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@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social
2026-02-07 23:30:52

#caturday

Simple cartoon showing two cats, one of which has little kittens around it. The other is saying, “Can I borrow those kittens for an hour? I want to freak out the people who had me spayed.”
@todbot@mastodon.social
2026-03-09 01:14:33

Everybody likes scritches #caturday

Brown tuxedo cat getting his head rubbed
‪@todbot@mastodon.social‬
2026-03-09 01:14:33

Everybody likes scritches #caturday

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-03-07 21:04:09

Oh I'm sorry, did you want to sit on the couch? #Caturday #CatsOfMastodon
This also show how much bigger Twig is compared to his mom!

A dark grey/brown couch with a grey blanket on it. On top of the blanket are three cats, all curled up and asleep. The smallest is a tabby, middle-sized is a tuxedo cat , and the largest is another tabby but darker (with some red hues rather than just grey/black/white like the other tabby).
@paulwermer@sfba.social
2026-03-07 22:34:32

OK, a #Caturday Poll:
When did you first see Morris? (I just came across an old cotton shopping bag featuring his face)

@PaulWermer@sfba.social
2026-03-07 22:34:32

OK, a #Caturday Poll:
When did you first see Morris? (I just came across an old cotton shopping bag featuring his face)

@paulbusch@mstdn.ca
2026-02-07 23:47:31

Cassie, the 13 year old floof owned by my daughter, had a tough week. She spent a full day at the vet for teeth cleaning and has spent 2 days recovering from the anesthetic. She's not looking too pleased right now.
#CatsOfMastadon #Caturday

@wandklex@mastodon.art
2026-03-06 21:14:39

Nur ein kleines Mietzerl kurz vorm #caturday.
#workinprogress 🎨, vermutlich eher nur eine Spielerei.

@_tillwe_@mastodon.social
2026-03-07 10:15:52

Ja, so habe ich auch geschaut. #caturday

Schwarze Katze in der Sonne, guckt skeptisch.
@tanyakaroli@expressional.social
2026-02-07 08:03:11

Fodspor i sneen. En af nabolagets katte har været forbi her i lŸbet af natten eller den tidlige morgen, ser det ud til.
Mit bedste bud på #caturday når jeg stadig ikke har kat selv …

Billede taget fra høj stueetage ned på et stykke flisebelagt baghave dækket af et tyndt lag sne der er delvist tøet. Feltet er indkranset af sortmalet stakit til den ene side og et hvidmalet skur til den anden. I en skrå bane ses tydelige aftryk af dyrepoter
@martin@social.linux.pizza
2026-02-07 10:36:19

#caturday

@callunavulgaris@mastodon.scot
2026-03-07 10:06:29

There is a cauliflower hash brown on that plate. It's not everyone's cup of tea but I adore cauliflower. Sparky doesn't like cauliflower but he might so he needs to get into the small space between my lap and the table to make sure. Usually we shut them out when we eat but I was home alone yesterday, a rare occurrence, and risked it.
#caturday

A young tabby and white cat sits on a black-clad lap looking up awkwardly at the table he's mostly underneath. On the table is a plate with food on it.
@jaygooby@mastodon.social
2026-03-07 18:13:13

Human! I require feeding…
And I require the freshest of water…
#CatsOfMastodon #caturday

A very hungry cat who definitely needs feeding an hour before he is normally fed

Turnip sits on my lap staring up at me
Tiggie slurping my water from the glass that I’ve just put down next to me
@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social
2026-03-07 05:22:52

#Caturday

Four-panel comic. Off the Mark, by Mark Parisian. 2002.
Each panel is identical except for the text. Rapunzel’s Tower scenario, but with cats.
Panel 1: A cat on the ground says, “Rapunzel, let down your hair!”
Panel 2: a cat up in the tower, hanging out the window, makes a coughing noise, “CHKK!”
Panel 3: cat in the tower goes HACK! And coughs out a hairball to the ground below.
Panel 4: cat on the ground asks, “Feel better?” Cat in the tower says, “Yeah!”

