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@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2026-02-16 10:27:51

Silly cat woke me up at 3:30am so I took half of my pain meds because, well, pain. It’s subsided a bit since then… maybe I should try to get more sleep. 😴

@stefan@gardenstate.social
2026-01-15 12:49:47

Sometimes it feels silly to donate $1 to any project but while the amount of money they have is important they also care about total number of donors as a way to demonstrate broad interest in a project.

@midtsveen@social.linux.pizza
2026-01-15 17:11:04

States are silly! 💅

@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io
2026-02-14 14:37:09

Yay cassettes. The tail-end one like the TDK CD POWER have silly names but are quite competent for recording.

@zachleat@zachleat.com
2026-01-12 21:46:59

look, as my own internal dialogue has surmised: no aircraft can contain an infinite number of life vests. that would be silly. anyone would be silly to think that. the flight attendants did not announce that as part of the safety briefing…

@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2026-02-16 01:50:32

I just started using the arduino-cli but I can't find a way to specify which USB stack to use.
I may have a workaround. I am thinking I can uninstall the stack I do not want it to use, but that seems like a silly hack.
#arduino #maker

When Joseph Stalin took the stage, applause wasn’t just standard. It meant your freedom. 
As the crowd thundered with cheers, no one dared to break first.
Not after two minutes. Not after four. Not after six.
As Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn wrote in “The Gulag Archipelago,” “It was becoming insufferably silly even to those who adored Stalin.” 
Finally, after 11 minutes, one man
— the director of a paper factory
— broke the spell.
And with that one act o…

@Defiance@sfba.social
2026-03-14 21:00:03

Entrez Vous - "(Crying In The) Sportsbook" (2026)
A typically silly song from this Chapel Hill area band's latest release.
#music #rock #country

@keithp@fosstodon.org
2026-03-14 22:54:40

It's a silly way to write dates, but it does offer us a unique opportunity. Happy τ/2 day to all who celebrate.

Marionberry pie with π inscribed in the top.
@trezzer@social.linux.pizza
2026-02-14 20:51:03

I’m almost done reading Careless People. And here I thought I couldn’t think less of Meta leadership than I already did. Silly me.

@fluchtkapsel@nerdculture.de
2026-01-14 12:09:26

It's surprisingly hard to find a changelog or release history for `apt` itself.
I just wanted to find out when apt 1.1 has been released but the usual search terms all result in links to "how to get changelog for a package using apt" or similar.
At last I just searched for "apt 1.1" and found an article from 2015 showcasing the features of apt 1.1.
I guess, the real solution would have been something like `apt-get changelog apt` or similarly silly :-…

@markhburton@mstdn.social
2026-01-14 09:37:42

Tories and Lib Dems criticise Starmer’s ‘spinelessness’ after U-turn on digital ID
All very silly. The proposal is still in place, it's just that a biometric passport can be used as an alternative.
Pragmatic authoritarianism that still needs opposing.

@johnm@social.tchncs.de
2026-03-06 15:13:50

A random list of silly things I hate
#stuff

@cellfourteen@social.petertoushkov.eu
2026-01-12 13:03:09

I know it's a silly thing, but I really enjoy streaming my Xbox Series X on Linux 😎
#gaming #Xbox #Linux

Video shows a Linux Desktop. The mouse cursor double clicks an "Xbox Remote Play" icon, which opens a Chrome app that connects to my Xbox gaming console. I procede quick resuming Star Wars Jedi Fallen Order and do a little happy wall run and promptly exit the app back to desktop.
@Demirramon@cyberfurz.social
2026-01-13 13:13:22

A friend told me my DJ name should be Demi Ramen Noodles

Short bit of the song "Niles, the creator of the imperfect" with flashy visuals. It has a noodles icon in the center, with the text "Ramen Noodles" slowly rotating around it. In the end, my VRC avatar appears badly pixelated and doing a silly dance with the text GET REAL.
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-02-14 14:38:40

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #KEXP's #90TEEN
Descendents:
🎵 Silly Girl
#Descendents
atomiccalifornia.bandcamp.com/
open.spotify.com/track/1o0cObp

@wraithe@mastodon.social
2026-02-11 19:32:24

So, one of the fun, silly things in our house was my wife getting our little black cat a new, fancier scratcher he just refused to use & her not getting him another one so *I* finally went & got one of the cheap ones, which he used
Me: “he’s using your scratcher finally!”
Her: “Really?”
Me:…

