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@unchartedworlds@scicomm.xyz
2025-09-11 14:56:21
Content warning: USPol, categories of violence

Great comment from @…, about the visibility of _some_ violence and the taken-for-granted background of _other_ violence.
#USPol #CharlieKirk

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-09-11 17:13:21

Violence is never a good answer. You don’t know what side of it you will be on.
#USpol

screenshot of a post by stone.cold.jane.austennn: 

MAGA 3 days ago: Chicago is about to find out the meaning of WAR 

MAGA today: the left needs to stop condoning violence
@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2025-09-12 14:57:55

Is "hoping someone gets the death penalty" classified as political violence?
#USPOL

@stefan@gardenstate.social
2025-08-12 11:55:40

Would you vote for Stephen Colbert in a presidential primary?
#uspol

@joe@toot.works
2025-08-12 13:48:23

Every time Kash Patel is on TV (usually while standing next to Whiskey Pete, behind Trump), he looks like his mushrooms just kicked in. What the hell is up with that?
#Politics #USPolitics #USPol

@jamie@boothcomputing.social
2025-09-10 20:53:54

I'm not going to mourn Charlie Kirk. He was a genuinely evil man who liked being cruel to people.
I hope they find the shooter, arrest them, try, and convict them. Because that is the way of a democratic society. Justice must be done.
#uspol

@markrsmith@smithtodon.org
2025-09-11 16:49:16

1. There is no “transgender ideology”. Just people trying to be themselves.
2. Antifascist ideology is what most of us learned in school as “being a good citizen”
#CharlieKirk #uspol #bullet

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-09-12 02:06:16

$27.7 billion budget and they didn’t spring for run-flats.
Honestly, it’s really good that they’re not good at what they do.
#USpol

@losttourist@social.chatty.monster
2025-09-10 20:29:29

So that's another uspol name to urgently put on the filtering list, lads.

@pre@boing.world
2025-09-11 09:17:12
Content warning: uspol

I remember when Trump was grazed by a bullet and lots of people were very pleased that God had caused him to turn his head and be saved.
Guess God just wants some people dead, or he'd save everyone.
Thanks God.

@shellheim@social.linux.pizza
2025-09-12 14:22:22

This shooting has been the most 21st century-esque political assassination yet. "You are gay if you read this, LMAO" wrriten on bullets. What the hell.
#CharlieKirk #uspol

@Treppenwitz@sfba.social
2025-09-10 22:39:07

#uspol #charliekirk

Like all conservatives, Charlie Kirk thought random politically-motivated violence was hilarious and awesome as long as it was against people he hated. We are simply commemorating him in a manner he would appreciate, in accordance with his beliefs and values.
@katrinakatrinka@infosec.exchange
2025-09-10 06:07:09

Want to complain about #Rx requirements for a #COVID booster in the US? #uspol
You have until September 13 to submit a written comment to the

@samvarma@fosstodon.org
2025-10-11 02:36:20

Outside my doctor's office in Lincoln Square
#chicago #fascism #ICE @…

@dploeger@mastodon.social
2025-10-11 09:09:36
@mk_rexx@metalhead.club
2025-10-11 00:26:26
@henrikmillinge@fikaverse.club
2025-10-10 10:45:59

Nå. Så blev det ikke til Nobels fredspris til Trump i denne her omgang. #trump #USPol #nobelsFredspris

@unchartedworlds@scicomm.xyz
2025-09-12 09:40:10
Content warning: UKPol / USPol / Starmer quote

I think "We must all be free to debate openly and freely without fear - Keir Starmer, 2025" might look good on a placard somewhere...
#UKPol #KeirStarmer #protest

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-10-08 23:46:11
Content warning: Uspol, Florida, what?

Dang, they caught wind of my Weather Changing Beaminator 🌬️⁠✈️
Florida attorney general asks public to report weather modification activity at airports
nbcmiami.com/news/local/florid

@timbray@cosocial.ca
2025-09-06 19:26:17

I’m going to admit that that “Chipocalypse” post freaked me out considerably. I wonder if history will see it as a turning point in America’s extended democratic crisis? Because to this Canadian looking across the border at the USA, it has that feeling.
#USpol

@jacob@mountaincommunity.co
2025-10-07 07:04:12

Just voted for the first time as an overseas voter. Kudos to Colorado for making it super simple and possibly easier than the already-easy mail-in voting!

