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@servelan@newsie.social
2026-02-06 05:22:28

Why do babies laugh? It's more significant than you might think.
dailykos.com/stories/2026/2/5/

@Mediagazer@mstdn.social
2025-12-06 15:16:06

WBD CEO David Zaslav, criticized for cutting costs, scrapping movies, and laying off thousands, may end up having the last laugh thanks to the Netflix-WBD deal (Joe Flint/Wall Street Journal)
wsj.com/business/media/david-z

@grahamperrin@bsd.cafe
2025-11-07 15:29:08

Monday 3rd November: experiment with alternative Mastodon clients.
3rd—7th November: experience amazement at the inexplicable surge in activity from accounts that I follow.
7th November, mid-afternoon: discover that I have been accidentally watching a live feed from all servers.
Now I don't know whether to laugh, or cry, because I don't know how to regain my previous view of things in the advanced web interface, but one thing's for certain:
- more

@annsev@troet.cafe
2025-12-06 10:59:27

Darth #Trump is an idiot—there's no other way to put it. It is rumored that he wants to pardon all war crimes committed by Russians against soldiers and civilians in #Ukraine.
Who does he think he is? Lord of the world? If he were just any ordinary citizen, people would laugh at him or put him in a psy…

@inthehands@hachyderm.io
2026-02-02 06:13:38

Everyone can go ice skating. You can go ice skating, even if you’re really bad at it. And if you fall, strangers will rush to help. And they’ll laugh with you when you laugh. Because this is Minneapolis.
And one of these days, damnit, everyone can go skating and just worry about the ice and not ICE. One day. When we get those occupier assholes out of here.
/end

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-02-03 11:45:02

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #VarietyMix
Neon Ion:
🎵 Laugh Now, Cry Later
#NeonIon
neonion.bandcamp.com/album/lau
open.spotify.com/track/6hu1LZj

@cheryanne@aus.social
2026-02-04 02:42:58

Unleashed
For Gen X women who need a laugh right now...
Great Australian Pods Podcast Directory: #AusPods

Unleashed
Screenshot of the podcast listing on the Great Australian Pods website
@tinoeberl@mastodon.online
2025-12-31 18:20:02

#böllerverbot #bollerverbotjetzt
Menschen müssen reguliert werden. Sie schaffen es nicht alleine.

@pre@boing.world
2026-01-06 18:05:46

So farewell then Microsoft Office.
I haven't used you really since the 90s.
From this distance: it seems like you just kept getting worse and more exploitative since then and trapped millions of people in abusive relationships with tech.
It made me laugh when you went monthly-payment subscription-only, and then laugh even more when suckers actually ponied up for that.
It's fun when people say they don't know how to use Libreoffice, even though Libre is more like the original MS Office (before it was shit) than Office 365 was.
I wish you fare well on your transition to your new identity as #microSlop #office #CoPiliot #ai #enshitification #poem

@teledyn@mstdn.ca
2025-12-03 15:28:11

It's a cheap laugh but my morning chuckle as I awake to be greeted by an announcement that #musescore is flogging a plugin called, I kid you not, "Can't AI" 🤣
Ok, so I added punctuation.

@pgcd@mastodon.online
2026-01-03 10:20:54

To be fair, she had a weird laugh and wasn't pro-Gaza enough.
Morons. Stupid fucking idiots.

@BBC6MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-01-06 15:17:04

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #CraigCharles
The Soulmates:
🎵 Them a Laugh and a Ki Ki
#TheSoulmates
open.spotify.com/track/4jFQuAj

@blakes7bot@mas.torpidity.net
2025-12-02 13:13:21

Series A, Episode 04 - Time Squad
JENNA: Doesn't seem to be any heavy armament.
BLAKE: Could be a high speed transporter.
JENNA: To transport what?
VILA: Do we care?
JENNA: [Slight laugh] Getting nervous?
blake.torpidity.net/m/104/70 B7B3

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-11-27 15:14:56

Why eat turkeys, when you could have this?! 🦃

Dad talking dad jokes with a deadpan face on a misty morning while a bunch of turkeys goggle in response (like they're laugh) when he says the punchline.

I tried to catch the fog this morning... but I MYST it.

