Tootfinder

Opt-in global Mastodon full text search. Join the index!

@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2025-11-30 17:29:16

Pearsall after shooting: I want to live 'happy life' espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/471508

@eyebee@mstdn.social
2026-01-01 00:21:27

Happy New Year!: eyebeemania.net/2026/01/01/hap

@migueldeicaza@mastodon.social
2025-12-28 15:14:11

Happy Scale now uses the new Liquid Glass design!
One of my daily apps :-)
apps.apple.com/us/app/happy-sc

All worry is laid to waste.
The endorphins rushing wild from the freezing water,
the music pounding through my body,
the caffeine,
the fucking ducks and the God-roiling sky
– no what-ifs,
no yeah-buts,
no what-abouts, 
no caveats, at all.
I am made happy,
and that happiness is entire and incontestable.
And all the way home, I go
— to my beautiful waking wife
– on this, the best day ever.
Love, Nick Cave

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-11-01 06:23:53

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #StreetSounds
Jeru the Damaja:
🎵 Ain’t the Devil Happy
#JerutheDamaja
djsaywhaat.bandcamp.com/track/
open.spotify.com/track/535U4fj

@happy_ly@social.luca.run
2025-10-30 20:06:50

Fraktionssitzung verpasst.

@ErikUden@mastodon.de
2025-12-31 23:00:00

Happy new year from the German timezone ❤️

@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io
2026-01-01 03:31:57

Happy New Year to everyone but [list of people and companies that grew exponentially in 2025]

@whitequark@mastodon.social
2026-01-01 02:29:31

happy new year.

@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2026-01-01 00:38:05

I’m not really sure what it means, given the state of the world, but I guess in an aspirational sense, at least, as in “against all evidence to the contrary, here’s hoping 2026 will be a…”
Here’s wishing you all a Happy New Year.
(Except the fascists. They can get fucked.)
💕
PS. You can find people in need in Gaza to donate to at

@zachleat@zachleat.com
2025-10-31 18:24:22

(Happy Halloween, y’all 🎃)

@mela@zusammenkunft.net
2025-12-31 23:12:41

Happy new year.
Und ich will ja nichts sagen, aber einige haben jetzt schon ihr Pun-Soll für 2026 übererfüllt. Ihr wisst, wer ihr seid.

@danyork@mastodon.social
2026-01-01 05:00:05

Happy New Year! May 2026 be a good one for us all! 🎉

@qbi@freie-re.de
2025-12-31 11:55:05

Happy Stallone-Day to all who celebrate!

@ruth_mottram@fediscience.org
2025-10-31 19:20:19

I am immensely amused by husband's gleeful handing out sweets to assorted neighbourhood kids ranging from about 4 to 16 years of age.
Hard to be sure who is having a better time. And isn't that what life is all about?
Happy Halloween
#SimplePleasures

@hikingdude@mastodon.social
2025-11-30 19:54:24

Happy first #Advent.
video.franzgraf.de/w/tYuAtaJ7D

@AimeeMaroux@mastodon.social
2025-10-31 17:43:32
Content warning:

Happy #Halloween 👌
Keep vicious, witches.
#FannyFriday

Photo by Wilkes McDermid of a vagina dentata, a vagina with teeth, spread wide by two hands with red nail polish on them.
@kubikpixel@chaos.social
2025-12-31 23:00:13

DEU: Ich wünsche euch allen ein gutes neues Jahr 2026! ✨
ENG: I wish you all a Happy-New-Year 2026! ✨
🕛 progressbarserver.appspot.com
:mastodon: @…

GIF: Cat as DJ in disco
@cosmos4u@scicomm.xyz
2026-01-01 00:53:11

Happy #NewYear from #Bochum, Germany, with some #firework snapshots from our roof - more in facebook.com/dan.fischer.393/p and yet more facebook.com/media/set/?vanity

@ruari@velocipederider.com
2025-12-31 23:07:42

Happy New Year! 🎉

@nemobis@mamot.fr
2025-12-01 07:30:14

From our #cooperative, #MajavanTila: "Membership benefits for 2026".
majavantila.fi/en/posts/…

@brian_gettler@mas.to
2025-11-01 13:54:13

Happy #caturday from the Handsome Family (no one - no one! - beats Rennie and Brett's stage banter). And yes, this story is cat-related.
And while you're at it, go check out the whole album (Live at Schuba's Tavern, 2002) - it's great.