#uspol #vote #colorado

@shellheim@social.linux.pizza
2025-09-12 14:42:49

The suspect of Charlie Kirk's shooting has been apprehended and his mugshot has been released. His name is Tyler Robinson.
#uspol

A white man with a wide forehead. Neutral facial expression. Looks to be in his mid 20s.
@hex@kolektiva.social
2025-10-09 08:13:42

Ok, yeah, I'm not done processing my anger over liberals doing shit like this. So this historian sees a rise in right wing violence, sees the US government carrying out ethnic cleansing, sees a rise in white supremacist terrorism, and then says, "oh yeah... this reminds me of a time right around the 1920s. Hum... yeah, ANARCHISTS fighting the government! Yeah, that's the same thing."
FFS, IT'S THE RED SUMMER! If you want a parallel between today and some horrible time in US history, TALK ABOUT THE RED SUMMER. The point of the language of dehumanization that the right uses, the point of all the anti-black and anti-emigrant rhetoric, is that it leads to genocide. Trump already carried out an act of genocide (#USPol

@jrm4@mastodon.social
2025-11-07 21:12:16

Now perhaps might be a good time for the reminder of a truth always obscured:
Black People (not Black "women" -- ALL BLACK PEOPLE - you have to watch how they do black men dirty here) are the practical always-voting correctly BASE of the Democratic party -- which in turn makes them the moral center of voting in America.
#uspol

@stevefoerster@social.fossdle.org
2025-10-08 15:16:28

Because calling for one's political opponents to be incarcerated is a perfectly normal and healthy part of a liberal democracy. 🙃
#uspol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-10-12 06:45:11

Father Larry Dowling's account of leading a Eucharistic Procession to offer Holy Communion to those held by ice in Broadview, IL (near Chicago) and being barred from doing so.
"No one had the courage to speak directly to us. No one from Homeland Security could stand in the presence of the Monstrance holding the Blessed Sacrament. No wonder. Evil is repelled, recoils in the presence of Christ."

Larry Dowling

I had…privilege…of leading…Eucharistic Procession… to…ICE Detention Center in Broadview…to pray…bring Holy Communion…to…men & women detained…under inhumane conditions. 

Over 1,000 Catholics…marched in peaceful prayer & song, facilitated by…Police Departments &…State Police. I cannot speak more highly of…public safety officers in providing us safe passage. 

Upon arrival…was…different…no ICE or Federal representatives…When requesting to talk w/…representative…over…phone, After…br…
@roland@devdilettante.com
2025-11-09 02:57:22

"I want you to understand, regardless of your politics, the historical danger of a secret police. What happens when a militia is deployed in our neighborhoods and against our own people. Left unchecked their mandate will grow; the boundaries of acceptable identity and speech will shrink. I want you to think about elections in this future. I want you to understand that every issue you care about—any hope of participatory democracy—is downstream of this."

@jonpainterphoto@lawfedi.blue
2025-11-05 03:53:47

SCHULTZ!
“I know nothing!!!!”
#uspol #HogansHeros #mikejohnson

Speaker of the House, Mike Johnson, wearing a WWII German helmet and overcoat… like Sgt. Schultz, “He knows nothing!!!”
@seav@en.osm.town
2025-11-08 08:33:08
Content warning: uspol, NYC

#TheDailyShow has done a brilliant piece showing that conservatives have been saying that millionaires will move out of #NewYorkCity because of the high taxes for every year since at least 2009. 😂

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-09-09 21:14:56

ice moving still closer to taking anyone they feel like, including natural born Americans with no criminal histories or activities, and disappearing them. Them is you, me and everyone we have ever met.
“ICE has been under immense pressure to quickly increase the number of immigrants it is arresting, with less regard for whether they have any criminal histories.”
🧵 1/4
#USpol

@stefan@gardenstate.social
2025-10-08 14:54:58

Introducing The Argument: How To Save Liberalism (Without Being Boring) by Jerusalem Demsas
#uspol

@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2025-11-07 14:15:11

Gosh, Nancy Pelosi is retiring so young! I hope she's saved up enough money for retirement.
#USPOL

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2025-11-12 04:43:32

United States doesn’t have talented people to fill jobs domestically.
And that's why I'm raising the H1 visa fees to a ridiculously high $100K.
I call it the Art of the Deal.
🙄
#uspol #USA #employment #skills #stupidity #sarcasm

