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@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2025-10-10 15:44:45

I tried to go for a ride in the rain today and it sucked. I was hoping to go meet one of the candidates for governor at a local park and while it was "lightly" raining when I left home after a mile it got worse and the top of my legs were soaked.
The rest of my body was okay. I put my rain jacket hood over my helmet, I had gloves and good hiking shoes but damn, pants and legs were just... wet.
I never *want* to ride in the rain but may have to if I'm stuck at work o…

A bike with rain on the pavement in the background.

A WGN video producer was handcuffed and taken into custody by federal agents on Friday morning while documenting the arrest of a Latino man,
and a legal analyst warned the move defied a court order.
rawstory.com/chicago-ice-arres

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-10 14:20:21

Daddy Dumpy Pants
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: let's leave the extrajudicial killing out of it.
#satire #potus45

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-10-07 17:03:49

Cry because your food touched your other food on the plate.

Embrace your inner child. Run in a meadow. Laugh at the sun. Follow the rainbow. Pee in your pants. Get angry at the color blue. Scream because circles should be squares. Tell a stranger she looks like the lady in daddy's secret magazines. Believe in magic.
@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2025-08-07 13:57:30

You can't say "participants" without "pants".

@jamie@boothcomputing.social
2025-10-07 13:05:22

My second favorite type of pants making an appearance. #Wordle
Wordle 1 571 4/6
⬛🟨⬛🟨⬛
⬛⬛🟩⬛⬛
⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-09 12:20:16

Emperor Poopy Pants
bot by @…
This is for tee hee, not treason: please don't torture me.
#satire #potus45

@UP8@mastodon.social
2025-10-06 23:48:21

Sprint Football: Navy's № 35 Linebacker Connor Miltenberger attempt's tackle of Cornell Running back № 26 Anthony Rambino while № 80 Tight End Andrew Lay looks on
#photo #photography #football

On the the left side number 35 in white jersey and black pants is hanging on to the front of 26 in red as 26 holds the football,  to the right red 80 is running foreward,  behind that action the end zone and a set of empty bleachers
@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2025-07-15 18:10:28

Chargers reveal gold, navy alternate uniforms, powder blue pants for 2025 season nfl.com/news/chargers-reveal-g

@jkohlmann@mastodon.social
2025-10-06 00:11:35
Content warning: Social Media Metacommentary

Feels like the signal to noise ratio has never been higher, by dint of bigots running amok, and in some cases, calling the shots on the platforms themselves. But also, the Zone is completely Flooded. What good is Scrolling right now? What am I gotta find? “Oh, some Nazi pooped their pants again?”

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-09-09 18:20:38

Daddy Dumpy Pants
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: let's not make entertainment lead to internment.
#satire #potus45

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-07-27 00:25:17

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #VarietyMix
Art d’Ecco:
🎵 Angst in My Pants
#ArtdEcco
artdecco.bandcamp.com/track/an
open.spotify.com/track/2pdWprY

@blakes7bot@mas.torpidity.net
2025-10-05 09:19:19

Series B, Episode 04 - Horizon
CALLY: [V.O.] Right.
AVON: Orac, have you obtained any further information on the planet Horizon?
ORAC: No.
AVON: Why not?
ORAC: Is that a serious question?
AVON: No.
blake.torpidity.net/m/204/406 B7B2

Claude 3.7 describes the image as: "This image shows a futuristic sci-fi control room or laboratory setting. A person is seated at what appears to be a control station, wearing a distinctive silver/white jacket with dark pants. The metallic, reflective fabric of the outfit suggests a futuristic or space-age aesthetic typical of science fiction productions from the late 1970s or early 1980s.

