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So we have mini Aussie shepherd service dog (for gluten detection!) and that breed has a lot of funny quirks like when he acts submissive he is doing this “grin” which is sort of hilarious and scary at the same time

So am I getting this right? The guy who vibecoded an insecure, expensive, worse version of IFTTT with delusions of grandeur ("OpenClaw") is now claiming that he'll solve the problem of "prompt injections" at OpenAI?
My man, you are you out of your depth, it's not even funny.

Still funny.

"MIPS RISC-V Processors" kinda reads funny.
Anyway, MIPS is now a RISC-V company.
First patches appeared on the U-Boot mailing list.
https://mips.com/products/hardware/p8700/

P8700 CPU, Redefining High-Performance Compute Multi-Cores
Explore the capabilities of the MIPS P8700, bring your own accelerators and achieve high performance, low power and reduced latency.

"Wer betrügt, muss zahlen. Auch das ist gerecht" (Casten Linnemann, CDU - ur neune Grundsicherung).
Funny. Hat eigentlich auch Jens Spahn (CDU) schon gezahlt? 3,5 Milliarden Euro Schaden sollen dem Bund dadurch entstanden sein. Eine Verzehnfachung des Schadens von Andreas Scheuer (CSU) bei der PKW Maut (300 Millionen). Hat der schon gezahlt?
Ist nämlich wirklich sehr funny. Die Einsparung im Bürgergeld holt nur 20% dessen wieder rein, was der Scheuer damals veruntreut …

reminder that no matter how funny that translator may be, generative AI is still awful and immoral and Kagi kinda sucks balls too[1]. thank you for your attention
1. https://d-shoot.net/kagi.html

I guess this video is one of my official flops. But I still think it would be funny if AMD received a handful of respectful bug reports on this issue 😀
No FSR 4 on RDNA 2 or 3? Send a Bug Report!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PsjkpgMWI0

i know the .pub TLD is used for crypto bullshit but wouldn't it be really fucking funny if a bunch of pubs just registered domains on it

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on BBCRadio3's #JazzRecordRequests
Keith Jarrett Trio:
🎵 My Funny Valentine
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This will never not be funny. Dude almost got hulksmashed for reals. 🤣
#pranks #humor #funny

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funny how "was this article helpful? YES/NO" is often placed at the bottom of unhelpful pages

Extremely funny parody on the Pitt and JF Kennedy jr. , #SNL

Isn't it funny how weather can affect our emotions, even when it makes no logical sense?
Fog is rare in my desert home, but it is my favorite weather condition. No, I don't like smog. Fog.
I was contemplating why I was suddenly so joyful this morning and realized it was that I was driving through real, vision-obscuring fog. As a child, I loved to play pretend in the fog, imagining myself in the sky among the clouds. There are so many mythical and fantastical reasons one …

Pretty sure my best use of AI today was Claude being an excellent rubber duck. I started typing quite a long question and by the time I got to the end I had a hunch about how to debug and didn't need to press send. Funny how that works!

This shot is funny because if you zoom in you see #DanaSparks and #DavidHasselhoff wearing the exact same outfits they have on in 1x12 "The Reunion" :-D
Season 1 Episode 10 "The Cretin of the Shallows"

Is 7-6 as funny as 6-7?

It is funny to me to see the Daily Mail, essentially owned by a hereditary peer, use "nepo baby" to refer to someone with a famous actor parent.

It's Gänseliesel day in Göttingen! Freshly minted PhD graduate Johannes Hölken attended the official ceremony at the Aula, has been picked up by us and ferried to the Gänseliesel fountain in the city center, and is about to bring the goose girl on the top of the fountain some flowers. Meanwhile, other carts around us are also interesting to look at!
#IMPRS

It’s kinda funny that it’s right now, when the questionable practices of US platforms have become really evident to the wider public, that publicly funded European institutions decide to leave the Fediverse and to advertise precisely these platforms.

It’s kinda funny that it’s right now, when the questionable practices of US platforms have become really evident to the wider public, that publicly funded European institutions decide to leave the Fediverse and to advertise precisely these platforms.

It’s kinda funny that it’s right now, when the questionable practices of US platforms have become really evident to the wider public, that publicly funded European institutions decide to leave the Fediverse and to advertise precisely these platforms.

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#Mario #Nintendo #Funny

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I think that Kellogg’s latest batch of fiber-focused ads featuring Wm. Shatner as “Will Shat” would have earned them FCC fines as recently as the 90s.
But they are funny.

Okay, this must absolutely have been made with some kind of generative AI, but it's not pretending to be real, it's hella funny/deadly serious and just superb. (I especially love the tough walrus smoking a cigar while driving a fishing boat 😂 ) Kudos to the makers!