@axbom@axbom.me
2025-12-31 11:10:14
It's already 2026 in Kiribati, and New Zealand just now as well. Happy new year!
@scott@carfree.city
2025-11-29 03:01:47

I'm really not a happy camper today. I'm perfectly happy, but am not on a camping trip.

@vrandecic@mas.to
2025-10-01 06:01:23

Google, which is happy to answer all kinds of questions using their AI, seems to answer with a mix of non-committal results, a few current ones, and plenty outdated results for "who has the majority in the house" and similar questions.
Are you getting better results?
EDIT: I get reports from people that they get better results
#uspol

Three Google results, one highlighting a non-committal answer, and two stating that the Democrats have the majority in the House (since the results are outdated)
@azonenberg@ioc.exchange
2025-11-30 14:41:47

STM32MP2 update: I have the MMU up and running on both cores (no caching yet) with a two-level page table.
I'm pretty happy with how my template class for aarch64 page tables turned out.
github.com/azonenberg/stm32m…

@simoncox@seocommunity.social
2025-11-30 08:20:02

Happy blue beanie day @…
(Edited for accuracy.)

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-01-01 05:24:38

🎉 HAPPY NEW MAYOR 🎉

Mamdani dancing. I have no idea what this is from. He looks goofy af, but in a good way. GIF
@n8foo@macaw.social
2025-11-01 06:35:38

Happy #Halloween ya filthy animals 🎃

A short glass of whiskey in front of a glowing jack-o-lantern.
@jae@mastodon.me.uk
2026-01-01 00:28:19

Happy New Year!
Can’t believe I’m celebrating it with @… in person!

@einzigartiger@chaos.social
2025-12-31 16:28:23

Happy Fahrradsaisonende to those who celebrate!

@memeorandum@universeodon.com
2025-10-31 11:16:08

10/31/25 ☀️ AM: ... And happy Halloween. ... There's no resolution in sight to this crisis. (Punchbowl News)
punchbowl.news/archive/103125-
memeorandum.com/251031/p10#a25

@siggib@infosec.exchange
2026-01-01 00:10:09

Happy New year from Iceland. This was recorded just now from my balcony

@penguin42@mastodon.org.uk
2026-01-01 00:00:00

Happy New Year!

@teledyn@mstdn.ca
2025-10-01 15:40:40

Happy Petrov Day to those who celebrate

@peterhoneyman@a2mi.social
2026-01-01 05:01:40

happy new year errbody!!!!!

@doktrock@toad.social
2025-10-31 15:26:00

Happy Friday – the day to write all those emails you've been putting off sending all week.
(and, receiving from others doing the same!)

@LaChasseuse@mastodon.scot
2025-10-31 17:18:54

Happy Hallowe'en, my friends!

Vintage black and white photo of three ladies holding lit jack o'lanterns and wearing horns! (and smiles)
@primonatura@mstdn.social
2025-12-30 19:01:35

"Australian State Secures Federal Support to Achieve 100% Net Renewables Goal by 2027"
#Australia #Energy #Renewables

@andycarolan@social.lol
2025-11-30 17:04:20

I've wanted to start a Patreon for ages, but I'm honestly not sure what sort of thing people would be interested in.
Happy to listen if you have any thoughts/requests. Ideas I've had include WIP videos, finished backgrounds, fan art.
#Patreon #Thoughts

@philip@mastodon.mallegolhansen.com
2026-01-01 05:01:45

Happy new year, you filthy animals.

@cowboys@darktundra.xyz
2025-12-28 00:39:42

Kevin Harvick's Happy Hour Videos foxsports.com/shows/kevin-harv

@fortune@social.linux.pizza
2025-12-30 20:00:02

Once upon a time there was a DOS user who saw Unix, and saw that it was
good. After typing cp on his DOS machine at home, he downloaded GNU's
unix tools ported to DOS and installed them. He rm'd, cp'd, and mv'd
happily for many days, and upon finding elvis, he vi'd and was happy. After
a long day at work (on a Unix box) he came home, started editing a file,
and couldn't figure out why he couldn't suspend vi (w/ ctrl-z) to do
a comp…

@drgeraint@glasgow.social
2026-01-01 01:55:48

Happy new orbit!