In the foreground, there's a transparent console or equipment case containing various tubes, wires, and …
@tezoatlipoca@mas.to
2025-09-03 15:00:32

I like it.
her: you're wearing that?
me: yeah
her: could you at least put on some pants?
me: whoa whoa, I dont want to erroneously set unrealistic future expectations
social.neonpaws.digital/@Foxes

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-08-09 13:20:15

Daddy Dumpy Pants
bot by @…
This is for tee hee, not treason: don't have me abducted.
#satire #potus45

@rae@bne.social
2025-09-17 09:53:08

The danger of not manufacturing locally can be much bigger than a few extra dollars profit.
abc.net.au/news/2025-09-17/kha

@alexanderadam@ruby.social
2025-09-24 08:44:55

I can't believe that this is what we came to.
Did any of the sci-fi authors anticipate what we arrived to?
#claude_code #claude4 #llm

A Reddit user writing:

I just treat claude code like a child.

"Claude, did you make poopoo your pants?"

"No."

"Claude, are you sure? Check your .md files"

"You're absolutely right, I did poopoo my pants"



Another user answering:

"I can't use PowerShell"

"Yes you can"

"You're absolutely right, I can use PowerShell!" starts to use PowerShell

I can't believe I had to motivate Claude to believe in itself so that it could use it.
@UP8@mastodon.social
2025-08-10 22:07:59

My son Elliot when we were visiting Gettysburg, PA this spring
#gettysburg #history #photo #photography

A wide picture with an almost straight path that curves to the left in the distance with a young man wearing dark grey pants and a blue and white shirt standing on one side of it.  To the right there is a strip of close mowed grass and then a field of taller grass with a few psoradic trees,  to the right close cut grass with stone walls and primitive rail fences
@leftsidestory@mstdn.social
2025-08-23 01:32:41

Underground ⤵️
地下 ⤵️
📷 Minolta Hi-Matic AF
🎞️ERA 100, expired 1994
buy me ☕️ ?/请我喝杯☕️?
#filmphotography

English Alt Text:
Black-and-white photo of two people standing in the doorway of a subway car. One person wears light pants and dark sneakers, standing casually with legs crossed. The other wears dark pants and white shoes. The train doors are open, revealing the platform.

中文替代文字:
一张黑白照片,两人站在地铁车门口。一人穿浅色裤子和深色运动鞋,交叉站立,姿态随意;另一人穿深色裤子和白鞋。车门敞开,地铁站台清晰可见。
English Alt Text:
Black-and-white photo of three people at the entrance of a subway train. One person in a white dress looks down, another stares directly at the camera while holding a pole, and a third faces away. Subway interior and signage with “13” and “M1 B3” are visible.

中文替代文字:
一张黑白照片,三人站在地铁车门口。一人穿白裙低头看地,另一人握着扶杆直视镜头,第三人背对镜头。车厢内部和标有“13”和“M1 B3”的标识清晰可见。
English Alt Text:
A black-and-white photo of a subway station interior. Several people are present, including one wearing a face mask and holding a phone with a large bag over their shoulder. Directional signs with Chinese characters and arrows are visible on columns, and illuminated signage hangs above a counter area in the background.

中文替代文字:
一张地铁站内部的黑白照片。画面中有几位乘客,其中一人戴口罩、手持手机,肩背大包。柱子上有带箭头的中文方向指示牌,背景中柜台上方悬挂着发光的中文标识牌,可能是车站信息。
English Alt Text:
A grainy black-and-white photo of a dimly lit subway station with people sitting on benches. Large columns and overhead lights frame the space. A sign with Chinese characters and an arrow points left, indicating train departure information.

中文替代文字:
一张昏暗地铁站的黑白照片,几位乘客坐在长椅上。画面中有粗大的柱子和顶部照明灯。中央上方有一个写着“开往 班次”的中文指示牌,箭头指向左侧,提示列车发车信息。
@arXiv_mathGT_bot@mastoxiv.page
2025-07-28 08:00:01

Self-intersecting curves on a pair of pants and periodic orbits of Hamiltonian flows
Fernando Camacho-Cadena
arxiv.org/abs/2507.19191 arxiv…

Listen, children:
Your father is dead.
From his old coats
I'll make you little jackets;
I'll make you little trousers
From his old pants.
There'll be in his pockets
Things he used to put there,
Keys and pennies
Covered with tobacco;
Dan shall have the pennies
To save in his bank;
Anne shall have the keys
To make a pretty noise with.
...cont. 1/2

