Tootfinder

A #mural from #Czersk. A bit creepy.
The title says "#Forest is our home".

Dutch quantum processor company QuantWare raised a $178M Series B from Intel, In-Q-Tel, and others to build KiloFab, a dedicated quantum manufacturing facility (Tamara Djurickovic/Tech.eu)
https://tech.eu/2026/05/05/quantware-secures-eur152m-for-large-sc…

QuantWare secures €152M for large-scale quantum systems
The quantum processor company QuantWare has raised €152 million in a Series B funding round to support the development and scaling of its technology. The announcement follows the introduction of its VIO-40K™ architecture, designed to enable quantum processors with significantly higher qubit capacity than current systems.New investors in the round include Intel Capital, In-Q-Tel, and ETF Partners, alongside existing backers such as FORWARD.one, Invest-NL Deep Tech Fund, InnovationQuarte…

To the various re-posts of today, I'll add a classic Perlisism:
“117. It goes against the grain of modern education to teach children to program. What fun is there in making plans, acquiring discipline in organizing thoughts, devoting attention to detail and learning to be self-critical?”
https://www.cs.yale…

A #mural at Bohaterów Westerplatte / Wojska Polskiego in #Rzepin.

Today’s Artemis II:
Integrity on its way to the Moon.
Time-lapse covering the period from 09:17:45 to 10:01:26 UTC
on 2026-04-03.
https://bsky.app/profile/s2a-systems.bsky.social/post/3milxqr5vpc2a

s2a systems (@s2a-systems.bsky.social)
Today’s Artemis II: Integrity on its way to the Moon. Time-lapse covering the period from 09:17:45 to 10:01:26 UTC on 2026-04-03.

Hmm, I wonder how you're supposed to keep that distance when the roofing columns are less than 3 metres apart.
It's on the railway station in #Leszno.
#rail

RE: https://social.treehouse.systems/@Elizafox/116345910961687055
I have this great new thing I'm gonna sell them. I call it a "lanyard."
I reckon it'll catch on!

Whenever people are commenting on another half-assed, crappy #LLM feat, claiming that there are "some" use cases for this "#AI", substitute "AI" with "genocide".
Because, you know, there are "use cases" for genocide too, and apparently a lot of people don't mind, as long as they can benefit from it and look the other way.
#NoAI

Gabbard's office examined voting machines in Puerto Rico (NBC News)
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/elections/tulsi-gabbards-office-says-examined-electronic-voting-systems-puerto-r-rcna257602
http://www.memeorandum.com/260205/p119#a260205p119

New Jersey county says malware attack took down phone lines, IT systems https://therecord.media/new-jersey-county-says-malware-attack-took-down-phones

WTF
"California introduces age verification law for all operating systems, including Linux and SteamOS — user age verified during OS account setup" | Tom's Hardware
https://www.tomshardware.com/software/operating-systems/…

California introduces age verification law for all operating systems, including Linux and SteamOS — user age verified during OS account setup
AB 1043 also requires OS providers to pipe a real-time age checker to every app developer who requests it.

1. Do random changes to cython-test-exception-raiser, and commit them as "initial code".
2. Move the extension module from the package directory into top-level "raiser.*.so", for no apparent reason.
3. Switch to CalVer, so that #Twisted newer upgrades to the new releases (it pins to <2).
4. I file a bug, because I'd like to finally remove the old version from #Gentoo.
#Python

Why there is a 60% chance of AI systems autonomously building their own successors by the end of 2028, and a look at the consequences of fully automated AI R&D (Jack Clark/Import AI)
https://importai.substack.com/p/import-ai-455-automating-ai-research

Import AI 455: AI systems are about to start building themselves.
The first step towards recursive self improvement

Digital Health: Diskussion um Epic Systems, offene Plattformen und weitere Wege
US-Anbieter monolithischer Software wie Epic Systems in Krankenhäusern gefährden die digitale Souveränität und drohen, zur Kostenfalle zu werden.

route_views: Route Views AS graphs (1997-1998)
733 daily network snapshots denoting BGP traffic among autonomous systems (ASs) on the Internet, from the Oregon Route Views Project, spanning 8 November 1997 to 2 January 2000. Data collected by NLANR/MOAT.
This network has 3087 nodes and 5663 edges.
Tags: Technological, Communication, Unweighted, Temporal

