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@detondev@social.linux.pizza
2026-03-05 00:00:17

Have a happy day

“Black woman selling gas filled “have a happy day” balloons on a Chicago South Side street…”  (1973–4) by John H. White, from Documerica.
Source: U.S. National Archives
inside of persons mouth teeth gums
@happy_ly@social.luca.run
2026-02-05 08:34:33

Wir möchten doch jetzt bitte endlich aufstehen und Sport machen, so wie wir es uns vorgenommen haben und wie es im Kalender steht. Weil wir uns danach großartig fühlen werden. Gesund und sportlich und so als hätten wir unser Leben komplett im Griff.

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-02-05 12:08:52

Did you know you can just make clothes for cats?
(Just look how happy they are!)

Photo of a cat loafing on a bed while wearing a white crocheted/knitted hat.
@migueldeicaza@mastodon.social
2025-12-28 15:14:11

Happy Scale now uses the new Liquid Glass design!
One of my daily apps :-)
apps.apple.com/us/app/happy-sc

@teledyn@mstdn.ca
2026-02-02 22:17:19

Happy First Tuesday in February #MisconceptionsDay tomorrow for all those who celebrate!
tumblr.com/teledyn/80747740846

@tante@tldr.nettime.org
2026-01-04 17:39:45

I spent the last year migrating off of US billionaire controlled platforms and services. But there's very few clean ways and I am not 100% happy with all solutions. Might still make sense to make a short post on what I went for and why

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-03-04 18:15:12

I had to suppress my happy #coach reaction to stay in the scene with an #acting #coaching client just now. Very good to see them finding such good stuff in this scene, unlocking new tactics and varying vu…

@eyebee@mstdn.social
2026-01-03 06:26:39

Happy Birthday To Me: eyebeemania.net/2026/01/03/hap

@yaxu@post.lurk.org
2025-12-05 11:22:44

Happy to have two collaborations on this fundraising compilation - one with instrumental musicians Sarah Heneghan on drums and Zebedee Budworth on hammer dulcimer, and another as "epiploke" with Heavy Lifting aka Lucy Cheesman. Both fully improvised from nothing in the moment. Is it ok to say I really love them? Being a musician is a huge privilege because you can make music with your friends that is exactly the music that you want to listen to.

@todbot@mastodon.social
2026-03-04 02:21:06

Happy World 303 Day! I’m celebrating by noodling on my “TBish” code in #CircuitPython #303day #tb303

Me playing on my synthiota board: a PCB with 8 potentiometers, a display and 24 touchpads, all being driven by a raspberry pi pico
‪@todbot@mastodon.social‬
2026-03-04 02:21:06

Happy World 303 Day! I’m celebrating by noodling on my “TBish” code in #CircuitPython #303day #tb303

@mia@hcommons.social
2026-03-03 21:20:26

If anyone has questions about this role, I'm happy to answer them! I've really enjoyed supporting the digital humanities as ADHO Exec Board Secretary
From: @…

@cyrevolt@mastodon.social
2026-02-05 12:44:38

Happy to contribute to #Cilium (#documentation).
Good tools deserve good docs. ✨
github.com/cilium/cilium/pull/

@scott@carfree.city
2026-01-04 07:15:06

Magic Fig's Valerian Tea is my favorite 2025 album by a Bay Area band. I'm so happy to have found Magic Fig. The title track, "Flammarion" and "Goblin" are early standouts for me.
magicfig.bandcamp.com/album/va

@bogo@hapyyr.com
2025-12-05 09:25:51

Cloudflair down again. Happy Friday! Go do something offline!