Commentary: yeah, it’s not very funny…
@UP8@mastodon.social
2026-04-04 15:26:52

Caturday special edition: Cat Person (Cat-Person?) holds sign at No Kings last #caturday Meow!
#photo #photography #cats

Woman with cat ear headband and mirror shades holds sign that say "Born to pet cats, forced to fight fascists"
‪@todbot@mastodon.social‬
2026-03-07 01:17:51

Sleep furiously #caturday

@todbot@mastodon.social
2026-03-07 01:17:51

Sleep furiously #caturday

Brown tuxedo cat laying long on a rug, seemingly asleep but his tail flicks against the floor occasionally
@donelias@mastodon.cr
2026-04-04 16:30:18

Sšgato santo.
#Caturday #FediGatos #Gatos

Dos gatos durmiendo en un sillón gris
@PaulWermer@sfba.social
2026-04-07 17:13:39

It's dawning on me how much I enjoy the posts with nice images - #bloomscrolling , #HistoricalPhotos, #caturday,

@paulwermer@sfba.social
2026-04-07 17:13:39

It's dawning on me how much I enjoy the posts with nice images - #bloomscrolling , #HistoricalPhotos, #caturday,

@paulusm@scholar.social
2026-04-04 10:18:36

Remembering Splodge, AKA Plodge, Plodgemina, Plogmione Granger. Gone but not forgotten 💕 #caturday

@deepthoughts10@infosec.exchange
2026-02-07 20:41:39

This #cat is watching #olympics Freeski Slope Style and thinks those people are crazy #caturday #catsofmastodon

Cat, sitting upright like a human on a white blanket, looking off camera watching something
@matematico314@social.linux.pizza
2026-02-01 02:59:58

Um #caturday literalmente de último minuto para comemorar a raridade de juntar todos os três em uma única foto.
#catsOfMastodon

Três gatos, um sialata grande, uma amarelinha preto e branca e uma bela tricolor, em cima de um pequeno tapete sobre um chão de ladrilhos. As duas fêmeas olham diretamente para cima, na direção de quem está tirando a foto e o macho olha para o alto porém para o lado (nem eu sei o que ele estava olhando ali naquele momento).
@brian_gettler@mas.to
2026-02-28 17:22:41

Enfant sur une chaise avec son chat, ca. 1925, [Neuville, Québec?]
Source: Bibliothèque et Archives nationales du Québec, #caturday

Un enfant portant une tuque, une robe ou une salopette et des collants tient un chat blanc taché sur ses genoux. L'enfant est assis sur une chaise sur une galerie partiellement couverte de neige.
@larsfosdal@mastodon.social
2026-02-28 09:58:16

You are expected to lead me to your snack collection immediately. Do not dilly-dally.
#caturday #catsofMastodon

Snurre the Cat is awaiting the routine morning snack serving. A sizable gray cat spread out on the bathroom floor, looking intently at the photographer who is tending to some basic needs on a porcelain device.
@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2026-03-28 16:25:05

I can’t even with these two…
#caturday #catsOfMastodon #FediCats

Two sleepy cats
Two sleepy cats
@stiefkind@mastodon.social
2026-01-31 14:12:07

Stray cats mother Cinderella. #CatsOfMastodon #CatsOfFediverse #caturday

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-01-24 21:06:56

Stolen to add alt-text
(and to ward off my despair...)
#Caturday

Cute video of  younger calico stretching and trying to meow while also chittering before going back to sleep with paws bent. It's adorable and sounds like mrewrwrwrwrrwrw
@chris@mstdn.chrisalemany.ca
2026-03-07 14:14:54

every single morning after I shower, both of them must jump in the tub to inspect and inevitably drink. yuk. 😂
#catsodon #catsofMastodon #Caturday #Whiskers #Atlas

@beeb@hachyderm.io
2026-01-31 10:01:25

Shadow fighting the ultimate nemesis #caturday

@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social
2026-04-04 16:12:11

#caturday

Single-panel comic.
Two cats, apparently a male and a female, are “standing” at a table on which is a plate with a fish on it. They have human clothes on. The male cat is holding up the tail of the fish in one “hand” and a knife in the other. He has a sheepish look on his face, and 2 beads of sweat coming off his head. The female cat stands with her arms folded across her chest, saying, “I hope you licked yourself before handling our food?”
Caption at bottom: Faux Paws.
@AdamCoffman@mathstodon.xyz
2026-03-07 05:24:16