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-11-10 07:52:41

I’m in Chicago, first snowfall. Horrifyingly beautiful.
Beautiful because nature can be wonderful.
Horrifying because humans are too often not.
Nearby, there are federal prisoners in Broadview probably freezing to death tonight.
We each have our challenges, all are real.
May God’s mercy visit and comfort them.
And may His wrath visit their captors.
#USpol

@stevefoerster@social.fossdle.org
2025-10-09 23:02:40

US buys Argentine pesos, finalizes $20 billion currency swap
apnews.com/article/trump-besse

Dr Evil making finger quotes while sarcastically saying "America first".
@hex@kolektiva.social
2025-10-07 20:18:08

It's worth remembering that the civil war was a slave revolt:
#USPol

@nelson@tech.lgbt
2025-09-06 15:50:53
Content warning: #uspol

The website defense.gov now redirects to war.gov

@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social
2025-10-05 00:47:37
Content warning: USPOL ranting

#MAGA. The slogan says it, right on the tin. America used to be Great, by some definition, and now it’s not, because of *handwave* problems caused by *handwave* bad actors, but we can make it all better by turning everything back to that Great time. But everything I’ve seen and heard about this seems to assume that it’s the 50s that they wanna throw us back to. And I’m thinking, no, they’re looking at…

@vrandecic@mas.to
2025-10-01 05:43:43

The Radical Left does not have the majority in Congress. In the Senate, Republicans have the majority. In the House of Representatives, Republicans have the majority. In Congress, Republicans have the majority. Republicans control all three branches of the federal government.
Spread it wide, loud, and clear.
#uspol

@FerdiZ@mastodon.cloud
2025-11-03 16:27:25

Why Trump's ICE is kidnapping & disappearing so many legal US residents today: #UsPol

@joe@toot.works
2025-11-05 21:49:41

It's crazy how some of these gerrymandered districts look.
#Politics #USPol #USPolitics

@unchartedworlds@scicomm.xyz
2025-10-06 05:40:04
Content warning: USPol, good summary

@… lays out the gap between (a) Democrats' collective fantasies of "the next election" and (b) what's actually happening.
#USPol

@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2025-11-06 22:18:05

Fuck Elon and his money! (I was really hoping for more good news this week.)
We absolutely need to destroy the value of every company that asshole is associated with.
#USPOL

@markrsmith@smithtodon.org
2025-10-07 00:02:39

Irony - causing an Insurrection by making up an Insurrection
#trump #miller #uspol

@seav@en.osm.town
2025-09-08 11:42:56
Content warning: uspol

“Democratic leaders have had six months to come up with a plan. If there’s a better plan than a shutdown, great. But if the plan is still nothing, then Democrats need new leaders.”
youtu.be/W3-0SpkF-V0

@stefan@gardenstate.social
2025-09-07 17:59:40

Should Democrats vote to fund the government at the end of the month?
#uspol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-09-09 17:36:05

#economics #recession #USpol

screenshot of a post by Spencer Hakimian • @SpencerHakimian: 

This really has to be the dumbest recession in American history. 

All because 1 geriatric man is stubbornly holding onto universally debunked 1800s economic theories. 

Sep 5, 2025 • 5:13 PM UTC
@hex@kolektiva.social
2025-11-07 11:43:42

Huh, looks like we got ourselves a hot shop...
#USPol

@jrm4@mastodon.social
2025-10-04 06:00:37

The comedians in saudi arabia feels like a stupid stupid distraction and a way for people to feel morally superior in one of the most pointless ways possible
#uspol

@stevefoerster@social.fossdle.org
2025-10-07 15:01:20

Six US Surgeons General, Democratic and Republican—including one appointed by Trump is his first term—spoke out with one voice to condemn anti-science HHS Secretary Robert F. Kennedy, Jr.
#uspol

@katrinakatrinka@infosec.exchange
2025-11-04 17:30:09

Dick Cheney is a good example of why rich people live so long. [ETA: Rich people in the US.]
If he'd just been a regular person, he likely would've died without a heart transplant, if not before from one of his many heart attacks.
#uspol

@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2025-11-04 15:29:28
Content warning: USPOL Trump Mamdani

