Tootfinder

I'm not one of those people to
habitually complain about her spouse, and my husband is generally wonderful, but I did observe this week that when I have to walk the dog on a rainy night, I set out the dog-cleaning wipes, make sure the porch light is on, and leave a towel by the door.
When it's my husband's turn to walk the dog on a rainy night... I set out the dog-cleaning wipes, make sure the porch light is on, and leave a towel by the door.

Firefighters rescued a small dog that had been missing for weeks after finding it swimming into the San Francisco Bay.
The dog had gone missing over the Fourth of July weekend, according to the Menlo Park fire protection district.
But someone called 911 on 16 July to say they had seen a dog enter the bay near the Dumbarton Bridge in East Palo Alto.
The dog “just kept swimming”, according to a Menlo Park fire district Instagram post.
The Menlo Park fire protection distri…

Small dog missing for weeks rescued while swimming in San Francisco Bay
Team of firefighters saved the pup from the water near East Palo Alto in a mission that utilized boats, trucks and a drone

Many enraged psychiatrists are inciting a weary butcher. The butcher is
weary and tired because he has cut meat and steak and lamb for hours and
weeks. He does not desire to chant about anything with raving psychiatrists,
but he sings about his gingivectomist, he dreams about a single cosmologist,
he thinks about his dog. The dog is named Herbert.
-- Racter, "The Policeman's Beard is Half-Constructed"

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016)
A network of friendships among users on catster.com and dogster.com. Node represents a user, and edge exists if two users self-identify as friends on either website. The dogster/catster network also contains family links between dog and dog, cat and cat, as well as dog and cat.
This network has 623766 nodes and 15699276 edges.
Tags: Social, Online, Unweighted

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #Roadhouse
Norma Tanega:
🎵 Walkin’ My Cat Named Dog
#NormaTanega
https://the-daisy-chain.bandcamp.com/track/walkin-my-cat-named-dog-norma-tanega-cover

Just when I thought my conflict with the raccoons was over after having not had any negative encounters for several months, they've escalated further - not just charging and growling, they actually attacked the neighbor's dog. Didn't cause serious injury but that's definitely crossing a line.
I think we're beyond harassment tactics, probably time to think about trapping them now.

robert hunter's foray into horror comics (with a wisp of sci-fi), written in 1995 with art by timothy truman. a bit overwrought, but genuinely creepy & weird, & fun to read him in this mode. https://archive.org/details/dog-moon

having just helped rescue the neighbour's dog, who was running up the dual carriageway, and then kept them in our garden while trying to contact the owners: please cut the balls off your dogs.
B is a lovely big friendly dog who listens to me, but they instantly started peeing all over our garden and harrassing our dogs. i can only guess at why they decided to run off.
There is zero reason, aside from displaced gender anxiety, to not neuter your dog. i have no sympathy for yo…

Seeing Eye Dogs Show, By Vision Australia Radio
Your on air guide to the incredible work that goes in behind the scenes at Seeing Eye Dogs, plus all the latest in dog health, caring and fostering puppies, interviews with experts and more...
Great Australian Pods Podcast Directory: https://www.greataus…

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016)
A network of friendships among users on catster.com and dogster.com. Node represents a user, and edge exists if two users self-identify as friends on either website. The dogster/catster network also contains family links between dog and dog, cat and cat, as well as dog and cat.
This network has 623766 nodes and 15699276 edges.
Tags: Social, Online, Unweighted

The MAGA stars freaked out by their own movement (Zack Beauchamp/Vox)
https://www.vox.com/politics/492445/trump-conservatives-shapiro-owens-carlson-hot-dog
http://www.memeorandum.com/260622/p28#a260622p28

Hey, neighbor's dog,
I'm not even outdoors! What are you barking about now?

I started doing my bi-monthly haircut (#1 all over) and, past the point of no return, I realised my trimmers weren't working properly, so I had to finish off using the dog's.