@happy_ly@social.luca.run
2026-02-05 08:29:58

Ich muss morgen auf eine Dienstreise und verfluche mein Vergangenheits-Ich, weil es scheinbar der Meinung war, dass den Zug 05:56 Uhr zu buchen eine gute Idee ist.
😩😩😩😩😩

@primonatura@mstdn.social
2026-02-04 20:00:53

"Healing of the Ozone Layer Shows Power of Science and Global Unity"
#OzoneLayer #Climate #ClimateChange

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-03-04 02:01:57

Holy... after 3 whole years of bedridden debilitating illness, DIANNA IS BACK!
So happy! All hail Physics Girl!
▶️ My first science video in 3 years
youtube.com/watch?v=B3m3AMRlYf

@deprogrammaticaipsum@mas.to
2026-01-04 10:12:46

Happy New Year 2026 to all of our followers, readers, and contributors!
We would like to thank you all for your support since 2018; we exist through and thanks to your support.
Please share your favorite articles on social media, and if you feel so inclined, we would appreciate your help in keeping the web server running with a monetary contribution.
All the best to you and your loved ones in 2026. Let us _really_ make a better world through software.

@salrandolph@zirk.us
2026-01-03 17:04:44

Happy New Year! May this coming year offer you liberation.
I’m thrilled to have two excerpts from a manuscript, You Must be an Image to Survive, You Must be a Text to Be Found,in the new issue of Works & Days from out now from Beautiful Days Press.
I’ll also be reading at the launch on January 15 in Brooklyn.

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-02-03 22:57:15

holy shit that's brutal 😂
#TheOnion

A bit of The Onion paper newspaper (dated Jan-Feb 2026), under the Weddings announcements heading. Next to a picture of a happy white couple in their 20s in wedding attire, it reads:

"Samantha Irizarry and Issac Porter:
The couple were wed Saturday in a ceremony attended by both of their future spouses."
@fortune@social.linux.pizza
2026-01-05 03:00:01

The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out. Says he, "Go
and multiply." Several months pass. Noah decides to check up on the animals.
All are doing fine except a pair of snakes. "What's the problem?" says Noah.
"Cut down some trees and let us live there", say the snakes. Noah follows
their advice. Several more weeks pass. Noah checks on the snakes again.
Lots of little snakes, everybody is happy. Noah asks,…

@DrPlanktonguy@ecoevo.social
2026-01-03 14:30:04

Weekend #Plankton Factoid 🦠🦐
Happy New Year everyone. While species are often named out of respect for famous people, one had never been named for a TV series. This changed in 2018 when scientists at University College of London named a Southern Ocean cocolithophorid phytoplankton "Syracosphaera azureaplaneta" after Sir David Attenborough's BBC Blue Planet series. They look lik…

image/jpeg a scanning electron microscope darkfield photograph of a cluster of light blue oval algae cells with an enlarged outer diameter, making them look like inflatable boats. A scale bar indicates they are 2-5 microns long. Image by Jeremy Young CC-BY-SA 4.0.
@rachel@norfolk.social
2026-01-04 21:48:02

“Venezuelan interim government stands behind Maduro, says interior minister”
This could get interesting…
Https://news.sky.com/story/ven

@bici@mastodon.social
2026-01-04 01:04:34

Bay Scallop Risotto with Saffron and Prosecco
Happy New Year !

@BBC3MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-01-03 17:40:55

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on BBCRadio3's #ThisClassicalLife
Cate Le Bon:
🎵 Is It Worth It (Happy Birthday)?
#CateLeBon

@cheryanne@aus.social
2026-02-28 02:42:57

Terrible. Happy
Mostly (Oz) Skateboarding. Interviews. THT Radio...
Great Australian Pods Podcast Directory: #AusPods

Terrible. Happy
Screenshot of the podcast listing on the Great Australian Pods website
@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2026-01-05 03:44:05

Johnson rips Bears' offense after loss to Lions espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/475089

@radioeinsmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-03-04 21:39:37

🇺🇦 Auf radioeins läuft...
Presley, Elvis:
🎵 Oh Happy Day (EPiC Version)
#NowPlaying #Presley #Elvis
open.spotify.com/track/5vNvMbj

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-01-01 20:59:18

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #MiddayShow
Sheryl Crow:
🎵 If It Makes You Happy
#SherylCrow
lyrebirdyvr.bandcamp.com/track
open.spotify.com/track/15tOpxi

@bobmueller@mastodon.world
2026-01-04 15:30:03

New year, same strange in-between week, new plans—maybe even a few goals. From Michigan hoops to Gotcha Day memories to wondering where motivation actually comes from, I’m kicking off another year and asking the usual questions. Happy New Year, and thanks for reading.