May the fourth be with you as you check out today's Metacurity for the most crucial cybersecurity developments you might have missed over the weekend, including
--Five Eyes warn that agentic AI is already in critical systems—and security isn’t keeping up,
--Trellix hit by significant breach, 15-year-old was busted for French gov't hack,
--CISA warns of Copy Fail exploits in the wild,
--Defender flags some legit DigiCert root certs as malware,
--Sri Lanka …

Five Eyes warn that agentic AI is already in critical systems—and security isn’t keeping up
Trellix hit by significant breach, 15-year-old was busted for French gov't hack, CISA warns of Copy Fail exploits in the wild, Defender flags some legit DigiCert root certs as malware, Sri Lanka arrests 37 Chinese cyberscam operators, US health insurance exchanges share data with big tech, much more

Kremlin's spring offensive canceled? AFU burns S-400, EW systems, and Russian occupiers: https://benborges.xyz/2026/03/05/kremlins-spring-offensive-canceled-afu.html

Sources: James Murdoch's Lupa Systems is in advanced talks to buy Vox Media's New York Magazine and podcast division (Jessica Toonkel/Wall Street Journal)
https://www.wsj.com/business/media/james-murdoch-…

from my link log —
A project to restore Interlisp-D to usability on modern OSes.
http://interlisp.org/
saved 2020-08-06 https://dotat.at/:/5KGKE.html

#LifeHack: how to turn the lights off using a remote.
#shitposting

Ah yes, the ESP32, as Gemini reads it, 32 Spanish pesetas.
I also like 64 pesetas systems.

I had gotten excited about the idea of Evolutionary Architecture, but until this week never had the chance to read the book. Now I'm a bit disappointed.
I had hoped that a "fitness function" would be a measure of the quality of the architecture, and I had thus expected that the way to practice EA would be to make sure that measure goes up (or at least not down). (I had also hoped for some CI support for this in the sense of tracking the resulting numbers and their evoluti…

RE: #XMPP systems any more, I am delighted to see all the activity that is happening within the ecosy…

After 24 years of building #systems, here are the #architecture mistakes I see startups repeat

"Chile reaches 4.6 GW of energy storage under construction"
#Chile #Energy #Batteries

Chile reaches 4.6 GW of energy storage under construction
The March 2026 Energy Sector Construction and Investment Projects Report, released by the Chilean Ministry of Energy, records 38 storage systems under construction, for 4,597 MW and 18,780 MWh.

“Think about how you relate to your compiler. You write C , Rust, Go, and the toolchain spits out a binary. Do you open that binary and read through the assembly? Do you schedule a meeting with a colleague to review the object code before shipping?
Of course not. That would be absurd. And not because you blindly trust compilers, you don't. Compilers have bugs. Compilers have had famously catastrophic bugs. But you've constructed an entire apparatus that makes reviewing the output unnecessary: you write tests against observable behavior, you have type systems that constrain what the output can do, you have reproducible builds, you have fuzzing and sanitizers and formal verification in high-stakes domains. You trust the process, not the artifact.
We haven't built that apparatus for coding agents. And that, not the output itself, is what's actually missing.”
#AgenticSoftware
https://skiplabs.io/blog/codegen_as_compiler

Exo–IPM Scattering as a Hidden Gatekeeper of Narrowband Technosignatures: #SETI Might Have Been Missing Alien Signals: https://www.seti.org/news/why-seti-might-have-been-missing-alien-signals/ - turbulent plasma near distant stars could blur ultra-narrow signals before they leave their home star systems, making them difficult to detect.

I maintain a fantasy version of the US Constitution to rewrite it how I think it OUGHT to read. Most recent commit is meant to overturn yesterday's bad SCOTUS decision:
https://github.com/cooljeanius/w_Constitution/commit/8e95ee43a9671fc6aa0fb3520a863c90ce969307

A profile of Mikko Hyppönen, a cybersecurity veteran who pivoted from fighting malware to developing anti-drone systems for law enforcement and the military (Lorenzo Franceschi-Bicchierai/TechCrunch)
https://techcrunch.com/2026/04/04/afte

After fighting malware for decades, this cybersecurity veteran is now hacking drones | TechCrunch
Mikko Hyppönen is one of the most recognizable faces of the cybersecurity industry. After fighting computer viruses, worms, and malware, for more than 35 years, he tells TechCrunch why he is now working on systems to stop killer drones.

