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@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-06-13 17:54:38

If your name ends with son/sen/cent, you sound like a God to #Cantonese people.

Allison · 咬你神 (ngaau5 nei5 san4)
 · God of Bite you

Carson · 卡神 (kaa1 san4)
 · God of Cards

Orson · 屙神 (o1 san4)
 · God of Defecation💩

Eason · 医神 (ji1 san4)
 · God of Medicine

Hudson · 乞神 (hat1 san4)
 · God of begging

Jefferson · 著褲神 (zeok3 fu3 san4)
 · God of putting on pants

Johnson · 妝神 (zong1 san4)
 · God of Makeup

Davidson · 大胃神 (daai6 wai6 san4)
 · God of Huge Appetite

Nelson · 尿神 (niu6 san4)
 · God of Pee

Benson · 笨神 (ban6 san4)
 · God of Dumb

Madison · 抹地神 (maat3 dei6 san4)
 ·…
@sauer_lauwarm@mastodon.social
2025-06-12 18:56:51

Pants and pantry

@trochee@dair-community.social
2025-06-12 22:12:03

I get a kick out of talking to experienced software engineers just after they have encountered ML research scientists for the first time

Troy (Donald Glover) from Community walks in with pizza, smiling

he is confronted by the entire room on fire, with flaming pants(?) being swung around. He looks horrified.
@midtsveen@social.linux.pizza
2025-06-12 21:55:05

Anarcho-syndicalism is really cool, and Rudolf Rocker is a big part of that for me.
He spent years lecturing about it at the Jubilee Street Club in the East End, and his book is one of my absolute favorites, that I always keep close by at home.
I wish I had a better picture, but hey, this one’s what you get!
#Anarchism

Person standing in a hallway wearing maroon jacket and pants with a colorful woven strap holding a framed document. Neutral-toned walls with a plant and framed artwork in the background.
@thesaigoneer@social.linux.pizza
2025-06-13 00:02:56

It is after all Friday the 13th. Nevertheless, surgery left the old NUC battered and bruised, but working fine again, with VoidLinux.
The cheapo-beapo n150 started up without a hitch, with Slackware Current Mate. Gentoo dwm and Slackeroni KDE still solid as a rock.
My pants are on properly in one go.
I promise I won't tamper with any of them today, after 4 days of messing about.
It is after all Friday the 13th.

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-06-11 21:20:17

Big Daddy Poopy Pants
bot by @…
This is satire, not sedition: don't send me to a camp, please.
#satire #potus45

@arXiv_mathGT_bot@mastoxiv.page
2025-06-10 08:50:52

Heegaard Floer theory and pseudo-Anosov flows II: Differential and Fried pants
Antonio Alfieri, Chi Cheuk Tsang
arxiv.org/abs/2506.07163

@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social
2025-06-08 15:45:31

#caturday

A guy is standing at a record turntable, his back is to the camera. A cat approaches, leaps up, digs its claws into his pants and bites his ass.
@midtsveen@social.linux.pizza
2025-06-11 15:14:54

Oh, absolutely, I live in Norway, because apparently, people need proof before they believe anything these days. Next time you see me, I’ll be casually dropping the phrase “Norsk Syndikalistisk Forbund” in perfect Norwegian, just to remind you that I’m not a figment of your imagination but a real, live, radicalized-by-proxy Norwegian who reads obscure early 20th-century syndicalist newspapers in my spare time.
Don’t worry, I’ll also make sure to quote both Emma Goldman and Rudolf Rocke…

A person stands indoors, holding books that are partially covered by the Norwegian Syndicalist Federation logo. The background is plain, featuring a simple door. At the top of the image is the word "me," and at the bottom is the website "nsf-iaa.org." The individual wears a sweater, vest, and pants, and carries a bag.
@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2025-06-09 10:13:53

What's the angle here? California belongs to Mexico? In Communism, we will drive our own taxis? Baiting the people who love Evola with the defeat of martial order by the unwashed and unchecked proletariat? Kali Yuga fashion show? Just there for the violence? Strange times we live in.