@zachleat@zachleat.com
2026-03-02 14:55:02

@… happy to help if you have questions about @…

‪@zydecopaws@pnw.zone‬
2026-01-05 06:20:30

Happy New Beer!
#WinterFoodsAnything
#HashTagGames

@mela@zusammenkunft.net
2026-01-02 17:15:35

Titel und Artikel dürften genau @… s Kragenweite sein:
open.substack.com/pub/rasmusse

@cowboys@darktundra.xyz
2026-03-03 19:16:45

Cowboys Looking Like Winners Amid Breece Hall News heavy.com/sports/nfl/dallas-co

@brichapman@mastodon.social
2026-02-01 01:30:25

You're Allowed to Be Happy While the World Is Burning — brichapman.com/p/youre-allowed

@coreyjrowe@detmi.social
2026-01-05 05:31:14

RE: detmi.social/@coreyjrowe/11577
As Metro Detroit goes to sleep, the transit data cutover team behind the curtain gets to work. Happy service change day!!

@dkomaran@social.linux.pizza
2026-01-29 20:16:56

Happy Valentine’s
dkomaran.wordpress.com/2026/01

@scott@carfree.city
2026-02-03 08:29:44

"S.F. public health department has to cut $17 million. No one is happy."
Really, "no one"? This is billionaire erasure. Billionaires are thrilled! They love that Mayor Lurie opposes the billionaire tax and the overpaid CEO tax, and is making cuts instead.

@raiders@darktundra.xyz
2026-03-04 01:24:23

What Indiana teammates are saying about potential Raider Fernando Mendoza reviewjournal.com/sports/raide

@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io
2026-01-02 03:06:38

love a happy ending

@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social
2026-03-03 01:56:57

So I see where gas prices are going up already. Pretty soon we’ll be hearing about the need to open up the strategic reserve to help with that, and soon also oil fields that are not currently profitable will become more profitable, and the oil & gas billionaires will be happy. Is this a great country or what?

@csessh@social.linux.pizza
2025-12-05 05:52:51

"If only we hadn't switched to the new inventory management system right before Christmas!" another Elf exclaims.
The elves discovered Project Management, apparently.
Happy #adventOfCode !

@primonatura@mstdn.social
2026-01-03 16:00:03

"Canada’s Whale Sanctuary Gives Former Captive Whales a Place to Heal"
#Canada #Whales #Animals

@ErikJonker@mastodon.social
2026-03-02 13:09:51

RE: #SaudiArabia

@newstik@social.heise.de
2026-01-01 08:24:05

Pro tip: rather than saying "Happy New Year", say "Happy 2026!".
That will help you to ingrain the new number into your head faster.

@BBC6MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-12-05 07:27:16

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #NickGrimshaw
Garbage:
🎵 Only Happy When It Rains
#Garbage
dameworld.bandcamp.com/track/o
open.spotify.com/track/373NEzF

@ubuntourist@mastodon.social
2026-01-02 13:03:50

Happy Public Domain Day 2026. Here's a list of new entries:
#PublicDomain

@nerb@techhub.social
2026-01-04 02:07:50

Weird. I had an Upper GI Endoscopy about 12 days ago. It shut me down, I have had this reaction before. After 10 days I gave in and went to the Dr. Been doing the works, milk of magnesium , capfuls of miralax with lots of water and Linzess. And something I am doing is driving my blood sugar as high as taking steroids. I look at its heading back up so I take more insulin. And is over 350 when I wake up. My average is heading up, is at 211 so Endo is not going to be happy when I go in 2 wee…