I don't really understand fog.
It's a MYSTERY.
@benb@osintua.eu
2026-01-29 22:01:43

PUTIN'S COMBAT PENGUINS: Why do their "innovations" make even their own soldiers laugh?: benborges.xyz/2026/01/29/putin

@cheryanne@aus.social
2025-12-03 11:16:12

Who The Fook Are These Guys?
Get ready to laugh, learn and be entertained as this dynamic duo tackles MMA, Boxing, Wrestling, and the craziness of life in general...
Great Australian Pods Podcast Directory: greataustralianpods.com/who-th

Who The Fook Are These Guys?
Screenshot of the podcast listing on the Great Australian Pods website
@iam_jfnklstrm@social.linux.pizza
2026-01-30 10:16:11

Want to break a laugh before lunch? Hi how high are you? #satire #humor
youtu.be/2PLC_cBJwk4?si=-Qwl-2

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-01-31 13:08:38

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #VarietyMix
Neon Ion:
🎵 Laugh Now, Cry Later
#NeonIon
neonion.bandcamp.com/album/lau
open.spotify.com/track/6hu1LZj
Please 🔁 BOOST to share what you like
- your followers don't see if you ⭐ favourite a post

@me@mastodon.peterjanes.ca
2026-02-01 22:30:43

Always makes me laugh.

Text referring to an "online website".
@joe@toot.works
2025-12-22 20:02:31

Back in 2018, I took the Maglev between Longyang Road and Pudong Airport. The route was so short that the train was only able to get to it's top speed for something like a minute before it had to start slowing down again. The new Chuo Shinkansen is supposed to go from Tokyo to Osaka and be faster than the Shanghai Maglev. I think that's really cool.
#Trains #Maglev #Japan

@losttourist@social.chatty.monster
2025-11-25 09:01:46

Randall Munroe's #XKCD comic has the power to make you laugh, to make you think ... and sometimes to make you cry. For the right reasons.

@neverpanic@chaos.social
2025-12-28 22:02:01

@…'s Infobeamer slide for 39c3 made me literally laugh out loud: infobeamer.c3voc.de/static/ass

@simon_lucy@mastodon.social
2025-11-25 09:22:11

It's a pity the audience at the Reith Lectures isn't allowed to laugh at the punch lines.
#ReithLectures

@andycarolan@social.lol
2025-11-23 17:01:42

For reasons I can’t explain, this goose sticker always makes me laugh. #stickers

@tiotasram@kolektiva.social
2025-11-24 20:49:44

ACM Tech News is usually just depressing these days, but this headline made me laugh:
nytimes.com/2025/11/21/world/c

@ErikJonker@mastodon.social
2025-12-23 17:53:52

Xbox Kinect (who remembers that?) was great so I can imagine why Nex Playground is successful.
#gaming

@matematico314@social.linux.pizza
2025-11-25 14:57:21

#LB Que forte, hein?
social.chatty.monster/@losttou

@smashtie@mas.to
2025-12-26 12:40:54

For those a little underwhelmed by Chas III and his Christmas message, here is an alternative Christmas message to the UK from Jimmy Kimmel. Made me laugh, and say "yes!" a few times. #funny
youtu.be/dergOG7vpJg

@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2026-01-17 09:58:45

Warning: kissing fascist ass may result in liquid glass.
So my phone tricked me into updating to iOS 26 (nice one, asshats). And wow: it really is a case study in form over function. Gratuitous, meaningless aesthetics and motion. Decoration, not design. “Look what I can do!”
Oh well, if it gets me using my phone less, that’s a good thing, I guess.
But the next time you hear someone from Apple talking about design, please feel free to laugh in their damn faces. What a sad j…

Stuart from Mad TV jumping across a lawn yelling “Look what I can do!” while a guy in a leg cast and clutches lies on a deck chair.
@midtsveen@social.linux.pizza
2026-01-24 17:56:49

RE: social.linux.pizza/@midtsveen/
Talk about perfectly cut screams, and most likely fake, but made me laugh regardless.