I seriously laughed out loud when I read that Trump said that he is better looking than Mamdani.
First of all, it doesn't fucking matter!
Second, it's totally wrong. Mamdani is a good looking dude. 😉
#USPOL

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2025-09-12 00:06:06

#NYT: $10 Million in Contraceptives Have Been Destroyed on Orders From Trump Administration because "contraception is not lifesaving”.
This is such a dumb timeline. 🤦‍♂️
#uspol #USA #USAID #health #dumb

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-09-09 01:51:30

Bill Clinton, who was impeached for committing perjury about sex, may have committed a crime related to sex?
Wait, next are you gonna tell me water is wet?
Sex criminals should be prosecuted. Full stop.
#USpol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-09-09 05:00:40

Fallujah, Iraq is ~15sq mi (~25sq km) & had ~4,000 fighters US military and allies faced in 2nd Battle of Fallujah, one of fiercest fought by US this century.
Caracas Venezuela is ~300sq mi (~433sq km) & Venezuela has ~4.5 million militia now activated.
potus & kegseth must be stopped.
#USpol

@hex@kolektiva.social
2025-10-07 14:16:40

Oh hey, good things do happen even in the darkest times. Yarvin is taking about fleeing the country.
The thinks that Trump's fascism is failing (which it is) and tha Trump is incapable of doing what it takes to actually hold power. He's afraid of vengeance, which is honestly unlikely given how completely useless the democrats actually are. But I'm glad he's afraid. I hope he runs away to Russia, gets drafted and deployed to Ukraine, and eats a drone.
I also hope he can somehow convince Thiel to be afraid, but I think that's unlikely.
The fact is that if Trump fails, which I think he will (and Yarvin thinks it could be soon), it won't be because of Democratic leadership. It will be because of antifascist organizing and community resistence. We will have, once again, kept ourselves safe while the DNC argued over how much of their values they should abandon and how much of the left to sacrifice to "get votes."
#USPol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-10-08 21:41:45

Feckless felonious fool claims he “took the freedom of speech away” when it comes to flag burning. That’s not how this works you sanctimonious prick.
#USpol

@unchartedworlds@scicomm.xyz
2025-09-03 05:56:43
Content warning: USPol speculation

Seeing rumours that 47 has had some kind of health glitch.
Suppose 47 dies, I don't reckon Vance would be any better. Different style, but a lot of the same people running things in the background anyway.
#USPol #Trump #Vance

@stefan@gardenstate.social
2025-10-06 13:19:51

Trump’s 2 Forbidden N-Words! Hegseth’s Military Fat-Shame! Russell Vought’s Odd Dream?! | HIGNFYUS
#uspol

@markrsmith@smithtodon.org
2025-10-06 16:18:12

#IVoted #NJ #USPol

Mercer County NJ elections dropbox
@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2025-11-06 16:52:09

Pelosi will *not* seek re-election!? This week just keeps getting better…
#USPOL

@joe@toot.works
2025-10-05 12:49:36

The Trump administration sure is good at leaking their own plans for things.
"A senior White House official accidentally leaked details of plans to send an elite army unit to Portland, in the latest intelligence leak by the Trump administration."
#Politics #USPolitics #USPol

@hex@kolektiva.social
2025-11-06 13:32:50

Oh hey, more folks pointing out that the shutdown may just be the goal #USPol

@stefan@gardenstate.social
2025-11-05 03:17:55

Nice graphic from MSNBC
#uspol

point spread
@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2025-11-06 16:25:43

I heard a comparison where someone said:
The Republicans rob you like a stick-up. They're brazen and open about.
The Democrats rob you like a pick-pocket. They're sneaky and you don't see it happen.
Damn...
#USPOL

@seav@en.osm.town
2025-11-06 04:55:25
Content warning: uspol, Zohran Mamdani

#AlJazeera released a 24-minute video following #ZohranMamdani’s election win. Noting the caveats regarding this particular news outfit, I thought that they did a pretty even-handed coverage of Zohran’s journey to the top post of

@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2025-11-06 16:15:59

A friend of mine, who I'm pretty sure is left-leaning (meaning, in the US at least, a Democrat) asked me:
"Isn't democratic socialism different from actual socialism?"
Ohhh, where do we begin! But the good thing is, people are asking these questions... Not just straight up condemning "socialism" because of the name.
#USPOL