Pedro the #Math Cat 🐈 already planning mischief for next week's #Caturday #PiDay
#cats

Pedro, on the blanket, also planning lots of naps
@jake4480@c.im
2026-02-21 16:29:42

For #Caturday, Cubone sits above all and surveys his dominion
#cats #CatsOfMastodon

Cubone, a tuxedo cat, sits on the counter in our kitchen
@smashtie@mas.to
2026-01-24 14:29:22

Anyone fancy some gentle cat snores for #caturday ?

A white and black cat lies curled-up in close-up, and you can just hear gentle breathy snores.
@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io
2026-01-10 21:32:31

#caturday

@callunavulgaris@mastodon.scot
2026-02-28 12:47:35

For #Caturday we bring you Tails deciding she fits in the flower box. We have been inundated with flowers since Mum died and have to be sure to keep flowers and cats separated as Tails wants to eat them. They aren't usually allowed in the dining room so Tails is making the most of it 😄 Sparky is on the chair in the background, not being a nutjob.

A busy dining table scene that includes a young tabby and white cat perching in/on the small box in which a huge flower arrangement was delivered.
‪@todbot@mastodon.social‬
2026-02-02 17:44:24

Warm February in Pasadena. Very hard on the #Caturday cat. Look how he suffers.

@todbot@mastodon.social
2026-02-02 17:44:24

Warm February in Pasadena. Very hard on the #Caturday cat. Look how he suffers.

Brown tuxedo cat laying outside amongst roses & green grass, with a white picket fence and a palm tree in the background
Brown tuxedo cat laying outside amongst roses & green grass
@nico@lepoulsdumonde.com
2026-03-21 13:44:36

#caturday #catsofmastodon

Un pins d’un chat blanc recroquevillé avec un poisson qui donne une tête de mort quand on regarde l’ensemble
@LillyHerself@Mastodon.social
2026-01-10 21:37:09

#Caturday

@patrickquin@furry.engineer
2026-01-24 10:06:32

This #caturday I feel compelled to remind folks that IRL cats, as obligate carnivores, cannot taste sweetness.
petmd.com/cat/nutrition/can-ca

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-21 11:21:13

Keeping the house safe from the wet menace 💧
#Caturday

Video of a very fluffy orange cat pawing at some dripping water from a kitchen faucet. Despite all the bapping and water droplet smacking, the pesky water just keeps coming!
@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-03-14 16:35:39

Lulu bleps.
#cat #caturday #blep

@colinpurrington@flipping.rocks
2026-04-04 10:56:29

Every morning, Galena jumps on my lap and drapes herself over my right hand, pinning it down so that I can't type. #cat #cats #katzen #caturday

@donelias@mastodon.cr
2026-01-25 02:56:44

Neutrino listo para celebrar el #Caturday

Gato marrón atigrado acostado en unas gradas tomando el sol junto a un ventanal
@cellfourteen@social.petertoushkov.eu
2026-02-12 13:30:09

Help me name this picture please #caturday #cat #CatsOfMastodon

My cat sleeping like a boss.
@niklaskorz@rheinneckar.social
2026-03-14 11:27:41

A few pencil sketches I made of our cat Loki. Trying to get into drawing with almost no experience, and I love how even on this small example, sketching the same object three times already shows some immediate progress. :blobcatnomcookie:
#caturday #cat

Three pencil sketches of a cat. The first (top left) uses very basic, round shapes. The second (bottom left) is of a cat loaf without visible legs of tail, looking forwards in a slightly worried expression. The third (top right) is of a cat sitting on its hind legs, tail curled around the body, looking forwards in anticipation.
@callunavulgaris@mastodon.scot
2026-01-31 19:00:47

Tails just squeaking in there for #Caturday

A young white and tabby female pokes her head through horizontal white banisters, between two drying grey towels.
@morituri@berlin.social
2026-03-07 17:00:45