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-01-23 04:49:06

This was both my ringtone & ringback tone in the early 2000s when the 1st Pocket PC phones emerged.
Whenever my phone would ring, people around me would always turn & laugh.
▶️ Why This Song? | Kung Fu Fighting by Carl Douglas
youtube.com/watch?v=iqr-QktAB5

@whitequark@mastodon.social
2025-11-15 22:00:25

one of these days i'll stop building infrastructure [laugh track]

@chris@mstdn.chrisalemany.ca
2025-11-16 15:42:58

good grief those are large animals 😬
It always make me laugh (nervously) that they are as happy plucking berries from a bush as they are killing a black bear. 🐻
#banff #grizzly #bear
cbc.ca/news/canada/calgary/the

@jake4480@c.im
2025-11-20 15:31:10

#ThursdayFiveList this week is #Children and these all came to me pretty fast haha
The Briefs - Kids Laugh at You
youtu.be/ULi4kgTJny8

@DiverDoc@mstdn.ca
2025-12-18 21:47:52

I have to laugh. In most TV movies and shows, if someone receives a head injury of any kind, it seems to be the supreme goal of any who attend the injured person to keep them conscious at all times. Of course, there's no reason that this needs to be done. I wonder where this came from.

@hikingdude@mastodon.social
2025-11-15 14:59:29

Recently while shopping:
Salesperson: "Good day"
Customer: "I'd like xyz"
Salesperson: "Good day anyway."
Me trying not to laugh.. just treat service staff as humans. It's not THAT hard.

@Kingu@sakurajima.moe
2026-01-13 22:25:39

I laugh every time

@cvillisek89@noc.social
2025-11-27 00:49:18

Okay well this video made me laugh a lot, really like the humour there!
#Gaming #ReceiptPrinter #CanItRunDoom

@grahamperrin@bsd.cafe
2026-01-18 14:31:12

@… I shouldn't laugh, but oh, those email stats. I empathise.
Does it help to laugh?

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-02-01 07:58:24

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #SonicReducer
Big Laugh:
🎵 Numb
#BigLaugh
convulserecords.bandcamp.com/t
open.spotify.com/track/7y2lJHD

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-01-15 23:13:46

A: "Oh my god, he is *you*. If you were mayor, the first two things you'd do is fill on a pothole in a bike lane, and install bidets in your office."
Me: "pretty much, yep!"
#NYC #Mamdani

 Brooklyn had in 2008, but also—finally!—bidets in those aforementioned five bathrooms.

"We will be installing a few bidets into Gracie Mansion," Mamdani said on Tuesday, adding with a laugh, "That's an aspirational hope; we'll see if we can get in done."

If installing a bidet is "aspirational," where does that leave universal child care? 

Perhaps Mamdani is referring to the cost of buying five bidets—the TOTO Washlet S5 (the one I own) currently retails for a cool $587.70 on BidetKing.com, …
@LaChasseuse@mastodon.scot
2026-01-15 21:08:17

Apologising to the sick astronaut, but this made me laugh for about a half an hour #IYKYK

Screenshot from BlueSky
HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk

NASA say that the crew member who was ill and returned to earth is
doing well and now having a meal with colleagues.
(image shows a scene from the film Alien, when the crew member who was attacked by the alien is having a meal with the others and appears fine.)

13:31:15 Jan 2026
@inthehands@hachyderm.io
2026-01-23 01:27:45

From that observer who was taken yesterday, shared here with permission, because we could all use a good laugh. (Note: Whipple is the fed bldg that’s ICE’s MSP HQ)
❝So here’s my story about returning to the world…
When they let you out of Whipple, they give you back your personal effects (minus your phone). And just send you out the front door with whatever you were wearing when you came in.
So I’m walking out the front door of Whipple, probably looking like an ice agent coming off shift, and pulling all of my random shit out of my bag/dropping it in the snowbank, etc.… And I can hear the protesters at the gate, taunting me… “oh did you drop your phone, you piece of shit?” “You’re TERRIBLE!” “Fucking Nazi!” And I was just loving it, actually. But when I got closer and used my big voice “You assholes are barking up the wrong tree…. These MF’ers just released me!” The crowd went absolutely crazy.❞

@oligneisti@social.linux.pizza
2025-11-14 07:21:51

I sometimes write posts which go through twists and turns that make them look haphazard and are met with incomprehension or even scorn from readers who think I've accidentally made them laugh though I actually carefully constructed the piece with phrasing to build up to an often non-sequitur type of punchline.

@brian_gettler@mas.to
2026-01-08 23:25:47

I will never not smile or even laugh out loud when this song comes on. It's good for the soul.
Hard-Ons, "Stairway To Heaven"
hard-ons1.bandcamp.com/track/s

@grumpybozo@toad.social
2025-11-12 23:31:34

Too good to verify @… chaos.social/@Natanox/11552579

@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2026-01-12 00:38:00

I watch comedy whem I'm sad.
And sometimes I even laugh.
The sadness doesn't go away, though.