Short version: #DAC is not the panacea it's presented as, and deployment of DAC instead more renewable systems is no beneficial.
Well worth reading the thread, and the article summary:
https://bsky.app/pr…

Mark Z. Jacobson (@mzjacobson.bsky.social)
Yet another paper finding that Direct Air Capture is an opportunity cost that increases air pollution and climate damage relative to spending the same money on clean, renewable energy. https://www.nature.com/articles/s44458-026-00068-0 Other papers https://web.stanford.edu/group/efmh/jacobson/Articles/Others/19-CCS-DAC.pdf https://web.stanford.edu/group/efmh/jacobson/Articles/Others/19-CCS-DAC.pdf

Short version: #DAC is not the panacea it's presented as, and deployment of DAC instead more renewable systems is no beneficial.
Well worth reading the thread, and the article summary:
https://bsky.app/pr…

Mark Z. Jacobson (@mzjacobson.bsky.social)
Yet another paper finding that Direct Air Capture is an opportunity cost that increases air pollution and climate damage relative to spending the same money on clean, renewable energy. https://www.nature.com/articles/s44458-026-00068-0 Other papers https://web.stanford.edu/group/efmh/jacobson/Articles/Others/19-CCS-DAC.pdf https://web.stanford.edu/group/efmh/jacobson/Articles/Others/19-CCS-DAC.pdf

An underappreciated feature of the #Polish language (and a few related languages too) is that it features the colloquial interjection "no" that means "yeah". So when the text is mixing English and Polish you may get confused. However, in spoken language the pronunciation is different, as Polish "no" ends with a short open "o".

Taking stock: The Impact of the India AI Impact Summit 2026
https://fpf.org/blog/taking-stock-the-impact-of-the-india-ai-impact-summit-2026/
@…

Be late early.
#aphorism

Russian frigate Admiral Essen’s electronic warfare and radar systems damaged by drone strike in Novorossiysk Bay: https://benborges.xyz/2026/03/04/russian-frigate-admiral-essens-electronic.html

Workers’ pay is increasingly shaped by opaque algorithms and artificial intelligence systems,
shifting compensation decisions away from human managers, clear legal standards, and collective bargaining.
This phenomenon
—known as algorithmic wage discrimination1 or surveillance pay
—was first documented in app-controlled ride-hail and food-delivery work.
Now, it is spreading to a range of other industries and services.
Surveillance wages are being offered …

How artificial intelligence uncouples hard work from fair wages through ‘surveillance pay’ practices—and how to fix it
How surveillance pay practices work, where they are increasingly deployed in the U.S. economy, and policy recommendations to ensure pay fairness and transparency.

Behind the Blog: Systems As Designed https://www.404media.co/behind-the-blog-systems-as-designed/

Get a load of the high-risk apps that the DHS OIG discovered on the smartphones of DHS employees, including apps from companies the US gov't has banned and apps from US foreign adversaries.
https://www.oig.dhs.gov/sites/default/files/assets/2026-05/OIG-26-06…

Ruh is a typical chestcat. She loves sleeping on my chest, given that either I'm wearing something or I'm covered by a blanket. She won't lie on it if I'm covered by a quilt. However, she doesn't mind lying on a quilt without anyone under it. She doesn't like my lap particularly; I have to lean back enough so she could place her front feet on my belly.
Mr Ek is a lapcat. He would gladly lie on my lap when I'm sitting. If I'm lying down, he also prefers the area of my knees.
Lulu is an universalcat. She will gladly lie down both on my lap, and on my chest. And if my chest is occupied, she's ready to lie down almost on my head, just to have the dominant position.
#cat

3D-gedrucktes Fluggerät Dart fliegt Hyperschallgeschwindigkeit
Hypersonix Launch Systems hat erfolgreich sein Hyperschallfluggerät Dart getestet. Dart kommt aus dem 3D-Drucker und fliegt mit Wasserstoff.
htt…