Uschichen ❤️
#Caturday
#Caturdayeveryday #FediCats #Uschi #Caturday #DietmarSchneider #Catstodon #Fotogalerie #Foto #Haustier #Katze #Cat #Katzen #Cats #Photography #Photo #Video #VideoClip #KatzenVideo #CatsOfMastodon #CatsOfFediverse #Animals #Berlin #Schlossparkgezwitscher #Digitour

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-01-25 02:09:32

We are outnumbered by cats right now. No matter where you turn - whether it's the floor, a counter, or you want to escape upstairs.. boom, cat.
#CatsOfMastodon #caturday

A cardboard box on the floor, with a tabby cat (Twig) sitting upright in it. The cat has wide eyes and is alert, looking at me as I take the picture.
An unfinished wood counter top, with a tuxedo cat (Clove) sitting on top like a loaf of bread.  Unlike Twig, who's alert, her eyes are half closed and she looks bored. She has a white chest and a mostly white face.
A living room scene (messy, due to kids). In the foreground there's a dark wood staircase railing, and on the railing sits ANOTHER tuxedo cat (Erie). Unlike Clove, Erie is mostly black with just little white paw tips and a white chest. From the back, you'd think she was a completely black cat. Her face is so dark that her features are almost invisible, except for some green half-rings in her eyes.
Another tabby cat (Widget), this one on a gray couch. Her butt is facing the camera, but her head is turned torwards it. She has white mitten paws, but the rest of her is standard tabby.
@brian_gettler@mas.to
2026-03-21 19:32:08

TFW you discover a new hole.
#caturday #CatsOfMadstodon

Looking up at the underside of floorboards. A thick black cable passes through a roughly cut hole through which a black cat looks curiously.
@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2026-01-17 17:21:43

Cat, Resting.
#caturday #catsOfMastodon #FediCats

A cat
@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social
2026-03-28 16:36:15

#caturday

Single panel comic.
Dracula is standing next to an open coffin in a dark crypt. The coffin is filled with a layer of dirt, in the center of which is a small mound. Looking exasperated, with his hands on his hips and looking over his shoulder, he says, “I thought you said you were going to keep the cat out of the bedroom.”
@jake4480@c.im
2026-02-14 09:24:32

#Caturday #cats #CatsOfMastodon

Lola the calico and Cubone the tuxedo sleeping together
@wandklex@mastodon.art
2026-03-07 19:30:28

Dann hab ich das halt heute doch nochmal in "richtig" gemacht. Weil eh #caturday ist. Und weil ihr gestern so viel Luchsbaby-Liebe gezeigt habt.
Die Süßen sind jetzt im Original im #wandklex auf #mammals #lynx #watercolor #art #artShop #fediart #mastoart #creativeToots #artforsale

@matematico314@social.linux.pizza
2026-03-21 04:32:53

"Jš não estš na hora do meu sachê, cara?!" rs
#Caturday #CatsOfMastodon

Gata tricolor deitada em um chão ladrilhado olhando para o alto, na direção de seu humano, com ar de impaciência.
@jaygooby@mastodon.social
2026-03-21 10:43:36

I’m trying to read the paper in bed. Someone has some other ideas…
#caturday

A pair of cat ears appear behind my newspaper
A beady pair of cat eyes peer over the top of my newspaper
Tiggie a Siamese cat with a snaggly tooth rubs her face over the crease of the newspaper
@deepthoughts10@infosec.exchange
2026-02-28 18:26:34

RE: #catsofmastodon

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-02-14 06:58:18

I must go, #Caturday needs me

Video on the cat laying on the floor next to the wall, but because the film perspective is also sideways, the kitty look like it's standing on an edge by a wall. After a bit, the cat turns its head, gets up, and walks away, making it appear as if its walking straight up a walk (as cats have sometimes been known to do)
@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social
2026-03-28 16:26:50

#caturday

Single panel comic.
A small cat is walking away from a mangled ventriloquist’s dummy strewn over the floor in bits. The cat is saying, “The lap is my territory.”
@paulbusch@mstdn.ca
2026-01-17 21:08:32

No Casper, we are not watching the squirrel channel...
#CatsOfMastadon #Caturday

@AdamCoffman@mathstodon.xyz
2026-02-28 05:07:46

Pedro the #Math Cat 🐈 knows that everyone has to say "big stretch!" even when it is just a medium stretch.
#cats #CatsOfMastodon