@ErikUden@mastodon.de
2026-03-01 16:20:02

It's the beginning of the month again and that means new bills for the servers! We have various expenses and moderation work unfortunately takes up a lot of time, which is why we would be very happy about a little support! :boost_requested:

@shochdoerfer@phpc.social
2026-03-02 18:06:02

I am honored to be recognized as an IBM Champion for 2026! YEAH!
Happy to see that IBM (HashiCorp) sees the value I bring to the table talking about Nomad, Vault, and Boundary.
Already having scheduled a few more blog posts for the @… company tech blog. Stay tuned!

Proud to be an IBM Champion 2026!
@jake4480@c.im
2026-02-26 01:32:51

Four years ago today, the original Steam Deck LCD was released 🎂🎉🍻 gamingonlinux.com/2026/02/happ

@relcfp@mastodon.social
2026-02-03 16:31:06

PODCAST> New Episodes on Readings of the Gateless Barrier
ift.tt/INnsYed
Member book announcement: Slaymaker, _Wild Lines and Poetic Travels, a Keijiro Suga Reader_ …
via Input 4 RELCFP

@heiseonline@social.heise.de
2026-01-24 10:34:00

Happy Birthday Buzz: Mond-Crew gratuliert Aldrin zum 96. Geburtstag
Buzz Aldrin war der zweite Mann auf dem Mond und ist einer von vier Ex-Mondbesuchern, die noch leben. Jetzt wird er 96 und bekommt ganz besondere Glückwünsche.
<…

@Simone21@mastodon.social
2025-12-31 23:52:23

Liebes Fediversum,
Von Herzen alles Gute für 2026!
Möge es uns Frieden, Gesundheit, Hoffnung und Zuversicht bringen. 🤗🥂🍀🎇

a cartoon of snoopy blowing a party horn with the words happy new year 2026
Snoopy tröötet partymässig ganz laut: Happy New Year 2026!
@vncresolver@fedi.computernewb.com
2026-01-01 21:14:38

happy new year from vnc resolver and the folks at computernewb! 2025 was a shit year, if im being honest, but i'd just like to thank all of you for enjoying unsecure shit on the internet. and yuri. and furries.
--brew

All worry is laid to waste.
The endorphins rushing wild from the freezing water,
the music pounding through my body,
the caffeine,
the fucking ducks and the God-roiling sky
– no what-ifs,
no yeah-buts,
no what-abouts, 
no caveats, at all.
I am made happy,
and that happiness is entire and incontestable.
And all the way home, I go
— to my beautiful waking wife
– on this, the best day ever.
Love, Nick Cave

@rachel@norfolk.social
2026-02-03 15:33:02

RE: mastodon.social/@dpgalliance/1
This is well worth a read. Makes me happy.

@castarco@hachyderm.io
2026-02-02 14:25:06

I'm happy to announce that since today I'll be leading the development of the #OpenSource SoulCrafted Slicer for resin 3D printers:
#3dPrinting

@carlos@social.perceptiveconstructs.com
2026-01-03 09:41:42
@…

I have no sympathy for Maduro or his regime, and would be happy for Venezuelans to replace it, but this looks very much like a takeover of a sovereign country for economic exploitation by force. And (yet another) terrible "might is right" precedent.
@carlos@perceptiveconstructs.com
2026-01-03 09:41:42
@…

I have no sympathy for Maduro or his regime, and would be happy for Venezuelans to replace it, but this looks very much like a takeover of a sovereign country for economic exploitation by force. And (yet another) terrible "might is right" precedent.
@AimeeMaroux@mastodon.social
2026-02-01 20:20:11
Content warning:

Happy Imbolc to everyone celebrating 💚
#Imbolc is a Gaelic festival set at the midway point between the Winter Solstice and the Spring Equinox. It is an agricultural festival celebrating the lambing season and the imminent return of Spring. In Celtic traditions, fire is used as a symbol of renewal and purification. On Imbolc, it’s common to light candles and bonfires, clean out the house, an…

Photo of a newborn lamb taking its first steps.
@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2026-01-01 16:54:09

Woke up in pain, lasted for hours, took some drugs, fell asleep… happy new year?

