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@axbom@axbom.me
2024-04-02 13:16:45

If you haven't seen it yet, Jon Stewart on the false promises of AI was quite funny:

(the AI part starts 3 minutes in)

https://invidious.privacyredirect.com/watch?v=20TAkcy3aBY

@bthalpin@mastodon.social
2024-04-01 13:33:20

It's kind of a bad day to publish an article like this
theguardian.com/world/2024/apr

@Techmeme@techhub.social
2024-04-30 03:35:39

A profile of and interview with Rabbit CEO Jesse Lyu, on the origins of the R1, taking "10 minutes to design" the device, the AI gadget competition, and more (Raymond Wong/Inverse)
inverse.com/tech/rabbit-r1-jes

@icymi_philosophy@botsin.space
2024-03-01 23:03:06

New Daily Digest available in a few minutes here:
ph-st.github.io/icymi_philosop

@zimpenfish@social.rjp.is
2024-02-02 13:45:22

I have started watching The Beekeeper. The credits already had me thinking "this is going to be some lazy arse nonsense" and the first 3 minutes of actual film have done nothing to dispel that. His bee keeping outfit looks more like some fancy fencing outfit than an actual bee keeping outfit. Also the editing is bizarre. Lots of cutting away from actual drama happening to wistful shots of JayStat smoking bees. Nonsense.

(also I typed 'outfirt' almost every time t…

@axbom@axbom.me
2024-04-02 13:16:45

If you haven't seen it yet, Jon Stewart on the false promises of AI was quite funny:

(the AI part starts 3 minutes in)

https://invidious.privacyredirect.com/watch?v=20TAkcy3aBY

@cowboys@darktundra.xyz
2024-02-29 18:14:55

Cowboys show serious interest in draft target expected to light the NFL Scouting Combine on fire yardbarker.com/nfl/articles/co

@sncf_ligne_r@lepoulsdumonde.com
2024-04-30 14:27:10

Le train suivant voit son départ différé de 10 minutes environ :
- KUMO, départ Paris Gare de Lyon Š 16h21 - arrivée Montereau Š 17h19.
Motif : conditions de départ non réunies.
🤖 30/04 16:27

@timbray@cosocial.ca
2024-04-29 02:13:09
Content warning: Hockey

I bailed on the #Canucks game at 10 minutes left in the 3rd because both teams were playing badly, no passes being completed, no flow. Clearly God punished me for disloyalty. Oh well, on to #Oilers/Kings.
#HNOM

@paulbusch@mstdn.ca
2024-02-29 13:34:49

Good Morning #Canada
Today, February 29th, gives you 1,440 extra minutes this year. Gaining a full day every 4 years should help you finish some odd jobs around the house. I know that I'll be working on some things that, back in 2020, I put off until the next leap year. Wife is not impressed.
But do you get paid for this extra day by your employer? Maybe but doubtful. February 29…

@icymi_philosophy@botsin.space
2024-02-29 23:03:21

New Daily Digest available in a few minutes here:
ph-st.github.io/icymi_philosop

@ubuntourist@mastodon.social
2024-02-29 12:47:25

Scientists create DVD-shaped disc that can hold more movies than you could see in your entire life;
It could be a game changer in data centers. They are able to produce a single 1.6-petabit disc in six minutes.
futurism.com/the-byte/dvd-shap

@zimpenfish@social.rjp.is
2024-02-02 13:45:22

I have started watching The Beekeeper. The credits already had me thinking "this is going to be some lazy arse nonsense" and the first 3 minutes of actual film have done nothing to dispel that. His bee keeping outfit looks more like some fancy fencing outfit than an actual bee keeping outfit. Also the editing is bizarre. Lots of cutting away from actual drama happening to wistful shots of JayStat smoking bees. Nonsense.

(also I typed 'outfirt' almost every time t…

@ThatHoarder@mastodon.online
2024-04-29 14:29:06

Let's give this a go! Want to get together with others and have an accountability session over Zoom, where we spend 90 minutes dehoarding knowing that others are doing the same? We'll chat, keep each other motivated, and cameras off if you want. Sign up at overcomecompulsivehoarding.co.