Picture of a small black cat snoozing in the sunlight lying in a cardboard scratcher like a bed
Picture of a same black cat in the sunlight lying in a cardboard scratcher having ofc woken up because I’m taking pictures of him and looking at me upside down
@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2026-03-13 23:20:38

I wrote up a blog post about my silly Apple Shortcut that grabs the latest Toot and displays it...
#blogpost

@fanf@mendeddrum.org
2026-03-08 15:01:16

there’s a little bird in the garden that’s fascinated by the kitchen window
we were looking at each other through the glass when it decided to fly towards me
“don’t fly into the window, you silly tit”, i said
then i realised the right epithet would have been “great tit” oh well

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-02-07 19:43:09

It remains silly that the "express" F train switches to its old routing on weekends (stopping at queensbridge instead of court st), despite being slower to do so and also confusing af for riders. Make it make sense.
#NYC #MTA

@azonenberg@ioc.exchange
2026-03-08 04:43:48

The only appropriate response to AI.
If they want to turn us all into toddlers who just press the button and watch slop come out, we can act like toddlers and sing silly songs while telling the bubble to pop.
youtube.com/watch?v=KCWJ8bhE2OU

@midtsveen@social.linux.pizza
2026-01-12 20:15:24

You do not vote syndicalist, you organize syndicalist, so treating it like an election choice in Kaiserreich is fundamentally silly.
Because of that, I’m buying myself Hearts of Iron IV just to install Kaiserreich and laugh at it.
Image is probably AI-generated; I grabbed it from DuckDuckGo and genuinely do not care.
#Humor

Black-and-white historical photograph of a large urban building completely covered in political banners and murals promoting syndicalism, including slogans like Unite against upper class oppression and imperialism, vote syndicalist, and list 3, with workers depicted raising flags and crowds of pedestrians walking past on the street below, suggesting an election campaign staged in a strongly working-class, revolutionary aesthetic.
@aardrian@toot.cafe
2026-03-07 22:21:09

Until `interpolate-size` has more support, you may need script to animate `<details>`.
Until then, making the disclosed content a _peer_ to `<details>` is probably a bad idea.
Strapping on `aria-describedby`, `definition`, and `term` is just comedy.
adria…

@bici@mastodon.social
2026-02-09 02:37:40

Me no like Super Bowl. Me no watch silly show. Me lay low.
#NFL #SuperBowl #YAWN

@chiraag@mastodon.online
2026-01-07 17:15:53

It is silly and ludicrous to lump privacy-preserving webpage translation with GenAI and chatbots and LLMs. While I don't _regularly_ use the translation feature, I absolutely appreciate that the alternative would be something like Google Translate, a materially worse outcome. And, as others have pointed out, bundling a translation tool into the browser makes the web more accessible for people who do not know English. That is a good thing!

@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io
2026-02-10 01:06:14

funnily enough these are great tapes despite the somewhat silly “CD” name and marketing

@radioeinsmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-02-25 08:55:44

🇺🇦 Auf radioeins läuft...
Silly:
🎵 Bye Bye
#NowPlaying #Silly
sillye.bandcamp.com/album/e
open.spotify.com/track/1Fx6ARx

@jonquark@mastodon.org.uk
2026-01-10 11:01:58

I'm going to go and see @… in Winchester in September.
I've never been to a poetry reading and it might sound silly, but I'm not quite sure what to expect - I guess we'll go and see :)

@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2026-02-13 20:33:50

It's been a while since I used Processing but I'm happy to say I can still launch it and quickly write a silly application in a dozen lines of code in about 10 minutes.
processing.org/

@bobmueller@mastodon.world
2026-01-09 08:00:12

Silly officer.

@detondev@social.linux.pizza
2026-03-05 18:47:24

the word funny feels diluted, synonymous with observation in general. silly feels like the worst choice no matter which direction used.