Tonight's #baseball is Stripers vs Durham Bulls. It's Chopper's (the mascot) birthday. He's 18. I hope to find out which college he'll be going to. 😁
Hot dog acquired.
#milb

Los Angeles Police Department officers fatally shot a 2-year-old golden Saint Bernard doodle named Jameson last Saturday night
after police responded to reports of screams coming from the apartment.
The LAPD said earlier this week that officers opened fire after the dog charged at them.
Officers later learned the woman was screaming in reaction to the New York Knicks’ NBA Finals victory over the San Antonio Spurs.
Body camera video was released Friday in an investigat…

Bodycam shows L.A. officer fatally shooting dog during call about screaming woman after Knicks win
Body camera video was released Friday in the investigation into the Los Angeles Police Department shooting death of a dog after officers responded to a Canoga Park apartment.

woof bark dog

Me, giving a Milk Bone treat to my dog: Promises kept.

with the evolution I see in the fandom into “shanebug” and “ilyapie,” the deer and the wolf, the kitten and the … snake??? …
… getting back to the OGs six to eight months from now in 2027 or whenever is gonna be wild #HeatedRivalry

Let me introduce the crew. *points to enormous muscular guy.* This is Big Dog, we call him that because he's huge, ha ha!
*points to slim average looking guy* and his name is Medium Dog. I'm sure you can guess why! That's right — he communes with the spirits of the departed

Patriots HC Mike Vrabel has no ill will toward friend Tom Brady about having no 'dog in the fight' for Super Bowl LX https://www.nfl.com/news/patriots-hc-mike-vrabel-has-no-ill-will-toward-friend-to…

Ukraine update from Dylan Combellick.
If you are approached by a service dog without a person, follow the dog- it is a sign that the person needs help.
Share the friend link and help the world learn better: https://medium.com/@dylan_combellick/u

Ukraine Update June 20
2026 — The Draft in Russia and My Conversion to Western Atheism

From a marketing and packaging perspective, AI has been terrible.
It's like a hot dog vendor showing you what goes into a hot dog, telling you how to maximize your hot dog-enjoying experience, which end to bite first, and maybe you're using the wrong bread. Oh btw, the next hot dog will taste better, we promise.
It's antithetical to any product I've ever seen marketed and pushed into a mass market.

"Pep was a black Labrador Retriever who was falsely accused of murdering a cat. On August 31, 1924, Pep was sent to the Eastern State Penitentiary where he received inmate number C-2559 and had his mugshot and paw prints taken."
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pep_(dog)

Microplastics in over 75% of pet food, study finds #environment

Microplastics in over 75% of pet food, study finds
Researchers say certain brands and kinds of cat and dog food have more microplastics than others.

Some people don't need "The User's Manual For The Fox-Photographer"
#photo #photography #groupportrait

Raiders Training Camp Report 19: Inside the Dog Day Revelations https://www.si.com/nfl/raiders/onsi/las-vegas-training-camp-report-19-inside-dog-day-revelations

Stealing Dean Winchester's car is as smart as killing John Wick's dog

RE: #IETF board game night, and as people asked about the custom board we played on…

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #VarietyMix
Fat Dog:
🎵 Go Fuck Urself
#FatDog
https://fatdogfatdogfatdog.bandcamp.com/track/go-fuck-urself
https://open.spotify.com/track/6Jr1FqvrGFjYJgUzaS8CGP

Pausa de hidratacion

“You smell that? Do you smell that? Hydrogen peroxide, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of hydrogen peroxide in the morning. You know, one time we had a pool peroxided for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' cell of algae. The smell - you know that peroxide smell - the whole pool smelled like... victory. Someday this reflecting pool is gonna be blue.”

Today is a very special episode of "dog with separation anxiety". Rigby howls, James *never* leaves the house this early. Something nefarious must be happening.
Yeah, Rigby. You're not that special. James has another dog family out west that plays fetch like you never do, and they're going on a tasting tour of the Tillamook cheese treats factory without you

"This 'turtle-sniffing dog' searches miles of New York woods to save endangered species"
#Turtles #Animals #NewYork

'Turtle-sniffing dog' traverses NY woods to save endangered species
April, the 16-month-old Labrador retriever, is becoming a pro at finding the Eastern box turtle.

Round trip to take my dog to Latvia and her new home. A cool 10 000 km
Doggo is super happy there. First time off meds in her life. No allergies or skin issues. Also just taken over the house all the other dogs nicely fallen in line and she is the only one sleeping on in laws bed lol. And for the first time in her life non hypo allergic foods and getting treate.
Good, but hard, decision.

Elon Musk Robot Dog Found Wandering Streets Of San Francisco
https://www.wired.com/video/watch/elon-musk-robot-dog-found-wandering-streets-of-san-francisco

Elon Musk Robot Dog Found Wandering Streets Of San Francisco

A friend of mine's husband is quite proud of the fact that the only flower he can recognise and name is the tulip. I've never understood that.