A shirtless dude in skull pants and a hat with a gater around his face standing on top of a smashed-up Waymo car (with "evola" graffitied on the back) and waving a Mexican flag while surrounded by smoke and fire (just normal California things, yawn)
@georgiamuseum@glammr.us
2025-05-07 13:38:44

We spent the past two months redoing our sculpture garden. We opened it 14 years ago, and it needed a little care, mostly to the plant life. The new plants are native varieties for the most part, and the garden has been redesigned to create separate spaces for art and events. Learn more:

Three workers from Ruppert planting a native variety of liriope in the Georgia Museum of Art's Jane and Harry Willson Sculpture Garden. They're all down on the ground, wearing green shirts, dark pants and bright yellow caution vests, as they gently place each plant into neatly ordered rows in the dirt.
@servelan@newsie.social
2025-06-06 15:49:12

Woman in a construction company wants to wear a skirt over her work pants, which doesn't sound very safe.
Religion Clause: EEOC Sues Over Denial of Dress Code Religious Accommodation for Apostolic Christian Employee
religionclause.blogspot.com/20

@midtsveen@social.linux.pizza
2025-06-11 21:06:45

Yes, the only video game I play is #Warframe!
MR 26 – Wisp Is Love, Wisp Is Live
Ballas is dead, Margulis’s mercy, Lotus’s final kiss.
But Kaya Velasco? She is eternal.
Ballas gone, but she outlives sentient beings.
BALLAS DEAD, NOT KAYA! 😘 💋
I don’t care if she’s code and pixels, my heart’s got no patch notes!
They can’t stop me from loving a digital …

The image features a character with vibrant blue and pink hair, wearing a white and pink outfit with brown accents. The character is holding a transparent, glowing object in front of their chest, surrounded by blue electrical energy. The background is a solid pink color, enhancing the character's colorful appearance. The character's attire includes a white long-sleeved shirt with a pink vest, brown shoulder pads, and white pants with brown straps. The character's pose is dynamic, with arms rais…
@45names@mastodon.social
2025-06-09 20:20:17

Big Daddy Poopy Pants
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: please don't come after me.
#satire #potus45

@UP8@mastodon.social
2025-06-04 13:33:17

Girl's basketball players from the GIAC entry to the Ithaca Festival Parade
#photo #photography #ithaca #ithacafestival

Basketball playing girls with red pants and white tank tops that say FIREBIRDS.  In fron two girls are prominent,  #10 who is white and blonde with long hair and glasses,  next to her #30 who is black with tightly curled hair and a white headband.
@MamasPinkyToe@mastodon.world
2025-06-01 02:48:55

ASK ME ABOUT PEEING MY PANTS!
- Cybertruck bumper sticker

@midtsveen@social.linux.pizza
2025-06-10 23:17:10

What, my family actually expects me to act "normal"? What kind of backwards sorcery is that? I’m an anarchist at heart and a syndicalist by choice, no apologies, no compromises.
nsf-iaa.org

The image depicts a street scene with a person performing a wheelie on a bicycle in the foreground. The cyclist is wearing a black jacket, light-colored pants, and a face mask. In the background, there are several vehicles engulfed in flames, with thick black smoke billowing into the air. The street is lined with buildings, and there are people in the background, some of whom are observing the scene. The road is marked with yellow lines, and the scene is set during the daytime. The overall atmo…
@arXiv_mathGT_bot@mastoxiv.page
2025-06-10 08:19:22

Ordering curves on surfaces
Hugo Parlier, Hanh Vo, Binbin Xu
arxiv.org/abs/2506.06481 arxiv.org/pdf/2506.06481

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-06-08 12:20:13

Big Daddy Poopy Pants
bot by @…
No laws were broken in the making of this bot: rescind the warrant.
#satire #potus45

