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@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2026-01-20 10:27:00

Funny, folks said the same thing about Hitler back in the day.

Screenshot of newspaper article with text quoted in post highlighted: …the French president, Emmanuel Macron, that the EU should “consider using these measures”.
Germany's chancellor, Friedrich Merz, struck a more conciliatory tone than his deputy, citing Germany's heavier dependence on exports. He added that experience showed Trump was open to persuasion.
A crisis meeting of EU senior diplomats on Sunday showed no majority for using the ACI now. Europeans are waiting to see whether this is ano…
@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io
2026-03-18 20:34:55

So we have mini Aussie shepherd service dog (for gluten detection!) and that breed has a lot of funny quirks like when he acts submissive he is doing this “grin” which is sort of hilarious and scary at the same time

@hikingdude@mastodon.social
2026-02-19 19:49:14

'Weidetiere' #FotoVorschlag 'grazing animals' (okay, I learned a new term)
This one is from our first vacation in #scotland .
It's funny - a couple of years ago, I made my photos quite saturated, how they also popout on classical Instagram.
Nowadays I pr…

A picturesque rural scene unfolds in this image, capturing the charm of the countryside. In the foreground, a shaggy-haired animal with long horns stands prominently in a lush, green meadow. Its presence adds a sense of tranquility and natural beauty to the scene.

The meadow is vibrant and well-maintained, with patches of grass and wildflowers creating a rich tapestry of green hues. The animal appears calm and content, enhancing the peaceful atmosphere.

In the background, a quaint house with …
@Xavier@infosec.exchange
2026-02-20 02:41:37

Awww, #Claude, why you gotta do me this way! 14 hrs?!?! What am I supposed to do... sleep?!
Funny enough, we just finished coding my project and now I'm all ready for code review and testing.

A screenshot of Claude.ai control panel, cropped to show the weekly usage limit is at 99%.  It doesn't reset for another 14 hours and 22 minutes.
@nemorosa@mastodon.nu
2026-02-19 13:10:34

You don't need to 'be funny' to write humour; you just need to be 'deadly serious' about something ridiculous. #writing #author

@gray17@mastodon.social
2026-02-19 10:29:07

ok yeah the Wonder Man series (2025) (8 episodes x 30m) is funny and really good, maybe because it's basically incestuous self-mockery of Hollywood. everything feels grounded by lived experience, even when it's doing broad caricature, kinda like what Bojack Horseman did. story is lightly connected to the rest of the MCU, works fine on its own

@cheryanne@aus.social
2026-01-19 10:07:18

Just watched Russell Howard Live at the London Palladium on SBS on Demand (Australian catch up).
Husband and I cried - there were some very very funny bits. Definitely recommended.
sbs.com.au/ondemand/tv-program

@philip@mastodon.mallegolhansen.com
2026-03-19 05:01:12

@… @… The "funny" part of course is that even if you're a diehard LLM fan, you should want the same things I want:
If your code is reasonably encapsulated, your LLM can fit the whole problem in the cont…

@bogo@hapyyr.com
2025-12-20 09:40:00

My slides and a video of my talk "Grow your [engineering] brand while putting privacy first" are available on my blog: talkweb.eu/openweb/4500/
If you want a funny, but useful talk on that topic, reach out!

@BBC3MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-01-18 16:27:18

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on BBCRadio3's #JazzRecordRequests
Keith Jarrett Trio:
🎵 My Funny Valentine
#KeithJarrettTrio

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-18 19:20:07

Fiberace
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@piger@mastodon.social
2026-01-18 18:15:27

funny how "was this article helpful? YES/NO" is often placed at the bottom of unhelpful pages

@tante@tldr.nettime.org
2026-02-18 08:13:27

So am I getting this right? The guy who vibecoded an insecure, expensive, worse version of IFTTT with delusions of grandeur ("OpenClaw") is now claiming that he'll solve the problem of "prompt injections" at OpenAI?
My man, you are you out of your depth, it's not even funny.