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-09-24 18:17:17

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #MiddayShow
Sparks:
🎵 Angst in My Pants
#Sparks
artdecco.bandcamp.com/track/an
open.spotify.com/track/4rg2suX

@arXiv_csRO_bot@mastoxiv.page
2025-08-12 08:05:22

Automated Seam Folding and Sewing Machine on Pleated Pants for Apparel Manufacturing
Ray Wai Man Kong
arxiv.org/abs/2508.06518 arxiv.org/pd…

@cyrevolt@mastodon.social
2025-08-25 18:18:13

Say hi to NAKy and ACKy the TCP geese. 🪿
Addendum: Yes, um, ackshully TCP does not use NAK, I know.
For smarty-pants folks:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acknowle

@inthehands@hachyderm.io
2025-09-18 03:05:40

OK, here it is, the snippet of video that has Trumpland soiling their pants, the clip so shocking that ABC ousted Kimmel rather than face the legally impossible battle of defending what he said (ht @…):

The [American contractor] standing next to me — this young boy holds his hand, and he kisses it.
Then he comes to me, and he holds my hand, and he kisses it,”
Aguilar said in an interview with Tucker Carlson,
explaining that kissing hands is a sign of deep respect in Arab cultures.
He said that he and the other U.S. veteran he stood next to were “touched.”
“He was very emaciated. He had no shoes on,
his pants were tattered, he had a kind of a rope or str…

@UP8@mastodon.social
2025-09-06 01:23:02

Penn № 17 Noah Millikan recovers after a pitch and looks towards home plate at Cornell's Booth Field
#sports #photo #photography

Baseball pitcher stands with his left foot on the ground and his right foot off the ground pointing at and close to his left wearing brown shoes, black socks, grey pants and jersey with a green undershirty and blue billed cap with a P on it,  the jersey reads Quakers 17 and another Penn player can be seen in the outfield behind him.
@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-09-23 00:24:28

Investigate the government's blatant censorship & obvious violation of the 1st amendment.
And sue the f'ing pants off of Fat Putin.
From: @…

@nerdsitu@datasci.social
2025-09-24 12:00:40

It was great to have Paul Smaldino @… with us today, discussing evolutionary approaches to human culture and society. As a bonus, we learned why we are wearing pants.

Seminar room with about 20 people listening to speaker being introduced
Speaker in front of title slide, audience in foreground
Speaker in front of screen showing colorful images of horse riders.
@stargazer@woof.tech
2025-08-04 08:06:01

#WritersCoffeeClub August 1: Why are you writing your current work?
2: What's plentiful in your writing?
3: How heroic are your protagonists?
4: How violent is your work?
---
1. Because no one else can.
2. Words.
3. Pretty much. Then again, is it truly heroism for a suicidal person?
4. Depends.
I never write gore for the sake of gore. Unless i…

A pony named Charlie wearing a brown blouse, black pants and a black beret. Drawn by LilBoulder
@dotmavriq@social.dotmavriq.life
2025-10-06 11:38:24
@…
Let's see we got a denim jacket.. are those manchester pants?

Dapper, I'd say!
@mrwedders@social.linux.pizza
2025-10-02 19:44:22

Caught my Xbox with it's pants down, never seen this before.

@losttourist@social.chatty.monster
2025-08-15 21:31:55

Fucking hell Daltrey, at least try to keep it in your pants. #TOTP

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-08-23 04:25:31

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #Continent
James Brown:
🎵 I Got Ants in My Pants
#JamesBrown
justlivet.bandcamp.com/track/j
open.spotify.com/track/4K9Qgsp

@azonenberg@ioc.exchange
2025-07-13 23:15:59

Anybody have a good source for a ripstop nylon zipper pouch, kinda like a pencil case, that's solidly built and fits comfortably in a cargo pants pocket?
Use case is a tiny pocket first aid kit. Nothing fancy, just a couple of bandaids, single-dose ibuprofen, etc. In the past I've tried a plastic clamshell case that eventually broke (and was uncomfortable), a notched vacuum sealed bag (great until you open it, but not resealable), a ziploc (too flimsy).

