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I'm not crying you're crying. And I'm not even a Swiftie. 😅
▶️ Taylor Swift Ambushes (Surprises) Fans for 13 Minutes
https://youtube.com/watch?v=LhYSBiAD674&si=UcqHq4BlQzoud77n

So there's this new "#eDoręczenia" (~ "eDelivery") system that's supposed to replace the previous "ePUAP" system for exchanging signed messages between citizens and offices. I've finally had the opportunity of testing it today, and I have to say, it's magic.
So I wrote the message, attached the ~300 KiB attachment and clicked "Send". Now a status bar appeared on top, saying (in translation):
> Sending message, it can take up to 20 minutes!
Roughly two minutes later the status bar disappeared and I got a blank new message form. So I go into "sent", nothing there. I go into "drafts", there's my message, apparently listed with "delivery data". I click it, click "send" again — the same bar appears, but after a few seconds I'm back to the list. I click "sent", it's finally sent. Magic!
#Poland

I had ONE meeting that required my physical presence at work today.
That one meeting got cancelled 10 minutes after I got to work.
I could be at home right now being x2 productive in my pajamas with coffee that doesn't suck.
Me:

Let’s play, “Is that sound my robot vacuum or an axe murderer?”
I’ll let you know in a few minutes.

copenhagen: Copenhagen Networks Study
A network of social interactions among university students within the Copenhagen Networks Study, over a period of four weeks, sampled every 5 minutes. Interactions include physical proximity (undirected), phone calls (directed, weighted), text messages (directed), and information about Facebook friendships (undirected). Nodes include some metadata, including gender.
This network has 568 nodes and 24333 edges.
Tags: Social, Offline, Unwe…

I've almost certainly got frozen shoulder (adhesive capsulitis) so my GP sent me for an X-ray to rule out anything more serious. I went to West Middlesex University Hospital this morning, to their walk-in clinical imaging dept. There were about 21 people ahead of me. I was warned it might be an hour's wait. They actually saw me around 25 minutes later.
Thanks NHS!

How we decreased #GitLab repo backup times from 48 hours to 41 minutes
https://about.gitlab.com/blog/2025/06/05/how-we-decr…

I believe I have managed to prove my ID in order to comply with the new laws that say I have to prove my ID to own the business I own that I'm sure already asked me to prove my ID when I registered it.
First we tried the on-web version, but that apparently relies upon the corporates having managed to profile and track me, because it told me they had no questions upon which to base identification. Good I guess? My avoid-tracking systems must be working at least a bit?
Next we tried the android app, but apparently the phone I tried that with is too old and the app won't install.
So next option is turning up at a post office with a printed letter. I don't own a printer though, so had to have them post that to me.
Took the letter and a driving licence up to the post office today and "It's not going through" they said, pointing to a stalled progress bar on an android app on a tablet.
Um. Okay. So?
Just wait longer apparently. About ten minutes and it finally proceeded and the post office man took a photograph of me after asking me to disrobe of my robe, strip down to a teeshirt and jeans.
Not sure in what sense this has proven my ID any more than it was already proven to get the driving licence or company registration in the first place?
Apparently I now have government logins for "One Login" and for "government gateway" and they are not the same thing? But sort of are the same thing?
Can't say I really understand it. Expect they'll introduce a third government login when they do these Digital ID cards they're talking about.
God knows how I'm supposed to know which to use when the company tax records need updating in a few months.
#id #government #oneLogin

Good morning from Harlem
#Photography #GoodMorning #Sunrise #NYC

Tous les jours, cette belle connerie se révèle davantage.
https://ici.radio-canada.ca/nouvelle/2171843/pont-tunnel-quebec-transport-deplacement

Une 3e lien pour économiser 2 minutes et 18 secondes
Deux minutes et 18 secondes : voilà l’économie de temps que feraient en moyenne les milliers d’automobilistes avec le corridor retenu.

Under Randy Clarke, WMATA has cut the end-to-end travel time on the Metro Red Line by 8 minutes. This is a 68 minute trip, so it's a gain in efficiency of over 10% on top of faster trips for riders.
This is a combination of automated train operation (with doors closing sooner), raising the speed limit back to the original design of 75 mph, and I imagine other fixes.

WMATA | Metro to launch Automatic Train Operation on the Blue, Orange, and Silver lines on June 15
Metro news and service information for the Washington, DC, Maryland, and Virginia region.

