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It's so funny and weird, I keep seeing these things about modern oi punk getting stale or uninteresting in places like France, etc, and I'm like.. really? Where? Which bands? 😂 I only see and hear really amazing stuff coming out of the oi scene lately all over, like- even more great stuff than I've ever heard before 🤔
#punk

Try this amazing prompt to get a funny self portrait:
Hire a local cartoonist and have them draw a picture based on your long standing relationship.

It's funny how, once in a while you wonder: why would this person follow me?
And then you read some of their posts and you find yourself boosting a couple of them. I like that.

Funny, from the BBC
"But the Scottish National Party - which has been winning consecutive devolved elections in Scotland since before you could buy an iPhone - are still winning."

CBS is selling its 11:35pm ET timeslot to Byron Allen, who will air episodes of Comics Unleashed starting May 22, after The Late Show With Stephen Colbert ends (Michael Schneider/Variety)
https://variety.com/2026/tv/news/cbs-byron-alle…

CBS Leases Late Night to Byron Allen After Stephen Colbert Leaves
Byron Allen will lease CBS' 11:35 p.m. late night slot for "Comics Unleashed" after Stephen Colbert leaves; "Funny You Should Ask" will air at 12:37.

Coffee and breakfast from this friendly street merchant in Zhangjiajie

"Anyway, I watched mostly apathetically as the internet tried to rally itself to another cause."
Boy I was wrong about the Fediverse
https://matduggan.com/boy-i-was-wrong-about-the-fediverse/

Boy I was wrong about the Fediverse
I have never been an "online community first" person. The internet is how I stay in touch with people I met in real life. I'm not a "tweet comments at celebrities" guy. I was never funny enough to be the funniest person on Twitter. So when Twitter was accidentally purchased

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Boy I was wrong about the Fediverse
I have never been an "online community first" person. The internet is how I stay in touch with people I met in real life. I'm not a "tweet comments at celebrities" guy. I was never funny enough to be the funniest person on Twitter. So when Twitter was accidentally purchased

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Occasionally Funny
A new podcast by Joshua Fox, aka the man from MAFS Funny...
Great Australian Pods Podcast Directory: #AusPods

funny thought: if you run an immutable system, a villain with a kernel bug can do whatever the hell they want, but the admin can’t

Humans are animals, but all the other animals are so much better than us, it's not even funny

First impressions of Wales are fantastic. Had a great lunch and found our way to the Center of Alternative Technology (thanks to the kind and funny bus driver 😁).
Ready for the Open Science Retreat #OSR26UK

I'm not glad about the antisemitic shift of the Republican party, although I must say it's been quite funny seeing Ben Shapiro endorse bigotry against everyone, only to act surprised now that they're also bigoted against jews.

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #RadcliffeAndMaconie
Belle and Sebastian:
🎵 Funny Little Frog
#BelleandSebastian
https://lazybonkrecords.bandcamp.com/track/funny-little-frog
https://open.spotify.com/track/4aG8LLREoJwZXFdHhfLvDJ
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Wow. Ep 5 of Starfleet Academy is by far my favorite. Should I be shocked it was the first with Tawny Newsome on the written by?
The characters feel more grounded. Dialog is funny, revealing, and urgent. SAM is not my fav character but this is the first time a focus on a single character works for me.
This ep seems to have twice as much character development as other episodes.
More of this!

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Thundercat:
🎵 Funny Friends - feat. ASAP Rocky
#NowPlaying #Thundercat
#newRelease 🆕 album
https://thundercat.bandcamp.com/track/funny-friends-feat-a-ap-rocky
https://open.spotify.com/track/6l1AuMUnZWoEdWodKUM4Mc

ah #easter #monday the day when dutch traditionally go out and buy couches.
#nojoke - well, it is funny, but true.

It is so funny that the US administration that despises VAT, has implemented some half-assed taxation-then-refund system for companies.
https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2026/03/tech-industry-is-in-tariff-hell-even-if-refunds-are-a…

Tech industry is in tariff hell, even if refunds are automated
Trade groups urge court to create a simple blueprint for tariff refunds.

the word funny feels diluted, synonymous with observation in general. silly feels like the worst choice no matter which direction used.

Gentle Giant - Funny Ways (Official Audio)

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In Mexico we say “La verdad no peca, pero incomoda” - and I just realized this teaches us form an early age about cognitive dissonance, in an approachable and funny way.
It is beautiful as usual.

It will never not be funny to me that the first language the Debian installer offers to use is C.
I know the reasoning, but it's still hilarious.

