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@wyri@toot-toot.wyrihaxim.us
2025-10-18 20:46:29

Got to love #Grammarly going: hey dude you're missing a #comma after #Hell

@aardrian@toot.cafe
2025-12-20 00:01:55

If I’m Isiah Thomas I’m reading that contract much more carefully now.

Headline from HoopsHype: “Isiah Thomas will appear as guest analist on NBC Sports,” but ‘analyst’ is spelled A N A L I S T.
@matths@toot.community
2025-12-19 14:58:33

I've got it! The GCode for the spiral now fits, and the result is impressive. #extrusionRate #3dprinting #halftone

Photo of my 3d printers hotbed plate with the final print of a halftone spiral black on white showing my profile picture.
@joe@toot.works
2025-12-19 21:42:03

I don't think that I've ever seen something like this before. A line to load a webpage?
#Epstein #DOJ #EpsteinFiles

@kuba@toot.kuba-orlik.name
2025-10-19 18:43:53

Stawiam nową instancję mastodona Ansiblem... powoli żegnam yunohost 👋

@wyri@toot-toot.wyrihaxim.us
2025-11-20 07:51:45

Happy #PHP 8.5 release day! Keep in mind that the first 8.5.0 #Docker/#OCI images will show up in 8 hours till a couple of days after the release.
P.S. Mine are updated till the latest RC and will swap in the final with no tag changes:

@aardrian@toot.cafe
2025-10-20 11:30:50

There is a non-zero chance these dumbasses will accidentally kill themselves, triggering all sorts of assassination disinformation.
“Artillery shrapnel hits vehicles on California highway during Marines celebration”
bbc.com/news/articles/c051p398
This wa…

The event, celebrating the Marines' 250th birthday, was attended by Vice President JD Vance, and included live munitions being fired. The California Highway Patrol said one "detonated overhead prematurely" and struck two vehicles that were part of Vance's protective detail.
@joe@toot.works
2025-12-19 20:52:11

This is amusing. I wonder if the free PlayStations, live fish, and Kosher wine were worth it.
#Anthropic #RedTeam #AI

@wyri@toot-toot.wyrihaxim.us
2025-11-18 20:51:46

Attempting to get some PR's for @… out, can't even rebase right now:
#git #github

@matths@toot.community
2025-10-19 15:46:55

Finally #3dprinting again. Had some hotend nozzle clogging and learned about different methods to overcome that. Turns out 'cold pull' is best. Now only 2.5 more hours to go. ;)

Picture of a Bambulab A1 mini 3d printer, printing a basket with beige brown PLA, only 20% of the model printed, yet, but result looks good so far.
@aardrian@toot.cafe
2025-12-18 18:44:53

I haven’t tuned into CBS since its morning news promoted that interview (and Weiss) last week. This latest announcement validates my decision.
“CBS News launches town hall series featuring JD Vance following Bari Weiss’ ratings flop”
indep…

@pimterry@toot.cafe
2025-11-18 13:29:52

These AWS & Cloudflare mega-outages are honestly embarrassing as an industry. Eugh. What are we doing???
We have so many tools & processes for ensuring reliability, but somehow two vendors can each single-handledly wipe everything out anytime.

@makeratschool@kanoa.de
2025-12-19 08:18:33

Update: Phanpy is NOT supporting the official Mastodon quoted posts at the moment. They are still using their own implementation, means quotes are only shown in Phanpy and for example when using Moshidon as a client.
[When you click the little rocket under a toot a dialog pops up, asking whether you will "boost" or "quote" the toot. In this toot I have chosen "quote"]
(and I don't know if this will work 😄)

@callunavulgaris@mastodon.scot
2025-12-18 14:36:06

Goodness, even then a pregnant monarch had to be hidden away.
@… toot.wales/@HannahHowe/1157410

@bourgwick@heads.social
2025-10-19 15:20:05

a feature that i wish was built into mastodon from the start & hope it eventually comes to heads.social. feel like being able to communicate only with people on your local server is one of the missing pieces in actually making local servers work. (i'd certainly be more apt to live-toot live shows/streams if i knew the readers were specifically the heads server.)