@… so much funny money floating around via VC that it makes sense why folks are trained to think this. It’s almost systemically set up to exploit devs that are people pleasers 😅 *hides*

'Tierische Begegnungen' #FotoVorschlag
'animal(ic) encounter'
I wasn't sure if I have a good or funny one to share with this topic. But I remembered visiting a wildlife park nearby at an autumn day.
It was a beautiful stroll through the park, watching the wildlife there when this situation came to be. Unplanned, just by pure luck.
And well.. I thin…

Funny bit is GOP is attacking him for things that apply more to Trump than him.
GOP, fearing tough fight for Texas Senate seat, paints Democrat as radical https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2026/03/14/james-talarico-texas-senate-gop-attacks/

Sam Altman says the Anthropic Super Bowl ads are funny but "dishonest", and Anthropic serves a "product to rich people" while OpenAI is committed to free access (Sam Altman/@sama)
https://x.com/sama/status/2019139174339928189

Sam Altman (@sama) on X
First, the good part of the Anthropic ads: they are funny, and I laughed. But I wonder why Anthropic would go for something so clearly dishonest. Our most important principle for ads says that we won’t do exactly this; we would obviously never run ads in the way Anthropic

This is funny.
DEC had a graphics terminal named GIGI, the General Imaging Generator and Interpreter.
https://randoc.wordpress.com/2018/04/08/digital-equipment-dec-vk100-gigi/
Now EA comes along, making a prototyping framework with that name...…

Digital Equipment (DEC) VK100 “GIGI”
The Digital Equipment VK100 or „GIGI“ (General Imaging Generator and Interpreter) seems to be one of DECs approaches of creating an “intelligent” graphics terminal that is capable of processing com…

RIP James Van Der Beek. He was a really good actor, so many roles, even after Dawson. And he was a damn good sport, too. Really funny dude. Fuck cancer, man.
https://youtu.be/YzHn8f9cFEw

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So farewell then, Scott Adams.
Dying of cancer isn't funny.
But it's funnier than Dilbert has been for 20 years.

Deponia is for free on Steam.
If you like point & click adventures...then you've probably already played it, but if not...you definitively SHOULD!
It's stupidly funny game.👍😂
If you like point & click, whole Daedalic repository is on sale on Steam.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/214

RE: https://social.linux.pizza/@apollo3zehn/116071464468849833
Still funny.

#totp I love it when the countdown reader tries to make a little funny sentence out of the title. Always dreadful.

I have written why local police, possibly SWAT, must engage, detain and arrest ice. The alternatives are all worse.
https://stuff.davidaugust.com/local-law-enforcements-challenge-uphold-the-law-even-against-the-feds/

Local Law Enforcement's Challenge: Uphold the Law, Even Against the Feds
in the absence of action, civilians will fill the void I do want to write something not so serious, maybe even funny, here soon. But today, I think the police have to do a very hard and necessary thing: defend Americans against their federal government. If any other group arrived

Just realised that I'm so far behind with processing my Zettelkasten inbox that the week numbering system I use is in danger of looping ... On the plus side that does mean I'm reading and writing again after what feels like too long.
Funny how you can sometimes feel "fine" but your executive function tells a different story, for me it shows up in unprocessed things (inbox, notes, photos, and laundry!)

#Google #Android Recorder telling me not to spy on people. Funny.

@… I know I know, tinfoil hat. Just a funny thought to me.

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I’m reading Civilization Before Greece and Rome, by H.W.F. Saggs. The old saw about how if history doesn’t repeat itself, it certainly rhymes, comes out quite clearly. Hittites, Assyrians, Babylonians, Egyptians and hosts of other kingdoms and tribes, were pulling all the same gags 3 and 4 and 5 thousand years ago that Putin and Trump and the rest are doing now, especially the bits about how god’s on their side. Plus ça change, plus c’est le même chose. It’d be funny, if it wasn’t depressing…

I really don't care if you find those big commercial LLM chatdroids 'useful', you are intentionally stealing from my friends, knowingly killing the planet, and deliberately condoning destroying lives, and therefore unfollowed as I do not wish to be an accomplice.
I'm just funny that way.