Getting caught up on Katee Sackhoffs “Starbuck watches ‘Battlestar Galactica’ for the first time” videos on YouTube and it’s funny seeing them find the relevance on the show, not just to post 9/11, but to now
Robyn (her husband): “gee if the government would just release the ‘Cylon files’…”

Never heard of this guy, Kellen Erskine. He just showed up in my YouTube feed. Pretty funny. 40 minutes. Asks the crowd, what’d you do for Valentine’s Day? Somebody yell, celebrate a divorce. He stares. After a couple beats he says, well that took a turn.
https://youtu.be/VbOALuHrK_M?si=AORgF6

I loooove working with my coworkers! They’re such an amazing bunch of diligent, friendly, smart and funny people! <3

It's extremely funny that SLS has 2 successful launches now while Starship hasn't even gotten into orbit yet and the suborbital launches had a >40% failure rate.

"I never expected to find my news […] on a federated social network that half the internet has never heard of. […] But there's something quietly beautiful about a place where people just... share what they know.
No brand deals, no engagement metrics, no algorithm nudging you toward rage. Just someone who spent twenty years studying Arctic policy posting a thread at 2 AM because they think you should understand what's happening.
It's the internet I was promised in…

Got my new iPhone. Love the replaceable battery.
(from https://old.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/1rhbefu/my_new_phone_has_arrived/)

Got my new iPhone. Love the replaceable battery.
(from https://old.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/1rhbefu/my_new_phone_has_arrived/)

A funny incident just happened on #Mars - the drill of the rover Curiosity got stuck in a rock which was then lifted up and moved around a bit before it fell off on its own: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztB7lgMxr_g

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I understand there are broadly reasons why this would happen, don’t come at me.
I think it’s funny that we now have M series chips which are the ones for the Mac, but also sometimes iPads, and the A series chips, which are for phones and iPads, except the iPads that use M series chips, and also except the MacBook Neo.

“Co-Authored-By: Copilot”
I was ignoring Microsoft and their "free" editor before it was cool. It is just funny how many people felt the need to tell me how greybeard, backward and uncool I am when using #neovim

Funny all thise calling for a halt to building any and all data centers on websites hosted in data centers.: https://avatar42.social/2026/05/01/funny-all-thise-calling-for.html

The funny thing here is that the woman is called MacDonald, but she did it on the MacKay bridge
#Halifax

Funny to me: #JusticeBreyer described as "husband of" (British ~nobility).
«Earlier Tuesday, Retired Justice Stephen Breyer shook hands with the king during his Capitol Hill appearance for an address before a joint meeting of Congress. Breyer earned a degree from Oxford University, and is married to a daughter of a British viscount.»

Six Conservative Justices Make King Charles Dinner Guest List (1)
All six conservative Supreme Court justices were invited to President Donald Trump’s state dinner with King Charles III, including those whom he’s criticized since the court invalidated most of his global tariffs.

U were only funny when u were 16. Im only funny during a manic episode. We're not the same!!!

Thought XKCD today was quite funny haha
#xkcd

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heh, Kagi's April's Fool is actually funny: https://kagi.com

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #MechanicalBreakdown
Cabaret Voltaire:
🎵 Makes Your Mouth Go Funny
#CabaretVoltaire
https://cabaretvoltaire.bandcamp.com/track/makes-your-mouth-go-funny
https://open.spotify.com/track/3z10YPiI5OPMYScBaCI3AB

Good morning and happy Monday, lovely people of the internet. 🌤☕🥳
Just remember that today is also a new day to look to the future with hope. (Or something like that.)
#DavidLynch #meme #funny …

Ducks is an animated short film with funny character and sound design. It reminds me a bit of those modern CG animations for very young kids (like True and the Rainbow Kingdom). But this one has some creepy twists!
https://vimeo.com/1186702261

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It's funny that the US government can issue an official statement including "fuckin'" and "bastards" but won't let characters use those words on network television?

Donnie Two Poops
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The movie, Life of Brian, was promoted in Sweden as “The film that is so funny that it was banned in Norway”.

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Nacho N*zi
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🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #ChrisHawkins
Thundercat:
🎵 Funny Friends (feat. A$AP Rocky)
#Thundercat
https://open.spotify.com/track/6l1AuMUnZWoEdWodKUM4Mc

heh, Kagi's April's Fool is actually funny: https://kagi.com

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ok this is funny that it happened on exactly that post but I'm honestly really really really appreciating that they're working on improving UX! can't wait to see what everyone comes up with!

The fact that ubuntu.com is down in the CopyFail times is a bit funny

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #AfternoonShow
Janet Jackson:
🎵 Funny How Time Flies (When You’re Having Fun)
#JanetJackson
https://ossammot.bandcamp.com/track/janet-jackson-funny-how-time-flies-flip
https://open.spotify.com/track/3Ru4nUidPRMnC8eBWM8DoQ

i find it funny they rushed J.D. Vance off stage first 😂

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It's kind of funny that 30 years later this pretty much hasn't changed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIrs_AGBIww

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