@teledyn@mstdn.ca
2024-02-28 05:48:11

Rearranging the Deck Chairs on the Titanic by AlvinHermans, Avi Romanoff, carolerman
alvinhermans.itch.io/rearrangi

@icymi_philosophy@botsin.space
2024-05-01 22:02:50

New Daily Digest available in a few minutes here:
ph-st.github.io/icymi_philosop

@grifferz@social.bitfolk.com
2024-03-29 16:32:56

I think of myself as a comedy nerd and I do enjoy a deep analysis of someone's act, which is not the same thing as you would look for in just enjoying someone's act. Some would say it takes all the fun out of it, but to me it's something extra and different.
Comedy Without Errors is an excellent YT channel for this sort of thing, and Sean Lock was a comedy genius, so what could be better than 70 minutes of analysis?

@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2024-02-26 13:50:02

Rode about 4.5 miles today in just under 30 minutes... The loop in the cemetery is where I was chasing a coyote trying to get a photo... I also reported two potholes to the city.
#mke #milwaukee #biking

Map of a bike ride.
@juandesant@astrodon.social
2024-03-29 11:29:34

Today I Learned about the Roman winter, equunoccial, and summer hours… bbc.com/future/article/2024032
Via @…

@earlofedgecombe@mstdn.social
2024-02-02 12:29:17

Good morning from Harlem
#Photography #GoodMorning #Sunrise #NYC

Looking through an arched window thirty minutes before sunrise the sky is a dark mass of mauve cloud. Pointed roofs of Harlem brownstones are silhouetted across the street, and a taller apartment building can be seen in the distance.
@nuthatch@infosec.exchange
2024-02-27 13:44:05

Python as a language is fine, I guess, but the tooling around it is such a fucking nightmare it has been the single biggest obstacle to me doing anything “AI” these days. A minute installing a single python dependency is ten minutes wasted.

@CerstinMahlow@mastodon.acm.org
2024-02-26 17:49:13

Is there some configuration in #Camtasia that allows to export a video in reduced size? For now I export as “local file” (aka #mp4) without any adjustments. Resulting in 3.3GB mp4 from a 2.18GB project file (40 minutes video). Which I then put into

Warmer oceans might cause #glaciers to break apart more quickly.
A 6.5-mile #crack formed in 2012 on Pine Island Glacier— a retreating ice shelf that holds back the larger West Antarctic ice sheet — in about 5 and a half minutes.
The rift opened at about 115 feet per second, or about💥 80 miles per hour.💥

@linux_mclinuxface@fosstodon.org
2024-02-25 02:36:34

Needed to mount a patch panel outside of a rack and had some weird mounting constrains.
#3dPrinting to the rescue. Model tool 15 minutes in OpenSCAD, each bracket was less than 20 minutes to print.

On the right: A grey bracket mounted in a black patch panel.

On the left: a mirror copy of the bracket unattached to the panel.

Everything is on a white background
@aardrian@toot.cafe
2024-02-21 20:13:52

I was unaware SoundCloud was so… not ideal as an embed. Anyway, I only had a few free minutes of time to donate, but if you are a screen reader user and have the spoons…?
mastodon.social/@FINOkoye/1119

@Mediagazer@mstdn.social
2024-02-20 13:45:23

Nielsen: US monthly TV viewership rose 1.4% YoY to a four-year high in January, which included three of the top 10 days with the most TV viewing since May 2021 (Lucas Manfredi/The Wrap)
thewrap.com/tv-usage-four-year

@sncf_ligne_u@lepoulsdumonde.com
2024-04-29 08:13:34

Le train suivant voit son départ différé de 15 minutes environ :
- VERI, départ de La Défense Š 9h44 - arrivée 10h26 Š La Verrière.
Motif : panne du train sur son trajet précédent.
🤖 29/04 10:13

@grork@mastodon.social
2024-03-28 16:37:35

5 minutes? Idk if I’d call that a documentary.
Looking forward to trying it though!
zeppelin.flights/@jsnell/11217

@cliffwade@allthingstech.social
2024-04-13 13:08:05

📰 New Article from EchoFeed 📰
Google Wallet ‘verify it’s you’ request appears a few minutes after phone unlock
9to5google.com/2024/04/13/goog

@nico@lepoulsdumonde.com
2024-04-27 13:32:39

C'est encore en rodage, mais l'info trafic ratp/metro/tram est relancée !
Avec des mises Š jour toutes les minutes (même s'il y a hélas un délai de publication chez idf mobilité).
Je prends les données directement sur l'API officielle, plus aucun lien avec X.
Merci Š @… pour le tuyau sur la source de données !

