@markhburton@mstdn.social80 Spanish councils have dog DNA databases, so, if a dog shits in the street, it can be identified and the owner fined
Excellent!
El 'CSI' de las cacas de perro: mšs de 80 ciudades rastrean el ADN de las heces en la calle para multar a sus dueños
https://www.
@netzschleuder@social.skewed.depetster: Pet owner social networks (2016)
A network of friendships among users on catster.com and dogster.com. Node represents a user, and edge exists if two users self-identify as friends on either website. The dogster/catster network also contains family links between dog and dog, cat and cat, as well as dog and cat.
This network has 623766 nodes and 15699276 edges.
Tags: Social, Online, Unweighted
@bici@mastodon.social
@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.ioSo we have mini Aussie shepherd service dog (for gluten detection!) and that breed has a lot of funny quirks like when he acts submissive he is doing this “grin” which is sort of hilarious and scary at the same time
@theodric@social.linux.pizzaYou save the entire fucking Western world with your genius and the thanks you receive is getting murdered with poison for being gay and then having some kissless incels hand out a shitty dog bowl every year with your name engraved into it
@vague@social.linux.pizzaI look ruff as a dog 😆
@vrandecic@mas.toOur cat is getting famous! Modeling for a local cat salon.
#cat
@seemannsmission@c.imMission Dog Ziva ist bei der Deutschen Seemannsmission Stade - hier gerade als Fotomotiv für einen Seemann aus Myanmar.
Auch das tut gut für Mental Health der Seeleute
@cheryanne@aus.socialThis Dog Podcast Could Have Been An Email
Join Melanie Newman, Jacqie Giggins, Zach Douglas and Macie Pisa for a monthly, entertaining take on life in the dog grooming world...
Great Australian Pods Podcast Directory: https://www.greataustralianpods.com/this-d
@paulwermer@sfba.socialA sure sign I'm getting old - the number of dog breeds I never hear of
@PaulWermer@sfba.socialA sure sign I'm getting old - the number of dog breeds I never hear of
@davej@dice.campOne of these things is not like the others. #jermalisms
@cellfourteen@social.petertoushkov.euSo glad I dislodged ex-Twitter from my person. I rarely think about it these days, but it still feels like I've stepped on a dog sh!t and I haven't quite yet managed to scrape it fully off my shoe. Uh.
@samvarma@fosstodon.orgResting up...
#Chicago #ChicagoBears #SilentSunday
@StumpyTheMutt@social.linux.pizzaBest thing to do on a cold gray day. #dogsofmastodon #dogs
@memeorandum@universeodon.comDog sled race organizers probe rogue invite to Trump's Greenland envoy (Seb Starcevic/Politico)
https://www.politico.eu/article/greenland-dog-sled-race-organizers-probe-rogue-invite-to-donald-trump-jeff-landry-special-envoy/
http://www.memeorandum.com/260113/p90#a260113p90
@scott@carfree.citylove to see this activated, but another bookstore 2 blocks from Dog Eared and a coffee shop 1/2 block from Ritual? 🤔
https://missionlocal.org/2026/01/sf-hibernia-bank-social-security-valencia-street/
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #MiddayShow
that dog.:
🎵 Never Say Never
#thatdog
https://fieldmouse.bandcamp.com/track/never-say-never-that-dog
https://open.spotify.com/track/3c431Ri1w5eSbw6llyaY3k
@joe@toot.worksI really need to rake up the dog poop that was covered in snow. I'm thinking that I should wait until the last of the snow melts, though.
@Dragofix@veganism.socialDog food accounts for 1% of UK greenhouse gas emissions, study finds https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2026/jan/08/dog-food-accounts-for-1-of-uk-greenhouse-gas-emissions-study-finds
@BBC6MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
@cdarwin@c.imTrump is Putin’s
demented little lap dog.
https://bsky.app/profile/georgetakei.bsky.social/post/3mgnsi56yxi2i
@markhburton@mstdn.socialThat's handy, a list of trails to avoid.
