees, two thousand spacials. [Zen shows a perfectly blank viewscreen.]
TARRANT: [O.O.V.] We don't see anything.
blake.torpidity.net/m/311/70

@azonenberg@ioc.exchange
2026-02-28 01:23:39

This cheeky little bugger was watching me eat chicken. Bird meat. And rather than being scared or anything, he's just sitting barely arms length from me waiting for me to drop a piece.

Hungry looking seagull standing on a metal railing with the Seattle skyline visible behind it
@ErikJonker@mastodon.social
2026-02-28 07:13:29

I have no doubt the US can do several rounds of strikes and probably/hopefully Iran can't do anything meaningful striking back. But if the strikes are done, what's next... Hoping Iranian protestors take over government?
#iran #usa

@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2026-01-30 10:06:38

How NBC's Cris Collinsworth, Mike Tirico prepare for Super Bowl 60 broadcast nytimes.com/athletic/7007700/2

@tinoeberl@mastodon.online
2026-03-27 17:19:00

Der Westen der #USA erlebt 2026 eine historische #Schnee-Dürre.
In vielen Flusseinzugsgebieten liegt die #Schneedecke teils unter 50 Prozent des langjährigen Mittels.

‪@mxp@mastodon.acm.org‬
2026-02-27 22:02:50

@… Absolutely, technical merit doesn’t have anything to do with it.

@mxp@mastodon.acm.org‬
2026-02-27 22:02:50

@… Absolutely, technical merit doesn’t have anything to do with it.

@brian_gettler@mas.to
2026-03-27 19:30:53

This afternoon, the students in our History internship program are presenting the projects they've been working on since September. As expected, it's been great. The event always makes me a little jealous - I never got to do anything like this as an undergrad.

@vosje62@mastodon.nl
2026-03-27 14:45:45

Je mogen verwachten dat je eens zwermen drones zou gaan zien. Maar dat ze daarmee gelijk zo lang zo'n basis plat kunnen leggen...
Sophisticated drones attacked Louisiana's Barksdale bomber base - Asia Times
asiatimes.com/2026/03/sophisti
'In a nutshell the drones that operated over Barksdale were far more sophisticated than anything seen in Ukraine, where drones are used heavily, and well beyond Iranian capabilities.'
(Via @… )

@danyork@mastodon.social
2026-03-26 20:59:09

Apple Watch users - have you noticed anything useful or helpful in the new WatchOS 26.4?
(Installing now and just wondering if there will be any value.)

@rainerzufall_le@mastodon.social
2026-01-27 21:35:42

"A woman was watching from her porch. Someone ran up and addressed her: “Ma’am, we’re out here defending the neighborhood against ICE. We need barricade materials. Is there anything in your yard you wouldn’t mind parting with?” She nodded urgently and showed them to her backyard, offering a flower bed, an old couch, and a lawn chair. Three people helped to carry these out and add them to the barricades."

@hynek@mastodon.social
2026-03-26 14:25:30

wish there was a "fuck this guy and never allow them to report anything again” option
(c.f. blog.yossarian.net/2022/12/28/)

dismissal of a ReDoS “vulnerability” saying “ReDoS reports are only DoS against maintainers”
@jake4480@c.im
2026-03-26 17:49:21

Didn't think I'd have anything for this week's #ThursdayFiveList theme of #BloomsEverywhere, but they keep coming to me, so here they are.
Ween - Push th' Little Daisies

@sean@scoat.es
2026-01-27 18:06:00

I couldn't go to #VCF #Montreal last weekend because I was away. Did any of you go? How was it? (Despite it being way down in St-Jean, not in Montreal…)
Haven't heard anything at all. Worth going if they do it again next year?

@raiders@darktundra.xyz
2026-01-30 18:42:38

1 Trade for Raiders' Consideration in Offseason Filled with Opportunity si.com/nfl/raiders/onsi/las-ve

@joe@toot.works
2026-03-27 00:37:07

I'm going through some coins that my grandpa apparently collected. From what I can figure out, this is likely a copy of a 1776 "Fugio Dollar". There is a visible seam running around the edge, meaning that it was cast instead of struck. I wonder what (if anything) it is worth. The weight doesn't feel right. I'm guessing that it is made of pewter or something.
#Coins #CoinCollecting

@draxil@social.linux.pizza
2026-01-27 22:20:12

Do LLMs make *anything* better? But they seem like the ultimate genie that we now can't put back in the bottle.
#LLM

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-02-23 15:47:20

Brave Browser (@…) hasn't posted anything since August 2025. Did we bully the cryptobro homophonic browser off Mastodon?
Don't know, but I hope so :3 :8bitrainbow:

@bencurthoys@mastodon.social
2026-02-26 17:05:18

RE: hachyderm.io/@dalias/116137460
I genuinely would like to understand how someone having my postal address is a threat.
Every company that I have ever bought anything from has my address. As a Company Director, my address can be looke…