“The barrier to creating software has genuinely dropped. That is not hype. What it means for professional engineers is not that their skills are less valuable, but that the skills that matter have shifted up the stack, as they have in every previous transition.
The developers who thrived after the move from assembly to C were not the ones who could write the most clever assembly. They were the ones who understood what the machine needed to do and could express that intent clearly in a higher-level language. The developers who thrived after the move to managed languages and frameworks were not the ones most resistant to garbage collection. They were the ones who saw the freed-up cognitive capacity as an opportunity to solve harder problems.
The developers who will thrive in the agentic era are the ones who understand this as another step in the same arc and invest accordingly. Not in resisting the tools. Not in deferring to them uncritically. In developing the judgment, clarity, and systems thinking that make the tools maximally effective.
That means writing better specs. Investing in test infrastructure. Developing genuine architectural understanding rather than surface familiarity. Building the taste to evaluate output rigorously. Practicing problem decomposition until it becomes second nature.
The era of programming as primarily a keystroke activity is over. The era of programming as primarily a thinking and judgment activity has been accelerating for decades and just shifted into a higher gear.”
#AITransition
#
https://addyosmani.com/blog/factory-model/

RE: #ArtemisII Mission Update briefing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5PLvqX2q8w - in Q&A we learned that contact has been made to only two of the four CubeSats deployed so far, the German one https://mastodon.social/@DLR@social.bund.de/116329959429900989 not among them. Anyway, here is a cool timelapse of the deployment as seen in the sky: https://bsky.app/profile/s2a-systems.bsky.social/post/3mimb3zb5gs2i

Sign made for today's #NoKings

Me two nights ago: woke up sweating. Got up to open the window slightly.
Me last evening: smartly open the window before going to sleep.
Me last night: woke up sweating. Got up to open the window all the way.

Breaking news: two weeks later, my tail no longer aches at every step. Now I feel slight pain only while climbing the stairs or carrying heavy shit.
Also, during these two weeks I've improved my litter box carrying posture.

It's finally Friday, but don't leave for the weekend before checking out today's Metacurity for the most critical infosec developments you should know, including
--Microsoft bets $10 billion on Japan’s AI buildout and cyber defenses,
--EU pins EC attack on TeamPCP,
--Iowa AG sues UnitedHealth over 2024 attack,
--Residential proxies pose problems for IP reputation systems,
--Him & Hers report Feb. data breach,
--TA416 refocuses efforts back t…

Microsoft bets $10 billion on Japan’s AI buildout and cyber defenses
EU pins EC attack on TeamPCP, Iowa AG sues UnitedHealth over 2024 attack, Residential proxies pose problems for IP reputation systems, Him & Hers report Feb. data breach, TA416 refocuses efforts back to Europe, Former engineer admits to hacking employer in $750k extortion bid, much more

I've started reading "Bullshit Jobs" by David Graebar, and it makes me think a lot.
One thing I'm particularly thinking about is my parents' generation. How they keep criticizing all the social support ("there is no money for that", "undeserving people get it"), combined with taking advantage of any social support they can get without much effort ("others use it", "we deserve it"). And of course criticizing subsequent generations (because my parents had it so rough, with all the social support given by the quasi-socialist People's Republic of Poland, and now everything is so great under late-stage capitalism and people "are just lazy and don't want to work").

Human metapneumovirus, or #HMPV, has been steadily ticking upward since the start of winter,
data from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention shows.
The virus, first discovered in 2001,
can cause upper and lower respiratory illness in anybody,
but especially in young kids, older adults and people with weakened immune systems.
Most people get their first case of HMPV bef…

Kraken says its banking unit won "master account" access to the US Fed's core payment systems, the first crypto company to be able to move money like banks (Wall Street Journal)
https://www.

"Area monitored using a GPS system"
Wait, what?! Is it being monitored for being, err, misplaced or what?

Officials say NATO's main focus at its July summit will be on investments into drones and AI systems rather than primarily conventional defense hardware (Bloomberg)
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2026-03-05/nato-to-sh…

CISA announced a new initiative this morning called CI-Fortify to encourage organizations to be able to function disconnected from networks and still deliver essential services.
Check out my CISA piece on this project.
Many thanks to @…, James Winebrenner of Elisity and Bill Moore of Xona Systems for their insights.

CISA pushes critical infrastructure operators to prepare to work in isolation
The new CI-Fortify initiative urges critical infrastructure operators to prepare for cyberattacks by ensuring they can disconnect from networks and still deliver essential services — something experts say will hinge on investment and discipline.