@chrislowles@mastodon.social
2026-01-20 12:16:07

It's funny that the GTA IV on PC went from the worst version of the game to the best through sheer weight of the PC game modding community.

@groupnebula563@mastodon.social
2026-03-17 21:22:08

reminder that no matter how funny that translator may be, generative AI is still awful and immoral and Kagi kinda sucks balls too[1]. thank you for your attention
1. d-shoot.net/kagi.html

@nemorosa@mastodon.nu
2026-02-19 13:10:34

You don't need to 'be funny' to write humour; you just need to be 'deadly serious' about something ridiculous. #writing #author

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-01-14 03:48:40

This will never not be funny. Dude almost got hulksmashed for reals. 🤣
#pranks #humor #funny

@cellfourteen@social.petertoushkov.eu
2026-02-18 09:55:02

I guess this video is one of my official flops. But I still think it would be funny if AMD received a handful of respectful bug reports on this issue 😀
No FSR 4 on RDNA 2 or 3? Send a Bug Report!
youtube.com/watch?v=_PsjkpgMWI0

@GroupNebula563@mastodon.social
2026-01-17 22:37:08

i know the .pub TLD is used for crypto bullshit but wouldn't it be really fucking funny if a bunch of pubs just registered domains on it

@philip@mastodon.mallegolhansen.com
2026-03-19 04:37:56

@… I wonder if people ever comment on how accidents happened because someone drove a “dark car”, because I sure haven’t heard it.
Funny that huh?

@bencurthoys@mastodon.social
2026-03-18 12:19:57

Idea: new business listings site called "uck", that exists solely to fill the space between the Facebook logo (f) and the Linked In logo (in) and the Google logo (g) on corporate websites.

screenshot of me being funny on Zoom. 

"I have just noticed that our social media links on the website could, with some work, be made swearier. We can put a G on the end with Google. Where are we going to get a uck from?"
@cyrevolt@mastodon.social
2026-03-17 11:03:29

"MIPS RISC-V Processors" kinda reads funny.
Anyway, MIPS is now a RISC-V company.
First patches appeared on the U-Boot mailing list.
mips.com/products/hardware/p87

@katrinakatrinka@infosec.exchange
2026-01-16 18:26:37

Isn't it funny how weather can affect our emotions, even when it makes no logical sense?
Fog is rare in my desert home, but it is my favorite weather condition. No, I don't like smog. Fog.
I was contemplating why I was suddenly so joyful this morning and realized it was that I was driving through real, vision-obscuring fog. As a child, I loved to play pretend in the fog, imagining myself in the sky among the clouds. There are so many mythical and fantastical reasons one …

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-19 11:20:08

Con Juan
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@pygospa@social.linux.pizza
2026-01-17 01:04:05

"Wer betrügt, muss zahlen. Auch das ist gerecht" (Casten Linnemann, CDU - ur neune Grundsicherung).
Funny. Hat eigentlich auch Jens Spahn (CDU) schon gezahlt? 3,5 Milliarden Euro Schaden sollen dem Bund dadurch entstanden sein. Eine Verzehnfachung des Schadens von Andreas Scheuer (CSU) bei der PKW Maut (300 Millionen). Hat der schon gezahlt?
Ist nämlich wirklich sehr funny. Die Einsparung im Bürgergeld holt nur 20% dessen wieder rein, was der Scheuer damals veruntreut …

@lornajane@indieweb.social
2026-02-16 21:19:46

Pretty sure my best use of AI today was Claude being an excellent rubber duck. I started typing quite a long question and by the time I got to the end I had a hunch about how to debug and didn't need to press send. Funny how that works!