@aardrian@toot.cafe
2025-11-20 15:24:58

Trans Day of Remembrance, with info from Quinn:
hachyderm.io/@quintessence/115
A4TE highlights 58 who’ve died this year:

@joe@toot.works
2025-11-18 23:19:54

It sounds like #Oracle took on a whole bunch of debt to build data centers for #OpenAI. It makes sense that the company's value would dip based on that but $15bn more than the full contract value is significant.
"Since September 10, when Oracle announced a $300bn deal with the chatbot maker, its stock has shed $315bn* in market value"
ft.com/content/064bbca0-1cb2-4

@pixelcode@social.tchncs.de
2025-11-18 18:07:49

RE: #DoctorWho

@LaChasseuse@mastodon.scot
2025-11-18 23:04:44

RE: toot.fedilab.app/@apps/1155727
WOW 👀

@wyri@toot-toot.wyrihaxim.us
2025-11-18 21:36:47

Only took 50 minutes to fetch 🎉

@aardrian@toot.cafe
2025-11-19 16:26:45

I added 3 more pre-order options:
adrianroselli.com/2025/11/pre-
If you have other suggestions, please share so I can update it. I tend to prefer non-Amazon options.
I also linked The S…

@matths@toot.community
2025-11-20 17:06:27

I'm torn as to whether this is a good part of the job, but today I once again ran into a limitation of Safari and thus also Chrome on the iPhone. After quite some time, I discovered the cause. Tomorrow I'll work on the workaround. #webdev #safari

@joe@toot.works
2025-11-19 13:17:15

I got an email overnight for saying that #Workday has purchased #Pipedream.
"It’s a big day here at Pipedream – we’ve entered into a definitive agreement to be acquired by Workday, the enterprise AI platform for managing people, money, and agents."

@wyri@toot-toot.wyrihaxim.us
2025-12-18 19:31:19

@… For @… youtube.com/watch?v=kTEEcxwBOMg

@aardrian@toot.cafe
2025-10-20 12:38:59

If you saw my tees at #a11yTOConf and wondered where you could squander money on them…
The POURP shirt:
aardrian.threadless.com/design

@joe@toot.works
2025-10-19 18:58:01

It is a good weekend to visit Holy Hill.
#Wisconsin #Autumn

@kuba@toot.kuba-orlik.name
2025-11-16 08:59:42

Na stronie CBA podstrona „Kontrole” jest wciąż w budowie, ale mają już podstronę o Archaniele Gabrielu
cba.gov.pl/pl/o-nas/patron-arc

Screenshot ze strony. Grafika przedstawiająca atrybuty i symbole Archanioła Gabriela
@wyri@toot-toot.wyrihaxim.us
2025-12-18 18:30:06

@… nog even wachten!

@joe@toot.works
2025-12-18 19:22:45

I just realized that the iPad that I keep on my desk while I work automagically becomes an additional screen for some reason? I was trying to fix some code when I noticed that the mouse cursor ended up there.
#MacOS #iPadOS

@wyri@toot-toot.wyrihaxim.us
2025-10-18 20:46:28

Fucking hell, I hate leaking tests with timing issues and race conditions all over the place. And yet somehow it works 🤯

@aardrian@toot.cafe
2025-12-18 21:43:28

Congratulations President Kennedy… long into the future!

@pimterry@toot.cafe
2025-10-15 18:24:53

Node v25 is here!
github.com/nodejs/node/release

@aardrian@toot.cafe
2025-12-19 21:41:11

Not-really-hot take:
Thinking `<button role="link">` is ever acceptable in place of `<a href>` is dogmatic transubstantiation belief nonsense.
Does not…
• fire on Space;
• show URL in status bar;
• have right-click options;
• etc.
It is never meat. Er, I mean, a link.

@aardrian@toot.cafe
2025-11-20 04:49:34

Many digital accessibility practitioners are used to searching for stuff about NVDA and getting results for Nvidia instead, but today I see Nvidia’s earnings tending and I glance at it and think, “Whoah, when did NV Access get such a big donation?”

@kuba@toot.kuba-orlik.name
2025-12-17 15:16:54

Rzadki okaz! NIK zrobiła kontrolę i wszystko było ok 🥰
> Regionalna Dyrekcja Ochrony Środowiska w Katowicach prawidłowo i rzetelnie przeprowadziła postępowanie dotyczące oceny oddziaływania na środowisko przy planowanej budowie odcinka 1 drogi ekspresowej S11 w powiecie lublinieckim — wynika z ustaleń kontroli NIK.