1. Submit a pull request to #zlib that changes the library filename on #Windows.
2. Pull request gets merged, and you effectively break everything that linked dynamically to zlib.
3. Attack everyone who reported this as a bug.
#OpenSource

Microsoft releases Phi-4-reasoning-vision-15B, a 15B-parameter open-weight model it says matches larger systems while using far less compute and training data (Michael Nuñez/VentureBeat)
https://venturebeat.com/technology/microsoft…

When you have the ambition and the money, but you lack the natural resources to use them on.
#Poniec, near Gostyń, Poland.

I've never really put patches (is that the correct translation?) on my stuff, but I'm starting to consider having one with crossed out "AI", and "I have my own brain*" next to it.
* thesis confirmed using MRI
#NoAI #NoLLM

'Serious cyberattack' impacts phones, public safety systems in Massachusetts towns
https://www.wcvb.com/article/cyberattack-town-public-safety-systems-patriot-regional/70908585

Working on the code of #Strife is definitely DoomCoding… (and yes, I kinda regret starting that.)

#TIL that HVAC usually stands for "heating, ventilation, air conditioning" and not "high voltage alternating current".

1. #Cat comes onto your lap.
2. Hair is coming up while you're petting the cat.
3. You sneeze.
4. You feel guilty about sneezing while the cat's on your lap.

Finally started the second season of Sousou no Frieren, and indeed it is a good #anime.
"I'm a priest. Why do I have to carry the heavy one?" "Because the light one says you stink of liquor."

Today's Metacurity is a wild and varied mix of critical infosec developments you should know, including
--Iran's Handela group claims control of the IT infrastructure in St. Joseph County, Indiana,
--Hasbro takes down systems after cyberattack,
--Italy’s ASIGINT accused of fake WhatsApp app,
--Attackers use WhatsApp to spread malicious MSI files,
--$250M stolen from DeFi project Drift,
--Anthropic knocks out GitHub repos in frantic bid to pull back …

Iran's Handela group claims control of the IT infrastructure in St. Joseph County, Indiana
Hasbro takes down systems after cyberattack, Italy’s ASIGINT accused of fake WhatsApp app, Attackers use WhatsApp to spread malicious MSI files, $250M stolen from DeFi project Drift, Anthropic knocks out GitHub repos in frantic bid to pull back exposed code, much more

When you look at a child's water bottle and see a sticker saying "MILF", but after a short moment of confusion you look closer and read that it's actually "NICE".
#PoorEyesight

As I'm walking down the street, I look at the variety of patched garbage containers and wonder what their story. And if it involved ignoring the instructions not to throw hot ash in.
#Poland

I don't get why so many people walk around with bared belly. I mean, I get that it makes insulin injections easier, but I've never suspected this many people to be suffering from seasonal diabetes.
#shitposting

"Beta Security"? Like, people should expect them not to be able to secure something?

Sometimes I have these ideas. For example, I realize that I have a white T-shirt that I wear rarely. So I decide to wear it, and the very next day I have a white T-shirt with black fur.

Wanted to tackle #Strife next, but looks like gamepad support in #CrispyDoom is far from complete.
https://github.com/fabiangreffrath/crispy-doom/issues/1389
https://github.com/fabiangreffrath/crispy-doom/issues/1390

I suppose #Windows is doing great if #Microsoft now includes an Ubuntu install in their Windows VM images.
https://www.elevenforum.com/t/download-a-free-windows-11-virtual-machine.7485/

Oh, in other news, Wheel Variants (formerly PEP 817) is being split into smaller PEPs that will be easier to comprehend. The draft of the first split part, PEP 825, titled "Wheel Variants: Package Format" has been merged. We'd appreciate your feedback!
#Python #packaging

Are people living in Nice nice? And what about after hearing this joke?
#DaddyJoke

Mr Ek on a journey to the vet. It was his first train journey.
#cat #CatsOfMastodon #train

"Auto detailing"? Never really seen a car with a tail, so it's probably just a scam. And if it weren't, I have deep ethical concerns about removing said tails.
#WordPlay #SłowaNaOpak

"Building a C compiler with a team of parallel Claudes"
#AI #LLM #slop #NoAI

A #figure over Trzesiecko Lake, #Szczecinek.
#art

I'm sorry to say that I actually wrote it:
"The pinnacle of enshittification, or Large Language Models"
#AI #LLM #NoAI #NoLLM