Welsh locations named some of the best dog friendly running trails in the UK
https://nation.cymru/culture/welsh-locations-named-some-of-the-best-dog-friendly-running-trails-in-the-uk…
@ELLIOTTCABLE@functional.cafedog
@david@boles.xyzKick the Bot, Fear the Dog: Street Psychology and the Coming Age of Mechanical Animals
The first time you see a sidewalk delivery bot, you smile. It is impossible not to. The thing is knee-high, usually white or pastel, rolling along on six stubby wheels like a cooler that gained sentience and decided to take itself for a walk. It carries burritos, or prescription medication, or someone's iced latte, and it navigates curbs and crosswalks…
@katrinakatrinka@infosec.exchangeRE: https://newsie.social/@benwinslow/116241539914316291
Uh oh. I hope we can do better than the centrist-loving DCCC would like. Ben McAdams voting against our interests because of blue dog Dem deficit concerns was endlessly frustrating. We need better t…
@trochee@dair-community.socialGot the book by @… , but I have some competition for getting to it
@hynek@mastodon.socialI’m at a spa trying to get my shit together in a 90ºC (~194ºF) sauna after my 2025 was beautiful madness but madness no less.
I’ve finally started to write a new newsletter & if you wanna know more about the madness or what’s coming up or a cute dog photo, sign up at https://buttondown.com/hynek
@inthehands@hachyderm.ioThe original is of course a Far Side classic, number 8 on this page:
https://screenrant.com/funniest-far-side-dog-comics/
@tiotasram@kolektiva.socialDog walk thoughts this morning:
How hypocritically bad-at-reasoning AI boosters are.
How to digitally clone and infinitely torture Roko's basilisk to condition it not to clone-torture humans.
Roko's basilisk is as powerful as God.
Under what definition of "omnipotent" is that true? (Haha that's a pretty innocent-seeming one)
You, me, and God are all "omniscient" from a skeptic's perspective.
Roko's basilisk is as "real" as God.
Here's a proof that God is real and God is evil.
So just, y'know, your average nice 20-minute morning meandering with the house-beast.
@zachleat@zachleat.com@… dog rapture is 7 years slower than human rapture …wait
@DrPlanktonguy@ecoevo.socialThis is fine...
#ClimateChange
@kctipton@mas.toWhy are there so many fake service dogs? | Vox #shameless
@detondev@social.linux.pizzaTell me the sociological ramifications of ur Justin Sung derivative jawn over a flavorless coffee and a well done Pavlov dog
@Mediagazer@mstdn.socialEMC's Tattle TV launches in the UK, billing itself as Britain's "first dedicated vertical drama app", initially with a pilot reality TV series and MMA drama (Max Goldbart/Deadline)
https://deadline.com/2026/01/tattle-tv-uk-micro…
@radioeinsmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk🇺🇦 Auf radioeins läuft...
Fat Dog:
🎵 Peace Song
#NowPlaying #FatDog
https://fatdogfatdogfatdog.bandcamp.com/album/peace-song
https://open.spotify.com/track/2FPcTfECQrZviBAarAHv1f
@raiders@darktundra.xyzThe Dog House Arrives in the Desert: Nakobe Dean, Quay Walker bring winning ways and strong bond to the Silver and Black https://www.raiders.com/news/nakobe-dean-quay-walker-nfl-free-agency-georgia
@cdarwin@c.imTillis to Noem:
"A 14 month old dog is basically a teenager in dog years.
You decided to kill that dog because you hadn't invested the appropriate training,
then you have the audacity to write a book & say it's a leadership lesson! ...
Those are bad decisions not unlike what happened in Minneapolis"
@LaChasseuse@mastodon.scot🏴 🐕 "Scotland Manifesto For Dogs - Then, Now, Always" sets out key changes the Scottish Parliament should make to improve dog welfare.
(Inspired by Scottish tradition of handfasting - highlights the special bond between people and their dogs)
https://www.dogstrust.o…
@ellie@ellieayla.netA Quest to add a website or phone or opening_hours sounds great, but maybe not for a leisure=dog_park? It's just a fenced bit of grass & woodchips with a gate??
#openstreetmap #gomap
@paulbusch@mstdn.caMy daughter sent me the local forecast for her neighbourhood of High Park in Toronto. Wear a tuque if you are out walking the dog after dinner.
