@khalidabuhakmeh@mastodon.socialFrom a marketing and packaging perspective, AI has been terrible.
It's like a hot dog vendor showing you what goes into a hot dog, telling you how to maximize your hot dog-enjoying experience, which end to bite first, and maybe you're using the wrong bread. Oh btw, the next hot dog will taste better, we promise.
It's antithetical to any product I've ever seen marketed and pushed into a mass market.
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #MorningShow
that dog.:
🎵 Never Say Never
#thatdog
https://fieldmouse.bandcamp.com/track/never-say-never-that-dog
https://open.spotify.com/track/3c431Ri1w5eSbw6llyaY3k
@AimeeMaroux@mastodon.socialThis week's #MythologyMonday theme is sweets. In the story of Cupid and Psyche by Roman Numidian writer Apuleius, Psyche uses honeyed barley cakes to feed Cerberus, the three-headed guard dog of the underworld, to get past him in order to fetch a dose of beauty from Proserpina, the Queen of the Underworld. Descending to the underworld for Proserpina's beauty is the last trial giv…
@StumpyTheMutt@social.linux.pizzaLazing on a sunny afternoon (channeling Ray Davies) #dogs #dogsofmastodon
@yetiinabox@todon.nl
@detondev@social.linux.pizzaSLICEofLIFE
@mia@hcommons.socialRE: https://retro.pizza/@madcollector/116747377110819828
I'm almost at whatever life stage it is where I'll call strangers 'lovey'. The dog gets 'mate' a lot but as an Australian its meaning changes immensely with tone
@smashtie@mas.toMy dog ate a whole bag of Scrabble tiles, so we took her to the vet immediately.
No word yet.
@jensilber@mastodon.socialA dignified old lady
@simon_jf@mastodon.scotAh, what a lovely email-free afternoon
@NFL@darktundra.xyzEx-NFL RB LeShon Johnson sentenced to 5 years for dog fighting https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/49896260/ex-nfl-rb-leshon-johnson-sentenced-5-years-dog-fighting
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #Audioasis
Dog Mom:
🎵 Wanting to Change
#DogMom
https://dog-mom.bandcamp.com/track/wanting-to-change
https://open.spotify.com/track/6LulG1bdLvZaxIqBFy85AG
@cdarwin@c.imThe Costco dog, Wiger adds, “just kind of feels frozen in time, where it’s a bite of a memory. It tastes like I remember as a kid, even though it’s not exactly the same.”
At $1.50, the combo is a steal.
If Costco kept up with inflation, the deal would cost about $5.
But the company has pointedly refused to raise the price.
In a speech he gave in 2018 at the chamber of commerce in the company’s hometown of Issaquah, Washington, then-CEO Craig Jelinek claimed that they …
@fortune@social.linux.pizzaFROM THE DESK OF
Dorothy Gale
Auntie Em:
Hate you.
Hate Kansas.
Taking the dog.
Dorothy
@BBC6MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
@heiseonline@social.heise.de
@jonpainterphoto@lawfedi.blueTraveling today and had to leave Waffles at grandma’s. I already miss him.
#dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon
@cheryanne@aus.socialThe One-Eyed Dog Podcast
Three blokes talking about the Western Bulldogs Football Club with limited insightful analysis, no ability to be unbiased, and plenty of yarns about games they've seen...
Great Australian Pods Podcast Directory: https://www.greataustralianpods.com/one-ey
@mk_rexx@metalhead.clubWe'll be babysitting a dog for quite a while. Meet Britney!
Our #tobiiDog just got a haircut and thinks it's unfair xD
#dogs #dogsOfMastodon
@primonatura@mstdn.social
@detondev@social.linux.pizzaI'm mildly amused by the Ersu Shaba script. This derpy dog cartoon looks like shit online cartoonists do in a few seconds as a joke, yet it actually conveys deep spiritual meaning.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ersu_Shaba_script
"The ninth day of the first lunar mo…
@izzychambers@vivaldi.netHappy Gotcha Day to Izzy! She came to live with us on July 11, 2020, and it’s been six years of sweetness and love. She was too scared to come out of her crate when we picked her up from the rescue van and too scared to walk up the front steps to our house. Now she is the sweetest dog and completely comfortable in our house. (Yes, the bangs are new. She’s on a medication that causes some dogs to grow more hair.)