@bencurthoys@mastodon.social
2025-11-13 15:41:20

This just made me laugh
scp-wiki.wikidot.com/the-found
Partly because I have been making friends with the local Corvid population here and now when I walk the dog past the spot where I feed them they flock to me and gape…

@nemorosa@mastodon.nu
2025-12-17 00:06:52

“Survival is sometimes just squeak, squeak, squeak until the menace gets bored and leaves.”
I can't even begin to explain what I'm writing at the moment. There are hamsters, bodyless Voices, and hobnobs. The security chief is hiding under a rug, the manager is missing their clipboard, and someone is hosting a breathing class in the basement again.
It will be even less comprehensible if I try to explain. But I suppose it's a good sign that I laugh myself to tears when I…

@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2025-12-19 11:07:23

After Sam Darnold's redemption fuels miracle rally, the Seahawks are laughing atop the NFC nytimes.com/athletic/6902363/2

@Adam@social.lein.us
2025-12-14 12:39:49

All old Kinect games need to be ported to the Nex Playground console! nexplayground.com/

@fortune@social.linux.pizza
2026-01-08 22:00:01

"In this replacement Earth we're building they've given me Africa
to do and of course I'm doing it with all fjords again because I happen to
like them, and I'm old-fashioned enough to think that they give a lovely
baroque feel to a continent. And they tell me it's not equatorial enough.
Equatorial!" He gave a hollow laugh. "What does it matter? Science has
achieved some wonderful things, of course, but I'd far rather be happ…

@rae@bne.social
2026-01-13 06:27:25

Just been working on some cards for my home assistant dashboard. Very nice animated dashboard except the developer coded low humidity as bad and high humidity as good. Obviously from a much more arid environment but made me laugh while reversing it.

Dashboard of internal and external weather elements
@tgpo@social.linux.pizza
2025-12-13 01:16:18

National Lampoon's #Christmas Vacation still makes me laugh 😆
#movie

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-12-12 19:51:26

Life Laugh Llama :llama:

Photo of a white llama wearing a red scarf
@Cognessence@social.linux.pizza
2026-01-11 14:01:00

I’m conducting my fourth four-day ‘Let Sounds Be Sounds’ seminar in Karlsruhe, Germany - from tomorrow.
Feel free to come and laugh at me / grant moral support / hear me warble on about Varèse, John Cage, the musicality of dishwasher doors, and, er, raves.
www.kunstakademie-karlsruhe.de/studium/lehrveranstaltungen/lehrauftraege-workshops/

@teledyn@mstdn.ca
2026-01-20 16:36:21

Whether 'tis nobler to laugh or cry: greeted this morning by a post by a lawyer for lawyers to 'explain' how to "bend ChatGPT to your will"
two sentences in, that's softened to just a perhaps on maybe bending the probabilities 🤣
I thought lawyers were supposed to be smart 🤔

@inthehands@hachyderm.io
2026-01-25 17:30:57

This is the SNL sketch I mentioned in the first post:
youtube.com/watch?v=uA8Oury0a80
Right now, I’m finding this kind of “cringe-laugh” material therapeutic. To protect my own mental health, I’m having to pace my grieving — which sounds so strange, but that’s what’s going on. Laughter and critical analysis both are functioning as a kind of escape valve for me right now. So please, as someone from Minneapolis, please grieve and rage, yes, and also please give yourself permission to laugh.

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-11-17 05:26:49

Want a good laugh? Watch Bill O'Reilly get clowned on LIVE TV by News Nation's Leland Vittert.
▶️ Bill O’Reilly forced to admit that his Biden claims about Epstein are false: ‘Yeah, so?!’
independent.co.uk/news/world/a

@mlippert@vmst.io
2026-02-02 19:36:44

#Wordle 1,689 4/6*
⬜⬜⬜🟨🟩 <1% of 224,115 (10)
⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 8% of 280 (3)
⬜🟩🟨🟩🟩 18% of 33 (1)
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
WordleBot
Skill 88/99
Luck 51/99
Heh, when I got the word, I really had to laugh at my previous word!