@deepthoughts10@infosec.exchange
2025-11-01 02:10:02

Happy Halloween! 🎃This #cat is SPOOKY but hopes you aren’t scared of him. #catsofmastodon

Cat, sitting upright like a person, in front of a blanket that says “Happy Halloween”
@nemorosa@mastodon.nu
2025-12-31 18:56:55

Happy New Year, may the new year be kinder to you.

@eyebee@mstdn.social
2026-01-01 10:17:53

Happy New Year: eyebeemania.net/2026/01/01/101

@midtsveen@social.linux.pizza
2025-12-31 23:52:12

I guess I’ve just grown out of fireworks. You can watch them on YouTube any time, so they don’t really feel special anymore. Happy new year, I guess. Let’s make 2026 the year of anarchism.

@bici@mastodon.social
2025-12-31 02:55:13

Happy New Year with #Textpattern

Textpattern 4.9.0 is a feature release with support for PHP 8.5 & MySQL 8.4, new features, security enhancements, improvements and bug fixes. In semantic versioning terms, Textpattern 4.9.0 is a minor release; in Textpattern terms we consider this a ‘big’ release.
Get with the minimalist CMS that does all that

@cellfourteen@social.petertoushkov.eu
2025-12-31 22:01:32

Happy New Year 🕺

@trezzer@social.linux.pizza
2025-12-31 22:00:35

Happy New Year all you lovely fedizens 😍

@cyrevolt@mastodon.social
2025-12-31 20:37:08

I want my CCC!
While MTV is being sunset, media.ccc.de/ will make you happy.
We gotta pwn these refridgerators...

@gscherer2@social.linux.pizza
2025-10-31 17:17:32

Happy Halloween! Orbweaver spider. Mary and Joseph Retreat Center, Rancho Palos Verdes, California, USA. August, 2024. #halloween #spider #orbweaver

Image of a large spider hanging from a thread running diagonally across the image.  The spider is covered in spines, and is seen as a dark outline against a gray background.
@raiders@darktundra.xyz
2025-12-28 18:18:50

Jay Glazer: Raiders Star DE Maxx Crosby 'Is Not a Happy Camper Right Now' foxsports.com/stories/nfl/jay-

@izzychambers@vivaldi.net
2025-10-30 19:18:04

@… I've been very happy with Mint since I switched from Windows in 2024. It works very well and is fairly customizable. It's also not a difficult transition from Windows. I found Ubuntu to be not as satisfying. I've also tried Zorin, but prefer Mint, because it is more customizable, at least for me.

@bencurthoys@mastodon.social
2026-01-01 00:06:18

Happy new year!

@smashtie@mas.to
2025-11-01 15:58:20

Happy #Caturday. Have a circle cat.

A black and white cat lying fast asleep in a circle. Face pointing up a bit, paw by cheek. Cute.
@gilest@mastodon.me.uk
2025-10-30 09:02:13

just discovered this glorious mix of thumping techno and local government service design user research
charlieoctogirl.bandcamp.com/t

@neverpanic@chaos.social
2025-10-01 12:48:50

Happy International #Coffee Day!

View of a naked portafilter on a Breville Dual Boiler portafilter machine, producing espresso. The liquid starts coming out first at the edges of the portafilter, and quickly after in a slightly gooey flow from everywhere.
@lucy_idk@mastodon.world
2026-01-01 03:07:40

happy GNU year!

@iam_jfnklstrm@social.linux.pizza
2025-12-31 15:33:28

Gott nytt är govänner! / Happy new year friends!