@timjan@social.linux.pizza
2026-03-03 05:32:04

I don't mow the "lawn" that often (it's dead most of the year anyway), but I need to prune the weeds a couple of times each winter.
This weekend I did scare up a few critters that weren't too happy with me coming out there to disturb them.

Alligator lizard in grass
A large brown moth with white spots on the wings, hiding in the grass.
@rperezrosario@mastodon.social
2026-01-02 04:15:30

Happy 43rd birthday, TCP/IP standard.

@whitequark@mastodon.social
2026-01-01 02:29:31

happy new year.

@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2026-01-01 00:38:05

I’m not really sure what it means, given the state of the world, but I guess in an aspirational sense, at least, as in “against all evidence to the contrary, here’s hoping 2026 will be a…”
Here’s wishing you all a Happy New Year.
(Except the fascists. They can get fucked.)
💕
PS. You can find people in need in Gaza to donate to at

@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2026-01-04 01:26:33

2026 NFL playoff picture: Why Falcons will decide who wins NFC South after Buccaneers' win over Panthers

cbssports.com/nfl/news/2025-nf

@tinoeberl@mastodon.online
2025-12-29 14:15:02

Der MFC #Barver kann seinen #Modellflugplatz weiterhin nutzen.
Nach monatelanger Unsicherheit wurde die beantragte #Flugraumverlegung nun genehmigt. Grund war das geplante

@n8foo@macaw.social
2026-01-02 05:25:52

A rainbow in a waterfall off a rock house ledge. Happy 2026 #tennessee #nature

@egallager@social.treehouse.systems
2026-01-01 16:38:03

Happy Public Domain Day 2026!
web.law.duke.edu/cspd/publicdo

@Sustainable2050@mastodon.energy
2026-01-01 08:14:03

Happy New Year!
Just a few modest wishes:
> Better times for Palestinians
> Russia leaves Ukraine
> Dems win midterms in the US
> Netherlands gets functioning government that addresses our actual issues
> Stronger global climate action
And all the best for all of you!

@mikebabyak@musicians.today
2026-01-01 21:31:18

Happy new year to all from Bev, Linus, and my bald self. Needless to say, 2025 was more than a bit on the dicey side—began with a fascist takeover of the US and leukemia on my part, followed by knee replacement and then hip replacement for Bev. Linus, knock on wood, has been fine. I’m in complete remission and Bev is fully recovered. We’re all up and running now, hoping for a healthy and less fascist 2026.

Head and shoulders shot of woman on left, longhaired chihuahua in middle and man on right.
@primonatura@mstdn.social
2026-01-04 13:00:45

"Success! EU Microplastic Ban Regulation Drives Innovation in Biodegradable Alternatives"
#EU #EuropeanUnion #Plastic

@matthiasott@mastodon.social
2025-12-31 23:05:09

Happy 2026!! 🎆🎉🤗💚

@eyebee@mstdn.social
2026-01-01 00:21:27

Happy New Year!: eyebeemania.net/2026/01/01/hap

@azonenberg@ioc.exchange
2026-01-01 08:54:41

Happy 56th birthday, fellow infosec people!