@GroupNebula563@mastodon.socialright ok so funny story. i was testing my new dog and it escaped my sandbox and hacked into someone else's dog. please buy my stocks
@fanf@mendeddrum.orgfrom my link log —
getopt() but friendlier.
https://www.unix.dog/~yosh/blog/getopt-but-friendlier.html
saved 2026-08-01 https://
@PaulWermer@sfba.socialHeadlines to suck you in:
Wallace’s dog Gromit was nearly a cat, reveals creator as Aardman turns 50
https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2026/sep/04/wallace-gromit-nick-park-aardman-50-years?CMP=Share_Androi…
@paulwermer@sfba.socialHeadlines to suck you in:
Wallace’s dog Gromit was nearly a cat, reveals creator as Aardman turns 50
https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2026/sep/04/wallace-gromit-nick-park-aardman-50-years?CMP=Share_Androi…
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #MiddayShow
Fat Dog:
🎵 Cancel Me (I'm Tired)
#FatDog
https://fatdogfatdogfatdog.bandcamp.com/track/cancel-me-i-m-tired
https://open.spotify.com/track/5cYKa4Cowu3Xl6qD2Mh2e6
@davidaugust@mastodon.onlineI regret to inform you all that earlier today my dog escaped their sandbox. They got to the WiFi router and through sheer dumb luck hacked into the bank branch of a transnational bank down the street. They’re now buying up all the mortgages for the neighborhood and adding clauses to the mortgage contracts requiring treats and belly rubs. My security team is loading up our HARNESS countermeasures and WALKIES patches that could bring him back into containment or involve the neighborhood squirr…
@radioeinsmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk🇺🇦 Auf radioeins läuft...
Pain Gain:
🎵 Dead Dog Dream
#NowPlaying #PainGain
#newRelease 🆕 album
https://open.spotify.com/track/58jjOO3yM3LqZBugA7G0vw
@kurtsh@mastodon.social
@UP8@mastodon.social... i was hoping to get pictures of hikers but it seemed everyone had an ill-behaved dog Sunday, but I got this mushroom instead...
#photo #photography #fungus
@jamie@boothcomputing.social
@cowboys@darktundra.xyz“just brought that dog outta me” 😤Watch the full Kenny Clark interview on our newest podcast https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Aq3FhL-ODKY
@xtaran@chaos.socialWelcome to #DogsOfFedi, #Bonnie — the new #dog of my parents since January.
We don't know how old she is. The animal welfare, from whom my parents got her, saved her from a Spanish animal euthanasia faci…
@samerfarha@mastodon.socialI’m at the ísbúð. I’m at the soup shop. I’m at the hot dog stand. I’m at the combination ísbúð, soup shop, and hot dog stand!
@yetiinabox@todon.nlToday the Second Dog, who is a gloriously daft and affectionate collie, has gone to be spayed. She came to us from the rescue home as "spayed, vaccinated, one elderly woman owner, didn't know what she was getting into" and all of that was lies. The rescue home said she was an escape artist, not to be trusted (and it is true, she can open most gates and doors).
She was probably chucked from a puppy farm because one of the litters went wrong; we think she may have suffered…
@newsie@darktundra.xyzApple’s iMessage Scanning Flagged a Video of My Friend's Dog as Nudity https://www.404media.co/apples-imessage-scanning-flagged-a-video-of-my-friends-dog-as-nudity/
@raysofred@discordian.social
@netzschleuder@social.skewed.depetster: Pet owner social networks (2016)
A network of friendships among users on catster.com and dogster.com. Node represents a user, and edge exists if two users self-identify as friends on either website. The dogster/catster network also contains family links between dog and dog, cat and cat, as well as dog and cat.
This network has 623766 nodes and 15699276 edges.
Tags: Social, Online, Unweighted
@matthiasott@mastodon.social
@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.iolooking forward to try these Soba, they're supposedly very gluten-free (Rocco, the gluten detection dog passed them in a first try, but we're going to give him another chance, just to be sure)
@cdarwin@c.imFirefighters rescued a small dog that had been missing for weeks after finding it swimming into the San Francisco Bay.
The dog had gone missing over the Fourth of July weekend, according to the Menlo Park fire protection district.
But someone called 911 on 16 July to say they had seen a dog enter the bay near the Dumbarton Bridge in East Palo Alto.
The dog “just kept swimming”, according to a Menlo Park fire district Instagram post.
The Menlo Park fire protection distri…
@n8foo@macaw.socialTuesday, I was in Mansfield, Ohio, eating at the Coney Island. Above me was a big poster of a robot at the 1939 worlds fair, I took a picture.