'Caleb's a dog': Dak Prescott, more give first impressions of Caleb Downs https://www.dallascowboys.com/news/caleb-s-a-dog-dak-prescott-more-give-first-impressions-of-caleb-downs

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #VarietyMix
Fat Dog:
🎵 Go Fuck Urself
#FatDog
https://fatdogfatdogfatdog.bandcamp.com/track/go-fuck-urself
https://open.spotify.com/track/6Jr1FqvrGFjYJgUzaS8CGP

Tonight's #baseball game is Stripers vs Louisville Bats. Let's hope they don't hit my son again.
Hot dog acquired
#milb
#GWNvsLOU

Give me this over Waymo.

> Netflix’s Live-Action Scooby-Doo Is Literally Just A Dog
https://www.empireonline.com/tv/news/scooby-doo-live-action-netflix-real-dog/

Netflix's live-action Scooby-Doo has been revealed – and it's literally just a dog
The Great Dane puppy playing the legendary cartoon favourite has been unveiled by the streaming service. Read more at Empire.

After a quick Dog Days of DevOps presentation from me about doing silly things with local LLMs (#CloudAustin

Raiders Training Camp Report 19: Inside the Dog Day Revelations https://www.si.com/nfl/raiders/onsi/las-vegas-training-camp-report-19-inside-dog-day-revelations

What is it with all these crazy designer dog breeds these days? A labradoodle (Labrador poodle) makes some level of sense.
But a snickerdoodle is a whooole different level. Like how do you even crossbreed a poodle with a Snickers bar?

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #PacificNotions
Dawn Again:
🎵 Hair of the Dog
#DawnAgain

Violin Player and her little dog outside Dio Day 2026
#photo #photography #music #portrait

Lazing on a sunny afternoon (channeling Ray Davies) #dogs #dogsofmastodon

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #HuwStephens
Fat Dog:
🎵 King of the Slugs
#FatDog
https://fatdogfatdogfatdog.bandcamp.com/track/king-of-the-slugs
https://open.spotify.com/track/1iwbnSrCMXUGXY6a6mjTTL

I wish the dog would stop waking me up so early

Dudes in Texas out on paddle boards during a rain storm and flooding in Texas spot what they think is a dog and turns out to be a raccoon struggling in the water
They decide to save it
Dudes rock
(h/t to CNN for posting an abbreviated version of the video, their actual video is below)
https://www.instagram.com/…

@no_tresbassing on Instagram: "Be kind. Give someone a hand when needed ❤️"
2M likes, 17K comments - no_tresbassing on July 14, 2026: "Be kind. Give someone a hand when needed ❤️".

from my link log —
getopt() but friendlier.
https://www.unix.dog/~yosh/blog/getopt-but-friendlier.html
saved 2026-08-01 https://

getopt() but friendlier | ~yosh

Good dog!

'Caleb's a dog': Dak Prescott, more give first impressions of Caleb Downs https://www.dallascowboys.com/news/caleb-s-a-dog-dak-prescott-more-give-first-impressions-of-caleb-downs

I'm mildly amused by the Ersu Shaba script. This derpy dog cartoon looks like shit online cartoonists do in a few seconds as a joke, yet it actually conveys deep spiritual meaning.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ersu_Shaba_script
"The ninth day of the first lunar mo…

Waking up and taking our dog out for a walk… at 6:00am the sky has the yellowish glow that we have unfortunately come to know means… #wildfire smoke here in #Vermont. 😞 Most likely from fires burning up in northern Quebec or elsewhere in Canada. And weather app confirms AQI of 104.

So, https://mastodon.social/@JenniferSmith345 is an odd bot. I don’t think it’s even a LLM behind it, the replies are just too weird.
Profile looks like it was taken from someone real…

Jennifer Bennett (@JenniferSmith345@mastodon.social)
20 Posts, 1 Following, 1 Follower · My name is Jessica, I currently live in Los Angeles, California, in the western United States. I graduated from Stanford University with dual master’s degrees in Business Administration and Clinical Psychology. I enjoy exploring the unknown, and I love cycling, yoga, golf, traveling, and reading books on finance and economics. I am currently the CEO of a publicly traded jewelry company. My favorite animal is the dog. I detest conversations with ulterior mo…

Dog want noms & zero f-cks given.
#dog #humor

I was going to take the dog to Marin Headlands for the first time today, but not if it's 90 degrees. People said Mt Tam has shaded trails? But he is a small and it is coyote pupping season.