@ErikJonker@mastodon.social
2026-03-16 07:22:58

Extremely funny parody on the Pitt and JF Kennedy jr. , #SNL

@randombaywatch@mastodon.social
2026-01-16 20:22:37

This shot is funny because if you zoom in you see #DanaSparks and #DavidHasselhoff wearing the exact same outfits they have on in 1x12 "The Reunion" :-D
Season 1 Episode 10 "The Cretin of the Shallows"

@mxp@mastodon.acm.org
2026-01-15 23:09:21

It’s kinda funny that it’s right now, when the questionable practices of US platforms have become really evident to the wider public, that publicly funded European institutions decide to leave the Fediverse and to advertise precisely these platforms.

‪@mxp@mastodon.acm.org‬
2026-01-15 23:09:21

It’s kinda funny that it’s right now, when the questionable practices of US platforms have become really evident to the wider public, that publicly funded European institutions decide to leave the Fediverse and to advertise precisely these platforms.

@mxp@mastodon.acm.org‬
2026-01-15 23:09:21

It’s kinda funny that it’s right now, when the questionable practices of US platforms have become really evident to the wider public, that publicly funded European institutions decide to leave the Fediverse and to advertise precisely these platforms.

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-02-14 07:07:41

Is 7-6 as funny as 6-7?

@imprs_solar@academiccloud.social
2026-01-16 16:57:45

It's Gänseliesel day in Göttingen! Freshly minted PhD graduate Johannes Hölken attended the official ceremony at the Aula, has been picked up by us and ferried to the Gänseliesel fountain in the city center, and is about to bring the goose girl on the top of the fountain some flowers. Meanwhile, other carts around us are also interesting to look at!
#IMPRS

A person with a doctoral hat drinking a from a tall slim glass
A funny cart with the name Spacey Mc Space Face
Towering high above crowds on a cart, a gorilla
@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-19 04:20:06

Mar-a-Lardo
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@crell@phpc.social
2026-03-10 17:22:18

#Mario #Nintendo #Funny

A photo of a highway advertisement sign.  It is a picture of a Super Mario World level, with the text "Have a super MAR 10".

Comment below it: You can only reblog this today.

Second comment: I missed my chance last year.  not gonna let it happen again.
@malik@Mastodon.Social
2026-02-14 23:56:55

RE: social.linux.pizza/@apollo3zeh
Still funny.

@gwire@mastodon.social
2026-03-16 08:30:06

It is funny to me to see the Daily Mail, essentially owned by a hereditary peer, use "nepo baby" to refer to someone with a famous actor parent.

@zachleat@zachleat.com
2026-03-12 15:46:04

@… so much funny money floating around via VC that it makes sense why folks are trained to think this. It’s almost systemically set up to exploit devs that are people pleasers 😅 *hides*

@Techmeme@techhub.social
2026-02-04 20:22:34

Sam Altman says the Anthropic Super Bowl ads are funny but "dishonest", and Anthropic serves a "product to rich people" while OpenAI is committed to free access (Sam Altman/@sama)
x.com/sama/status/201913917433

@LillyHerself@Mastodon.social
2026-01-13 22:12:41

Okay, this must absolutely have been made with some kind of generative AI, but it's not pretending to be real, it's hella funny/deadly serious and just superb. (I especially love the tough walrus smoking a cigar while driving a fishing boat 😂 ) Kudos to the makers!

Generative AI video about Trump's plans to invade Greenland.
@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-19 06:20:06

Napoleon Bonaspur
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@deabigt@universeodon.com
2026-03-14 16:08:59

Funny bit is GOP is attacking him for things that apply more to Trump than him.
GOP, fearing tough fight for Texas Senate seat, paints Democrat as radical washingtonpost.com/politics/20

@grumpybozo@toad.social
2026-02-14 00:15:47

I think that Kellogg’s latest batch of fiber-focused ads featuring Wm. Shatner as “Will Shat” would have earned them FCC fines as recently as the 90s.
But they are funny.