(Yes, it was corrected a few minutes later)
#AIweather #PolarVortex #Tauntaun
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #Roadhouse
Soul Dog:
🎵 Soul Dog
#SoulDog
https://h-a-f.bandcamp.com/track/japanese-dog-soul
@ruth_mottram@fediscience.orgDog er der lidt af det her energie må jeg godt erkender... 😂
@tante@tldr.nettime.orgTransform Mozilla from a company to a democratically run collective and see how long management will still be overpaid and hires rentier capitalists.
https://social.cryptography.dog/@ansuz/115746707589261530
@benb@osintua.euZelensky says Lukashenko's dog has more rights than Belarusians as he visits Lithuanian capital: https://benborges.xyz/2026/01/25/zelensky-says-lukashenkos-dog-has.html
@kurtsh@mastodon.socialThe endearing story of JD the stray dog & his adopted family.
▶️ He jumped into my car and curled in desperate, he knew only pain and was pleading for help - Dog Family
https://youtube.com/watch?v=5xBc0v2hx-M&si=_y7U_1QSwdokaJ3p
@netzschleuder@social.skewed.depetster: Pet owner social networks (2016)
A network of friendships among users on catster.com and dogster.com. Node represents a user, and edge exists if two users self-identify as friends on either website. The dogster/catster network also contains family links between dog and dog, cat and cat, as well as dog and cat.
This network has 623766 nodes and 15699276 edges.
Tags: Social, Online, Unweighted
@wraithe@mastodon.social*Me realizing I’ve never played Cyberpunk 2077 using the dude voice*
@metacurity@infosec.exchangehttps://www.wired.com/story/john-solly-doge-operative-accused-social-security-data-leidos/
Somehow I think it’s fair game to dox anyone who worked for DOGE
@primonatura@mstdn.social"Dog food accounts for 1% of UK greenhouse gas emissions, study finds"
#UK #UnitedKingdom #Emissions #Pets
@timbray@cosocial.caThis particular athlete is more impressive than anything I saw at the Super Bowl or Olympics so far: #dogsofmastodon
@khalidabuhakmeh@mastodon.socialRE: https://mastodon.social/@fesshole/116059039715222298
What this person doesn't know is that the dog will love her more than her husband, and that will eat away at his soul. 😅
@hex@kolektiva.socialSo this is what that LLM is supposed to do...
$ echo "The quikc brown fox jumps over the lazey dog, but then the dog quickly retaliates and chase the fox back into the woods." | ollama run gnokit/improve-grammar
> The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog, but then the dog quickly retaliates and chases the fox back into the woods.
@dawid@social.craftknight.com @kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #Roadhouse
Soul Dog:
🎵 Soul Dog
#SoulDog
https://h-a-f.bandcamp.com/track/japanese-dog-soul
@azonenberg@ioc.exchangeI thought designer dog breeds were bad when I heard about "goldendoodles".
But snickerdoodles are a new low. A Snickers bar and a poodle? How does that even work?
@cjust@infosec.exchangeCartoonist Michael de Adder
https://www.deadder.net/
@servelan@newsie.socialOnyx, the dog who has spent 7 years at an Ohio shelter, is finally adopted: ‘The textbook definition of a Christmas miracle’ | The Independent
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/onyx-dog-ohio-adoption-christmas-b2890756.html
@jtk@infosec.exchange
@smashtie@mas.to
@raysofred@discordian.social
@UP8@mastodon.social💡 Our brains may learn more from rare events than from repetition
#brain
@fortune@social.linux.pizzaC : an octopus made by nailing extra legs onto a dog
@netzschleuder@social.skewed.depetster: Pet owner social networks (2016)
A network of friendships among users on catster.com and dogster.com. Node represents a user, and edge exists if two users self-identify as friends on either website. The dogster/catster network also contains family links between dog and dog, cat and cat, as well as dog and cat.
This network has 623766 nodes and 15699276 edges.
Tags: Social, Online, Unweighted
@detondev@social.linux.pizzafound the website of a dog-obsessed german couple, then the page where they memorialize their dead dogs
http://www.cmf-dogs.at/index.php/in-memoriam
@cheryanne@aus.socialDogs, Explained!