@grahamperrin@bsd.cafe
2026-02-05 18:42:15

@… KDE did not make a silly design choice.
Cc @… @…

@inthehands@hachyderm.io
2026-02-02 06:09:55

A small crowd swooshes up to her. I was worried she might have hit her head, but no: she’s fine, and she’s laughing. And she looks up at these concerned strangers staring down at her, and just grins herself silly. Her friend is laughing now too. I say, “Count body parts!” and she cracks up again. She’s really, really bad at ice skating, and all these strangers just want to make sure she’s OK, and they love it that she’s here.
•This• is Minneapolis.
6/

@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2026-02-13 17:14:37

One thing that bothers me about Stoat: If you click on a link you get a dialog that says "External links can be dangerous!" which is so goddamn silly to someone who has been using the web for three decades.
Etsy did this years ago as well, and I'm sure other platforms do it too for lock-in purposes, though they'll say it's for safety.

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2025-12-20 10:45:00

"No one cares"? 🫤
#silly #dissonance #socialMedia

@lightweight@mastodon.nzoss.nz
2026-02-26 04:28:37

Still love this video of our silly hound...
peertube.iridescent.nz/w/n3ff9

@cyrevolt@mastodon.social
2026-01-29 16:03:36

What'cha lookin' at?
Felt silly, put eye emoji on a photo of a drink with ice semi-spheres and a straw.

@philip@mastodon.mallegolhansen.com
2026-02-27 05:08:13

Was I sitting here at 21:00 PT / 00:00 ET refreshing lego.com just so I could get the silly little Pokémon center reward? You bet I was.
Did I get one? Heck yeah.
All the best to the other fans out there hoping to get their hands on one.
#LEGO

@chiraag@mastodon.online
2026-02-08 01:29:40

FYI @… has the updated borders (I use @…)! Interesting video:
Nebula:

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-03-13 02:57:15

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #EasternEchoes
Silly, Kuami Eugene, Ted Park:
🎵 Stay Up
#Silly #KuamiEugene #TedPark

@Sustainable2050@mastodon.energy
2025-12-21 20:35:27

The debate about 'abundance' vs 'degrowth' often still seems to be about whether or not GDP should continue to grow. That's silly. A simple example to illustrate this:
What would you prefer:

@bencurthoys@mastodon.social
2025-12-27 20:43:03

I made myself a silly t-shirt
monad.teemill.com/product/alie

Me wearing my t-shirt which has the text of the "special order" from Alien but instead of "secure a specimen" or whatever it says "maximise shareholder value".
@cheryanne@aus.social
2026-02-21 18:08:31

Retrolized
Classic memories of Top 40 songs, one hit wonders, silly songs, bogan rock tracks, TV themes and the golden TV commercials from the 70's and 80's...
Great Australian Pods Podcast Directory: greataustralianpods.com/retrol

Retrolized
Screenshot of the podcast listing on the Great Australian Pods website
@ellie@ellieayla.net
2026-01-11 22:35:27

Binary partitioning with k-d trees is silly amazing. And with OSM data in radians and pretending the planet is a perfect sphere, scikit-learn's BallTree works wonderfully for quickly finding things nearby some reference point.
Like how far away the nearest bicycle_parking is for every building in a city.
#IMadeAThing #python #osm #overpassql

@penguin42@mastodon.org.uk
2025-12-22 14:01:36

Potatoes/energy: 75kcal/100g, ~1500kcal/2kg.
Petrol: 7500kcal/litre.
UK supermarket silly xmas deal, 5p/2kg of potatoes; 300kcal/1pence
petrol 135p/litre; 55kcal/pence.

@blackknight95857669@social.linux.pizza
2025-12-29 19:55:58

Is This Seat Taken? (Multi, XP'd on #SteamDeck ) A charming little puzzle game where you help shapes find the perfect spots.
As the title suggests, this game is all about placing things in the right seat. There's a little story to go with it about one of the shapes wanting to be a movie star.
It's cute, cozy, and perfect for bedtime/on the go short sessions on the …

@midtsveen@social.linux.pizza
2026-01-06 14:26:29

States are silly — Trans Rights and Thinkpads 4eva, lol!! 🏳️‍⚧️💻
#Anarchism #TransRights #Thinkpad

@BBC6MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-01-02 07:02:32

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #NickGrimshaw
Janet Kay:
🎵 Silly Games
#JanetKay
beatsinabundance.bandcamp.com/
open.spotify.com/track/31p1N5b

@gray17@mastodon.social
2026-01-19 07:17:40

Tron Ares.. is silly. there's no logic to it, it's just vibes. turn up the NIN soundtrack and plug it into your vibrator

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-01-01 05:59:12

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #AstralPlane
Amantes del futuro:
🎵 cumbia de la Montana
#Amantesdelfuturo
bassfoodkrew.bandcamp.com/trac
open.spotify.com/track/39h2XcP

@stefan@gardenstate.social
2026-01-31 02:34:23

One thing that is a pain about dropbox on ubuntu is if you are re-setting up dropbox you can't point it at an existing folder that was previously downloaded. you need to re-download everything, which is a bit silly.