Question to people around the world: is it customary in your country for people to drive 10 km/h (or a similar amount) over the speed limit, or is it a Polish pathology? As in, "everyone" does that, the police doesn't fine for that, and drivers tend to get angry if someone is actually keeping to the speed limit.
#CarBrain

Is it true that when a tabby #cat is eating, its stripes are moving like a progress bar?
#shitposting

Honestly, looking at the license violation thread of #chardet, I really feel like #OpenSource these days is a complete shitshow and I really don't feel like a part of the community anymore. Almost all replies are basically assholes questioning whether there "legally" is actually a problem there. Nobody's concerned that the whole thing is a huge dick move, which makes the maintainer a complete dick and nobody with a shed of morality left would be willing to approve this.
Also, it's a great opportunity to seed some GitHub blocklists.
#FreeSoftware #AI #LLM #NoAI #NoLLM

#Python #cryptography library (yes, the one that criticizes everything and everyone) is now vibecoded. Our future is truly bright!
Noticed because apparently "Claude" wrote a test that OOM-ed my system. But hey, #RustLang protects against memory errors, so it's fine to vibecode your security critical components.
#security #AI #LLM #NoAI #NoLLM

Truly I don't get how people aren't bathed already and in their pyjamas by 7 PM.

Scary thought: before the end of 2020s I'll be 40 years old.

"I'll start using escalators when I'm dead", thought JM as he climbed the stairs painfully, two steps at a time. "This pain is nothing compared to the annoyance of a slow escalator filled with people."

I am 36 years old, I have diabetes and for over a week I feel pain with every step since I've bumped my tailbone pretty hard. And yet seeing the youngsters these days, I feel like I'm surrounded by zombies; how can they be slow all the time?! And I'm not even even talking of smartphone zombies, just regular folk looking ahead and walking somewhere! Don't they have some trains to catch, or some cats waiting for them to get home?!

Theory: you should have multiple litter boxes, so every #cat has its own.
Reality: one cat goes through two litter boxes, relieving each need separately.

I think we should EOL #Python versions more often. This triggers not-very-active projects to finally make a release, including another batch of releases today (apparently 6 months mark). Unlike, I don't know, bug fixes.
#Gentoo

"Why Some Criticisms Matters More Than Others", by Robert J. Hansen:
"""
On the GnuPG-Users mailing list, a user asked the following (paraphrased) question:
> I am very well aware of the consistent and persistent campaign against GnuPG. Is there a reason for this?
There are many reasons.
Before we go further, the things I'm speaking of apply to both LibrePGP and RFC9580 OpenPGP. The criticisms made against one usually wind up getting made against the other, whether for good or ill. These criticisms fall on a spectrum, from infuriatingly dishonest all the way to carefully thought out and researched. I'll start with the ones I think are dishonest.
"""
#GnuPG #PGP

Behind every sign there's a story.
Here's "we are not BISONS" film Park Tysiąclecia, the small #zoo in Leszno.
EDIT: Full text translated in alttext.
#bison #cattle #cow

It's better not to let me ponder on things too much, because I reach worrying conclusions. Like the one that my social life recently could be summarized as attending a funeral in December.

A fluffy #birb from Konin. It was sitting on a roadside tree and didn't mind me taking a photo up close.
#bird

Manspraying
#WordPlay #SłowaNaOpak

Aaand we're seeing the first '#setuptools < 82' runtime dependencies in random packages because they are trying hard to workaround breakage due to pkg_resources removal.
#Python

To resolve the half-empty / half-full problem, I propose the adjective "fumpty".
#shitposting

So I'm walking up to a parcel machine that's standing the sun. The barcode scanner doesn't work. The text on dirty screen is barely visible. I notice an "increase contrast" option. It turns out it just changes color scheme to one where the contrast is even worse! 🤦
#accessibility

Imagine you're traveling back in time to the 1990s, and somebody asks you what the websites will be like in the future.
You: well, they will weigh hundreds of megabytes.
Them: oh, because of all the high resolution images?
You: …
Them: the images, right?!
#enshittification

My hobbies:
• wandering through the woods
• traveling by train (to the woods)
• reading (while traveling to the woods)
• mapping (the woods)
• coming up with shitposts (while wandering through the woods)