Tootfinder

Apple’s iMessage Scanning Flagged a Video of My Friend's Dog as Nudity https://www.404media.co/apples-imessage-scanning-flagged-a-video-of-my-friends-dog-as-nudity/

Gentle Giant - Dog's Life (Official Audio)

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Dog's Life by Gentle Giant
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petster: Pet owner social networks (2016)
A network of friendships among users on catster.com and dogster.com. Node represents a user, and edge exists if two users self-identify as friends on either website. The dogster/catster network also contains family links between dog and dog, cat and cat, as well as dog and cat.
This network has 623766 nodes and 15699276 edges.
Tags: Social, Online, Unweighted

ICE Plans to Spends Millions on Boston Dynamics Dog Robots https://www.404media.co/ice-plans-to-spends-millions-on-boston-dynamics-dog-robots/

My dog got really sick yesterday after he hurt his paw, limped, then started puking. Taken him a full day to recover from the trauma, but he seems like himself again.

Went over to visit my daughter yesterday and thus the wee one got to visit his aunt, play with her dog, and feed a peacock. Definitely a worthwhile outing in his opinion.
Daughter and the wee one feeding Frank while the grand-dog ignores the entire proceedings, and chews on a lovely stick.
#Canberra #Peacock

@… ICE is a modern day Schutzstaffel, yes, but I'll admit it's satisfying to see one of those loathsome people get bit by their own dog.

Firefighters rescued a small dog that had been missing for weeks after finding it swimming into the San Francisco Bay.
The dog had gone missing over the Fourth of July weekend, according to the Menlo Park fire protection district.
But someone called 911 on 16 July to say they had seen a dog enter the bay near the Dumbarton Bridge in East Palo Alto.
The dog “just kept swimming”, according to a Menlo Park fire district Instagram post.
The Menlo Park fire protection distri…

Small dog missing for weeks rescued while swimming in San Francisco Bay
Team of firefighters saved the pup from the water near East Palo Alto in a mission that utilized boats, trucks and a drone

We're meant to dangle this in front of our #cats for them to savage but it's so cute! ALDI has some good cat and dog toys in just now.

Good afternoon tooters! Having an okay day? #Boost #Reply and/or #Quote #Mastodon

#dog #meme #shitpost #humor

When doing a press conference, it's important to wear dog ears.
Politicians often forget this.
Hopefully, Idols are there to remind them.

I haven't been writing as much as I would like. At least First Dog has a good author photo.
#fediDogs

Not to put too fine a point on it, but a midwifery campaign is perfectly possible in #Runequest too, even when both prospective biological parents are male.
Re: https://social.alexschroeder.ch/@osr/s

Packers' Lukas Van Ness emerges in comeback OT win over Jets: 'He's a dog' https://www.nfl.com/news/packers-lukas-van-ness-emerges-in-comeback-ot-win-over-jets-he-s-a-dog

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #MiddayShow
TV on the Radio:
🎵 Love Dog
#TVontheRadio
https://tvontheradio.bandcamp.com/track/love-dog-1
https://open.spotify.com/track/63fGqymo7HTHGn1qm9GgHw

RE: https://mstdn.social/@grickle/116987112844130186
Hahaha, the dog's tail 😂 😂 😂

Many enraged psychiatrists are inciting a weary butcher. The butcher is
weary and tired because he has cut meat and steak and lamb for hours and
weeks. He does not desire to chant about anything with raving psychiatrists,
but he sings about his gingivectomist, he dreams about a single cosmologist,
he thinks about his dog. The dog is named Herbert.
-- Racter, "The Policeman's Beard is Half-Constructed"

Finally made it to 7 Mile house post-McClaren walk.

Southern California city deploys drone to track down lost pets - CBS News
https://www.cbsnews.com/video/california-deploys-drone-to-track-down-lost-dog-on-freeway-rescues-it-in-minutes/

Let me introduce the crew. *points to enormous muscular guy.* This is Big Dog, we call him that because he's huge, ha ha!
*points to slim average looking guy* and his name is Medium Dog. I'm sure you can guess why! That's right — he communes with the spirits of the departed

What happens when you invite your collie to sleep on the bench next to your desk...
#DogsOfFedi

#dog #dogsofmastodon #cute

For National Dog Day, Chanel spent a day at Training Camp | @thefarmersdogofficial #DallasCowboys https://www.youtube.com/shorts/0e9s6C6kDJo