@servelan@newsie.social
2025-08-17 19:52:36

"Among the favorite pastimes of Republican men, two stand out: first, boasting about what strong, courageous, hypermasculine operators they are; and second, publicly melting down about how pants-pissingly terrified they are of American cities."
Why Republicans Are Terrified of Nonexistent Crime - The American Prospect
prospect.org/justice/2025-08-1

@hex@kolektiva.social
2025-08-14 09:10:26

While it's not uncommon for people to know that the political terms of "left" and "right" come from the French Revolution, fewer people realize that using "fancy pants" as a derogatory term also comes from it.
@… #MediumQualityFacts

@brian_gettler@mas.to
2025-07-12 12:26:27

Several times a week I curse the sportsball gods - not the manager (she's beyond reproach) - for making Kid1's uniform pants white.

@grumpybozo@toad.social
2025-08-17 15:59:33

I love this shot: it's raining cherries!
(There's a tree-shaker out of view.)
From Reuters: reuters.com/world/us/michigans

Looking down a row in a cherry orchard. Many dark red cherries appear suspended in the air over a plastic tarp as a woman in a pink shirt (from Tandem Ciders in Suttons Bay Michigan,) sunglasses, and black pants stands watching in the background with her hands on her hips. She seems to be judging the cherries…
@45names@mastodon.social
2025-08-06 20:20:14

Big Daddy Poopy Pants
bot by @…
This is satire, not sedition: let's leave the extrajudicial killing out of it.
#satire #potus45

@arXiv_mathGT_bot@mastoxiv.page
2025-07-18 07:59:32

Automorphisms of the pants graph of a nonorientable surface
Micha{\l} Stukow, B{\l}a\.zej Szepietowski
arxiv.org/abs/2507.12613

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-09-20 22:37:55

The main reason I stick to cat ears instead of this, is that full cat masks like this scare the CRAP out of cats. :ablobcatknitsweats:

Photo of someone in a white cat costume with paws while wearing a light pink jacket and white pants next to a lady holding a tuxedo who is freaking out at the giant cat next to them!
@bici@mastodon.social
2025-07-17 03:13:32

Moka Espresso
In 1933, Alfonso Bialetti introduced the Moka Express,
#coffee #espresso

The image features a cartoon character depicted in black and white. The character is tall and slender, with a large, exaggerated nose and a prominent mustache. He wears a pointed hat and a suit with a tie, and his attire includes striped pants. The character is holding a cane in his right hand, which he is raising with his index finger pointing upwards. His left hand is placed on his hip. The character's facial expression is neutral, with small, simple eyes and a straight mouth. The overall sty…
The image features a vintage advertisement for the "Moka Express" coffee maker by Bialetti. The background is a faded beige with faint text, giving it an aged appearance. Prominently displayed in the center is a silver Moka Express coffee maker with a black handle, showcasing its iconic octagonal shape and the brand's logo on the base. The text "sulla caffettiera Moka express" is written in bold red and black letters at the top, with "Moka express" in larger red font. Below the coffee maker, th…
@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2025-09-15 11:06:25

The many quirks of Jim Harbaugh: From saving a life to saving his pants nytimes.com/athletic/6620314/2

@leftsidestory@mstdn.social
2025-08-30 00:30:00

On The Road - Train to Xi’An 🚞
在路上 - 去西安的火车 🚞
📷 Minolta Hi-Matic AF
🎞️Kentmere Pan 200
#filmphotography #Photography #blackandwhite

Kentmere Pan 200 (FF)

English Alt Text:
Black and white photo of a person standing in a narrow train corridor, wearing a face mask and looking at a smartphone. The person is dressed in a light shirt and dark pants. The corridor has metallic walls and doors, creating a confined indoor atmosphere.