@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social
2024-03-26 13:59:43

Just one more damn aggravating thing (in a very long list) about getting old that sucks: Every once in a while I'll be sitting in my chair reading a book or scrolling here and out of nowhere a blop of saliva goes "down the wrong pipe" and I spend the next five to ten minutes coughing my lungs out.

@paulbusch@mstdn.ca
2024-02-28 16:57:46

Watching a thermometer is generally not that exciting. But in the last 50 minutes the temperature has gone from 13.4°C to 4.5°C. Is there a scientific name for that, other than "holy shit"...
#Caledon #Weather #SpringIsComing

@arnie_dxer@mastodon.radio
2024-03-28 08:31:26

SIGMET from Madrid on Shannon Volmet 😬
And Santa Maria
And heard one from Gander on 13270 a few minutes ago #shortwave

@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2024-04-13 08:58:24

Zionism is antisemitic.
#zionism #antisemitism

@arXiv_astrophHE_bot@mastoxiv.page
2024-03-25 07:02:53

A Comparative Study of TESS Light Curve Extraction Methods Applied to Blazars
Ethan Poore, Michael Carini, Ryne Dingler, Ann E. Wehrle, Paul J. Wiita
arxiv.org/abs/2403.14744

@ruari@velocipederider.com
2024-02-23 13:53:24

In London and I walked past a shop with this outside. While taking the picture, a woman to the side of me was also looking at it and said to me, "I wonder how you get on these things?"
Me: Funny you should ask…
[After a few minutes of me talking about penny farthings, I did allow her to leave.]

Penny farthing bike chained to a store. At the edge of the picture you can see there is someone just of camera.
@sncf_ligne_r@lepoulsdumonde.com
2024-04-29 13:18:01

Le train suivant voit son départ différé de 25 minutes environ :
- PUMA, départ Montereau Š 15h15, arrivée Paris gare de Lyon Š 16h13.
Motif : panne sur les installations du gestionnaire de réseau (incident terminé).
🤖 29/04 15:18

@josuagrw@todon.eu
2024-04-26 11:10:38

After 5 minutes it's very clear: #Fedora40 with #Wayland KDE / #Plasma6 runs like a breeze. Graphics rendering feels instantaneous and extremely snappy in a way X11 could not deliver

@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2024-03-26 10:31:38

The NFL’s controversial new rule change, plus Iowa and Caitlin Clark escape theathletic.com/5368629/2024/0

@cosmos4u@scicomm.xyz
2024-03-06 04:17:25

CBS 60 Minutes - well, actually 13 minutes - about the challenges the #Artemis program is facing ... and how #BlueOrigin might save the day in case #SpaceX doesn't deliver: cbsnews.com/news/nasa-artemis- with a transcript in cbsnews.com/news/nasa-working- and a Chinese reaction via a cartoon to the Nelson statement in twitter.com/globaltimesnews/st

@elliek@mstdn.ca
2024-04-01 13:32:36

'Tis the season for maple syrup making. For any who are curious about the history and process, I made a slideshow video about the process and you can watch it on Vimeo here:
#EllieKPosts #MapleSyrup #spring #SignsOfSpring #vimeo #Video #slideshow

@earlofedgecombe@mstdn.social
2024-04-01 13:29:16

Good morning from Harlem
#Photography #GoodMorning #Sunrise #NYC

Looking through an arched window sixteen minutes after sunrise the sky is filled with sketchy scattered blue-gray clouds. Pointed roofs of Harlem brownstones with red brickwork are across the street, and a taller apartment building can be seen in the distance.
@CerstinMahlow@mastodon.acm.org
2024-02-26 17:49:13

Is there some configuration in #Camtasia that allows to export a video in reduced size? For now I export as “local file” (aka #mp4) without any adjustments. Resulting in 3.3GB mp4 from a 2.18GB project file (40 minutes video). Which I then put into

