I tried to go for a ride in the rain today and it sucked. I was hoping to go meet one of the candidates for governor at a local park and while it was "lightly" raining when I left home after a mile it got worse and the top of my legs were soaked.
The rest of my body was okay. I put my rain jacket hood over my helmet, I had gloves and good hiking shoes but damn, pants and legs were just... wet.
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A WGN video producer was handcuffed and taken into custody by federal agents on Friday morning while documenting the arrest of a Latino man,
and a legal analyst warned the move defied a court order.
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Cry because your food touched your other food on the plate.
You can't say "participants" without "pants".
My second favorite type of pants making an appearance. #Wordle
Wordle 1 571 4/6
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Sprint Football: Navy's № 35 Linebacker Connor Miltenberger attempt's tackle of Cornell Running back № 26 Anthony Rambino while № 80 Tight End Andrew Lay looks on
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Series B, Episode 04 - Horizon
CALLY: [V.O.] Right.
AVON: Orac, have you obtained any further information on the planet Horizon?
ORAC: No.
AVON: Why not?
ORAC: Is that a serious question?
AVON: No.
https://blake.torpidity.net/m/204/406 B7B2
I like it.
her: you're wearing that?
me: yeah
her: could you at least put on some pants?
me: whoa whoa, I dont want to erroneously set unrealistic future expectations
https://social.neonpaws.digital/@FoxesInLove/115140251387719452
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I can't believe that this is what we came to.
Did any of the sci-fi authors anticipate what we arrived to?
#claude_code #claude4 #llm
My son Elliot when we were visiting Gettysburg, PA this spring
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Underground ⤵️
地下 ⤵️
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Listen, children:
Your father is dead.
From his old coats
I'll make you little jackets;
I'll make you little trousers
From his old pants.
There'll be in his pockets
Things he used to put there,
Keys and pennies
Covered with tobacco;
Dan shall have the pennies
To save in his bank;
Anne shall have the keys
To make a pretty noise with.
...cont. 1/2
Say hi to NAKy and ACKy the TCP geese. 🪿
Addendum: Yes, um, ackshully TCP does not use NAK, I know.
For smarty-pants folks:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acknowledgement_(data_networks)
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The [American contractor] standing next to me — this young boy holds his hand, and he kisses it.
Then he comes to me, and he holds my hand, and he kisses it,”
Aguilar said in an interview with Tucker Carlson,
explaining that kissing hands is a sign of deep respect in Arab cultures.
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Penn № 17 Noah Millikan recovers after a pitch and looks towards home plate at Cornell's Booth Field
#sports #photo #photography
Investigate the government's blatant censorship & obvious violation of the 1st amendment.
And sue the f'ing pants off of Fat Putin.
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#WritersCoffeeClub August 1: Why are you writing your current work?
2: What's plentiful in your writing?
3: How heroic are your protagonists?
4: How violent is your work?
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1. Because no one else can.
2. Words.
3. Pretty much. Then again, is it truly heroism for a suicidal person?
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Let's see we got a denim jacket.. are those manchester pants?
Dapper, I'd say!
Caught my Xbox with it's pants down, never seen this before.
Fucking hell Daltrey, at least try to keep it in your pants. #TOTP
Anybody have a good source for a ripstop nylon zipper pouch, kinda like a pencil case, that's solidly built and fits comfortably in a cargo pants pocket?
Use case is a tiny pocket first aid kit. Nothing fancy, just a couple of bandaids, single-dose ibuprofen, etc. In the past I've tried a plastic clamshell case that eventually broke (and was uncomfortable), a notched vacuum sealed bag (great until you open it, but not resealable), a ziploc (too flimsy).
"Among the favorite pastimes of Republican men, two stand out: first, boasting about what strong, courageous, hypermasculine operators they are; and second, publicly melting down about how pants-pissingly terrified they are of American cities."
Why Republicans Are Terrified of Nonexistent Crime - The American Prospect
https://prospect.org/justice/2025-08-15-why-republicans-are-terrified-of-nonexistent-crime/
While it's not uncommon for people to know that the political terms of "left" and "right" come from the French Revolution, fewer people realize that using "fancy pants" as a derogatory term also comes from it.