@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2026-02-26 07:47:43

“So you have TikTok just smashing our young people’s brains all day long with video of carnage in Gaza … And this is why so many of us can’t have a sane conversation with younger Jews because anything that we try to say to them, they are hearing it through this wall of carnage. So I want to give data and information and facts and arguments and they are just seeing in their minds carnage and I sound obscene.”
– Former Obama speechwriter Sarah Hurwitz
“They trust their own eyes and…

t took only a few minutesbefore everyone in the church knew that another person had been shot.
I was sitting with Trygve Olsen, a big man in a wool hat and puffy vest,
who lifted his phone to show me a text with the news.
It was his 50th birthday, and one of the coldest days of the year.
I asked him whether he was doing anything special to celebrate.
“What should I be doing?” he replied.
“Should I sit at home and open presents?
This is where I’m supp…

@EarthOrgUK@mastodon.energy
2026-03-28 16:31:10

96gCO2/kWh National Grid CO2 intensity is HIGH wrt last 24h so don't run anything that can wait! #CO2

@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2026-01-26 10:36:22

How Sam Darnold rewarded those who never doubted: 'We'd do anything for him' nytimes.com/athletic/6998603/2

@mxp@mastodon.acm.org‬
2026-01-26 18:20:51

For years, I’ve been looking for a way to edit embedded metadata in Emacs and didn’t find anything. So I wrote my own thing. Before starting to clean up the code and write documentation, I just searched again.
And found this: github.com/misohena/el-xmp
In the screenshot, el-xmp in the up…

‪@mxp@mastodon.acm.org‬
2026-01-26 18:20:51

For years, I’ve been looking for a way to edit embedded metadata in Emacs and didn’t find anything. So I wrote my own thing. Before starting to clean up the code and write documentation, I just searched again.
And found this: github.com/misohena/el-xmp
In the screenshot, el-xmp in the up…

@EarthOrgUK@mastodon.energy
2026-03-29 05:01:09

94gCO2/kWh National Grid CO2 intensity is HIGH wrt last 24h so don't run anything that can wait! #CO2

@jeang3nie@social.linux.pizza
2026-01-24 21:38:12
Content warning: Uspol

I hate linking to anything on meta, but this is the only good source I can find. This is the sorting from this morning in Minneapolis, slowed down and examined from two angles. It clearly shows that an officer had removed the victims gun and walked away with it before they shot and liked him. This is if anything even more cut and dried than the previous shooting. They disarmed a man who was lawfully concealing a firearm and then executed him in the street, in front of multiple witnesses.

@stefan@gardenstate.social
2026-03-25 19:27:42

How Do I Stop a Sneeze? | Rachel Bilson Asks Hank Anything
youtube.com/watch?v=a64tcJp-FmU

@EarthOrgUK@mastodon.energy
2026-02-28 16:01:08

190gCO2/kWh National Grid CO2 intensity is HIGH wrt last 24h so don't run anything that can wait! #CO2

@mxp@mastodon.acm.org‬
2026-03-26 14:16:34

@… I agree. And it’s all so obvious, the stupidity, arrogance, brazen corruption, the complete disregard for anything and anyone that doesn’t serve their own interests.

‪@mxp@mastodon.acm.org‬
2026-03-26 14:16:34

@… I agree. And it’s all so obvious, the stupidity, arrogance, brazen corruption, the complete disregard for anything and anyone that doesn’t serve their own interests.

@EarthOrgUK@mastodon.energy
2026-02-28 21:01:09

186gCO2/kWh National Grid CO2 intensity is HIGH wrt last 24h so don't run anything that can wait! #CO2

@stefan@gardenstate.social
2026-03-25 15:00:44

if you're not hitting something with a hammer you're not maxxing anything.

According to the Daily Beast,
Donald Trump sets up camp in the family living quarters
and Melania is sequestered to a tower, kind of like a modern-day Rapunzel
irishstar.com/news/politics/me

@EarthOrgUK@mastodon.energy
2026-01-28 17:11:12

275gCO2/kWh National Grid CO2 intensity is HIGH wrt last 24h so don't run anything that can wait! #CO2

@EarthOrgUK@mastodon.energy
2026-01-28 13:41:08

274gCO2/kWh National Grid CO2 intensity is HIGH wrt last 24h so don't run anything that can wait! #CO2

@EarthOrgUK@mastodon.energy
2026-03-27 18:01:07

153gCO2/kWh National Grid CO2 intensity is HIGH wrt last 24h so don't run anything that can wait! #CO2

@EarthOrgUK@mastodon.energy
2026-03-26 15:41:08

123gCO2/kWh National Grid CO2 intensity is HIGH wrt last 24h so don't run anything that can wait! #CO2

@EarthOrgUK@mastodon.energy
2026-02-26 20:11:07

88gCO2/kWh National Grid CO2 intensity is HIGH wrt last 24h so don't run anything that can wait! #CO2

@EarthOrgUK@mastodon.energy
2026-02-26 16:21:08

94gCO2/kWh National Grid CO2 intensity is HIGH wrt last 24h so don't run anything that can wait! #CO2

@EarthOrgUK@mastodon.energy
2026-02-27 04:01:09

91gCO2/kWh National Grid CO2 intensity is HIGH wrt last 24h so don't run anything that can wait! #CO2

@EarthOrgUK@mastodon.energy
2026-03-25 16:21:10

57gCO2/kWh National Grid CO2 intensity is HIGH wrt last 24h so don't run anything that can wait! #CO2

@EarthOrgUK@mastodon.energy
2026-03-26 04:41:09

73gCO2/kWh National Grid CO2 intensity is HIGH wrt last 24h so don't run anything that can wait! #CO2