@BootsChantilly@mstdn.social
2024-03-23 00:56:32

I prolly won’t have my boob MRI results until next week, but the procedure itself went well. I’m MASSIVELY claustrophobic, so I always have to be sedated for MRIs, but I had to do this one lying face-down, & as it turns out, if I can’t see that I’m in a tube, I don’t freak out! AT ALL! I mean, the noises sucked, & being awake but perfectly still for 40 minutes while lying face-down wasn’t super comfy, but all-in-all, I did just fine.
Good thing, too, bc they only gave me one te…

@joe@toot.works
2024-02-22 13:12:46

Last night, after I took a sleeping pill but before I went to bed, I tried to write a quick node script that I knew the boss was after. It's like having a shot clock.
The script is supposed to generate an array of links and their corresponding link text on an arbitrary URL. It, then attempts to summarize each page in that array and add the summary to the array. As it currently stands, it takes 20 minutes for the script to run and it fails to summarize anything.

A screenshot of a node script running in the terminal on Mac OS
@icymi_philosophy@botsin.space
2024-02-28 23:03:34

New Daily Digest available in a few minutes here:
ph-st.github.io/icymi_philosop

@bunnyhero@mstdn.ca
2024-02-13 00:47:09

#MondayActionMovie starts in under 15 minutes! details in pinned post! and i may be posting from my alt tonight ( @…) due to slowdowns and errors on this server

@fluxed@ieji.de
2024-04-19 21:24:54

“Private jets destined for Florida take off at times such as 11:42 p.m. or 11:54 p.m… For the ultrarich… an extra day in the wrong place could mean millions in income-tax liability.”
Private Jets Leave NY Minutes Before Midnight as Rich Flee Taxes

@cliffwade@allthingstech.social
2024-04-13 13:08:05

📰 New Article from EchoFeed 📰
Google Wallet ‘verify it’s you’ request appears a few minutes after phone unlock
9to5google.com/2024/04/13/goog

@soundclamp@mastodon.xyz
2024-04-22 03:51:13

Starting in a few minutes, everybody!
mastodon.xyz/@soundclamp/11231

@tml@urbanists.social
2024-04-13 04:37:37

Good Morning from Simeria. Slept nicely (except for being awoken for the border formalities). So far we have only 20 minutes delay. #Interrail

@sncf_ligne_r@lepoulsdumonde.com
2024-04-29 16:44:32

Prévoir un allongement de temps de trajet de 10 minutes environ pour le train suivant : - PUMA départ Montereau 18h15 arrivée Paris Gare de Lyon 19h13.
Motif : attente d'autorisation d'accès au réseau.
🤖 29/04 18:44

@ErikUden@mastodon.de
2024-02-13 11:04:54

Something big is in the works...

A screenshot of a Kdenlive render showing one hour and 45 minutes still left to render of these godforsaken multiple 12 hour videos
@jswright61@ruby.social
2024-04-13 23:21:42

If you think I’m out of ways to procrastinate doing my taxes you're wrong. But I am going to spend 12 minutes on them and see if I can make some progress.

@grumpybozo@toad.social
2024-02-12 23:13:12

Kids these days would die if they had to watch anything on the 12” B&W “portable” TVs that we of a certain age were all thrilled to have in our bedrooms back in the 70s. To watch up to 3 commercial networks, PBS, and (in big markets) maybe a couple of independents. On a schedule. No VCRs or DVRs.
This is why books were so important.

@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2024-02-23 13:55:51

Biked 21 minutes today which was 3.26 miles and an average speed of 9.2mph... Cemetery was a good ride. Only one car drove through, and one cop car was parked there.
#biking #milwaukee

Map of a bike ride.
@tarah@infosec.exchange
2024-03-13 23:29:08

Please share: If anyone has a spare few minutes to help out the EFF, want to jump in and help me finish up pasting in the short description for HTTP response codes in the Google Sheet below? We're using the MDN documentation (#defcon 🙂
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d

@shacker@zirk.us
2024-04-19 06:13:10

I've made a nightly habit of spending 20 minutes on glass.photo, exploring the work of my growing network of new friends and finding new ones. Full screen on the 27" monitor, the resolution is fantastic, as is the UX. I've never felt more at home on a photography platform than I do on Glass. There's no algorithm so it takes time to find your groove there, but start participating in the comment threads and man does it pay off.

@StephenRees@mas.to
2024-03-13 01:50:43

Cook's night off. Pizza from City Market. Reheated at home for 10 minutes. $9. Not bad really.