@BBC6MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-03-19 07:17:57

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #NickGrimshaw
Funny Weather & Little Dragon:
🎵 Been Thinking
#FunnyWeather #LittleDragon
open.spotify.com/track/3Zhpx3I
Please 🔁 BOOST to share what you like
- your followers don't see if you ⭐ favourite a post

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-18 15:20:03

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@smashtie@mas.to
2026-03-13 20:43:02

#totp I love it when the countdown reader tries to make a little funny sentence out of the title. Always dreadful.

@dennisfaucher@infosec.exchange
2026-01-12 14:49:00

#Google #Android Recorder telling me not to spy on people. Funny.

Record respectfully around others
@jake4480@c.im
2026-02-12 04:28:37

RIP James Van Der Beek. He was a really good actor, so many roles, even after Dawson. And he was a damn good sport, too. Really funny dude. Fuck cancer, man.
youtu.be/YzHn8f9cFEw

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-01-11 06:14:08

I have written why local police, possibly SWAT, must engage, detain and arrest ice. The alternatives are all worse.
stuff.davidaugust.com/local-la

@FandaSin@social.linux.pizza
2026-03-13 10:52:15

Deponia is for free on Steam.
If you like point & click adventures...then you've probably already played it, but if not...you definitively SHOULD!
It's stupidly funny game.👍😂
If you like point & click, whole Daedalic repository is on sale on Steam.
store.steampowered.com/app/214

@losttourist@social.chatty.monster
2026-03-18 19:45:26

@… A couple of #ThePlaylistSuggestion accent ideas. Some of these might fall into the category of novelty record. You can be the judge.
Gertcha by those lovable cockney chappies Mr Chas and Mr Dave
I Am A Cider Drinker by those lovable Somerset chappies The Wurzels
Ain't Going To Goa by those lovable southern good ol' boys (southern England, I believe, despite the accent), Alabama 3
Road Rage by Catatonia, because something about Cerys' voice on that song does funny wibbly things to my insides
Feel free to play some, all, or none. Half the fun of #ThePlaylist is choosing as much as listening!

@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social
2026-01-11 19:02:22

I’m reading Civilization Before Greece and Rome, by H.W.F. Saggs. The old saw about how if history doesn’t repeat itself, it certainly rhymes, comes out quite clearly. Hittites, Assyrians, Babylonians, Egyptians and hosts of other kingdoms and tribes, were pulling all the same gags 3 and 4 and 5 thousand years ago that Putin and Trump and the rest are doing now, especially the bits about how god’s on their side. Plus ça change, plus c’est le même chose. It’d be funny, if it wasn’t depressing…

@lornajane@indieweb.social
2026-03-15 18:54:49

Just realised that I'm so far behind with processing my Zettelkasten inbox that the week numbering system I use is in danger of looping ... On the plus side that does mean I'm reading and writing again after what feels like too long.
Funny how you can sometimes feel "fine" but your executive function tells a different story, for me it shows up in unprocessed things (inbox, notes, photos, and laundry!)

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-20 00:20:03

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@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io
2026-03-12 17:14:56

It’s really funny to watch a almost 15-year old Apple product intro and the specs for the computer are virtually the same as the specs for computers you can buy now
15-inch retina screen
512GB SSD
8GB RAM
USB3, MagSafe, HDMI, Thunderbolt, SD card slot
~$2,500 in 2012
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

@cyrevolt@mastodon.social
2026-02-15 11:47:19

This is funny.
DEC had a graphics terminal named GIGI, the General Imaging Generator and Interpreter.
randoc.wordpress.com/2018/04/0
Now EA comes along, making a prototyping framework with that name...…

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-19 02:20:04

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@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-01-14 02:00:27

This will never not be funny... even after 15 years & 50M views. 🤣
▶️ 4 Chords | Music Videos | The Axis Of Awesome
youtube.com/watch?v=oOlDewpCfZ

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-19 22:20:03

Chin Jong Un
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2026-02-19 12:20:03

Tweety Amin
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@hikingdude@mastodon.social
2026-02-13 07:18:55

'Tierische Begegnungen' #FotoVorschlag
'animal(ic) encounter'
I wasn't sure if I have a good or funny one to share with this topic. But I remembered visiting a wildlife park nearby at an autumn day.
It was a beautiful stroll through the park, watching the wildlife there when this situation came to be. Unplanned, just by pure luck.
And well.. I thin…

A magical autumnal scene unfolds in this serene forest setting. The forest floor is carpeted with a thick layer of golden and orange leaves, creating a warm, inviting atmosphere. Sunlight filters through the tall trees, casting a soft, golden glow that illuminates the scene and highlights the vibrant colors of the foliage.