More importantly, stretching is a healthy activity even in medium amounts.
@smashtie@mas.to
2026-01-17 13:13:34

Exhausted from hunting for bumblebee socks, Pixie falls fast asleep. #caturday

A black and white domestic cat is curled-up, fast asleep, with a captured bumblebee-decorated sick at her feet.
@cellfourteen@social.petertoushkov.eu
2026-02-12 14:21:37

Tell you what, "owner". In my books, every day is #Caturday the 13th, CATpisci?
#cat #CatsOfMastodon

My cat looking at me like a mafioso.
@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2026-02-14 14:18:59

Sometimes I try to alleviate the pain by lying face down on a bed. Lately as soon as I do this there’s a cat on my back providing pressure and heat therapy. (And occasional acupuncture!)
#caturday #catsOfMastodon

A cat on my back.
@morituri@berlin.social
2026-03-07 19:03:33

Die Morgensonne durchflutet Uschis Zimmer. Uschi gefällt's ❤️
#Caturday
#Caturdayeveryday #FediCats #Uschi #Caturday #DietmarSchneider #Catstodon #Fotogalerie #Foto #Haustier #Katze #Cat #Katzen #Cats #Photography #Photo #Video #VideoClip #KatzenVideo #CatsOfMastodon #CatsOfFediverse #Animals #Berlin #Schlossparkgezwitscher #Digitour

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-01-17 08:57:13

I find your lack of Churus disturbing
#Caturday

Photo of a computer monitor With Darth Vader holding out his hand about to force choke someone, except the image is cutoff at the top. A cat head peaking over the monitor, however, perfectly lines up with Vader's helmet, giving the illusion that it's the cat about to force choke someone... (and to be completely honest, they probably would if they could for more snacks)
@chris@mstdn.chrisalemany.ca
2026-02-28 21:50:14

Need more fluffy #caturday
#catsodon #catsOfMastodon #Atlas

@donelias@mastodon.cr
2026-02-13 21:37:01

Dice Matršfula que ella no critica, solo mira y juzga en silencio
#caturday #fedigatos #Cats

Gata tricolor acostada con las patitas delanteras recogidas, o como le llamo yo: "en posición pancito"
@callunavulgaris@mastodon.scot
2026-01-24 11:39:19

#caturday

A red shopping bag on the kitchen floor. There's a cat in this picture somewhere (it's Tails' tail just peeping out of the bag).
@todbot@mastodon.social
2026-03-21 15:18:52

#caturday among the giant artichoke plants

Brown tuxedo cat in a backyard with artichoke plants behind him
‪@todbot@mastodon.social‬
2026-03-21 15:18:52

#caturday among the giant artichoke plants

@jake4480@c.im
2026-03-15 02:55:35

I love how housecats are just teacup tigers. Like- all cats act exactly the same. They all have the same mannerisms, instinctual grooming routines, etc. And it's wild. Literally.
#Caturday

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-03-14 15:00:32

How I wish I was spending my #Caturday :

A tuxedo cat asleep on a white fuzzy window sill cat perch. She is sprawled out sideways, paws with pink toebeans out. She is in full sunlight, with shadow lines across her from the colonial style windows.
Same cat sleeping on the same window perch, just a different angle. A closer look at her face, eyes shut tight, nose scrunched as she actively snores.
@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social
2026-02-21 21:39:30

#caturday

Single-panel comic.
God is standing over a box with a cat in it.
“God did lay down a cardboard box and a cat was born.”
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-15 03:55:53

Boycott daylight savings by sleeping 20 hours a day
#Caturday

Photo of three kittens sleeping on each other in a circle on a blanket, with each kitty using the next one as a pillow.
@paulbusch@mstdn.ca
2026-01-17 19:00:08

Our sunroom is well insulated but unheated. Normal temperature is around 17°C, unless we turn on the gas fireplace when we are sitting back there. Casper got a new heat reflecting blanket from Santa and we installed it under the fuzzy cover for his window hammock. It's made a difference and he is camped out here even on the coldest days. The strategic placement of the bird feeder right outside his window doesn't hurt.
#CatsOfMastadon #Caturday