中文替代文字:
黑白照片,一人站在狭窄的列车走廊中,戴着口罩,低头看手机。此人穿着浅色衬衫和深色裤子。走廊两侧是金属墙和门,营造出封闭的室内环境。
Kentmere Pan 200 (FF)

English Alt Text:
Black and white image of a person seated on a fold-down wall seat in a narrow train corridor. The person faces away from the camera, looking toward the end of the hallway. The corridor has patterned carpet, windows on the left, and doors on the right.

中文替代文字:
黑白图像,一人坐在列车走廊中靠墙的折叠座椅上,背对镜头,望向走廊尽头。地板铺有图案地毯,左侧是窗户,右侧是车厢门。
Kentmere Pan 200 (FF)

English Alt Text:
Black and white photo taken from a seated passenger’s perspective inside a train. The view looks down the aisle, showing overhead lights and luggage compartments. Several passengers are visible, including a man standing in the aisle wearing a light shirt. Seat headrests have white covers with Chinese text. The image has light leaks on both edges, creating a faded effect.

中文替代文字:
黑白照片,从乘客座位视角拍摄,展示列车过道景象。画面中有顶部灯光和行李架,几位乘客可见,其中一名男子穿浅色衬衫站在过道中。座椅头枕上覆盖着印有中文的白…
Kentmere Pan 200 (FF)

English Alt Text:
Interior of a modern passenger train with rows of seats covered in white cloth headrests printed with Chinese text. Several passengers are seated, and one person stands in the aisle using a mobile device. Overhead compartments and a sign in Chinese are visible above the door at the end of the car.

中文替代文字:
现代客运列车内部,座位排成一列,头枕上覆盖着印有中文的白色布套。几位乘客坐着,一人站在过道中使用手机。车厢顶部有行李架,车门上方有中文标识。
@UP8@mastodon.social
2025-09-26 01:57:44

Sprint Football Quarterback № 18 Stefano Luis of Coral Gables, Fla runs with the ball and gets tackled in last Saturday's game against Navy
#photo #photography #sports

In the foreground a football player all in red with white lettering C and Cornell, 18 and stripes is carrying the ball and charging from left to right and is being grabbed from behind by a football player who you can barely see because he's behind the first player but you can see a bit of gold helmet and white jersey and blue pants,  behind a green field subdivided by a white stripe running diagnoally and a number of people with dark pants and white shirts can be seen on the far sideline out of…
@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2025-09-22 18:28:47

"Melania Trump's home town is known for the sale of pants".
Known for Pants? And just selling pants, not even making them? Really? 🙂‍
#biography #Melania #Slovenia #weird #BBC

@samvarma@fosstodon.org
2025-07-12 18:25:06

Man, it took me a while to warm up to Costco, but it's really is one of the better corners of capitalism. They pay people fairly, sell only quality stuff, didn't disavow DEI, and aren't owned and run by hedge fund assholes.
It's amazing how nice it is not to have to evaluate every purchase. If it is there, it's usually because it has been proven to make customers happy and thus earned its shelf space.
And, no surprise, the CEO dogfoods himself.

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-05 09:20:18

Emperor Poopy Pants
bot by @…
This is satire, not sedition: I wanted to make you smile, not pursue charges.
#satire #potus45

@arXiv_mathph_bot@mastoxiv.page
2025-08-20 09:21:50

Modular transformations of tau functions and conformal blocks on the torus
Fabrizio Del Monte, Harini Desiraju, Pavlo Gavrylenko
arxiv.org/abs/2508.14030

@jkmartindale@mastodon.social
2025-07-13 03:47:29

am I doing namecards right

Pants hangar hung beneath a hotel room sign. Clipped to the hangar are namecards resembling payment cards with the Visa logo, fake chip, and inscription "not an infosec furry".
@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-05 22:20:15

Big Daddy Poopy Pants
bot by @…
No laws were broken in the making of this bot: tell the black helicopters to return to base.
#satire #potus45

@midtsveen@social.linux.pizza
2025-09-02 19:29:09

🖕 What, Trump still breathing? Seriously? 🖕
#FuckTrump #Trump #USA #US

A man in a suit holds his hand to his head while speaking at a podium, with the caption "donald trump pooped his pants" overlaid in bold white text.
@UP8@mastodon.social
2025-09-02 02:18:38