Raiders Training Camp Report 19: Inside the Dog Day Revelations https://www.si.com/nfl/raiders/onsi/las-vegas-training-camp-report-19-inside-dog-day-revelations

Dog snores are so cute.
#dogs #dogsofmastodon

I'm mildly amused by the Ersu Shaba script. This derpy dog cartoon looks like shit online cartoonists do in a few seconds as a joke, yet it actually conveys deep spiritual meaning.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ersu_Shaba_script
"The ninth day of the first lunar mo…

Pausa de hidratacion

A heroic French bulldog sacrificed itself to save its owners during a bear attack in Northern California earlier this month.
The couple were severely injured, but survived the Sept. 19 attack. However, their beloved dog Cassie was injured and died two days later.
The couple — identified as Trinity County residents Mallory and Jeff Wilson by the San Francisco Chronicle, which was first to report on the incident — declined The Times’ interview request.
However, they sent a wri…

Pooch gives life trying to save California couple during bear attack
A heroic French bulldog sacrificed itself to save a California couple during a bear attack earlier this month. Its owners were seriously injured.

Lest you think “blue cites are free of this kinda bullshit, there’s a Boston city counselor trying to get Trump to send National Guard to Boston
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rugbi4rjwwn63by6smokhtwq/post/3mrfdkcnau222

The Fort Pointer (@fortpointer.bsky.social)
Councilor Flynn finally lays his cards bare with respect to his years playing footsie with ICE and Trump, and dog whistles to right-leaning and MAGA voters. Flynn is calling for the National Guard to occupy Boston. Exactly on schedule with Trump’s plans to disrupt elections this November.

Tonight's #baseball game is Stripers vs Louisville Bats. Let's hope they don't hit my son again.
Hot dog acquired
#milb
#GWNvsLOU

Today is a very special episode of "dog with separation anxiety". Rigby howls, James *never* leaves the house this early. Something nefarious must be happening.
Yeah, Rigby. You're not that special. James has another dog family out west that plays fetch like you never do, and they're going on a tasting tour of the Tillamook cheese treats factory without you

Good morning! I'm sitting in a lawn chair, watching the dog and occasionally walking over to pull her away from stuff I don't want her to eat.

Give me this over Waymo.

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016)
A network of friendships among users on catster.com and dogster.com. Node represents a user, and edge exists if two users self-identify as friends on either website. The dogster/catster network also contains family links between dog and dog, cat and cat, as well as dog and cat.
This network has 623766 nodes and 15699276 edges.
Tags: Social, Online, Unweighted

From a marketing and packaging perspective, AI has been terrible.
It's like a hot dog vendor showing you what goes into a hot dog, telling you how to maximize your hot dog-enjoying experience, which end to bite first, and maybe you're using the wrong bread. Oh btw, the next hot dog will taste better, we promise.
It's antithetical to any product I've ever seen marketed and pushed into a mass market.

Patriots HC Mike Vrabel has no ill will toward friend Tom Brady about having no 'dog in the fight' for Super Bowl LX https://www.nfl.com/news/patriots-hc-mike-vrabel-has-no-ill-will-toward-friend-to…

DOGE vs. Civic Tech (Don Moynihan/Can We Still Govern?)
https://donmoynihan.substack.com/p/doge-vs-civic-tech
http://www.memeorandum.com/260928/p26#a260928p26

What is it with all these crazy designer dog breeds these days? A labradoodle (Labrador poodle) makes some level of sense.
But a snickerdoodle is a whooole different level. Like how do you even crossbreed a poodle with a Snickers bar?

30 Jahre „Crash Bandicoot“: Der Wirbelwind, der die PlayStation eroberte
Crash Bandicoot feiert seinen 30. Geburtstag. Wir blicken zurück auf den ungewöhnlichen Helden und den Plattformer, der Naughty Dog zum Giganten machte.

30 Jahre „Crash Bandicoot“: Der Wirbelwind, der die PlayStation eroberte
Crash Bandicoot feiert seinen 30. Geburtstag. Wir blicken zurück auf den ungewöhnlichen Helden und den Plattformer, der Naughty Dog zum Giganten machte.