@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2026-03-14 15:47:43

Why do I feel like I’m being judged and that I’ve done something terribly wrong?
#caturday #catsOfMastodon #FediCats

A very judgmental cat with their paws crossed.
@callunavulgaris@mastodon.scot
2026-03-21 16:01:32

Tails enjoying the sun on #caturday

A young tabby and white cat stretched out on a garden table in the sun ⛱️
@jake4480@c.im
2026-01-10 18:44:49

#Caturday strong. This was from last month.
#cats #CatsOfMastodon

Two cats, a black tuxedo male (Cubone) and calico female (Lola), sit on our couch on a Halloween blanket.
‪@todbot@mastodon.social‬
2026-03-15 16:26:06

Patio lounging #caturday

@todbot@mastodon.social
2026-03-15 16:26:06

Patio lounging #caturday

Brown tuxedo cat lounging on his back in the sun on a concrete patio
Brown tuxedo cat lounging on his back in the sun on a concrete patio
@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2026-04-03 22:19:57

The many faces of Chooch...
#cats #catsOfMastodon #FediCats #caturday

A cat
A cat
A cat
A cat
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-01-10 21:18:03

Guess I need to buy a bigger cat bed
#Caturday

Photo of a tiny kitten sitting on one side of a couch, barely filling it up. Doesn't matter though, kitty calls dibs on the whole thing.
@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social
2026-02-14 02:59:58

#caturday

Single panel comic.
A guy is sitting in an easy chair in his livingroom. A cat is curled up on his lap. There is a box on the floor next to the chair, on which are the words, Electric Blanket. The man talking on his phone, saying, “Yes, it’s still available. Never opened it. I haven’t needed it.”
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-01-10 16:42:13

The might house panther
#Caturday

Photo of an adorable black cat laying on the floor by it's prey, a wireless mouse. Now the human can use their hands for better things... like petting the kitty or opening doors when requested.
‪@todbot@mastodon.social‬
2026-03-14 16:10:50

Unseasonably warm SoCal #caturday

@todbot@mastodon.social
2026-03-14 16:10:50

Unseasonably warm SoCal #caturday

Brown tuxedo cat sitting on an backyard table with an umbrella partially visible and a blue blue sky in the background along with lots of greenery
@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social
2026-01-17 14:07:33

#caturday

Single-panel comic. Three space aliens are standing, looking at a cat sitting on a table. The aliens are covered in scratches. One alien says, “Let’s just tell everyone we probed the cat and the results were inconclusive.
@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social
2026-03-14 16:16:21

#caturday

Single panel comic.
A cat is sitting on a bench and a Vet is consoling it with a hand on its shoulder, saying, “Bad news, it’s curiosity.”
@todbot@mastodon.social
2026-01-10 19:32:00

Sunbeams better than most humans, cat declares #caturday

brown tuxedo cat with half-closed eyes in a sunbeam
‪@todbot@mastodon.social‬
2026-01-10 19:32:00

Sunbeams better than most humans, cat declares #caturday

@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social
2026-03-14 16:12:59

#Caturday

Single panel comic.
Male and female human couple sitting on a couch, seen from behind. She says, “I searched ‘funny cat videos,’ but things are so bad they’re only making serious ones.”
@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social
2026-01-10 17:23:55

#caturday

Single panel comic. Two green space aliens in a flying saucer are beaming up a farmer and a cow. A cat is sitting on the ground licking a paw. One alien is saying to the other, “That small creature with the whiskers refuses to be picked up.”
@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social
2026-01-10 16:57:08

#caturday

Single panel comic. Some cats are sitting around an office conference table. One cat is nudging a coffee cup at the edge of the table. The cat sitting next to that one is scowling. A cat at the head of the table is saying, “Oh for crying out loud! Just knock it off the table already so we can get back to work!”
@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social
2026-01-10 16:49:26

#caturday

Single panel comic. A cat is sitting on a chair holding a guitar. There is a microphone on a stand in front of it. The cat is saying, “This next one is called ‘Leave Me the #!@* Alone.’”