This will never not be funny... even after 15 years & 50M views. 🤣
▶️ 4 Chords | Music Videos | The Axis Of Awesome
https://youtube.com/watch?v=oOlDewpCfZQ&si=xWaXgE82UVizJuWZ

It’s really funny to watch a almost 15-year old Apple product intro and the specs for the computer are virtually the same as the specs for computers you can buy now
15-inch retina screen
512GB SSD
8GB RAM
USB3, MagSafe, HDMI, Thunderbolt, SD card slot
~$2,500 in 2012
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

After a recent *terrible* first attempt at using matrix as communication platform for our rather big measurement campaign in summer, I just tried selfhosting Mattermost, and boy is it a smoother experience. It's as if it was made for team collaboration, funny eh 😅
Also my first time trying out nixos-containers, very nice to encapsulate or group services together independently of your host NixOS.
#Matrix

Cultural differences in technology platforms are a funny thing.
On Twitter, you'd be venting and make some complaint ("I hate when the waffles are dry!") and you'd have to add a disclaimer ("yes, I know NOT ALL WAFFLES") to preempt the endless trolling and strawmanning.
Here on Mastodon, you're making the same complaint but have to add a disclaimer to preempt the problem solvers ("THIS IS NOT A REQUEST FOR HELP MAKING WAFFLES").

Many years ago I briefly had an Instagram account where I posted "funny" "drawings" and half the joke was that I can't actually draw worth shit. I'll post a few of the artworks once in a while for your "enjoyment"

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Growing up in the 80s, my mom was a board member of a 2nd-wave feminist bookshop in Atlanta, so I thought all bookstores were queer-friendly, feminist spaces
As the funny fad of the Internet started to take off, I naturally assumed — for literally months, in the early 90s — that "Amazon" was an online lesbian separatist bookstore in the vein of the Whole Earth Catalog.
In retrospect, my imagined reality was SO MUCH BETTER than what we wound up with

yes, i think it's funny that censorship started on tiktok when ownership was transferred from the “chinese ccp dictatorship” to an American business and all people noticed was that you could no longer criticize ICE or dicuss the Epstein files as you could before

Got my new iPhone. Love the replaceable battery.
(from https://old.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/1rhbefu/my_new_phone_has_arrived/)

Got my new iPhone. Love the replaceable battery.
(from https://old.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/1rhbefu/my_new_phone_has_arrived/)

Try this amazing prompt to get a funny self portrait:
Hire a local cartoonist and have them draw a picture based on your long standing relationship.

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It’s kind of funny when they put a “secret track” on a record because you can clearly see that there’s a secret track

#Gemini keeps being funny with TTS.
> Cilium relies on CO-RE (Compile Once – Run Everywhere)
read as "Colorado RE" 😂 - btw that's how again you see how US centric all this stuff is; CO could mean a ton of other things...
https://

Funny they are looking into 2020 but not 2024 where there are some definate oddities in the results for House Represenitive races vs national and state wide race results for that district.
FBI subpoenas election records in Arizona, expanding 2020 inquiry https://ground.news/article/fbi-subpoenas-election-records-in-arizona-expanding-2020-inquiry_77e5cd

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It's kind of funny that Trump thinks he controls Venezuela with almost no Americans on the ground, even not an embassy and with the original regime (except Maduro) in place. It is a fantasy. Also oil companies don't really want to invest. Even if they do, it will take many years to make it work.
#venezuela

I think I still don’t fully understand the intricacies of “taking the piss” and “taking the piss out of”, which is funny for a language that for a lot of other concepts has SIMPLE WORDS

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John Oliver 'funny' simply doesn't stand a chance against the power of Cookie Monster 'funny'. 🤣
▶️ John Oliver & Cookie Monster Out-Takes
https://youtube.com/watch?v=H916EVndP_A&feature=shared

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Harrison Ford is not a great extemporaneous speaker or conversationalist, at least not in straight audio. Listening to him on NPR Fresh Air and while what he says is informative, insightful, and sometimes funny, his pause-rich cadence and slightly mumbly tone is almost difficult to listen to. It’s an issue I’ve noticed previously…
Which is amazing, if you think about it a bit. He’s still acting and in that context his speaking is facile and enunciated.

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Cameras are funny computers.
This one has no TFTP upload or similar, so I'm dumping the firmware over the UART through U-Boot's md.b command.
It is terribly slow, but it works. 🙂

RE: https://hachyderm.io/@thomasfuchs/115922667546469698
It’s funny how some people try to twist this to say I’m wrong, just to fit their worldview

If it wasn't so serious, it would be enormously funny, how law enforcement in the US dress when coming to a school in Minneapolis, as if they are entering a warzone.
https://www.mprnews.org/story/2026/01/08/after-border-pa…

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In case anyone finds #JavaScript for #UEFI funny/weird...
https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=4694…

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Let's dig out some #computer #science #history again, such as how for loops and if-else came to be.
Funny enough how a good bunch of things came from German speakers. 🙂

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