@aardrian@toot.cafe
2025-11-18 21:35:00

My favorite thing about infinite scroll is when your connection hiccups and nothing else will load so you have to reload the entire page and scroll a dozen times just to get to where you were so you can start the fuck over and hope your connection doesn’t hiccup again.

@joe@toot.works
2025-12-19 00:40:43

Some sort of nonsense is popping off at bayshore

@aardrian@toot.cafe
2025-11-18 18:19:44

Me logging a 2.1.1 failure because I’m typing on the wrong keyboard (for the other machine).
I need a nap.

@matths@toot.community
2025-11-18 16:19:45

Today I had this brilliant idea for a domain name. I'm surprised that no one else has thought of it yet and that the domain was still available: cloudflare.com #joking

@joe@toot.works
2025-12-19 17:34:27

Wow! I just received a report from another mastodon instance for violating that instance's rule against "Profiting/benefiting from the destruction of the planet and society." That's a little extreme. :blobcatgiggle:

@wyri@toot-toot.wyrihaxim.us
2025-10-17 13:39:47

The good old days of #Jenkins and #Travis #CI:

@joe@toot.works
2025-12-19 15:07:51

Protests are now called "Expressive Activities", apparently.

@matths@toot.community
2025-11-18 16:19:45

Today I had this brilliant idea for a domain name. I'm surprised that no one else has thought of it yet and that the domain was still available: cloudflare.com #joking

@joe@toot.works
2025-11-19 13:51:26

I have been following this guy's videos for a very long time (since 2018?). When he started, he was posting videos five times per week. I'm glad to see that he's back to the daily cadence.
youtu.be/IpRkgoJOBd0?si=7ELngK

@joe@toot.works
2025-11-19 13:36:59

I woke up this morning and saw positive news from the Department of Education. It wasn't the news I've been hoping for since June but still positive.

@wyri@toot-toot.wyrihaxim.us
2025-11-18 12:40:01

@… @… @… @…

@joe@toot.works
2025-11-19 00:44:52

It's cold, dark, and rainy outside (also known as Wisconsin in November)

@aardrian@toot.cafe
2025-12-17 22:08:18

I guess we can look forward to physical fitness tests for marriage in the US.
bsky.app/profile/jaywillis.net
I expect the straight, white, and employed checks will come in other channels.

@wyri@toot-toot.wyrihaxim.us
2025-11-17 21:27:02

@… Oof, and if you ask those, they probably give you some weird reason about covering their asses. That's lame tho, well yeet everything over the VPN I guess

@joe@toot.works
2025-11-18 20:47:23

needs more tea.

@aardrian@toot.cafe
2025-11-18 02:18:48

bsky.app/profile/kenwhite.bsky

@wyri@toot-toot.wyrihaxim.us
2025-11-17 20:09:55

@… Can't you have your landlord disable it as well?

@joe@toot.works
2025-11-18 20:04:03

I like to take a 5min scroll through LinkedIn over lunch and I noticed something about "the rise of Yemeni coffee shops in the Milwaukee area", today. A little light searching lead me to Haraz. I'm going to need to visit them sometime soon.

@joe@toot.works
2025-11-18 19:26:55

When my two dogs are scared of something, the bigger one hides behind the toilet in the bathroom and the smaller one barks at the danger. 🤷‍♂️

@joe@toot.works
2025-11-19 16:25:48

I just saw that the Goo Goo Dolls did a tiny desk concert. 🤨

@aardrian@toot.cafe
2025-10-16 13:13:09

Kicking off #a11yTOConf / #a11yTO day one with an impressive television display in the CBC atrium.
This year’s host is the puppet!

A 10 atory atrium with a stage backed up to a green wall of elevators, surrounded with trusses and framing holding around 60 televisions of assorted sizes and orientations, loosely collected around a main presentation screen.
On the main screen is a puppet of a white man in a shirt and tie being very excited.
@joe@toot.works
2025-10-20 13:37:11

I saw the photos online of "flaming space debris" on a remote road in Australia. I'm not sure that I would get close enough to take a photograph. I've seen too many science fiction movies that start that way.

@joe@toot.works
2025-09-20 00:36:34

I got 18 miles in on the Oakleaf trail, this evening. I made it up to Mequon and back again but I spent a solid 40 minutes biking in the dark.