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Several times a week I curse the sportsball gods - not the manager (she's beyond reproach) - for making Kid1's uniform pants white.
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Automorphisms of the pants graph of a nonorientable surface
Micha{\l} Stukow, B{\l}a\.zej Szepietowski
https://arxiv.org/abs/2507.12613 https://
The main reason I stick to cat ears instead of this, is that full cat masks like this scare the CRAP out of cats. :ablobcatknitsweats:
Moka Espresso
In 1933, Alfonso Bialetti introduced the Moka Express,
#coffee #espresso
On The Road - Train to Xi’An 🚞
在路上 - 去西安的火车 🚞
📷 Minolta Hi-Matic AF
🎞️Kentmere Pan 200
#filmphotography #Photography #blackandwhite
Sprint Football Quarterback № 18 Stefano Luis of Coral Gables, Fla runs with the ball and gets tackled in last Saturday's game against Navy
#photo #photography #sports
"Melania Trump's home town is known for the sale of pants".
Known for Pants? And just selling pants, not even making them? Really? 🙂
#biography #Melania #Slovenia #weird #BBC
Man, it took me a while to warm up to Costco, but it's really is one of the better corners of capitalism. They pay people fairly, sell only quality stuff, didn't disavow DEI, and aren't owned and run by hedge fund assholes.
It's amazing how nice it is not to have to evaluate every purchase. If it is there, it's usually because it has been proven to make customers happy and thus earned its shelf space.
And, no surprise, the CEO dogfoods himself.
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Modular transformations of tau functions and conformal blocks on the torus
Fabrizio Del Monte, Harini Desiraju, Pavlo Gavrylenko
https://arxiv.org/abs/2508.14030 https://…
am I doing namecards right
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🖕 What, Trump still breathing? Seriously? 🖕
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Infielder Nº 20 Kevin Hager of Berkeley Heights, N.J., then a sophmore, of Cornell's Big Red just caught the ball
#photo #photography #baseball
The golfers taking part in the 'Hickory Golf' event at the Royal Ashburn Golf Club in Whitby, many of whom are among the 150 members of the of Golf Historical Society of Canada. They share an interest in the history of golf and the craftsmanship of clubs from a bygone era.
#realGolf
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Sprint Football: Nº 52 Brandon Tauscher from Cornell's defensive line takes down Navy's Quarterback Nº 9 Rhett Sypult in Schoellkopf Field this Saturday -- Sprint football is American football with a 178 lb weight limit, see https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sprint_football
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Uneven Lives IV 👁️
不工整人生 IV 👁️
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Uneven Lives V 👁️
不工整人生 V 👁️
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Toddler moves towards an outreached hand in the first heat of the 100 meter race (FLRC runs from slow to fast so that the timers will know what they're doing when it counts)
#sports #photo #photography
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I don't think I posted any running photos from the Thom B Trail Runs this May 17th in Hammond Hill State Forest; here's one of the faster runners -- this time I didn't get hypothermia or sunburn or anything
#photo #photography
Hyperbolic spaces not quasi-isometric to curve complexes
Javier Aramayona, Hugo Parlier, Richard Webb
https://arxiv.org/abs/2507.08086 https://
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I arrived at the Sprint Football game against Navy at halftime when Cornell was down 40-0.
The second half was an entirely different game where Cornell shut out Navy and Cornell's № 89 Cooper Patterson scored a touchdown despite № 32 T.J. Silvernale of the Midshipmen.
#photo #photography
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№ 15 Owen Carlson from Cornell at bat April 13 in a game against Penn at beautiful Booth Field
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Penn Catcher № 10 Qwynn Ahearn playing at Cornell April 13, 2025
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Looking through my file I found I took a lot of good photos of the Thom B Classic
#photo #photography #sports #running
Women runner having a great time at the Ithaca 5 and 10
#photo #photography #ithaca #flrc