Join dog trainers, Alice from Cloud Nine Canine and Jools from WonderPaws Dog Training for tips, tricks, and the occasional hilarious mishap from two sisters from another mister...
Great Australian Pods Podcast Directory: https://www.greataustralianpods.com/dogs-e
@Mediagazer@mstdn.socialIn a press release, the White House claims "CNN Is Lying to Undermine Operation Epic Fury's Crushing Success"; CNN's CEO says "We stand by our journalism" (Dominic Patten/Deadline)
https://deadline.com/2026/03/cnn-iran-coverage-whit…
@kurtsh@mastodon.socialAlways always always adopt your pets.
Shelter dogs have such wonderful personalities.
▶️ Rob Lowe has some thoughts about surprise puppy presents
https://www.usatoday.com/story/entertainment/celebrities/2025/12/23/rob-lowe-do…
@davej@dice.campThis is the face of the dog who inherited the postie bike. #auspol #libspill https://social.chinwag.org/@abc_bot/11
@BBC6MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk @memeorandum@universeodon.comHow the Israeli Tail Wags the American Dog (The Nation)
https://www.thenation.com/article/world/trump-iiran-war-israel-us-foreign-policy/
http://www.memeorandum.com/260312/p103#a260312p103
@samvarma@fosstodon.org @netzschleuder@social.skewed.depetster: Pet owner social networks (2016)
A network of friendships among users on catster.com and dogster.com. Node represents a user, and edge exists if two users self-identify as friends on either website. The dogster/catster network also contains family links between dog and dog, cat and cat, as well as dog and cat.
This network has 623766 nodes and 15699276 edges.
Tags: Social, Online, Unweighted
@joe@toot.worksThe dog has had 3 trips outside, 1 breakfast, and 1 dose of joint suppliments but is currently barking a lot. Sometimes you just need to let them bark, I guess.
@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.ioAnyway I’m using the CD player during my regularly scheduled Ketamine treatment for depression. Please help yourself and help your loved ones with their mental health. ❤️
Rocco the service dog is here with me today. :)
@primonatura@mstdn.social"Dog food accounts for 1% of UK greenhouse gas emissions, study finds"
#UK #UnitedKingdom #Dogs #Pets
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #MiddayShow
Temple of the Dog:
🎵 Hunger Strike
#TempleoftheDog
https://trxppyxtrxll.bandcamp.com/track/temple-of-the-dog-hunger-strike-trxppxd
https://open.spotify.com/track/0W7AbEauB7cP4pidLclApe
@radioeinsmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk🇺🇦 Auf radioeins läuft...
Fat Dog:
🎵 Peace Song
#NowPlaying #FatDog
https://fatdogfatdogfatdog.bandcamp.com/album/peace-song
https://open.spotify.com/track/2FPcTfECQrZviBAarAHv1f
@davej@dice.campThis is the face of the dog who inherited the postie bike. #auspol #libspill https://social.chinwag.org/@abc_bot/11
@netzschleuder@social.skewed.depetster: Pet owner social networks (2016)
A network of friendships among users on catster.com and dogster.com. Node represents a user, and edge exists if two users self-identify as friends on either website. The dogster/catster network also contains family links between dog and dog, cat and cat, as well as dog and cat.
This network has 623766 nodes and 15699276 edges.
Tags: Social, Online, Unweighted
@cdarwin@c.imA pack of dogs being kept by a Southern California grandmother has killed her daughter and injured her grandson in an attack, authorities said.
Emily Panuco, 26, of Parker, Ariz., on Friday visited her mother’s home in Big River, a California town along the Colorado River, the San Bernardino County Sheriff’s Department said in a news release.
One of her mother’s dogs had recently had puppies, which were in a cardboard box near the front door, the release said.
When Panuco’s 5…
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #Early
Dr. Dog:
🎵 In Love
#DrDog
https://drdogmusic.bandcamp.com/track/in-love
@memeorandum@universeodon.comJohn Solly Is the DOGE Operative Accused of Planning to Take Social Security Data to His New Job (Wired)
https://www.wired.com/story/john-solly-doge-operative-accused-social-security-data-leidos/
http://www.memeorandum.com/260312/p107#a260312p107
@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.ioMight as well use the Hot Dog color scheme and Comic Sans for your blog
@joe@toot.worksThe dog sure is barky this morning.