A self portrait of an old fart / självporträtt
@dariaphoebe@mindly.social
2025-12-31 14:35:46

A week away with family and friends, Pittsburgh, then Columbus. But we’re back and played Mahjongg last night, and today is Marie’s biscuits, egg and bacon, tea and coffee. No idea evening plans yet. Happy new year! #TogetherBreakfast photos.app.goo.gl/DrsBGfs5kJSS

@scottmiller42@mstdn.social
2026-01-01 06:16:32

Happy New Year!
🎊 🎉🥳🪩

@Hans5958@mastodon.social
2026-01-01 06:39:47

Happy New Year! So many things happening on the midnight that I forgot to post something here.
Here's to a happy 2026!

@villavelius@mastodon.online
2026-01-01 04:59:10

How will the chaotic political three body problem (Trump, Putin, Xi) develop in 2026?
Happy New Year everyone!

@ecukier@glammr.us
2025-11-01 00:21:33

Happy Halloween!

Two glowing pumpkins, one carved to look like a cat with large eyes and the other a magpie with a hat and three eyes.
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-11-30 14:52:57

#Shitposting #Shitpost #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore

merry twigsmas 
@notpixietit

im employed at starbucks and we live in hell. the word Xmas is
BANNED, we are only allowed to say
happy holidays
my coworker asked a child what santa would bring her & a manager overheard
they took him out & shot him in the head. they fucking shot him in the head
@Demirramon@cyberfurz.social
2026-01-01 01:08:10

Happy 2026!!!
I'm two hours late by my time lol

@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2025-10-28 08:09:07

"When I hear international leaders speak of “Israel’s right to defend itself,” I wonder: against whom? Against mothers with their babies? Against teachers with their board markers? Against students with their books? The global silence — or worse, complicity — amplifies our grief" -- Dr Hassan El-Nabih

@threeofus@mstdn.social
2026-01-01 10:57:45

If you’re not really feeling the ‘Happy’ in Happy New Year - if it’s actually making you feel sad or anxious, it’s worth remembering that dates are just a social construct, and that time continues to flow today exactly as it did yesterday and the day before, and the day before that…
#hny #happyNewYear

@paulbusch@mstdn.ca
2026-01-01 10:36:20

We had quite the light show last night with at least 6 different groups of fireworks visible across the entire Toronto skyline. Here is a short video of 2 sets of fireworks, one at the Harbourfront and the other at the Distillery District. It's a little blurry because I zoomed in on a small section of skyline near the CN Tower.
Happy New Year everyone!
#Fireworks #2026

@samerfarha@mastodon.social
2026-01-01 03:20:04

Random guy told me I look like I’m 35 years old, so 2026 is off to an amazing start!
Happy new year!

@misterbrisby@social.tchncs.de
2025-10-31 17:44:49

Happy Halloween, bzw. frohen Reformationstag, bzw. hoch die Hände - Wochenende!
Oder was auch immer, macht euch einfach einen netten Abend.😉

@Cognessence@social.linux.pizza
2025-12-31 11:49:15

In case anyone wants codes for the companion E.P to that last one I posted yesterday (and hasn’t got this one yet), here they are! Happy New Year, and please enjoy. 👾
"Playing is not simply a pastime, it is the primordial basis of imagination and creation." - Hideo Kojima
-16 Bits of Heaven-

Redeem at:

@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io
2025-10-01 04:14:51

happy government shutdown, everyone 🙃

@timfoster@mastodon.social
2025-12-31 17:39:33

More skiing today. A bit like the image below, but where the water was snow, and there was no jumping. Or sharks.
#skiing #austria

The Happy Days clip where Fonzie jumps a shark, on water skis.
@thesaigoneer@social.linux.pizza
2025-12-31 22:59:16

Won't be wishing anyone a happy 2026.
I'm wishing you all happiness, health and extended geekiness in all years, including the one we just entered.
Cheers 🍻

@gwire@mastodon.social
2026-01-01 00:00:16

Happy New Year 2026!