Some people don't need "The User's Manual For The Fox-Photographer"
#photo #photography #groupportrait

Hey, neighbor's dog,
I'm not even outdoors! What are you barking about now?

from my link log —
getopt() but friendlier.
https://www.unix.dog/~yosh/blog/getopt-but-friendlier.html
saved 2026-08-01 https://

getopt() but friendlier | ~yosh

Round trip to take my dog to Latvia and her new home. A cool 10 000 km
Doggo is super happy there. First time off meds in her life. No allergies or skin issues. Also just taken over the house all the other dogs nicely fallen in line and she is the only one sleeping on in laws bed lol. And for the first time in her life non hypo allergic foods and getting treate.
Good, but hard, decision.

Raiders Training Camp Report 19: Inside the Dog Day Revelations https://www.si.com/nfl/raiders/onsi/las-vegas-training-camp-report-19-inside-dog-day-revelations

having just helped rescue the neighbour's dog, who was running up the dual carriageway, and then kept them in our garden while trying to contact the owners: please cut the balls off your dogs.
B is a lovely big friendly dog who listens to me, but they instantly started peeing all over our garden and harrassing our dogs. i can only guess at why they decided to run off.
There is zero reason, aside from displaced gender anxiety, to not neuter your dog. i have no sympathy for yo…

Dog want noms & zero f-cks given.
#dog #humor

Headlines to suck you in:
Wallace’s dog Gromit was nearly a cat, reveals creator as Aardman turns 50
https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2026/sep/04/wallace-gromit-nick-park-aardman-50-years?CMP=Share_Androi…

Wallace’s dog Gromit was nearly a cat, reveals creator as Aardman turns 50
Nick Park began modelling the character as a feline, before finding it too difficult and changing him to a dog

Headlines to suck you in:
Wallace’s dog Gromit was nearly a cat, reveals creator as Aardman turns 50
https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2026/sep/04/wallace-gromit-nick-park-aardman-50-years?CMP=Share_Androi…

Wallace’s dog Gromit was nearly a cat, reveals creator as Aardman turns 50
Nick Park began modelling the character as a feline, before finding it too difficult and changing him to a dog

A friend of mine's husband is quite proud of the fact that the only flower he can recognise and name is the tulip. I've never understood that.

RE: #IETF board game night, and as people asked about the custom board we played on…

After a quick Dog Days of DevOps presentation from me about doing silly things with local LLMs (#CloudAustin

Welcome to #DogsOfFedi, #Bonnie — the new #dog of my parents since January.
We don't know how old she is. The animal welfare, from whom my parents got her, saved her from a Spanish animal euthanasia faci…

We'll be babysitting a dog for quite a while. Meet Britney!
Our #tobiiDog just got a haircut and thinks it's unfair xD
#dogs #dogsOfMastodon

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016)
A network of friendships among users on catster.com and dogster.com. Node represents a user, and edge exists if two users self-identify as friends on either website. The dogster/catster network also contains family links between dog and dog, cat and cat, as well as dog and cat.
This network has 623766 nodes and 15699276 edges.
Tags: Social, Online, Unweighted

right ok so funny story. i was testing my new dog and it escaped my sandbox and hacked into someone else's dog. please buy my stocks

Waking up and taking our dog out for a walk… at 6:00am the sky has the yellowish glow that we have unfortunately come to know means… #wildfire smoke here in #Vermont. 😞 Most likely from fires burning up in northern Quebec or elsewhere in Canada. And weather app confirms AQI of 104.

Dog, an animal specialized in converting food into hair

"I used to think AI would kill us all, until the techbro CEOs said AI will kill us all and now I’m not so sure", says First Dog on the Moon
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/

If anyone needs me, I'll be spending the rest of the summer on this dog cooling (gel-filled) mat.

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #MorningShow
that dog.:
🎵 Never Say Never
#thatdog
https://fieldmouse.bandcamp.com/track/never-say-never-that-dog
https://open.spotify.com/track/3c431Ri1w5eSbw6llyaY3k

@… My dog Izzy's vet is one of two vets running a mobile practice, where they come to your address in a vet van. It's really great. Izzy is a very shy and anxious dog, and she doesn't like getting the van, but it's much better than driving her to a vet office.