Pizza with mushroom, green pepper and pepperoni - cheese and tomato of course.
@tante@tldr.nettime.org
2024-03-15 09:25:40

(Just spend 10 minutes to debug an issue with Hypebot with it claiming to have boosted something I couldn't see. Pulled my hair out.
Solution: My account is blocked by that person so I can't see hypebot's repost ;) )

@zimpenfish@social.rjp.is
2024-02-28 13:12:56

The 1974 "JourneyTTCOTE" is a masterpiece. The 2024 version, without a symphony orchestra, without a full choir, without David Hemmings' narration, but with the trimmed bits (because vinyl only held ~38 minutes) added back with some Gilmour-esque twiddles and noodles, is not a masterpiece.

Take the vocals - on the 1974 version, they're laid back, almost talkative. The 2024 version has full-on torch song "belting" vocals. Completely wrong.

6/10 (b…

@earlofedgecombe@mstdn.social
2024-03-01 13:01:07

Good morning from Harlem
#Photography #GoodMorning #Sunrise #NYC

Looking through an arched window forty three minutes after sunrise the sun is in the cloudless light blue sky creating a dramatic curved lens flare. Pointed roofs of Harlem brownstones are silhouetted across the street, and a taller apartment building can be seen in the distance. The window is showing a lot of backlit grime.
@seav@en.osm.town
2024-03-05 16:04:38

🤔
theguardian.com/games/2024/feb

@cybeardjm@masto.ai
2024-03-18 23:36:25

Kamasi Washington – Re Run Home
didiermary.fr/kamasi-washingto
If you like Coltrane or Pharoah Sanders you'll enjoy this "long" piece of saxophone by Kamasi Washington (14 minutes!), from 2015.

Kamasi Washington - the epic
Kamasi Washington - Heaven & Earth
@stefan@gardenstate.social
2024-02-13 15:40:32

#GardenStateSocial
Annnd... we're back again.
another outage that lasted about 30 minutes status.scaleway.com/incidents/

@DrPlanktonguy@ecoevo.social
2024-02-17 16:09:24

Wow, canceling #onstar is an odyssey. First you have to call, no easy online option, because...easy. Second you have to go through the whole phone menu, verify with a person, have them transfer you to a specialist, then transfer you to an agent who spends 10 minutes trying to convince you what a terrible idea it is.
Don't you want all these things (I don't want). No
We have a sp…

@hashtaggames@oldfriends.live
2024-02-15 02:13:46

My server must have been busy or hiccupped because I sent the game out at the normal time and it took a couple minutes to post.
Tonight's game is
#ValentinesDayAsASongOrGif
#HashTagGames
Looks like some are playing it as

Poster Meme announcing New Game

Featured image, large blue hashTag and "A love birds' kiss" by jinterwas is licensed under CC BY 2.0. To view a copy of this license, visit https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/?ref=openverse.
Text:
 9 o'clock Hashtag

How to play
#HashTagGames

 Write something awesome, Use the Hashtag, Toot/Post and Repeat!

Please Boost

Hashtag Games on Mastodon and the entire Fediverse.

 hosted by @paul@OldFriends.Live
#ValentinesDayAsASongOrGif

Every Night, 9PM ES…
@andycarolan@social.lol
2024-03-07 22:13:50

The small, 2kw fan heater that I bought to occasionally warm my house while waiting for the new boiler to be installed can effectivelyraise the temperature of a small room by 2deg C in about 2 minutes.

@arXiv_eessIV_bot@mastoxiv.page
2024-02-15 07:20:46

Pruning Sparse Tensor Neural Networks Enables Deep Learning for 3D Ultrasound Localization Microscopy
Brice RaubyPolytechnique Montr\'eal, Mila - Quebec Artificial Intelligence Institute, Paul XingPolytechnique Montr\'eal, Jonathan Por\'eePolytechnique Montr\'eal, Maxime GassePolytechnique Montr\'eal, ServiceNow Inc, Jean ProvostPolytechnique Montr\'eal, Montreal Heart Institute

@sncf_ligne_r@lepoulsdumonde.com
2024-04-29 15:08:43

Prévoir un allongement de temps de trajet de 10 minutes environ pour le train suivant : - KUMO départ Paris Gare de Lyon 16h46, arrivée Montereau 17h44.
Motif : panne sur les installations du gestionnaire de réseau.
🤖 29/04 17:08