The year is 2026, a Dickensian "best of times, worst of times," where total oppression and manipulation of the masses is wielded by the unquestionable power of the few.
@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2026-01-01 00:02:40

Happy GNU/year

A slop-enhanced image of Richard stallman wearing 2026 glasses
@Tuxramus@social.linux.pizza
2025-10-31 23:05:29

Happy Halloween! 🎃 I'm trading my health bar for a stomach ache tonight. Join my Halloween Food Special, where I try tons of unusual treats. Costume on, gag reflex off! #Halloween #FoodChallenge #Twitch

@PwnieFan@infosec.exchange
2025-10-30 21:28:46

Wrote this up at the link below. Reagan’s ppl may not be happy about how the quotes were used but the quotes weren’t faked. 45 just doesn’t want to be reminded he’s not a Republican. applink.instagram.com/stateofo

@dploeger@mastodon.social
2025-10-31 09:42:23

Ich bin ja neu in diesem Reformationstag-Game. Sagt man da sowas wie "Happy Luther" oder so?

@whitequark@mastodon.social
2025-10-01 06:16:48

happy mailing list membership reminder day!

@hikingdude@mastodon.social
2026-01-01 07:09:34

A bit late but Happy new Year everybody!
I spent a wonderfull dinner and evening yesterday.
And we just woke up to clear sky and -8°C. Let's see how we'Re going to start the year!
#happynewyear

@brian_gettler@mas.to
2025-12-31 15:41:25

Happy fundraising email day. For now, things are relatively chill. But the cadence will slowly increase, reaching a crescendo shortly before midnight.

The US *loves* soldiers and veterans! Virtuous! Service! 🇺🇲🦅
The US *hates* homeless people. Lazy! Dirty! Want a handout!
But... ~1 in every 20 US homeless folk is a Black or hispanic veteran. 🤷🏿‍♂️
-- @…

@AimeeMaroux@mastodon.social
2025-12-31 13:41:53
Content warning:

Have a great last day of the year and a wonderful start into 2026, everyone 🥳 🥂
#NewYearsEve #HappyNewYear2026

A white t-shirt with a stylised drawing of Dionysos holding up a spilling wine cup in his right and a cluster of grapes in his left. Above and below him the words "The party don't start til I walk in" frame the scene in black letters.
Happy New Year!
@peterhoneyman@a2mi.social
2025-12-31 23:01:27

happy new year to my european family and friends!!!

@philip@mastodon.mallegolhansen.com
2025-11-30 01:13:39

@… Happy to help :)

@bencurthoys@mastodon.social
2025-10-31 19:51:51

Happy Halloween!

Me and the children
@izzychambers@vivaldi.net
2025-11-30 13:13:12

@… @… I'm using Cinnamon and am very happy with it.

@iam_jfnklstrm@social.linux.pizza
2025-10-30 08:41:45

@… draw for me an absurd photo realistic image of a happy clown floating on its back in a pool filled with ghools, skulls and other scary things. Put one happy family beside a withc in the beach beds around the pool. The feeling is dystopic with worn out houses in the background.

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2025-10-31 20:25:16

Austin St Trick-or-Streets!
(put on by @… )
#NeighborsForASaferAustinSt #NYC

A street with businesses on either side, and the middle of the street (and sidewalks!) absolutely filled w/ pedestrians. Many are holding orange halloween pumpkins.
A table on the open street, with kids (many in costumes, like the butterfly wings on a little girl dressed as tinkerbell facing away from the camera) and adults crowded around the table.
Chalk on the street that says "Trick Or Streets", with a blue ghost, green bat, and a pumpkin.
Chalk on the street that  says "neibors 4 safer austin" and stick figures of happy people.
@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2025-10-26 00:00:29

Broncos happy for Javonte Williams' resurgence but know they 'have to get him stopped' vs. Cowboys nfl.com/news/broncos-happy-for

@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2025-10-31 10:08:21

Happy Halloween

@Demirramon@cyberfurz.social
2025-12-30 18:54:24

The animation I've been working on since 2020, Good Evening Sun Sim, is finally out! Please go check it out! :neofox_floof_happy:
youtu.be/e-TwuTlaWw0?si=QAqM7v

@peterhoneyman@a2mi.social
2025-12-01 14:50:43

happy december to all those who celebrate! 🙌

@brian_gettler@mas.to
2026-01-01 05:36:03

"Pop open a bottle of bubbly,
Here's to another goddamn New Year
And outside, two million drunk Bostonians
Are getting ready to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' out of tune."
Happy New Years, everyone.