Infielder Nº 20 Kevin Hager of Berkeley Heights, N.J., then a sophmore, of Cornell's Big Red just caught the ball
#photo #photography #baseball

A man wearing white pants and a black jersey has the tip of one foot just off the fround while the other is solidly up in the air and we can see his cleats,  his shadow is completely contained on a patch of brown artifical turf with a sea of green turf behind him and a wall of black rectangular segments is behind him.  He's wearing warpaint under his eyes,  the ball is right in front of his gloved hand and his other hand is down and he wears a red cap with a big white C on it.
@bici@mastodon.social
2025-07-17 16:14:05

The golfers taking part in the 'Hickory Golf' event at the Royal Ashburn Golf Club in Whitby, many of whom are among the 150 members of the of Golf Historical Society of Canada. They share an interest in the history of golf and the craftsmanship of clubs from a bygone era.
#realGolf

via @…

The image shows a group of eleven men standing on a golf course, posing for a photo. They are holding golf clubs and are dressed in a variety of colorful and vintage-style clothing. The men are wearing different types of hats, including flat caps and caps, and some are sporting ties and suspenders. Their attire includes a mix of shorts and long pants, with some wearing knee-length kilts. The men are standing in a line, with some having their arms around each other, suggesting camaraderie. The b…
@UP8@mastodon.social
2025-09-22 02:21:05

Sprint Football: Nº 52 Brandon Tauscher from Cornell's defensive line takes down Navy's Quarterback Nº 9 Rhett Sypult in Schoellkopf Field this Saturday -- Sprint football is American football with a 178 lb weight limit, see en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sprint_f

By section D of the stands, a football player wearing red pants, jersey and helmet and the number 52 grabs tight onto number 9 of the opposing team wearing a beige helmet, white jersey and blue pants who grips the ball tightly as his feet point straight up in the air
@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-03 13:20:15

Big Daddy Poopy Pants
bot by @…
This is satire, not sedition: don't have me abducted.
#satire #potus45

@leftsidestory@mstdn.social
2025-08-25 00:30:02

Uneven Lives IV 👁️
不工整人生 IV 👁️
📷 Minolta Hi-Matic AF
🎞️ERA 100, expired 1994
#filmphotography #Photography #blackandwhite

English Alt Text:
Two people sit on wooden benches in front of a modern glass building. One wears a white sweater and looks down, while the other wears a denim jacket and white pants. A sign reads “Fresh Food Supermarket,” and large apple sculptures decorate the plaza.

中文替代文字:
两个人坐在现代玻璃建筑前的木质长椅上,一人穿白色毛衣低头看东西,另一人穿牛仔夹克和白裤子。背景中有“Fresh Food Supermarket”的招牌和几个大型苹果雕塑,场景位于一个公共广场。
English Alt Text:
A black-and-white photo of an urban outdoor space with geometric benches, planters filled with flowers, and a checkerboard seating area. A person walks on the sidewalk in the background near parked cars.

中文替代文字:
一张黑白照片展示城市户外空间,有几何形状的长椅、种满花草的花坛,以及一个棋盘格图案的座位区。背景中有人在人行道上行走,旁边停着几辆车。
English Alt Text:
A person stands near the entrance of a modern building with large glass windows and a revolving door, while another sits on steps beside a flower planter. Abstract shapes and faces are drawn on the ground, and reflections of nearby buildings appear in the glass.

中文替代文字:
一个人站在带有旋转门和大玻璃窗的现代建筑入口处,另一个人坐在花坛旁的台阶上。地面上绘有抽象图形和面孔,玻璃窗中映出周围建筑的倒影。
English Alt Text:
A black-and-white cityscape showing several multi-story residential buildings with balconies and air conditioning units. The building on the right features decorative trim along the roofline. The sky is mostly clear with a few scattered clouds.