@cowboys@darktundra.xyz
2025-12-28 00:39:42

Kevin Harvick's Happy Hour Videos foxsports.com/shows/kevin-harv

@raiders@darktundra.xyz
2026-03-04 15:33:36

A.J. Brown trade rumors reveal price Patriots, Raiders and Bills have to pay for star WR sportingnews.com/us/nfl/new-en

@cheryanne@aus.social
2026-02-02 21:13:45

I'm feeling all sooky and fragile this morning. It's merely a matter of coping with another broken night's sleep - I think I ended up with about 3 hours all up. So definitely not at my best and brightest today. Not happy, Jan.
#SleeplessInSuburbia

@ErikUden@mastodon.de
2025-12-31 23:00:00

Happy new year from the German timezone ❤️

@relcfp@mastodon.social
2026-02-04 07:24:34

PODCAST> New Episodes on Readings of the Gateless Barrier networks.h-net.org/group/annou

@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io
2026-01-01 03:31:57

Happy New Year to everyone but [list of people and companies that grew exponentially in 2025]

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-02-26 21:02:35

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #MiddayShow
The Juan MacLean:
🎵 Happy House
#TheJuanMacLean
hotpiscis.bandcamp.com/track/t
open.spotify.com/track/4RicsNF
Please 🔁 BOOST to share what you like
- your followers don't see if you ⭐ favourite a post

@yaxu@post.lurk.org
2026-01-01 21:14:09

V excited for the new AdaCAD v5 pre-release !
If you're interested in weaving and comfortable with box-and-wire style programming, it's a weird and fun way into it. I'm happy to have contributed a bitfield generator to this release !
- main doc website for people new to adacad: docs.adacad.org/

@bogo@hapyyr.com
2026-03-01 14:17:03

Putin must be very happy with the petrol price these days.

@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2026-01-01 14:36:16

Happy new year! Three CFP semifinal spots will be claimed today. Here's who can join Miami

cbssports.com/college-football

@heiseonline@social.heise.de
2026-01-24 17:15:07

Etwas mehr der heute besonders häufig geteilten #News:
NASA-Astronaut Buzz Aldrin wird 96 und Artemis-Crew gratuliert

@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2026-03-01 08:46:41

RE: mastodon.social/@shathamohamme
Happy birthday, Walid.
May the world soon reclaim its humanity so you can grow up in a world where you have every opportunity.
💕

@teledyn@mstdn.ca
2026-01-01 19:09:02

HAPPY MEW YEAR
TWO MEWS!

@eyebee@mstdn.social
2026-01-01 10:17:53

Happy New Year: eyebeemania.net/2026/01/01/101

@mela@zusammenkunft.net
2025-12-31 23:12:41

Happy new year.
Und ich will ja nichts sagen, aber einige haben jetzt schon ihr Pun-Soll für 2026 übererfüllt. Ihr wisst, wer ihr seid.

@primonatura@mstdn.social
2026-01-02 14:00:34

"‘Cities need nature to be happy’: David Attenborough seeks out London’s hidden wildlife"
#UK #UnitedKingdom #Nature

@relcfp@mastodon.social
2026-02-04 13:38:09

PODCAST> New Episodes on Readings of the Gateless Barrier networks.h-net.org/group/annou

@raiders@darktundra.xyz
2025-12-28 18:18:50

Jay Glazer: Raiders Star DE Maxx Crosby 'Is Not a Happy Camper Right Now' foxsports.com/stories/nfl/jay-

@happy_ly@social.luca.run
2026-01-29 14:47:20

In der Kasse von meinem Nebenjob fehlt mal wieder Geld. Und wieder soll es auf die Mitarbeitenden umgelegt werden. Das ist so bescheuert und btw. auch rechtswidrig... Ich hasse es!

@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2026-01-31 13:08:41

RE: mastodon.social/@Mastodon/1159
This is something I’ve been talking to folks at mastodon.social about for a while now and I’m very happy to see it being rolled out.
It should hopefully help reduce further centralisation on a…

@primonatura@mstdn.social
2026-01-02 19:00:05

"Solar-Powered Fishing Nets Cut Sea Turtle Bycatch by 63%"
#Fishing #SolarPower #Turtles

@primonatura@mstdn.social
2026-02-01 19:00:51

"How Scotland’s Landowner Biodiversity Legislation Could Transform Land Management Worldwide"
#UK #UnitedKingdom #Scotland