So, https://mastodon.social/@JenniferSmith345 is an odd bot. I don’t think it’s even a LLM behind it, the replies are just too weird.
Profile looks like it was taken from someone real…

Jennifer Bennett (@JenniferSmith345@mastodon.social)
20 Posts, 1 Following, 1 Follower · My name is Jessica, I currently live in Los Angeles, California, in the western United States. I graduated from Stanford University with dual master’s degrees in Business Administration and Clinical Psychology. I enjoy exploring the unknown, and I love cycling, yoga, golf, traveling, and reading books on finance and economics. I am currently the CEO of a publicly traded jewelry company. My favorite animal is the dog. I detest conversations with ulterior mo…

The One-Eyed Dog Podcast
Three blokes talking about the Western Bulldogs Football Club with limited insightful analysis, no ability to be unbiased, and plenty of yarns about games they've seen...
Great Australian Pods Podcast Directory: https://www.greataustralianpods.com/one-ey

Fence dog

The Costco dog, Wiger adds, “just kind of feels frozen in time, where it’s a bite of a memory. It tastes like I remember as a kid, even though it’s not exactly the same.” 
At $1.50, the combo is a steal.
If Costco kept up with inflation, the deal would cost about $5.
But the company has pointedly refused to raise the price.
In a speech he gave in 2018 at the chamber of commerce in the company’s hometown of Issaquah, Washington, then-CEO Craig Jelinek claimed that they …

America’s Greatest Hot Dog
The price and quality of the $1.50 Costco frank haven’t budged in 40 years. It’s the last—and best—deal in the country.

Tonight's #baseball is Stripers vs Durham Bulls. It's Chopper's (the mascot) birthday. He's 18. I hope to find out which college he'll be going to. 😁
Hot dog acquired.
#milb

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016)
A network of friendships among users on catster.com and dogster.com. Node represents a user, and edge exists if two users self-identify as friends on either website. The dogster/catster network also contains family links between dog and dog, cat and cat, as well as dog and cat.
This network has 623766 nodes and 15699276 edges.
Tags: Social, Online, Unweighted

Traveling today and had to leave Waffles at grandma’s. I already miss him.
#dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon

Good Boy (2025) is an attempt at telling a suspense/horror story from the POV of a dog. The dog is amazing, moody and expressive. Every scene with him is great. Too bad the story is kinda meh. But the movie did well enough I'm sure he'll get an agent who can find him a better script for his next film

It's time for Dog Days of DevOps at #CloudAustin. First off is @… demo'ing Talos.

Raiders Showing Progress Across Roster Ahead of Preseason Finale https://www.si.com/nfl/raiders/onsi/las-vegas-showing-progress-across-roster-ahead-preseason-finale

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #MiddayShow
Fat Dog:
🎵 Call It What You Want
#FatDog
https://fatdogfatdogfatdog.bandcamp.com/track/call-it-what-you-want
https://open.spotify.com/track/46museEHuxvmYT16wjAEkD

Second Dog is recovering from surgery. It's been a week since her spay, and we've been wondering when High Energy Collie would return.
As for us, younger child brought back a fever and sore throat from school, as they always do after about a month. They gave it to me.
So yesterday, having taken a few days off work, I had finished a round of Feeding Kids and Administering Medicines and was settling down for a very much needed nap. Second Dog appeared, in a perky mood, and…

woof bark dog

"The puppy named Freya is the granddaughter of a dog that survived Russia’s brutal occupation of Bucha in 2022, Zelensky said, and bears the same name as Ukraine’s future air defense system."
Why Zelensky is cuddling a very good girl named Freya - The Washington Post
https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/2026/08/27/why-zelensky-is-cuddling-very-good-girl-named-freya/

Dudes in Texas out on paddle boards during a rain storm and flooding in Texas spot what they think is a dog and turns out to be a raccoon struggling in the water
They decide to save it
Dudes rock
(h/t to CNN for posting an abbreviated version of the video, their actual video is below)
https://www.instagram.com/…

@no_tresbassing on Instagram: "Be kind. Give someone a hand when needed ❤️"
2M likes, 17K comments - no_tresbassing on July 14, 2026: "Be kind. Give someone a hand when needed ❤️".