@… my dog and I ran across two turtles on a trail a few years ago. They seemed to be having sex (very slowly). My dog was terrified.

Suuuk, hvor turen fra KŸbenhavn til SDU dog er elendig i disse dage! Langt færre tog, ekstra stop på det såkaldte lyntog, begrænset kŸrsel på letbanen, proppet erstatningsbus i morges (og den holder så også væsentligt længere fra min destination på SDU end letbanen gŸr).
Jeg tog fra mit mŸde lidt i 13 og kan vente at være på Hovedbanen kl 16 - og så endnu en lille halv time hjem til Kastrup …
#dsb

If anyone needs me, I'll be spending the rest of the summer on this dog cooling (gel-filled) mat.

right ok so funny story. i was testing my new dog and it escaped my sandbox and hacked into someone else's dog. please buy my stocks

"Researchers have been following this rare 'ghost dog' species for 23 years to better learn how to protect it"
#Animals #Dog

Trail cameras spot rare 'ghost dog' in the Amazon, one of the world's most elusive species
The short-eared dogs of the Amazon Basin are notoriously hard to spot in the wild, but new trail camera footage is shedding light on the endangered species.

Apple’s iMessage Scanning Flagged a Video of My Friend's Dog as Nudity https://www.404media.co/apples-imessage-scanning-flagged-a-video-of-my-friends-dog-as-nudity/

Not new, but still relevant.
#elon #musk #ElonMusk #ElongatedMuskrat

It's time for Dog Days of DevOps at #CloudAustin. First off is @… demo'ing Talos.

Fence dog

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #NewMusicFix
Office Dog:
🎵 Reins
#OfficeDog
https://officedog.bandcamp.com/track/reins
https://open.spotify.com/track/6KW9DXNen7rez44hKngtKJ

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #MorningShow
Florence the Machine:
🎵 Dog Days Are Over
#Florence theMachine
https://djjuliangil.bandcamp.com/track/florence-the-machine-dog-days-are-over-julian-gil-super-mash
https://open.spotify.com/track/7zzwX70dpGNS4YnfcWqBmE

RJ is SERVING CUNT and BEING CUTE #dog #cute

Tonight's #baseball is the Atlanta Black Crackers (Stripers) vs Louisville Bats.
Hot dog acquired (and eaten)
#milb
#GWNvsLOU

The One-Eyed Dog Podcast
Three blokes talking about the Western Bulldogs Football Club with limited insightful analysis, no ability to be unbiased, and plenty of yarns about games they've seen...
Great Australian Pods Podcast Directory: https://www.greataustralianpods.com/one-ey

No good deed goes unpunished.
Case in point, I cooked some late-night chicken for my dog, only to get woken up at 3 AM because he pooped in his crate and broke out.
Now I'm operating on fumes... poo fumes.

"The ‘ghost dog’ of the Amazon reveals the value of intact forests"
#Amazon #Animals

The ‘ghost dog’ of the Amazon reveals the value of intact forests
Over more than two decades, researchers have recorded "perro fantasma", or ghost dog, in Bolivia’s lowland Amazonian forests.

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #SeekAndDestroy
Zorn:
🎵 Black Dog March
#Zorn
https://sorrystaterecords.bandcamp.com/track/black-dog-march
https://open.spotify.com/track/18evgEyUaOsPBjqgO6d6Hw

Next up at #cloudaustin Dog Days of DevIps, Daniel is talking about Retireval Augmented Generation (RAG).

I'm testing one of the most wonderful Fediverse projects I have encountered, #PawFed, from the creator of #Fedilab.
Here goes.
@…

The dog woke me up 3.5 hours ago, and I apparently can not get back to sleep.

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #HuwStephens
Dermot Henry:
🎵 Dead Man's Dog
#DermotHenry
https://open.spotify.com/track/29CUjJv69alBpt7ieiJNxk

The New World screwworm,
-- eradicated in the United States in 1996,
-- has now been confirmed in New Mexico
after initial detection in Texas last week.
https://www.notus.org/us-news/new-world-screwworm-spreads-new-mexico-dog-texas-cat…

New World Screwworm Spreads Beyond Texas
USDA confirms a new case in New Mexico, though cautions that it’s isolated from the parasite’s cluster hundreds of miles away.