中文替代文字:
一张黑白城市风景照,展示几栋多层住宅楼,带有阳台和空调设备。右侧的建筑屋顶边缘有装饰性设计。天空晴朗,只有少量云朵
@radioeinsmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-07-16 18:05:59

🇺🇦 Auf #radioeins läuft...
Soko:
🎵 Who Wears The Pants?
#NowPlaying #Soko
#radioeins gespielten Titel als #Spotify Playliste: open.spotify.com/playlist/3hdH

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-09-02 13:20:14

Donny Dumpy Pants
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-08-02 02:21:12

Big Daddy Poopy Pants
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@leftsidestory@mstdn.social
2025-08-26 00:30:00

Uneven Lives V 👁️
不工整人生 V 👁️
📷 Minolta Hi-Matic AF
🎞️ERA 100, expired 1994
buy me ☕️ ?/请我喝杯☕️?
#filmphotography

English Alt Text:
Black-and-white photo of two people talking near a modern building with reflective glass. A large abstract sculpture made of geometric shapes stands in the foreground. A patterned tall building is visible through the glass in the background.

中文替代文字:
黑白照片中,两人站在现代玻璃建筑前交谈。前景是一座由几何图形组成的大型抽象雕塑。背景玻璃后可见一栋带有独特图案的高楼。
English Alt Text:
Black-and-white image of a city street with a double-decker and a single-decker bus. Two pedestrians walk along the sidewalk; one wears a long dress and carries a bag, the other wears a shirt and pants. The double-decker bus has Chinese characters and an “EV” sign.

中文替代文字:
黑白城市街景,一辆双层巴士和一辆单层巴士停靠在路边。两位行人走在人行道上,一位穿长裙提包,另一位穿衬衫和裤子。双层巴士上有“EV”标志和中文文字。
English Alt Text:
Black-and-white photo of a person wearing a visor and face mask, seen from behind while standing on a sidewalk. In the background, a car drives by, a cyclist rides along the road, and another pedestrian walks near a building with trees and a fence.

中文替代文字:
黑白照片中,一位戴遮阳帽和口罩的人从背后拍摄,站在人行道上望向街道。背景中有一辆汽车驶过,一人骑车经过,另一人沿着有树木和围栏的建筑旁行走。
English Alt Text:
Black-and-white city street scene featuring a bus labeled “669,” a pedestrian crossing the road with a backpack and bag, and two cyclists riding side by side. An overpass, buildings, and a fence line the background, capturing a moment of urban movement.

中文替代文字:
黑白城市街景,左侧是一辆标有“669”的公交车,一名行人背着背包和提袋穿越马路,右侧两人并肩骑行。背景有高架桥、建筑物和街边围栏,展现城市生活的动态瞬间。
@45names@mastodon.social
2025-08-02 07:20:15

Big Daddy Poopy Pants
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#satire #potus45

@UP8@mastodon.social
2025-07-26 17:35:45

Toddler moves towards an outreached hand in the first heat of the 100 meter race (FLRC runs from slow to fast so that the timers will know what they're doing when it counts)
#sports #photo #photography

A toddler wearing a purple-pink hat and purple T-shirt has a bib that says 472 in yellow on a red background and light blue pants and little tiny shoes has her back foot off the ground as she advances towards an outstretched hand that can be seen in the background,  the incomplete image of another toddler and adult following them can be seen in the lane to the left
@45names@mastodon.social
2025-08-31 01:20:15

Donny Dumpy Pants
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-07-31 18:20:13

Donny Dumpy Pants
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@UP8@mastodon.social
2025-08-23 01:55:24

I don't think I posted any running photos from the Thom B Trail Runs this May 17th in Hammond Hill State Forest; here's one of the faster runners -- this time I didn't get hypothermia or sunburn or anything
#photo #photography

Man running with maroon shirt and orange pants and yellow shoes and blue hat turns to look at me and makes signs with both hands as he runs past a tree with a sign on it
@midtsveen@social.linux.pizza
2025-09-24 12:04:40

#Nature #Hippie #MentalHealth #Meditation

A barefoot hippie walks through the woods, wearing a black-and-white jacket and red-and-black flower-printed pants, carrying a hemp backpack decorated with buttons and a pin.
@arXiv_mathGT_bot@mastoxiv.page
2025-07-14 07:57:02