In the center of the image, a majestic animal with large, curved horns stands gracefully amidst the fallen leaves. Its presence adds a sense of tranquility and natural beaut…
@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io
2026-02-12 13:56:56

It’s kind of funny when they put a “secret track” on a record because you can clearly see that there’s a secret track

@bencurthoys@mastodon.social
2026-01-13 17:07:00

So farewell then, Scott Adams.
Dying of cancer isn't funny.
But it's funnier than Dilbert has been for 20 years.

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-19 16:20:03

Needy Amin
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@ErikJonker@mastodon.social
2026-01-10 13:02:34

It's kind of funny that Trump thinks he controls Venezuela with almost no Americans on the ground, even not an embassy and with the original regime (except Maduro) in place. It is a fantasy. Also oil companies don't really want to invest. Even if they do, it will take many years to make it work.
#venezuela

@deabigt@universeodon.com
2026-03-13 20:13:20

Funny they are looking into 2020 but not 2024 where there are some definate oddities in the results for House Represenitive races vs national and state wide race results for that district.
FBI subpoenas election records in Arizona, expanding 2020 inquiry ground.news/article/fbi-subpoe

@cyrevolt@mastodon.social
2026-02-14 22:13:18

#Gemini keeps being funny with TTS.
> Cilium relies on CO-RE (Compile Once – Run Everywhere)
read as "Colorado RE" 😂 - btw that's how again you see how US centric all this stuff is; CO could mean a ton of other things...

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-20 04:20:03

Orange Foolius
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-20 02:20:04

His a-holiness
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@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-01-08 08:06:23

John Oliver 'funny' simply doesn't stand a chance against the power of Cookie Monster 'funny'. 🤣
▶️ John Oliver & Cookie Monster Out-Takes
youtube.com/watch?v=H916EVndP_

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-19 06:20:04

President TACO
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@philip@mastodon.mallegolhansen.com
2026-01-12 16:00:32

@… I know I know, tinfoil hat. Just a funny thought to me.

@cyrevolt@mastodon.social
2026-01-12 18:42:04

Cameras are funny computers.
This one has no TFTP upload or similar, so I'm dumping the firmware over the UART through U-Boot's md.b command.
It is terribly slow, but it works. 🙂

@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io
2026-02-10 14:15:00

RE: hachyderm.io/@thomasfuchs/1159
It’s funny how some people try to twist this to say I’m wrong, just to fit their worldview

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2026-03-18 03:20:04

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2026-03-18 07:20:07

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2026-03-17 16:20:06

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2026-02-18 11:20:03

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2026-02-18 03:20:03

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2026-02-18 05:20:03

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2026-02-18 12:20:03

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2026-02-17 20:20:03

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2026-03-17 10:20:06

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2026-03-17 08:20:09

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2026-02-17 04:20:03

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2026-03-16 06:20:10

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2026-03-15 17:20:07

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2026-03-16 00:20:07

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2026-02-15 22:20:03

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2026-03-15 05:20:07

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2026-03-15 10:20:05

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2026-03-15 08:20:06

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2026-03-15 00:20:05

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2026-02-14 22:20:03

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2026-02-15 12:20:02

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2026-02-14 19:20:02

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2026-02-14 16:20:03

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2026-03-13 22:20:06

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2026-03-13 20:20:07

Needy Amin
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2026-03-13 21:20:06

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