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@YaleDivinitySchool@mstdn.social
2025-05-08 18:56:44

They've always had the best name and now they're the best team, too. Congratulations to the YDS soccer team the Paracleats, the newly crowned champions of the Yale grad schools IM soccer league! The Paracleats beat the School of Management 4-1 in Sunday's championship game following their 5-1 thrashing of Medicine in the semifinal.

A group of grad students in sports wear on a soccer field.
@stefan@gardenstate.social
2025-06-09 21:46:44

As men's USA soccer continues to call each other names I'm reminded why I only like women's soccer.
Also why previous Carly Lloyd statements have seemed out of tune with the rest of the sport.

@cowboys@darktundra.xyz
2025-06-07 04:19:28

Iowa boys soccer finals full of dramatics sportingnews.com/us/high-schoo

Iowa boys soccer finals full of dramatics
The final four games of the Iowa boys high school soccer season delivered on Friday with thrilling finishes

@UP8@mastodon.social
2025-06-07 00:10:27

🗃️ The Belgian lab shaping modern soccer’s data revolution
#soccer

The Belgian lab shaping modern soccer’s data revolution
A small corner of one of the world’s oldest universities has moved the sport forward, and made the argument for research institutions writ large

@larsfosdal@mastodon.social
2025-06-06 20:44:56

I didn't see this coming... and neither did the Italians.
#soccer #football

Graphics show that Norway beat Italy 3-0 in the world championship qualifying match at Ullevaal Stadium in Oslo, Norway.
@dariaphoebe@mindly.social
2025-05-07 12:41:14

Biscuit day! Bacon egg tea coffee. Soccer tonight, and maybe getting our car back from the shop finally! #TogetherBreakfast photos.app.goo.gl/YSbCjhkxPer1

@dariaphoebe@mindly.social
2025-05-05 13:15:27

Marie made Waffles! Egg bacon tea coffee. Weekend was a play, a soccer match, hiking and a rugby match! Tonight probably games. Waffle stack instead of plate pic today 😅 #TogetherBreakfast photos.app.goo.gl/KmsRtkq8fRL9

@copsewood@social.linux.pizza
2025-04-30 08:56:14

An inspiring and emotional heart-felt and very personal testimony, beautifully written by Allison Becker, Liverpool and Brazil goal keeper.
You'll never walk alone.
theplayerstribune.com/alisson-

When You Walk Through a Storm by Alisson Becker | The Players’ Tribune
Four years ago, Alisson Becker lost his father. He pens this letter to his family — at home and at Liverpool F.C.: “I know that a part of my Dad is still here with us, too.”

@stefan@gardenstate.social
2025-05-29 13:06:13

Which women's soccer players would be the best on survivor?
so far I've thought of
- Tobin Heath
- Kelley O'Hara
#nwsl #USWNT

@3sframe@social.linux.pizza
2025-03-26 12:59:20
Content warning: SignalGate Satire - US Pol - US Politics

Heheh

A fake chat log depicting what "could" but certainly isn't in the SignalGate group chat. Messages are as followed: Marco Rubio: Shld we withdraw from UN? JD Vance: lol yes JD Vance: hey who changed my pic Kristi Noem: Just sent a youth soccer team to Gitmo JD Vance: nice (new unflattering meme picture of JD Vance as his profile picture) JD Vance: guys who's doing that (Picture gets bigger next to his name) JD Vance: It's getting bigger
@deprogrammaticaipsum@mas.to
2025-03-11 19:34:03

"Many professions can be recognized through dress codes. Doctors and nurses wear aprons. Police officers wear uniforms. Tennis players in Wimbledon must dress in white. Astronauts wear space suits. Dominatrices wear black latex catsuits. The Swiss Guard in the Vatican wears the same outfit since the 16th century. Soccer players have matching kits. Wolverine fights evil in yellow spandex. Software developers wear the t-shirts they got for free at the last conference."
deprogrammaticaipsum.com/tenue