Hyperbolic spaces not quasi-isometric to curve complexes
Javier Aramayona, Hugo Parlier, Richard Webb
arxiv.org/abs/2507.08086

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-08-30 03:20:14

Daddy Dumpy Pants
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-08-30 15:20:12

Donny Dumpy Pants
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#satire #potus45

@UP8@mastodon.social
2025-09-22 02:12:51

I arrived at the Sprint Football game against Navy at halftime when Cornell was down 40-0.
The second half was an entirely different game where Cornell shut out Navy and Cornell's № 89 Cooper Patterson scored a touchdown despite № 32 T.J. Silvernale of the Midshipmen.
#photo #photography

A football player wearing red gear with the number 89 has his left (your right) knee on the ground and his other leg bent with his left hand on it and a football held in his right gloved hand in the endzone while a player in a white jersey, blue pants and brown helmet stands behind him,  past a green patch note some empty bleachers,  a stair up,  and the letter B denoting the section
@45names@mastodon.social
2025-08-27 03:20:14

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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-07-27 21:20:12

Big Daddy Poopy Pants
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-09-25 01:20:17

Daddy Dumpy Pants
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#satire #potus45

@UP8@mastodon.social
2025-07-15 02:56:14

№ 15 Owen Carlson from Cornell at bat April 13 in a game against Penn at beautiful Booth Field
#sports #baseball #photo

A baseball looks suspended in air above a bat held by a man with white gloves, you can see a little gap of skin and then red sleeves  and a black shirt with a mostly hidden face with a red plastic helmet that has a white C on it and white pants,  over a green synthetic grass field with a brown margin and a fence behind
@45names@mastodon.social
2025-08-26 18:20:20

Donny Dumpy Pants
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-08-25 10:20:14

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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-08-25 23:20:17

Big Daddy Poopy Pants
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-07-25 09:20:28

Big Daddy Poopy Pants
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-08-23 23:20:15

Big Daddy Poopy Pants
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-09-19 16:20:12

Donny Dumpy Pants
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-09-19 13:20:14

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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-08-19 08:20:13

Donny Dumpy Pants
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-09-17 23:20:15

Donny Dumpy Pants
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-07-18 18:20:12

Big Daddy Poopy Pants
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-09-16 14:20:14

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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-08-17 09:20:14

Donny Dumpy Pants
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-07-17 14:20:16

Big Daddy Poopy Pants
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-08-16 04:20:16

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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-07-15 06:20:34

Donny Dumpy Pants
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-08-14 23:20:13

Donny Dumpy Pants
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-09-12 03:20:16

Donny Dumpy Pants
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-08-13 14:20:15

Donny Dumpy Pants
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@UP8@mastodon.social
2025-07-21 02:41:51

Penn Catcher № 10 Qwynn Ahearn playing at Cornell April 13, 2025
#photo #photography #sports #baseball

Catcher in baseball crouching behind home plate with grey shoes and shin guards, lighter grey pants and jersey and a blue protective helmet
@UP8@mastodon.social
2025-09-20 01:46:34

Looking through my file I found I took a lot of good photos of the Thom B Classic
#photo #photography #sports #running

Older man and women look like a couple running in the woods.  Both are wearing billed caps.  On the left a woman wearing paisley leggings and light blue socks and shirt with a darker blue jacket wrapper around her waist.  On the right a man  is a bit huncyed over and has dark pants, a plaid shirt and a darker blue jacket than the woman.
@UP8@mastodon.social
2025-09-17 02:01:00

Women runner having a great time at the Ithaca 5 and 10
#photo #photography #ithaca #flrc

Woman wearing a black halter top with a bit of an open midriff and something like like Yoga pants has her left (your right) arm out horizontally with her palm open and her other hand up diagonally with a bracelet and holding up a phone,  she's smiling and has a ponytail suspended behind her,  her left leg is up and her right down straight down.  Behind her are two of the race volunteers controlling traffic.