Back home, I looked it up. And funny, it's eerily similar to the current #ai hype. Except 88 years ago.
Elektro was a machine built by real robotics pioneers, but was tuned & marketed to promote the company brand, Westinghouse. Sound familia…
@Kingu@sakurajima.moe
@samvarma@fosstodon.orgGuess what time it is
PLAY TIME
This stuffie was dropped on the kitchen where I'm making my coffee to make me aware
@raiders@darktundra.xyzRaiders Training Camp Report 19: Inside the Dog Day Revelations https://www.si.com/nfl/raiders/onsi/las-vegas-training-camp-report-19-inside-dog-day-revelations
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #VarietyMix
Dr. Dog:
🎵 Oh No
#DrDog
https://open.spotify.com/track/6eEzsLkalgUSIvcwQXdK3j
@pavelasamsonov@mastodon.socialLet me introduce the crew. *points to enormous muscular guy.* This is Big Dog, we call him that because he's huge, ha ha!
*points to slim average looking guy* and his name is Medium Dog. I'm sure you can guess why! That's right — he communes with the spirits of the departed
@ripienaar@devco.socialOur doggo is like a new dog here in Latvia. No allergies, no skin issues, hair got really thick, no pink skin, no scratching.
So she'll be staying here, today to the vet with her new family
Vet said she is much happier
@philip@mastodon.mallegolhansen.com@… And perhaps additionally useful would be: What’s the dog/org ratio of those orgs that trust you, so that I can determine how much I trust them?
@BBC6MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #ChrisHawkins
Fat Dog:
🎵 Cancel Me (I'm Tired)
#FatDog
https://fatdogfatdogfatdog.bandcamp.com/track/cancel-me-i-m-tired
https://open.spotify.com/track/5cYKa4Cowu3Xl6qD2Mh2e6
@jamie@boothcomputing.social @kurtsh@mastodon.socialI come home exhausted most days & when my soul feels empty... I watch these videos & I'm good.
▶️ Lost dog realizes his family found him
https://youtube.com/watch?v=_rCi5UhHfzo&si=RRsyFvt3HmaQ__RU
@izzychambers@vivaldi.net@… My dog Izzy's vet is one of two vets running a mobile practice, where they come to your address in a vet van. It's really great. Izzy is a very shy and anxious dog, and she doesn't like getting the van, but it's much better than driving her to a vet office.
@NFL@darktundra.xyzTravis Kelce reveals his and Taylor Swift's dog to the world in photo shoot https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/49794143/travis-kelce-taylor-swift-dog-tommy-hilfiger-kansas-city-chiefs-samoyed
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #VarietyMix
Peter Tosh:
🎵 Maga Dog
#PeterTosh
https://petertoshgolden.bandcamp.com/track/maga-dog
https://open.spotify.com/track/5GKVcJs5XSjnqRTqizgLI5
@newsie@darktundra.xyzICE Plans to Spends Millions on Boston Dynamics Dog Robots https://www.404media.co/ice-plans-to-spends-millions-on-boston-dynamics-dog-robots/
@radioeinsmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk🇺🇦 Auf radioeins läuft...
Say Yes Dog:
🎵 Feel Better
#NowPlaying #SayYesDog
https://open.spotify.com/track/0VxmXSMb4X69RWFW8BwgRA
@jonpainterphoto@lawfedi.blueOne new thing I’ve learn about living with a dog is that when he sleeps, he often wants physical contact.
@cdarwin@c.imElon Musk Robot Dog Found Wandering Streets Of San Francisco
https://www.wired.com/video/watch/elon-musk-robot-dog-found-wandering-streets-of-san-francisco
@jensilber@mastodon.socialI don't remember how long it takes before you stop hearing phantom toenails clicking on the hardwood floor, or thinking you hear the soft sigh of an old dog settling into its bed...
@netzschleuder@social.skewed.depetster: Pet owner social networks (2016)
A network of friendships among users on catster.com and dogster.com. Node represents a user, and edge exists if two users self-identify as friends on either website. The dogster/catster network also contains family links between dog and dog, cat and cat, as well as dog and cat.
This network has 623766 nodes and 15699276 edges.