@hex@kolektiva.social
2025-10-06 11:31:42

It is interesting how Billionaire incompetence and Trump's flailing have done more to erode trust in capitalism than most of what the left has done for the last several decades.
#USPol

@stefan@gardenstate.social
2025-11-05 02:41:33

80% in #nyc
#uspol

80% in #nyc
@stevefoerster@social.fossdle.org
2025-09-30 20:30:03

#uspol

Generals and admirals at Hegseth's pointless "warrior ethos" meeting with the caption "This could have been an email"
@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-09-07 00:29:50

The Pentagon is so clean on OPSEC that I’m learning National Guard in DC is canceling hotel reservations there to move to Chicago and Baltimore _from the protestors planning to meet them_.
#USpol #Chicago #Baltimore

@stefan@gardenstate.social
2025-11-05 02:46:26

Ciattarelli should run again. he's my fav political opponent ATM.
#newJersey #uspol

@hex@kolektiva.social
2025-10-06 07:03:30

European "socialism" is a compromise wherein the population gets services and, in exchange, the rich are allowed to continue to exist. This compromise developed to save capitalism from the threat of the working class just rising up and just doing it all themselves. Revolutions, it turns out, can be dangerous and may be subverted. It's generally safer, so Europe's working class decided, to accept some exploitation in exchange for not taking that chance.
The the strategy of "point guns at everyone until they comply" was a sustainable strategy, all of Europe would still be absolute monarchies, feudalism would still be the dominant economic system globally, and England would still control most of the land on Earth. Recognizing that this *isn't* the state of the world should give some clues as to how well Yarvin's ideas continue will play out in the real world.
#USPol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-09-06 02:13:04

In accordance with Sec. 2. (e) of Executive Order 14190, “Ending Radical Indoctrination in K-12 Schooling” as signed by potus on January 29, 2025, the U.S. Government will _not_ be "modifying a [Department]'s name," despite SecDef and potus' desires for the Department of Defense's “social transition.”
Thank you for your attention to this matter!
#USpol

@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2025-11-07 18:21:00
Content warning: USPOL, Hatred, Charlie Kirk

I was checking on the Minneapolis mayoral race and was sad to see Omar Fateh did not win. I checked out some of his posts and found this which is just... fucking sad and depressing.
xcancel.com/OmarFatehMN/status

@stefan@gardenstate.social
2025-11-04 01:41:51

Protect Yourself From Media Like This... by schnee
#uspol #propaganda

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-10-04 19:36:30

Turns out the greatest threat to Americans is American federal security forces.
#USpol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-10-05 06:07:41

Pure fiction.
This senior adviser to potus can’t even see that Oregon’s 6,695 sworn police officers are less numerous than the FBI’s ~13,700 special agents.
Stephen Miller shouldn’t be trusted to advise on a coffee order, let alone government policy. He is out of touch with reality.
Sources in comment.
#USpol

screenshot of a post by Stephen Miller @StephenM: 

Legal insurrection. The President is the commander-in-chief of the Armed Forces, not an Oregon judge. Portland and Oregon law enforcement, at the direction of local leaders, have refused to aid ICE officers facing relentless terrorist assault and threats to life. 

(There are more local law enforcement officers in Oregon than there are guns and badges in the FBI nationwide). This is an organized terrorist attack on the federal government and i…
@hex@kolektiva.social
2025-11-01 21:10:03

I'm at an interesting intersection between poor as fuck (or adjacent, mostly anarchist) folks and generally well off (mostly liberal-ish) tech folks, so every once and a while I can help with some info that bridges that gap. Right now is kind of a critical time for that.
For anyone not extremely affected by the SNAP thing, here's a reasonable video:
#USPol

@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2025-09-24 12:24:44
Content warning: USPOL

Is Kamala Harris backing Mamdani just a way to sabotage Mamdani because people who like Mamdani probably do not like Harris?
#USPOL

@stefan@gardenstate.social
2025-10-02 17:59:09

Is America Heading Towards Civil War? with Rep. Ilhan Omar by Hasan Minhaj
#uspol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-11-03 23:59:18

He doesn't know what tariffs are or how they work, and how the Constitution works.
Great choice of leader Texas.
#USpol #TXpol #tariffs

Screenshot of a two post thread.

