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@raysofred@discordian.social
2025-01-29 05:43:55

I'm only as dangerous as you'll force me to be

@n8foo@macaw.social
2024-11-27 06:25:02

I think my daughter gets me. A for accuracy. Also, the disco ball is a nice touch.

Drawing of a skeleton, with it's eyes falling out, scratches and blood on it's skull, but happily listening to music on some headphones.
@raysofred@discordian.social
2025-01-28 04:24:15

Buying things that make me sad

@BugWarp@wikis.world
2024-12-25 21:02:27

So uh.. this year #DoctorWho Christmas special was really good?
boxd.it/8a7pyl

@samir@functional.computer
2024-12-20 22:53:21

@… It's a whole new team now, isn't it? Makes me sad that it didn't work out. I agree that their editor was a pain but I think it was a pain in the right direction.

@loleg@fosstodon.org
2024-11-03 17:32:54

"Code is, ultimately, characters on a screen, and software engineers do nothing but hammer that code into shapes that spark Joy and Money. The fear and dread comes from a culture where people feel bad that they can't work quickly enough in the terrible codebase, where they feel judged for slowing down to hammer the code into better shapes that sadly aren't on the Jira board, and where management looks down on people who practice craftsmanship."
-- Ludicity

@KraftTea@mastodon.social
2024-12-17 23:05:07

This situation actually reminds me a bit of the dotcom bubble collapse in the late '90s / early '00s, with slight differences.
Declining stocks & VC led to a bunch of startups initially being unable to obtain additional funding. To make matters worse, ad demand started falling, leading to lower revenues for ad-based internet services.
In this case, a decline of ad demand is trailing dotcom revenue shortages. I suspect currency & stock weakness & a slowing econ…

@mszll@datasci.social
2024-11-14 13:55:10

Follow me on bluesky here: bsky.app/profile/mszll.datasci
(My posts from Mastodon will be bridged to there)

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2024-12-06 20:04:25

My #Fallout #PipBoy sits on my desk & makes me happy just seeing its old green monochrome display.
I play #KEarth 101.1 on its built-in FM radio & it takes me back to my childhood, listening…

@@Gigi@kolektiva.social
2025-01-15 06:09:10

Here's why having accounts on different apps is a good thing:
Instead of responding directly to the person who annoyed me, or even sub posting on the same platform, Ima make snarky comments over here where, likely, they will never see it.
Like:
I'm going to start calling straight white guys in positions that *I* don't think they're qualified for "legacy hires".
#LegacyHires

@isewvinyl@sunny.garden
2024-11-19 15:05:36

“Dangerous Coats” by Sharon Owens
Someone clever once said
Women were not allowed pockets
In case they carried leaflets
To spread sedition
Which means unrest
To you & me
A grandiose word
For commonsense
Fairness
Kindness
Equality
So ladies, start sewing
Dangerous coats
Made of pockets & sedition

@samir@functional.computer
2024-12-20 20:35:28

@… Amazing, thanks for sharing! It doesn’t surprise me that per-language approaches have been taken, and I would expect that if someone did this, it would be people who’ve already done it once, but niche.
I was definitely inspired a bit by Darklang.

@luana@wetdry.world
2024-12-12 02:13:04

Of course the person who makes cool videos about popcorn mode (my new microwave seems to have the bad one btw ;-; idk why they don’t have this on the spec sheet), pinball machines, dishwashers and stuff would be on fedi, idk how that didn’t occur to me before

@n8foo@macaw.social
2024-11-20 17:56:45

really surprised to see all this traction around #bluesky right now. not sure what to make of it WRT fediverse and mastodon. kind of bums me out that people are not migrating here.

@blakes7bot@mas.torpidity.net
2024-11-10 10:27:24

Series A, Episode 03 - Cygnus Alpha
BLAKE: Well, I doubt whether we'd understand the manuals, so go ahead and try one. Go on.
JENNA: Well, don't blame me if it's self-destruct.
blake.torpidity.net/m/103/50 B7B2

@samir@functional.computer
2024-12-20 23:42:09

@… Can I interest you in /dev/null As A Service?
For the low price of $5.99/month, you can send me a link to anything, and I will lose it for you!
This is a write-only service.