@bici@mastodon.social
2026-01-08 03:09:41

theglobeandmail.com/opinion/ga
have laugh

@blakes7bot@mas.torpidity.net
2025-11-20 20:00:27

Series C, Episode 06 - City at the Edge of the World
AVON: Do you want me to threaten you?
TARRANT: Why not? I haven't had a good laugh in ages.
AVON: Sensible. You could die laughing.
CALLY: Why are you suddenly so protective towards Vila?
blake.torpidity.net/m/306/57

Claude 3.7 describes the image as: "This image shows a man with dark brown hair styled in a 1970s fashion, featuring bangs and shoulder-length layers. He's wearing a dark leather or vinyl jacket over what appears to be a black shirt or turtleneck. The setting appears to be indoors, with a muted, institutional-looking background featuring green and pale blue tones typical of television studio sets from that era.

The lighting and color palette suggest this is from a science fiction television pr…
@bobmueller@mastodon.world
2026-01-09 21:00:09

"Hey, let's get some Chinese characters tattooed on our body without knowing any Chinese language!"
youtube.com/@ChinesewithJessie

@jake4480@c.im
2026-01-13 17:16:23

Having a laugh at the Bottlerock lineup. Whew, that's quite a mix 😂

Lineup for the Bottlerock show in May - bonkers lineup with Food Fighters, Backstreet Boys, Lil Wayne, Papa Roach, it just gets crazier the more you see 😂
@BBC6MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-02-03 15:10:06

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #CraigCharles
Hetta Falzon:
🎵 Belly Laugh
#HettaFalzon

@cvillisek89@noc.social
2025-11-27 00:49:18

Okay well this video made me laugh a lot, really like the humour there!
#Gaming #ReceiptPrinter #CanItRunDoom

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-11-10 20:15:10

Live, Laugh, Loaf

Photo of a tuxedo cat loafing on and bending an envelope that specifically says "Please do not bend".
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-02-03 06:37:27

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #KEXP's #VarietyMix
Neon Ion:
🎵 Laugh Now, Cry Later
#NeonIon
neonion.bandcamp.com/album/lau
open.spotify.com/track/6hu1LZj

@midtsveen@social.linux.pizza
2026-01-12 20:15:24

You do not vote syndicalist, you organize syndicalist, so treating it like an election choice in Kaiserreich is fundamentally silly.
Because of that, I’m buying myself Hearts of Iron IV just to install Kaiserreich and laugh at it.
Image is probably AI-generated; I grabbed it from DuckDuckGo and genuinely do not care.
#Humor

Black-and-white historical photograph of a large urban building completely covered in political banners and murals promoting syndicalism, including slogans like Unite against upper class oppression and imperialism, vote syndicalist, and list 3, with workers depicted raising flags and crowds of pedestrians walking past on the street below, suggesting an election campaign staged in a strongly working-class, revolutionary aesthetic.
@inthehands@hachyderm.io
2026-01-14 02:08:30

Because we all need a good cathartic pain-laugh, I want to make sure you have read this literary masterpiece of an article.
🧵
theonion.com/ice-confirms-agen

@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2025-12-11 18:46:30

Texans owner Cal McNair makes light of C.J. Stroud's perceived slight, pair finally complete elusive high-five

cbssports.com/nfl/news/texans-

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-11-11 04:57:03

For those of you upset like me & need a political laugh...
▶️ The West Wing - Best Funny Moments Compilation - Part 1
youtube.com/watch?v=XZQPJmPqej

@midtsveen@social.linux.pizza
2025-11-09 12:19:31

#Juche tell me more about Charles North Korea! ❓ ❤️
@… you probably have oppinions on this guy.

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-11-08 20:50:28

Hey #Asians? Need a good laugh? OMG, Hasan's slap bit... SO GOOD.
▶️ Comedians On Being Of Asian Descent In America
youtube.com/watch?v=b5lJ1icjFJ

@BBC6MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-01-28 15:09:27

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #CraigCharles
Hetta Falzon:
🎵 Belly Laugh
#HettaFalzon

@mlippert@vmst.io
2025-12-20 17:57:09

#Wordle 1,645 2/6*
⬜⬜⬜🟩🟨 <1% of 233,790 (6)
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 8% of 37
WordleBot
Skill 99/99
Luck 92/99
Rare, but always make me laugh, it's so unexpected!
And wow, my 1st word reduced the options to only 6

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-12-08 18:44:28

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #MiddayShow
The National feat. Phoebe Bridgers:
🎵 Laugh Track
#TheNational #PhoebeBridgers
thenational.bandcamp.com/track
open.spotify.com/track/7aprF5A