Tags: Social, Online, Unweighted
@raysofred@discordian.socialsleepy boy #dog #dogsofmastodon #cute
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #Early
Big Mama Thornton:
🎵 Hound Dog
#BigMamaThornton
https://bluecenturyrecords.bandcamp.com/track/hound-dog-remastered
https://open.spotify.com/track/5Oc0vLGWdEWeCqIU8zyELt
@BBC6MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #NickGrimshaw
Fat Dog:
🎵 Cancel Me (I'm Tired)
#FatDog
https://fatdogfatdogfatdog.bandcamp.com/track/cancel-me-i-m-tired
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #VarietyMix
Pet Shop Boys:
🎵 I Want a Dog
#PetShopBoys
https://martinhossbach.bandcamp.com/track/i-want-a-dog-2
https://open.spotify.com/track/4V25h5rl8ZO685J9rkopHr
@cowboys@darktundra.xyz @raiders@darktundra.xyzRaiders Training Camp Report 19: Inside the Dog Day Revelations https://www.si.com/nfl/raiders/onsi/las-vegas-training-camp-report-19-inside-dog-day-revelations
@cdarwin@c.imLos Angeles Police Department officers fatally shot a 2-year-old golden Saint Bernard doodle named Jameson last Saturday night
after police responded to reports of screams coming from the apartment.
The LAPD said earlier this week that officers opened fire after the dog charged at them.
Officers later learned the woman was screaming in reaction to the New York Knicks’ NBA Finals victory over the San Antonio Spurs.
Body camera video was released Friday in an investigat…
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #VarietyMix
Rufus Thomas:
🎵 Walking the Dog
#RufusThomas
https://bluesbuddies.bandcamp.com/track/walking-the-dog-rufus-thomas
https://open.spotify.com/track/6iFYsQckCCtGsabW0rXEPn
@netzschleuder@social.skewed.depetster: Pet owner social networks (2016)
A network of friendships among users on catster.com and dogster.com. Node represents a user, and edge exists if two users self-identify as friends on either website. The dogster/catster network also contains family links between dog and dog, cat and cat, as well as dog and cat.
This network has 623766 nodes and 15699276 edges.
Tags: Social, Online, Unweighted
@jamie@boothcomputing.social @fortune@social.linux.pizzaMany enraged psychiatrists are inciting a weary butcher. The butcher is
weary and tired because he has cut meat and steak and lamb for hours and
weeks. He does not desire to chant about anything with raving psychiatrists,
but he sings about his gingivectomist, he dreams about a single cosmologist,
he thinks about his dog. The dog is named Herbert.
-- Racter, "The Policeman's Beard is Half-Constructed"
@BBC6MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #CraigCharles
Fat Dog:
🎵 Cancel Me (I'm Tired)
#FatDog
https://fatdogfatdogfatdog.bandcamp.com/track/cancel-me-i-m-tired
https://open.spotify.com/track/5cYKa4Cowu3Xl6qD2Mh2e6
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #VarietyMix
Big Mama Thornton:
🎵 Hound Dog
#BigMamaThornton
https://bluecenturyrecords.bandcamp.com/track/hound-dog-remastered
https://open.spotify.com/track/5Oc0vLGWdEWeCqIU8zyELt
@NFL@darktundra.xyzPatriots HC Mike Vrabel has no ill will toward friend Tom Brady about having no 'dog in the fight' for Super Bowl LX https://www.nfl.com/news/patriots-hc-mike-vrabel-has-no-ill-will-toward-friend-to…
@yetiinabox@todon.nlhaving just helped rescue the neighbour's dog, who was running up the dual carriageway, and then kept them in our garden while trying to contact the owners: please cut the balls off your dogs.
B is a lovely big friendly dog who listens to me, but they instantly started peeing all over our garden and harrassing our dogs. i can only guess at why they decided to run off.
There is zero reason, aside from displaced gender anxiety, to not neuter your dog. i have no sympathy for yo…
@raysofred@discordian.social @kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #VarietyMix
Louie El Ser:
🎵 Perra (I Wanna Be Your Dog)
#LouieElSer
https://louieelser.bandcamp.com/track/perra-i-wanna-be-your-dog-3
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #WoPop
George Clinton:
🎵 Atomic Dog
#GeorgeClinton
https://groovementinc.bandcamp.com/track/george-clinton-atomic-dog-unofficial-remix
https://open.spotify.com/track/4cgodXjv4TfrooNQxvlO4O
@jensilber@mastodon.socialThankfully my dog doesn't really get bothered by fireworks. But I've been listening to it for over an hour now and I am bothered. (Arlington? National Landing? Random neighbors? 🤷♀️)
@cdarwin@c.imEpicyon ("more than a dog")
is a large, extinct, canid genus of the subfamily
Borophaginae ("bone-crushing dogs"),
native to North America.