Automated All-RF Tuning for Spin Qubit Readout and Control
Cornelius Carlsson, Jaime Saez-Mollejo, Federico Fedele, Stefano Calcaterra, Daniel Chrastina, Giovanni Isella, Georgios Katsaros, Natalia Ares
https://arxiv.org/abs/2506.10834

Automated All-RF Tuning for Spin Qubit Readout and Control
Efficient tuning of spin qubits remains a major bottleneck in scaling semiconductor quantum dot-based quantum processors. A key challenge is the rapid identification of gate voltage regimes suitable for qubit initialisation, control, and readout. Here, we leverage radio-frequency charge sensing to automate spin qubit tuning, achieving a median tuning time of approximately 15 minutes. In a single continuous run, our routine identifies spin qubits at 12 distinct charge transitions in under 17 hou…

Stupid people on bluesky not understanding the difference between a joke and a serious post are a great opportunity to test the remote blocking thing through the bridge.
(minutes later)
What do you know? It does work. :)

Series B, Episode 06 - Trial
VILA: Killing them?
ORAC: Correct. And replacing the energy thus expended by eating them.
JENNA: There's still forty-five minutes before that homing beacon activates.
AVON: Blake hasn't got that long.
https://blake.torpidity.net/m/206/359

Blakes7Bot | Search
Companion site to the Blakes7Bot Twitter, Mastodon, and Bluesky accounts. Automated lines of Blakes 7 dialog. Includes a script search facility.

Great video by @… on what it will take for Europe to achieve strategic autonomy in the areas of military power, energy sources, and IT. Highly recommended watch (25 minutes). https://www.youtube.c…

Me: I want to make a bacon, egg, and cheese sandwich but I don’t have any mayonnaise.
Literally two minutes later, I have made some excellent mayo. People should make more mayo at home. Kenji’s method is practically fool proof.
https://www.seriouseats.com/two-minute-mayonnaise

Two-Minute Mayonnaise Recipe
Using an immersion blender, you end up with a cup full of creamy, perfectly emulsified, real-deal, better-than-anything-you-can-buy mayonnaise.

Now this was a nice loop around the #chiemsee! 😊
#cycling #mountainbiking #mtb

My opinion in five seconds: I want the old internet back! 😭

Excited to try Apple’s new Containerization stuff when I have a few minutes to experiment with stuff that’s not due 3 months ago.
Maybe I can get rid of Docker (and Colima etc.)…
The minimalist approach is super interesting (static, no libc even). They claim you can launch a container and have a shell in “a few hundred milliseconds” and I definitely remember waiting longer than that for `ruby` to start, back when I was doing a lot of Vagrant work.

Mazinkhaos – First Alert 01: Simulation Case
#ambient

During the last week in May, the leading topic on the 5Calls app was opposition to a provision of the House budget bill restraining judges’ ability to enforce contempt sanctions (17,600 calls).
The rest of the Top 5 topics were slashing Medicare and Medicaid (13,658 calls);
cuttinggender-affirming care (7,697 calls);
attacks on so-called “woke” universities (7,319 calls);
and other “harmful provisions” in the megabill (7,142 calls).
The issues change slightly e…

5 Calls
Spend 5 minutes. Make 5 calls. Make your voice heard.

Merci Š l'équipe radio du Radio-Canada Š Toronto pour cette infopub de 10 minutes sur Apple. Heureusement les journalistes économiques de nos médias publiques sont lŠ pour nous faire comprendre l'intérêt de soutenir les grandes entreprises.

Prominent lawyers join press freedom fight to thwart Paramount settlement with Trump
https://www.latimes.com/entertainment-arts/business/story/2025-06-06/freedom-press-abbe-lowell-norm-eisen-bre…

Press group adds high-powered attorneys in fight against Paramount
Prominent attorneys Abbe Lowell and Norm Eisen joined the Freedom of the Press Foundation's campaign to thwart efforts by Paramount to reach a settlement with President Trump over his "60 Minutes" lawsuit.

Blippo . I have experienced this for only ten minutes and if that’s all there is I’m already delighted. What a little weird wonder.

El gato grita de emoción por los juegos del direct uwu
https://infosec.exchange/@catsalad/114268683343347000

Watched the first 45 minutes of the Gran Turismo movie on Netflix. If you imagined it mostly consisted of people dramatically delivering variations on "this is real life, this is not a game", you would be correct.

Weird Signals from Space Are ‘Unlike Any Known Galactic Object’ https://www.404media.co/weird-signals-from-space-are-unlike-any-known-galactic-object/

Pretty sure leaf blower guy is just standing there disassociating and blowing over the same spot for the last five minutes. I get it dude, but maybe just take you finger off the trigger.

Good morning from Harlem
#Photography #GoodMorning #Sunrise #NYC

Okay, I have my page on Codeberg as a guide on how to install Chimera Linux. That helps a lot (and it works 😄)
But 28 minutes for an install, everything updated, services started, some bells and whistles and a running terminal in a labwc session is still pretty good.
Off to the races!
Cc @…
#ChimeraLinux

La saga de la police valaisanne continue. La nouvelle version est que les gens du voyage aurait bloqué l’autoroute et la police aurait dû gérer. Alors qu’on m’explique comment la police valaisanne arrive Š mobiliser des centaines de policiers en quelques minutes quand-même elle n’arrive pas en catastrophe naturelle.

#TheAmericanFascist made a post threatening annexation approximately 1hr 40min after the King of Canada left Ottawa. (Possibly within minutes of the King leaving Canadian airspace)
So that worked well.
#canpoli #usa #canada #cdnpoli #never51