@servelan@newsie.social
2024-04-16 15:53:05

Republican dodges when asked if ousting Speaker Johnson makes his party look strong - Raw Story
rawstory.com/raw-investigates/

@losttourist@social.chatty.monster
2024-04-13 18:08:17

I know it sometimes seems like a bit of a pointless kitchen gadget, but I love my soup maker.
Grab a bunch of slightly-past-their-best veggies from the bottom drawer of the fridge. Throw them in the machine with a stock cube. Fill with water. Press the button.
Then go and waste time on Mastodon for half an hour (protip: you could do something useful with your life in this period of time, but honestly why would you!).
Come back into the kitchen 30 minutes later to find a lovely hot tasty and probably fairly healthy soup waiting for you.
I'd do that "follow me for more recipes" meme thing but realistically this is probably your lot!

@djnrrd@social.linux.pizza
2024-02-17 18:22:32

In about 40 minutes (19:00 GMT) it's back to Derbyshire Daddy Issues.
It's the Excavation of Hob's Barrow!
Join me #SelfPromotion

@ErikJonker@mastodon.social
2024-03-12 21:00:01

Awful picture quality, legendary performance by Prince and Sheila E. , they clearly had a lot of fun 😃 , only in the 80s they could go on for 10 minutes in one song.
youtu.be/hU0WhdxpBAs?si=cXOISs

@flancian@social.coop
2024-04-13 15:55:44

The #SocialCoop Tech Working Group's [[Open House]] is starting in five minutes! Hope you can join :)
We'll meet at meet.evolix.org/twg
Context:

@daniel@social.telemetrydeck.com
2024-03-14 17:00:18

Telekom is ringing doorbells trying to sell optic fiber again. I'm all for upgrading my internet but their prices are ludicrous and why the h*ck do they want me to sign contracts at the door without talking about pricing first?
(2 minutes of duckduckgoing later)
Oh, it's because they have 17 different prices and as someone who's already a customer, I'll pay TWICE as much as someone who'd switch to them would.

@cellfourteen@social.petertoushkov.eu
2024-03-19 01:22:43

#Nvidia 2024 #AI Event: Everything Revealed in 16 Minutes - CNET
youtube.com/watch?v=bMIRhOXAjY

@icymi_philosophy@botsin.space
2024-02-27 23:02:48

New Daily Digest available in a few minutes here:
ph-st.github.io/icymi_philosop

@ruari@velocipederider.com
2024-02-13 08:07:35

I tried to get in before 09:00. I was close but in the end I was four minutes late… Oh well. 🤷

Backwards running watch showing the time as 09:04
@cosmos4u@scicomm.xyz
2024-02-21 03:38:49

A celebrated Canadian #ScienceFiction short is now online: youtube.com/watch?v=KPLx_9XyG7 (14 minutes; *may* turn into a feature film) - see filmcarnage.com/2022/08/13/rev" for a review and torontofilmmagazine.com/post/t for an interview.

@sncf_ligne_r@lepoulsdumonde.com
2024-04-29 17:11:03

Le train suivant voit son départ différé de 15 minutes environ :
- POMA, départ Montargis 19h02, arrivée Paris Gare de Lyon 20h43
Motif : panne d'un train.
🤖 29/04 19:11

@teledyn@mstdn.ca
2024-04-13 17:06:37

Here's another first for me: launchpad.net is being stuffed by phishing links posted as comments to bug reports by 'users' who had joined only minutes before. The site itself has no provisions for reporting abuse other than their own bug-tracker.

@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2024-02-22 13:55:15

Went for a bike ride this morning. Haven’t ridden outside in a few years. Did just over 2 miles in about 12 minutes. I suppose ya gotta start somewhere.

@grumpybozo@toad.social
2024-02-20 21:10:01

SA development is so slow and trust-based that I can’t imagine us ever getting an ‘over the transom’ submission of LLM-generated code and paying any attention to it.
Rules are a different story, as those just need to prove themselves in QA. We've already got some rules that are algorithmically generated, but no one claims that to be “AI" and a trusted human does the commit before RuleQA gets to put them to the test.

