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Funny, no one ever asked if the Nazis had the right to defend themselves.
#israel #genocide #ethnicCleansing #apartheid

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🎵 Funny Little Colors
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It is a funny coincidence that the electric nod to the original VW Bus is being used by Swapfiets, owned by Pon – whose namesake Ben Pon once 'invented' the iconic VW Transporter.

#EroticMusings Week 3 (June 15-21), Studio: Is your work in erotica integrated with your day-to-day life and work, or somewhat separate?
It's fully integrated, but I also have it easy. I work from home, so no strangers snooping. And I mostly write (and occasionally draw). When you enter the room, you see my set-up from the front or side, nothing to see there.
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Sooo... I was in town and this guy looked at me funny. I'm pretty sure he was planning something.
So I shot him dead.
What do you mean I was the aggressor? What do you mean 'murder is illegal, you striking first is not self defence?'
He was blatantly shifty.
^ THE ENTIRE WESTERN MEDIA TODAY

A happy Japanese pun from
https://www.reddit.com/r/golang/comments/1jyr6ci/transitioning_from_oop/mn5zgcd/
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Fun fact from Japan! We have a saying "郷に入っては郷に従え" (gō ni itte wa gō ni shitagae) which is our version of "when in Rome, do as the Romans do." Here "郷" (gō) means "village" or "hometown" - equivalent to "Rome" in the English proverb.
The funny part - in Japanese, "郷" (gō) sounds exactly like "Go"! So Go programmers here often joke: "Goに入ってはGoに従え" (Go ni itte wa Go ni shitagae) or "When in Go-land, follow Go's ways." A perfect bilingual pun that just works!

One of the funniest Brad Williams 'little people' bits EVER. 😜
▶️ I made John Stamos scream like a beach! Brad Williams #lol #funny #humor

Not one to follow trends, but this one I found funny: upload your headshot to #chatgpt and ask for a #Muppets style result. Very pleased with it 😆

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Calamus 32 What think you...
A funny gotcha of a poem: Whitman starts by suggesting he is going to write about battleships, or cities, or "splendors". But then he switches gears:
two simple men I saw to-day ... parting the parting of dear friends
And then goes into fully romantic
The one to remain hung on the other's neck, and passionately kissed him,
While the one to depart, tightly prest the one to remain in his arms.
Hot, right? A passionate kiss, a tight embrace, never wanting to let go.
Again I am astonished that a poem this gay would be published in 1860. Or that generations of bloodless scholars would sputter and say "they were just pals".

The Stanford Band couldn't be funny if it stepped on a banana peel.

So, this is why I love this place so much:
Person A makes a funny and interesting observation:
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John Johnston (@johnjohnston@social.ds106.us)
Attached: 1 image I met this snail this morning. I am wondering why its trail is ‘dotted’? Was it hopping;-)

btw https://github.com/jedisct1/yes-rs is vile and i think less of you if you send it to me because 'funny'

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Hehe #linux #windows11

An association has managed to ban access to some websites in my country and their blocking measures are so advanced that they can be overcome by using any free proxy.
Big companies believe that it is still possible to grab water with your bare hands.
Their innocence is as funny as that of a young child.
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"And what has it got us? You can now order any product made by stroking a pocket glass and have it next day or even quicker. What are you doing with all that time that is freed up?
Certainly not leisure. The average hours worked per week in developed countries has certainly dropped since the industrial revolution but remained roughly constant since 1980. Tracking all that work in Jira has not led to doing less of it."

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I bought Rosemary's Baby (eBook). I've always wondered 🤷‍♂️ I've never seen the movie either. The funny thing is, it came as a connection after browsing through the Beastie Boys Wikipedia page, following the path:
Beasty Boys -> Ad-Rock -> Molly Ringwald -> Tempest (1982 film) -> John Cassavetes (1929 - 1989) -> Rosemary's Baby (1968 film) -> Ira Levin (1929 - 2007).
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thin-skinned politicians remain incredibly funny to me

So they made a John Wick spin-off called Ballerina which is funny because the 🇩🇪 verb „ballern“ means wanton shooting. It’s like they made „John Wick - Slugfest“ but it is a movie about snails. https://mastodon.social/@deadline/114634654113051644

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Started reading this and it's already funny.
Apparently in 50bc years the hottest political topic in Roman Empire was a problem of refugees coming from northern regions.
https://www.thalia.de/shop/home/artikeldetails/A1052821267

Have been watching Your Friends and Neighbors on #AppleTVPlus . No masterpiece, and somehow fairly annoying, but still somehow I want to watch all of it. I often find myself fast-forwarding through boring bits, though.