@wyri@toot-toot.wyrihaxim.us
2025-11-20 12:34:33

#AI with its #LLMs is cool and all, but what is this supposed to be #LLMBros?
#LLM

@aardrian@toot.cafe
2025-10-17 03:12:14

It’s a few days early for Torontohenge, but it was still pretty sweet.

Selfie of me pointing at the sun as it's setting almost down the center of Toronto city Street.
@aardrian@toot.cafe
2025-10-16 19:45:11

Holy shit, it’s @… !
You might remember him from such hits as co-founding evolt•org at the end of the last century. Or perhaps for tracking Ontario and Toronto history. Or maybe the Doomsday Algorithm. Or possibly tracking Torontohenge.

Two old white guys, one with a shaved head and beard in a green mask, the other with short white hair and beard in a white mask, posing for a photo as I snapped a selfie.
@aardrian@toot.cafe
2025-12-18 15:13:23

Frankly, I’ve been quiet on this because I wanted to see if Firefox would offer a single ‘fuck off fake-AI’ button.
mastodon.social/@firefoxwebdev
That said, I still don’t see a clear message on disabling ad blockers. But I also haven’t …

@joe@toot.works
2025-12-18 04:29:10

What! I kind of want one. 🤔
#BreachPen #LPL #Thermite

@aardrian@toot.cafe
2025-12-17 20:39:15

So ‘mistletoe’ comes from the Anglo-Saxon words for ‘shit stick’?
npr.org/2025/12/17/nx-s1-56410

@wyri@toot-toot.wyrihaxim.us
2025-12-16 20:21:13

@… @… yes, for the same price as their smallest hosted Linux runner

@aardrian@toot.cafe
2025-11-18 17:39:29

I would once again like to impress on you as developers, testers, and “experts” that VoiceOver does not behave the same as VoiceOver.
adrianroselli.com/2025/02/whic
If you tell me a ‘thing’ works in VoiceOver, don’t be surprised when I sigh.

@wyri@toot-toot.wyrihaxim.us
2025-11-16 21:58:18

@… done bags 2 and up a few weeks ago, about to find out now

@joe@toot.works
2025-12-18 17:35:34

Cool! I got it to last a full 24-hour cycle!
#TimeLapse #Snow

@wyri@toot-toot.wyrihaxim.us
2025-10-17 14:24:19

@… `sed` is `sad` about that

@joe@toot.works
2025-10-18 16:16:59

People are steadily rolling in down at Cathedral Square Park. #Milwaukee #NoKings

@joe@toot.works
2025-11-17 17:54:12

She looks a lot less like Wilford Brimley now that her hair is trimmed.
#Dogs #Dogstodon

@aardrian@toot.cafe
2025-10-16 18:19:09

I'm thrilled people are discovering the HTML `<output>` element:
denodell.com/blog/html-best-ke

@joe@toot.works
2025-11-18 02:40:56

The Marcus Mystery Movie for this week ended up being the new Sisu 2. That was pretty good.
#Sisu #Movie

@joe@toot.works
2025-11-17 18:10:45

That's neat.
#Fuggerei #SocialHousing

@aardrian@toot.cafe
2025-12-16 16:44:33

Oh goody, a LinkedIn connection request with a message!
Let’s break this down:
> …vc backed…
Focused on quarterly profits / RoI instead of outcomes.
> …invite-only…
NDAs and other gag agreements.
> …openAI browser…
Chromium that begs authors for ARIA to parse content.
> …seeing promising results…
Which aren’t genuine results.
> …goal is 100% WCAG testing…
Ah, snake oil.
> …with high capture rates.
Sales…

Hey Adrian, We're a new vc backed accessibility company automating the testing process using invite-only openAI browser technology, and are seeing promising results. Our goal is 100% WCAG testing with high capture rates. Would love to tell you more if this sounds interesting!
@joe@toot.works
2025-11-18 13:19:17

The #cloudflare outage is throwing off my morning routine.

@wyri@toot-toot.wyrihaxim.us
2025-10-15 21:24:49

@… Cool, much appreciated! I also fully get it that this has to carefully be considered with regards to balance

@joe@toot.works
2025-10-18 16:26:13

There's a nice crowd here for #NoKings
kubrick.htvapps.com/htv-prod/i:*

@wyri@toot-toot.wyrihaxim.us
2025-10-15 20:30:41

@… Ow yeah namespaces are the big one for 5.3 for me, 5.3 is the milestone all of modern PHP is build on <3!