@chris@mstdn.chrisalemany.ca
2026-01-11 21:02:56

Hey #forkiverse folks!! Welcome! Don’t let the reply guys turn you away. Focus on the #catsodon #dogsOfMastoson #fensterfreitag #mossotodon and other silly and wonderful things and people on the #opensocialweb!
You are part of the future of Social web! You are making that future! Thank you and have fun!

@shaun@mastodon.xyz
2026-01-19 04:06:17

"A Memphis woman was arrested after she refused AT&T fiber optic installation"
I don't think it's unreasonable to tell a utility crew you don't want a handhole in your yard. Obviously this doesn't scale (they have to put them somewhere) but arresting people over this is silly.

@ThatHoarder@mastodon.online
2026-01-20 11:03:05

Laughter is also healing. Being silly is healing. Community is heallng. Finding joy and moments of lightness along the way is healing.

@midtsveen@social.linux.pizza
2026-01-07 00:27:03

A #Thinkpad is silly without #Linux/ #BSD on them! 😴

@fanf@mendeddrum.org
2025-12-25 17:37:58

after we ran out of jokes and riddles from the crackers, we were telling each other silly jokes
and the conversation drifted to 67
which reminded me of (in yoda voice)
why five afraid of six is?
because six seven eight!
which was new and amusing to everyone else around the table :-)

@blakes7bot@mas.torpidity.net
2026-01-29 07:48:08

#Blakes7 Series D, Episode 10 - Gold
TARRANT: Ask a silly question. I'm beginning to wish I was eating the same food as them. They seem to be having a good time.
SOOLIN: Why don't we wait in the Pursers Office?
b…

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2025-12-24 23:11:27

Mastodon, we got you this cat for the holidays. #CatsOfMastodon

A tabby cat on the arm of a couch sitting on a blanket. On top of him, some pink wrapping paper covering his body. Only his head is visible. He looks bored with our silly human antics.
@fraca7@social.linux.pizza
2026-02-17 22:27:58

So tonight is penne with « Etna » (hot pepper) pesto, additional Parmesan and… smoked duck magret. This is getting rather silly but I have leftovers to finish.
#food #cooking

@fluchtkapsel@nerdculture.de
2026-01-17 20:30:34
Content warning:

latex, silly

LaTeX aus Russisch Brot auf einem Laptop.
@ThatHoarder@mastodon.online
2026-01-20 11:03:05

Laughter is also healing. Being silly is healing. Community is heallng. Finding joy and moments of lightness along the way is healing.

@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2026-02-21 13:22:39

Just email someone. I always like it when people email me about some weird blog post or project I’ve done.
goodinternetmagazine.com/why-i

@midtsveen@social.linux.pizza
2026-01-20 19:15:11

Hey, I’m your friendly neighborhood leftwing extremist; anarcho-syndicalist, anti-imperialist, non-binary mess (they/them, bi as fuck) from Bergen, Norway.
I overthrow capitalism in my free time because states are silly, bread is for the people, trans rights are sacred, and Thinkpads reign supreme 4eva, lol!! 🏳️‍⚧️💻
#Anarchism

Person with long light hair standing in a forest, gently holding a moss-covered tree trunk. They wear a hippie shirt and look calmly at the camera, surrounded by green leaves and branches in soft natural light.
@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2025-12-19 16:19:21

I'm still proud of this silly noise-making project...
#microbit

@BBC3MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-02-22 17:37:27

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on BBCRadio3's #TheEarlyMusicShow
John Dowland, Anthony Rooley & Emma Kirkby:
🎵 It was a time when silly bees could speak
#JohnDowland #AnthonyRooley #EmmaKirkby
open.spotify.com/track/3pp2BN1

@losttourist@social.chatty.monster
2026-01-17 18:43:15

That was as silly as ever - same again next week Fediglators? #Gladiators