Comedy.
Man, I hope this is a funny comedy and not a “touching” comedy 😑
#comedy #tvshows

Critics give @markhamillofficial.bsky.social two thumbs up for his BAFTA Awards wardrobe malfunction.
(taken from The Late Show With Stephen Colbert)
#StarWars #funny #markhamill

I find it so funny that Dell had a sweepstakes to promote their deals page but forgot to add RNG so everyone who entered won a prize until they shut it down after 2 days

Today's WuMo is so funny!🤣
https://wumo.com/wumo/2025/06/06

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Mein Lieblings-Schweighofer hat gerade das absolute Tabu gebrochen und auf Linkedin etwas negatives zu einer self promotion gesagt. so funny

I know its a bad picture, but I got a funny sticker at a conference today and had to share.

@… Funny that some people now think that it’s “all computer-generated.” The hyper-real, my ass ;-)

@… Funny that some people now think that it’s “all computer-generated.” The hyper-real, my ass ;-)

Me when a meme in German shows up in my timeline, then I proceed to fight the translator for a bit to actually get what it means, and finally laugh at the funny

It's ridic how much #f1 formula1.com media people love Albon. I play this game with myself for their Power Rankings article where I guess who they are going to rank and where after each race. My notes for Albon say he should be #2 but since f1.com people are in love with him, he will be ranked #1. Sure enough. And a whole 1 point higher than Piastri, ridiculous and funny.

A very funny piece...
Puccini – Gianni Schicchi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaT7V14A2vo

I didn't notice this in person but that's pretty funny https://www.sfgate.com/local/article/sf-street-signs-vandalized-allude-sex-work-20335773.php

#WritersCoffeeClub 5: Talk about something you’ve read that made you think, 'I wish I wrote that.'
Most anything of Sir Terry Pratchett, I have an immense admiration for his wit, his humour, his intelligence, and his writing. I'm not remotely funny, not in my opinion anyway, which makes me awestruck when I find someone who is.

there is something profoundly funny about how mainstream tech now talks about how #Linux-based handhelds are better at power management than #windows-based ones. what’s next? “use linux for better printer support!” or “sound is only reliable on Linux tbh”
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What a great reminder of what am amazingly funny person Akilah is.
Will There Ever Be Flying Cars? | Akilah Hughes Asks Hank Anything
Complexly https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUnR0szT4mg

I randomly checked out the Neuro-sama stream. At first, the two AI characters’ free-association banter felt legitimately creative and funny. But then Vedal (human) tried to get one of them to do something specific, and it repeatedly misunderstood the simple instructions, breaking the spell.
I guess that shows the strengths and weaknesses of LLMs today.
I post about AI way too much.

Anothet stolen meme #memes #humor #funny #jokes

If you haven’t watched Homestar Runner, please do. It is excellent and funny and something you will be unable to stop quoting please help i think i have a problem
http://www.homestarrunner.com

SORRY, BABY was moving and funny; some deadpan, awkward humor is always right up my alley. Excellent choice for a closing night film. #IFFBoston

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Apple doing AI doctor service is pretty funny.
https://www.techmeme.com/250330/p15#a250330p15

... it just occurred to me. It's hard to be a good writer without reading a lot, and this is kind of ignored in programming. Most programmers don't really spend a lot of time reading other people's code unless necessary.
(and it's kind of funny that LLMs are bad at code when they have read it all, or maybe because they *have* read it all, without a sense of taste.)

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This bit was more funny when MAGA didn't actually do EXACTLY what MadTV parodied back in 1998.
#humor #maga #trump #racism

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Calamus 16 Who is now reading this?
A funny little poem, omitted in later editions. On the surface it's a challenge to the reader and a chance for Whitman to establish himself as self-aware. Claiming his own flaws.
But the text drips with some latent queer meaning
as if I do not secretly love strangers!
(O tenderly, a long time, and never avow it ;)
A secret love that you can never avow? Hello! At least it's tenderly and a long time.
This seems as good a time as any to link Whitman's Boys, a good recent piece considering Whitman as a queer man and what that means to us in current times. It's a nice overview of some queer theory and is even-handed.

Apple doing AI doctor service is pretty funny.
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