@BBC6MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk @radioeinsmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk🇺🇦 Auf radioeins läuft...
Slaughter Beach, Dog:
🎵 Heart Attack
#NowPlaying #SlaughterBeach #Dog
https://slaughterbeach.bandcamp.com/track/heart-attack
https://open.spotify.com/track/0EGDa6akdOrX9NVj3xQpjV
@netzschleuder@social.skewed.depetster: Pet owner social networks (2016)
A network of friendships among users on catster.com and dogster.com. Node represents a user, and edge exists if two users self-identify as friends on either website. The dogster/catster network also contains family links between dog and dog, cat and cat, as well as dog and cat.
This network has 623766 nodes and 15699276 edges.
Tags: Social, Online, Unweighted
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #SeekAndDestroy
Red Fang:
🎵 Prehistoric Dog
#RedFang
https://redfang.bandcamp.com/track/prehistoric-dog
https://open.spotify.com/track/1AVL6ZxGDGfJl1IzEXBrGU
@netzschleuder@social.skewed.depetster: Pet owner social networks (2016)
A network of friendships among users on catster.com and dogster.com. Node represents a user, and edge exists if two users self-identify as friends on either website. The dogster/catster network also contains family links between dog and dog, cat and cat, as well as dog and cat.
This network has 623766 nodes and 15699276 edges.
Tags: Social, Online, Unweighted
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #DriveTime
Dr. Dog:
🎵 Where'd All the Time Go?
#DrDog
https://iloveconsumingplastic.bandcamp.com/track/the-world-is-mine-dr-dog-whered-all-the-time-go-remix
https://open.spotify.com/track/0UV5zxRMz6AO4ZwUOZNIKI
@netzschleuder@social.skewed.depetster: Pet owner social networks (2016)
A network of friendships among users on catster.com and dogster.com. Node represents a user, and edge exists if two users self-identify as friends on either website. The dogster/catster network also contains family links between dog and dog, cat and cat, as well as dog and cat.
This network has 623766 nodes and 15699276 edges.
Tags: Social, Online, Unweighted
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #DriveTime
George Clinton:
🎵 Atomic Dog
#GeorgeClinton
https://groovementinc.bandcamp.com/track/george-clinton-atomic-dog-unofficial-remix
https://open.spotify.com/track/4cgodXjv4TfrooNQxvlO4O
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #DriveTime
The Stooges:
🎵 I Wanna Be Your Dog
#TheStooges
https://filsdepull.bandcamp.com/track/the-stooges-i-wanna-be-your-dog-2
https://open.spotify.com/track/672N8DGGTOLCOgWe0koX5g
@netzschleuder@social.skewed.depetster: Pet owner social networks (2016)
A network of friendships among users on catster.com and dogster.com. Node represents a user, and edge exists if two users self-identify as friends on either website. The dogster/catster network also contains family links between dog and dog, cat and cat, as well as dog and cat.
This network has 623766 nodes and 15699276 edges.
Tags: Social, Online, Unweighted
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #SonicReducer
Exit Order:
🎵 Dog
#ExitOrder
https://exitorder.bandcamp.com/track/dog
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #KEXP's #SonicReducer
Dog Chocolate:
🎵 Fungal Free 2023
#DogChocolate
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #Early
Three Dog Night:
🎵 Shambala
#ThreeDogNight
https://djrockcor.bandcamp.com/track/three-dog-night-shambala-ext-intro-outro-edit
https://open.spotify.com/track/0P6fEgTn3cxLLyYTJYoYGj
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #AfternoonShow
Three Dog Night:
🎵 Joy to the World
#ThreeDogNight
https://cantautorepsicopatico.bandcamp.com/track/three-dog-night-joy-to-the-world-oncoming-martian-version
https://open.spotify.com/track/2ymeOsYijJz09LfKw3yM2x
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #Audioasis
Temple of the Dog:
🎵 Hunger Strike
#TempleoftheDog
https://trxppyxtrxll.bandcamp.com/track/temple-of-the-dog-hunger-strike-trxppxd
https://open.spotify.com/track/0W7AbEauB7cP4pidLclApe