Greg Abbott @GregAbbott_TX: 

After the polls close tomorrow night, I will impose a 100% tariff on anyone moving to Texas from NYC.

MigratingCoconut @aheadwarp9: 

Replying to @GregAbbott_TX 

States cannot tariff each other.  Read the Constitution. Article 1, sections 9 and 10. 

Nov 3, 2025 · 11:04 PM UTC
@stefan@gardenstate.social
2025-09-02 00:34:48

How Chicago Labor History Teaches Us To Fight Fascism Today | Kat Abughazaleh For Illinois by Kat Abughazaleh
#uspol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-09-02 19:16:06

Hardcore criminals? Like…say with 34 felony convictions?
#USpol

@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2025-09-23 12:01:31
Content warning: USPOL

The only phrase that sums things up is "I Feel Like I'm Taking Crazy Pills!"
I don't know how the experts I hear on NPR can talk after hearing a Trump audio clip that is clearing the ramblings of a madman and not call it out as such.
They somehow remain all serious and explain things clearly. How do they do it?
#USPOL

@stefan@gardenstate.social
2025-10-02 15:31:48

this starts slow but I think gets pretty good.
How to Protest The Trump Regime Like The Civil Rights Movement by Offline with Jon Favreau
#uspol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-10-03 21:04:00

ICE Wants to Build Out a 24/7 Social Media Surveillance Team.
#USpol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-09-02 19:01:50

Wait, could I have entered that competition? Like could space command be in my breakfast nook?
#USpol #SpaceCommand

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-09-02 19:23:55

He still doesn’t admit that import taxes (tariffs) are paid by Americans importing, not by other countries.
#USpol #TrumpTariffs #economy

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-09-02 19:32:33

President wants-to-gerrymander-the-gop-into-permanent-power says _Democrats_ cheat.
Every accusation really is a confession.
#USpol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-09-02 19:13:24

114,000 schools in the United States.
Deploying a single National Guardsman costs ~$530/day.
Or ~$60 million a day, or for a 180 day school year more than $10 billion dollars.
#USpol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-09-02 19:20:17

“That’s not this country, we have to do something.”
Breaking laws by deploying soldiers ain’t it.
Common sense gun control laws can be.
Breaking Posse Comitatus won’t solve underlying causes of crime.
And red states are more murdery than LA, DC and Chicago.
He’s grabbing power.
#USpol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-11-01 21:55:41

Sad Bovino.
A key figure in the unlawful ice violence and the disappearances of people, gregory bovino is sad.
🧵 1/2
#satire #USpol #ice

greogory bovino in a uniform with a customs and border patrol badge, looking thoughtfully sad, with a speech bubble above them reading, "Hurting people doesn’t make me feel better anymore."
Four men standing at a vice presidential press conference, in front of a blue vehicle, with a thought bubble above gregory bovino in uniform reading, "All this, and my mother still doesn’t love me."
U.S. Border Patrol agent gregory bovino holding a civilian’s arm, looking thoughtfully distraught, with a speech bubble reading, "I’ll never again reach the high I got the first time I violated someone, will I?"
gregory bovino in a U.S. Border Patrol uniform speaking at a dhs seal podium and a microphone, with an American flag in the background and a thought bubble reading, "Now the laxative decides to work?"
@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-09-02 01:06:28

Watching Vlad Vexler discuss potus’ status:
#USpol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-09-01 00:34:27

Kinda weird it makes sense to make a graphic like this.
No idea what I should use it for.
Flyers to hand to soldiers?
#USpol #Chicago #law

United States Soldiers 

[icon of a stack of laws labeled “UCMJ” and “92,” heart icon, you icon] 

Article 92 Loves You 
Disobey Illegal Orders
@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-09-30 23:56:52

The gop controls all three branches of government, if their government shuts down, then the gop are the one’s who shutdown their government.
#USpol #shutdown

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-09-29 20:25:12

The gop controls the House, Senate, and the White House. It is their government.
If the government shuts down or the government stays open, that is on the gop.
#USpol

control 

noun 1. the power to influence or direct people's behaviour or the course of events 

Example: the whole operation is under the control of a production manager 

[example synonyms] jurisdiction sway power authority command dominance
@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-09-30 16:05:11

“There is a fine line between vision and hallucination. People have to follow you for it to be a vision.” - Dr. Oz.
No, that is not in fact the difference you charlatan.
#USpol