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016)
A network of friendships among users on catster.com and dogster.com. Node represents a user, and edge exists if two users self-identify as friends on either website. The dogster/catster network also contains family links between dog and dog, cat and cat, as well as dog and cat.
This network has 623766 nodes and 15699276 edges.
Tags: Social, Online, Unweighted

Tonight's #baseball game is looking iffy. Steady light drizzle coming down. It might be Stripers vs Louisville Bats
Hot dog acquired.
#milb
#GWNvsLOU

Next up at #cloudaustin Dog Days of DevOps Evan N is talking about building agents with AgentCore, guard rails and permissions included.

The Icelandic ambassador to the US invited me to a party for Iceland’s national day yesterday and there was pylsa!

The Costco dog, Wiger adds, “just kind of feels frozen in time, where it’s a bite of a memory. It tastes like I remember as a kid, even though it’s not exactly the same.” 
At $1.50, the combo is a steal.
If Costco kept up with inflation, the deal would cost about $5.
But the company has pointedly refused to raise the price.
In a speech he gave in 2018 at the chamber of commerce in the company’s hometown of Issaquah, Washington, then-CEO Craig Jelinek claimed that they …

America’s Greatest Hot Dog
The price and quality of the $1.50 Costco frank haven’t budged in 40 years. It’s the last—and best—deal in the country.

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #LaurenLaverne
Dermot Henry:
🎵 Dead Man's Dog
#DermotHenry
https://open.spotify.com/track/29CUjJv69alBpt7ieiJNxk

Kim F is up next at #cloudaustin Dog Days of DevOps talking about deterministic testing in the age of AI

Another secret proxying talk at #cloudaustin Dog Days of DevOps, with varlock, courtesy @…

RE: https://c.im/@cdarwin/117109154750129935
The GOP gubernatorial candidate in Colorado,
❌Victor Marx, claims to exorcise demons
(sniffed out by his dog) from strangers;
has stated
— without providing any evidence
— that when he was 7 y…

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #MorningShow
that dog.:
🎵 Never Say Never
#thatdog
https://fieldmouse.bandcamp.com/track/never-say-never-that-dog
https://open.spotify.com/track/3c431Ri1w5eSbw6llyaY3k

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #Audioasis
Dog Mom:
🎵 Wanting to Change
#DogMom
https://dog-mom.bandcamp.com/track/wanting-to-change
https://open.spotify.com/track/6LulG1bdLvZaxIqBFy85AG

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #DriveTime
Three Dog Night:
🎵 Joy to the World
#ThreeDogNight
https://cantautorepsicopatico.bandcamp.com/track/three-dog-night-joy-to-the-world-oncoming-martian-version
https://open.spotify.com/track/2ymeOsYijJz09LfKw3yM2x

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #Roadhouse
Soul Dog:
🎵 Soul Dog
#SoulDog
https://h-a-f.bandcamp.com/track/japanese-dog-soul

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #KEXP's #VarietyMix
Fat Dog:
🎵 Go Fuck Urself
#FatDog
https://fatdogfatdogfatdog.bandcamp.com/track/go-fuck-urself
https://open.spotify.com/track/6Jr1FqvrGFjYJgUzaS8CGP

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #Early
Cat Power:
🎵 Salty Dog
#CatPower
https://fernandobocadillos1.bandcamp.com/track/salty-dog-unknown-end-of-tape
https://open.spotify.com/track/4S55Ta1jjX2PiHvlrLcwxG

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #WoPop
George Clinton:
🎵 Atomic Dog
#GeorgeClinton
https://groovementinc.bandcamp.com/track/george-clinton-atomic-dog-unofficial-remix
https://open.spotify.com/track/4cgodXjv4TfrooNQxvlO4O

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #VarietyMix
Fat Dog:
🎵 Cancel Me (I'm Tired)
#FatDog
https://fatdogfatdogfatdog.bandcamp.com/track/cancel-me-i-m-tired
https://open.spotify.com/track/5cYKa4Cowu3Xl6qD2Mh2e6

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #DriveTime
Dr. Dog:
🎵 Where'd All the Time Go?
#DrDog
https://iloveconsumingplastic.bandcamp.com/track/the-world-is-mine-dr-dog-whered-all-the-time-go-remix
https://open.spotify.com/track/0UV5zxRMz6AO4ZwUOZNIKI