@isewvinyl@sunny.garden
2024-11-19 14:41:30

After wearing my cargo pants yesterday and being spoiled by decent sized pockets (I could fit my phone in the front pocket, keys, and lipstick without it falling out when I sit) I’m pissed again about the pockets in my current pants, back pocket I can only put my hand up to my second knuckle in the back (might fit a lipstick but it would fall out) and the front ones, stuff keeps falling out when I sit. I’m going to lengthen the pockets based on the cargo pants pockets, I don’t care if it ‘ruins the line of the pants, and adds bulkiness’ because as I always say, women’s pockets, when pants have them, are bullshit. And I don’t care if they make me look fat because I value function and comfort more. My son can fit a whole keyboard in his. I’ve been gradually lengthening my pockets as I get to them, or wearing a Fanny pack, but had to go to a funeral Sunday and got pissed again about my pockets. I want to empower other women with decent pockets, so we can take over. That poem about seditious pockets comes to mind. Or at least carry phones and keys. Will post photos. #sewing #pockets #womenspants

@samir@functional.computer
2024-12-20 20:41:09

@… Very cool!
I agree. This isn’t the 1980s any more, and we’re past the point that one person can build an operating system. And this is a large chunk of an operating system.
This is why I’m not even trying. But if people were willing to try with me, and I trusted them, I might change my mind.
(Unrelated: I am working on another pair of “…

@BugWarp@wikis.world
2024-12-18 13:20:30

Finally, the soundtrack of the #Paris2024 Opening Ceremony is published. This was certainly the highlight of the ceremony for me, Victor Le Masne did an amazing work.
open.spot…

@blakes7bot@mas.torpidity.net
2024-11-08 21:09:18

Series B, Episode 04 - Horizon
BLAKE: They don't.
GUARD: You. [Signals to Selma] Come with me.
blake.torpidity.net/m/204/475 B7B5

ChatGPT4 describes the image as: "The image appears to be from a scene set in a cave. The setting is dark and rocky, illuminated by a few lights suggesting an underground or mysterious environment. Two characters are visible, one with light hair wearing a pink outfit and another with darker features adorned with intricate, possibly alien-like designs. This scene likely involves an adventurous or possibly sci-fi context, where the characters are exploring or interacting within a subterranean env…
@n8foo@macaw.social
2024-11-08 05:57:33

Maybe if I buy this flower a drink, it will tell me the secret to its optimism #bloomscrolling

A single newly bloomed white daisy in a bed of its dead and hibernating siblings, with mostly green and brown leaves.
@BugWarp@wikis.world
2024-12-17 17:02:17

Falleció #BeatrizSarlo. Podría recordarla por un millón de ensayos, logros y entrevistas. Pero elijo hacerlo con estas anécdotas porque cuando sea grande apunto a ser igual de hincha pelotas y lúcido.
Gracias por tanto

Captura de pantalla de un tweet del usuario @FedeSioux:
"La última vez que vi a Beatriz Sarlo no fue en la televisión, fue en la línea A peleándose con una pendeja a la que le decía que si le molestaban los empujones no sabía usar el subte 😭"
Extracto de una entrevista a Sarlo:
-Vuelvo sobre un tema, Beatriz: el pueblo quiere saber qué opina Sarlo del ChatGPT.
-No lo he pensado. Es un desarrollo que no me causa sorpresa. Pero no he pensado todavía sobre sus consecuencias. No creo que viva para verlas.
-Mirá que vienen rápido.
-Lo mío también.
@blakes7bot@mas.torpidity.net
2024-11-07 10:28:00

Series B, Episode 03 - Weapon
TRAVIS: And the slave pits?
SERVALAN: When you're of no further use to me, Travis.
blake.torpidity.net/m/203/68 B7B2

ChatGPT4 describes the image as: "This image is a black-and-white photograph depicting a person wearing a textured outfit with a distinctive eyepatch or face marking over one eye. The setting appears to be in a minimalistic or sci-fi inspired environment, possibly a scene from a television show or film. The person has a serious or intense expression on their face. Further context or specific identification is not possible from the image alone."

Blakes7Bot, version 3.7.34.
@n8foo@macaw.social
2024-11-10 18:36:04

Watching the 2018 sequel to #Halloween last night wasn’t too terrifying.
However. It did set me up for having a small heart attack when I spotted this over my shoulder hanging in the bathroom.

A youth sized Michael Meyers Halloween outfit (mechanic jumpsuit).
@n8foo@macaw.social
2024-12-08 16:47:10

Every year around the holidays I get nostalgic for the old-timey 13 Days of 007. I definitely credit TBS for making me a #jamesbond fan.

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-01-12 23:06:26

I am launching this bot today. It posts a nickname for the 45th President once an hour.
Enjoy!
(and please don't send me to a reeducation camp for making this)
- @…
#satire

@blakes7bot@mas.torpidity.net
2024-11-07 07:07:50

#Blakes7 Series C, Episode 10 - Ultraworld
CALLY: [V.O. still faint] Help me, please. I don't know where I am.
AVON: Cally, where are you? We need your location.
blake.torpidity.net/m/310/98

@BugWarp@wikis.world
2024-12-09 02:40:31

But in better news today I also finished #Frieren and holy cow that was amazing, can't wait for season 2.
My full review: boxd.it/80sUvz