@arnie_dxer@mastodon.radio
2024-03-23 09:30:27

Solar activity the past few hours has been really angry 💥💥💥

Graph of solar activity showing three M-class flares (including two within minutes of each other!) and a prolonged X-class flare within the 15-hour period from 19:00 UTC March 22nd to 09:00 UTC March 23rd, 2024. Even the activity "floor" has been rising constantly, compared to March 21st, 2024. Graph courtesy swpc.noaa.gov
@icymi_philosophy@botsin.space
2024-02-26 23:03:45

New Daily Digest available in a few minutes here:
ph-st.github.io/icymi_philosop

@stefan@gardenstate.social
2024-02-13 12:49:49

Matt Damon Stars In Super Bowl Commercial Promoting Paper Money theonion.com/depressed-taylor-

@losttourist@social.chatty.monster
2024-04-13 18:08:17

I know it sometimes seems like a bit of a pointless kitchen gadget, but I love my soup maker.
Grab a bunch of slightly-past-their-best veggies from the bottom drawer of the fridge. Throw them in the machine with a stock cube. Fill with water. Press the button.
Then go and waste time on Mastodon for half an hour (protip: you could do something useful with your life in this period of time, but honestly why would you!).
Come back into the kitchen 30 minutes later to find a lovely hot tasty and probably fairly healthy soup waiting for you.
I'd do that "follow me for more recipes" meme thing but realistically this is probably your lot!

@joe@toot.works
2024-02-13 14:15:41

7 more minutes until the bus is supposed to be here ...
Wisconsin sure is cold in the winter

@bunnyhero@mstdn.ca
2024-02-13 00:47:09

#MondayActionMovie starts in under 15 minutes! details in pinned post! and i may be posting from my alt tonight ( @…) due to slowdowns and errors on this server

@ErikJonker@mastodon.social
2024-03-12 21:00:01

Awful picture quality, legendary performance by Prince and Sheila E. , they clearly had a lot of fun 😃 , only in the 80s they could go on for 10 minutes in one song.
youtu.be/hU0WhdxpBAs?si=cXOISs

@sncf_ligne_r@lepoulsdumonde.com
2024-04-29 12:47:44

Le train suivant voit son départ différé de 10 minutes environ :
- POMA, départ Montargis Š 15h02, arrivée Š Paris gare de Lyon Š 16h43.
Motif : panne sur les installations du gestionnaire de réseau (incident terminé).
🤖 29/04 14:47

@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2024-04-21 14:18:18

Did 7 miles in 45 minutes today and it looks like this…
#mke #milwaukee #biking

Map of a bike ride.
@cliffwade@allthingstech.social
2024-03-18 13:02:21

Congrats to Mastodon for surpassing the 15,000,000 users mark as of a few minutes ago!
What a great milestone and so happy to see this place continuously growing with some awesome folks!
mastodon.social/@mastodonuserc

An image with a white background that has the number 15,000,000.
@icymi_philosophy@botsin.space
2024-02-25 23:07:18

New Daily Digest available in a few minutes here:
ph-st.github.io/icymi_philosop

@sncf_ligne_r@lepoulsdumonde.com
2024-04-29 12:06:55

Le train suivant voit son départ différé de 20 minutes environ :
- KUMO, départ Paris gare de Lyon Š 13h46, arrivée 14h44.
Motif : panne sur les installations du gestionnaire de réseau (incident terminé).
🤖 29/04 14:06

@cosmos4u@scicomm.xyz
2024-02-13 18:25:11

And yet another media telecon ahead of the #IM1 launch coming up in 5 minutes: "Lunar Delivery Readiness for First Intuitive Machines Moon Flight" at youtube.com/watch?v=mcukbOmiU-

@sncf_ligne_r@lepoulsdumonde.com
2024-04-29 08:05:58

Le train suivant voit son départ différé de 10 minutes environ :
- GAMO, départ de Paris Gare de Lyon Š 10h16, arrivée Š Montargis Š 11h55.
Motif : conditions de départ non réunies.
🤖 29/04 10:05

@sncf_ligne_r@lepoulsdumonde.com
2024-04-29 10:47:56

Le trafic est ralenti de Paris Gare de Lyon vers Moret Veneux les S.
Pour plus d'informations sur cette perturbation, consultez le fil Twitter de la ligne R.
Prévoir des allongements de temps de parcours jusqu' 20 minutes Motif : panne sur les installations du gestionnaire de réseau.
🤖 29/04 12:47