@Demirramon@cyberfurz.social
2025-05-29 14:33:39

Trying to come up with something for Furality Somna! Of course, less than a week before it begins :neofox_think_googly:
#3DArt #3DModeling #Art

Screenshot of my model in blender. It's untextured and gray. It's wearing a t-shirt and short pants. It also has a belt with a star in the center, bracelets with a smaller star in them, and a scarf that's floating up as if wind was pushing it.
@45names@mastodon.social
2025-06-08 06:20:14

Big Daddy Poopy Pants
bot by @…
No laws were broken in the making of this bot: let's not have humor lead to homicide.
#satire #potus45

@hw@fediscience.org
2025-03-30 12:21:25

It's pretty cool how the complete commodity chain of a pair of pants can be inspected on the web site of Nudie Jeans. #pants #commodity #anthropology #sustainability

@spamless@mastodon.social
2025-05-17 23:52:59

Tonight our pop-jazz choir, Sing'n'Swing, had its first public concert in two years. We changed choir directors about a year-and-a-half ago. The concert went well. I sang a small solo, which also went well. A number of people told me I killed it. I took that as a good thing. 😃 Here's a post-concert photo.

Me home just after the concert. I'm wearing a black velvet tailored jacket, black narrow-cut pants with black shoes, and an anthracite styled shirt with a Japanese collar. Around my neck is an amulet of dark wood and silver fashioned by the Salzburg goldsmith and engraver Manfred Stubmann.
@45names@mastodon.social
2025-06-04 05:20:12

Donny Dumpy Pants
bot by @…
No laws were broken in the making of this bot: I hope you'll lol, not take legal action.
#satire #potus45

@spamless@mastodon.social
2025-05-17 23:52:59

Tonight our pop-jazz choir, Sing'n'Swing, had its first public concert in two years. We changed choir directors about a year-and-a-half ago. The concert went well. I sang a small solo, which also went well. A number of people told me I killed it. I took that as a good thing. 😃 Here's a post-concert photo.

Me home just after the concert. I'm wearing a black velvet tailored jacket, black narrow-cut pants with black shoes, and an anthracite styled shirt with a Japanese collar. Around my neck is an amulet of dark wood and silver fashioned by the Salzburg goldsmith and engraver Manfred Stubmann.
@midtsveen@social.linux.pizza
2025-06-10 13:21:51

#HD #4K #1080p #LA #California

The image depicts a street scene with a person performing a wheelie on a bicycle in the foreground. The cyclist is wearing a black jacket, light-colored pants, and a face mask. In the background, there are several vehicles engulfed in flames, with thick black smoke billowing into the air. The street is lined with buildings, and there are people in the background, some of whom are observing the scene. The road is marked with yellow lines, and the scene is set during the daytime. The overall atmo…
@chris@mstdn.chrisalemany.ca
2025-05-28 18:57:58

"I don’t believe anyone was thinking about [the] 51st state idea. Truthfully, the intent was to not get political, but to focus on social, cultural, and economic ties."
I hate this nonsense. With great respect and in kindness: Mr. City Councillor in Bellngham needs to put on his big boy pants and admit that yes it is political and yes it is about the 51st state rhetoric and all the scary border stuff from his federal government.
His choice not to admit that and speak against that, and worse, to act like it doesn’t exist, is a further insult and will not help to get BC/Canadians to resume visits.
#CanPoli #CdnPoli #51stState #NoFascism #TheAmericanFascist #Economy #Tourism
albernivalleynews.com/home2/vi

@UP8@mastodon.social
2025-05-30 03:09:47

Roller Derby skater in Ithaca Festival Parade
#ithaca #ithacafestival #festival #photo

Woman with orange hair with flowers and a butterfly cape and blue top that says Bluestockings has dark pants and boots in the middle of a street with people sitting on the far side with a short building behind and a few looming trees