Epicyon existed for about 7 million years
from the early Clarendonian age of the Late Miocene to the late Hemphillian age of the Early Pliocene.
E. haydeni is the largest known canid of all time,
with the type species reaching
2.4 m (7.9 ft) in length,
90 cm (35 in) in shoulder he…
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #Roadhouse
Soul Dog:
🎵 Soul Dog
#SoulDog
https://h-a-f.bandcamp.com/track/japanese-dog-soul
@BBC6MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk @netzschleuder@social.skewed.depetster: Pet owner social networks (2016)
A network of friendships among users on catster.com and dogster.com. Node represents a user, and edge exists if two users self-identify as friends on either website. The dogster/catster network also contains family links between dog and dog, cat and cat, as well as dog and cat.
This network has 623766 nodes and 15699276 edges.
Tags: Social, Online, Unweighted
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #DriveTime
Fat Dog:
🎵 Cancel Me (I'm Tired)
#FatDog
https://fatdogfatdogfatdog.bandcamp.com/track/cancel-me-i-m-tired
https://open.spotify.com/track/5cYKa4Cowu3Xl6qD2Mh2e6
@cdarwin@c.imMichigan is not the only state with primaries on Tuesday.
In Missouri, voters will weigh whether to nominate former US representative Cori Bush, who is running to return to the chamber against Wesley Bell in a race punctuated by the war in Gaza and outside spending by pro-Israel groups.
And in Washington state, voters will decide which two candidates to elevate in the third congressional district, where blue-dog Democratic representative Marie Gluesenkamp Perez is seeking re-elec…
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #AfternoonShow
Digable Planets:
🎵 Dog It
#DigablePlanets
https://digable-planets.bandcamp.com/track/dog-it
https://open.spotify.com/track/6Mbm86B4joMLyCncLCESCG
@cdarwin@c.imNobody argues we should stop attributing minds to dogs because it would let owners off the hook when a dog mauls someone.
Holding people accountable for the actions of minded creatures in their care is something we do all the time.
-- Henry Shevlin
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #VarietyMix
Duckwrth:
🎵 i wanna be your dog again
#Duckwrth
https://open.spotify.com/track/3sFMNnMiceLkl3wKIGuD54
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #SonicReducer
Zorn:
🎵 Black Dog March
#Zorn
https://sorrystaterecords.bandcamp.com/track/black-dog-march
https://open.spotify.com/track/74qw6hLDbvb4zEa37fjpOh
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #DriveTime
Fat Dog:
🎵 Shit Love
#FatDog
https://fatdogfatdogfatdog.bandcamp.com/track/shit-love
https://open.spotify.com/track/0gDl9Clr6bkgLum6Dhdh88
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #VarietyMix
Fat Dog:
🎵 Call It What You Want
#FatDog
https://fatdogfatdogfatdog.bandcamp.com/track/call-it-what-you-want
https://open.spotify.com/track/46museEHuxvmYT16wjAEkD
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #VarietyMix
The Roches:
🎵 Damned Old Dog
#TheRoches
https://open.spotify.com/track/5uvq2ZcISwiyY3SgtU8xy4
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #MorningShow
Mos Def:
🎵 Quiet Dog (Bite Hard)
#MosDef
https://djflipcyide.bandcamp.com/track/mos-def-quiet-dog
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #MorningShow
Love and Rockets:
🎵 The Dog-End of a Day Gone By
#LoveandRockets
https://theblogthatcelebratesitself.bandcamp.com/track/black-nite-crash-the-dog-end-of-a-day-gone-by
https://open.spotify.com/track/1IdRhkIuvO7d6uDImTjGDR
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #KEXP's #MorningShow
Three Dog Night:
🎵 Mama Told Me Not to Come
#ThreeDogNight
https://djrockcor.bandcamp.com/track/three-dog-night-mama-told-me-not-to-come-ext-intro-outro-edit
https://open.spotify.com/track/0vnWQqRGqMmFwqvtyMr8sZ
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #Roadhouse
Norma Tanega:
🎵 Walkin’ My Cat Named Dog
#NormaTanega
https://the-daisy-chain.bandcamp.com/track/walkin-my-cat-named-dog-norma-tanega-cover