@aardrian@toot.cafe
2025-10-16 15:23:41

“Pastry charts — you know, donut and pie charts.”
— Doug Schepers (@…) at #a11yTO / #a11yTOConf

@joe@toot.works
2025-12-17 20:52:25

I like that @… works on my laptop and on my iPad (it is a great app) but I wish it worked on my #Android phone.

@wyri@toot-toot.wyrihaxim.us
2025-10-15 18:58:53

@… wait we didn't have interface until 5.3? How do I not remember that!!! 😱🤯

@aardrian@toot.cafe
2025-12-17 15:49:43

I just checked my CD player to see if it had a ‘year in review’ feature and then I remembered I bought it before the turn of the century and the only reason the lid stays closed is because I balance a book on it.
I guess I could go by the CDs piled next to it.

@aardrian@toot.cafe
2025-12-17 15:17:32

The Nu HTML Checker has gotten a bunch of updates to validate ARIA. Try it:
validator.w3.org/nu/
Or run it locally:
validator.github…

@aardrian@toot.cafe
2025-11-17 14:11:16

Promoting the book meant I had to log into LinkedIn.
So now’s a good time to note that I log in rarely and I only connect with folks I’ve met IRL and / or worked with directly.
It seems unfair to connect with anybody without actually knowing them (or logging in but monthly).
But I also don’t use LinkedIn.

@joe@toot.works
2025-10-16 22:13:30

That is interesting.
#Amazon #Kindle #DRM

@aardrian@toot.cafe
2025-11-15 22:00:49

Hey.
Pre-order “Digital Accessibility Ethics”:
adrianroselli.com/2025/11/pre-
Or wait until it comes out if you have to. I’m not your dad / boss / spaghetti monster.

@joe@toot.works
2025-11-17 14:52:17

That's good to hear.
"After a legal fight with the Trump administration, Wisconsin is awarding $14 million in federally-funded grants to build electric vehicle fast-charging stations at 26 businesses across the state."
#Wisconsin #EV #Transportation

@joe@toot.works
2025-12-18 01:34:24

I got to the treadmill, put in the new earbuds, and heard "Welcome to the Gym. It is 7:25pm on December 17th." followed immediately by music.youtube.com/watch?v=PNif. 🤨

@aardrian@toot.cafe
2025-11-15 15:57:15

Ana Tudor rolling into the comments with corrections and useful #CSS values context (trousers!):
css-tricks.com/headings-semant

@joe@toot.works
2025-11-18 15:57:58

Last week, I saw Eternity and this morning, I see that it doesn't come out in Theaters until Dec 4. Nice.

@joe@toot.works
2025-10-18 14:49:19

I saw this halloween decoration while walking the dog, last night. I approve. 💀

@aardrian@toot.cafe
2025-11-14 21:15:53

“Dungeons _and_ dragons, in _this_ economy?”
Reminded of this quip when someone boosted this early-COVID-era 2020 thread from one D&D session where our riffing was maybe more fun than the game:
toot.cafe/@aardrian/1047246454

@joe@toot.works
2025-12-17 17:08:25

I would pitch in $50 to put up that statue. 😆
#JeffersonDavis #PTBarnum

@aardrian@toot.cafe
2025-12-16 14:43:10

When did LinkedIn change its “Sign in” button to “Access account”?
And who thought that was a good idea?
Never use a short, simple, common phrase when a long one that makes everyone roll their eyes will do, I guess.

@joe@toot.works
2025-11-16 02:49:10

Big crowd here, tonight. #Jinjer #TheRave #Milwaukee

@joe@toot.works
2025-10-16 20:14:44

Can we start funding things in #Wisconsin again, now?
State ends fiscal year with $4.6 billion surplus, governor announces
wbay.com/2025/10/15/state-ends

@joe@toot.works
2025-11-16 16:44:26

I really hope that the Democrats learn from their previous issues and run somebody less conservative for president, next time. (Assuming that there is a next time.)
#Politics #USPolitics #USPol

@joe@toot.works
2025-11-16 16:42:03

I'm trying out a new health app to try to replace Fitbit. The Fitbit app doesn't really do anything for me and costs $100 per year. I can get my smart scale and my blood pressure cuff to pipe data into the new app. I also bought a smart ring to pump data into it. I like this, so far.
#Health #Metrics #Fitness

@joe@toot.works
2025-10-16 19:33:38

RIP Susan Stamberg 😥
#NPR