Ex-NFL RB LeShon Johnson sentenced to 5 years for dog fighting https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/49896260/ex-nfl-rb-leshon-johnson-sentenced-5-years-dog-fighting

Raiders Showing Progress Across Roster Ahead of Preseason Finale https://www.si.com/nfl/raiders/onsi/las-vegas-showing-progress-across-roster-ahead-preseason-finale

I come home exhausted most days & when my soul feels empty... I watch these videos & I'm good.
▶️ Lost dog realizes his family found him
https://youtube.com/watch?v=_rCi5UhHfzo&si=RRsyFvt3HmaQ__RU

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #Roadhouse
Soul Dog:
🎵 Soul Dog
#SoulDog
https://h-a-f.bandcamp.com/track/japanese-dog-soul

No good deed goes unpunished.
Case in point, I cooked some late-night chicken for my dog, only to get woken up at 3 AM because he pooped in his crate and broke out.
Now I'm operating on fumes... poo fumes.

Next up at #cloudaustin Dog Days of DevIps, Daniel is talking about Retireval Augmented Generation (RAG).

The last #baseball game of the season for us. We did get to see our (well, my) name in lights 😁
Tonight is Stripers vs Indianapolis Indians.
Hot dog(s) acquired (and eaten).
#Milb

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #Audioasis
Dog Mom:
🎵 Wanting to Change
#DogMom
https://dog-mom.bandcamp.com/track/wanting-to-change
https://open.spotify.com/track/6LulG1bdLvZaxIqBFy85AG

I’m at the ísbúð. I’m at the soup shop. I’m at the hot dog stand. I’m at the combination ísbúð, soup shop, and hot dog stand!

RE: https://c.im/@cdarwin/117109154750129935
The GOP gubernatorial candidate in Colorado,
❌Victor Marx, claims to exorcise demons
(sniffed out by his dog) from strangers;
has stated
— without providing any evidence
— that when he was 7 y…

Next up at #cloudaustin Dog Days of DevOps Evan N is talking about building agents with AgentCore, guard rails and permissions included.

Travis Kelce reveals his and Taylor Swift's dog to the world in photo shoot https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/49794143/travis-kelce-taylor-swift-dog-tommy-hilfiger-kansas-city-chiefs-samoyed

Sunday cleaning mostly done.
Morning meditation, following Mipham, analyzing the impermanence, suffering, and lack of self in whatever bubbles up from a still mind.
Morning cleaning: the angle of the equinoctal sun has shown clearly how much dog fur is embedded in the carpet. The effort I pour into using the vacuum cleaner and the carpet sweeper, this way and that, seeking to uproot the attached fur, observing how it clumps...perhaps this is what Mipham meant?
As ever, the …

Kim F is up next at #cloudaustin Dog Days of DevOps talking about deterministic testing in the age of AI

Tonight's #baseball game is Stripers vs Jacksonville Jumbo Shrimp.
Hot dog acquired.
#milb
#GWNvsJAX

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #WoPop
George Clinton:
🎵 Atomic Dog
#GeorgeClinton
https://groovementinc.bandcamp.com/track/george-clinton-atomic-dog-unofficial-remix
https://open.spotify.com/track/4cgodXjv4TfrooNQxvlO4O

Another secret proxying talk at #cloudaustin Dog Days of DevOps, with varlock, courtesy @…

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016)
A network of friendships among users on catster.com and dogster.com. Node represents a user, and edge exists if two users self-identify as friends on either website. The dogster/catster network also contains family links between dog and dog, cat and cat, as well as dog and cat.
This network has 623766 nodes and 15699276 edges.
Tags: Social, Online, Unweighted

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #VarietyMix
Suki Waterhouse:
🎵 Puppy Dog Eyes
#SukiWaterhouse
https://sukiwaterhousesongs.bandcamp.com/track/puppy-dog-eyes
https://open.spotify.com/track/1410mOVD43lzivpQlpW1JE

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #SonicReducer
The Cramps:
🎵 Can Your Pussy Do the Dog?
#TheCramps
https://thecramps.bandcamp.com/track/can-your-pussy-do-the-dog
https://open.spotify.com/track/2zsSadFqIXyjhcwlxJIl1s

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016)
A network of friendships among users on catster.com and dogster.com. Node represents a user, and edge exists if two users self-identify as friends on either website. The dogster/catster network also contains family links between dog and dog, cat and cat, as well as dog and cat.
This network has 623766 nodes and 15699276 edges.
Tags: Social, Online, Unweighted

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #AfternoonShow
Digable Planets:
🎵 Dog It
#DigablePlanets
https://digable-planets.bandcamp.com/track/dog-it
https://open.spotify.com/track/6Mbm86B4joMLyCncLCESCG