Tootfinder

"The Free Software Foundation has been sliding into irrelevance more and more by entirely failing to address its big Creepy Uncle problem. Open-Source has turned into a form of unpaid internship to be hired to make shitty apps that bring more surveillance and ads to our world."
https://aria.dog/barks/forklift…

Introducing the Forklift Certified License—Aria’s Barks
It's not following the OSI definition of open-source because i don't give a damn how capital defines its needs.

Typical way of playing with a #dog: You throw a ball. The dog runs to catch it. It brings it back and asks you to throw again.
Typical way of playing with a #cat: The cat drops the ball of the cat tree. It looks at the human. The human runs to catch it, then brings it back, so the cat can drop it again.

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #MorningShow
Florence the Machine:
🎵 Dog Days Are Over
#Florence theMachine
https://djjuliangil.bandcamp.com/track/florence-the-machine-dog-days-are-over-julian-gil-super-mash
https://open.spotify.com/track/456WNXWhDwYOSf5SpTuqxd

We're babysitting my brothers dog for the evening. Kind of a sleepover for our dog, Harley. Stella is settling in and has already claimed the couch in the sunroom.
#DogsOfMastadon

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016)
A network of friendships among users on catster.com and dogster.com. Node represents a user, and edge exists if two users self-identify as friends on either website. The dogster/catster network also contains family links between dog and dog, cat and cat, as well as dog and cat.
This network has 623766 nodes and 15699276 edges.
Tags: Social, Online, Unweighted

Boston Dynamics says its robot dog Spot is used by 60 US and Canadian bomb squads and SWAT teams, with ~2K units deployed globally, five years after its debut (Samantha Kelly/Bloomberg)
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/20

*points at your dog* a fox

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #MorningShow
Love and Rockets:
🎵 The Dog-End of a Day Gone By (remix)
#LoveandRockets
https://theblogthatcelebratesitself.bandcamp.com/track/black-nite-crash-the-dog-end-of-a-day-gone-by
https://open.spotify.com/track/1IdRhkIuvO7d6uDImTjGDR

https://www.tumblr.com/checkerdandy/797866463430098944?source=share

Reblog by @checkerdandy · 2 images
💬 14  🔁 18929  ❤️ 25074 · Everyone shut up and look at this dog dressed like pinhead from Hellraiser

"We are visiting London and in need of a dog sitter for several evenings next week to stay in our hotel room
We have a small italian greyhound (7 kg), very well behaved. But we prefer not to leave it alone."
A lot to unpack there, and an interesting assignment, but I'm not available.

I gotta do a PR to get "hoss" and "big dog" in there https://honeycomb.engineer/@getverbed/112136032975414367

PSA about food labeling in the US
We have a gluten detection service dog because many things that should be gluten free/say they’re gluten free are not actually gluten free.
Stuff gets contaminated when growing (e.g. next to wheat field), by shared equipment, in factories, from packaging, during transport and in-store.
Every US consumer should know:
1. The list of ingredients on food isn't exhaustive
2. Allergen labeling:
a) limited to just some allergens
b) manufacturers don't actually have to test
c) "certified" foods are tested—but not continuously
d) testing only works with enough contamination
Some certifications may require batch-testing, but usually they don't.
A "certified gluten free" product may e.g. contain oats which sometimes are contaminated with gluten—but as not every batch is tested it's impossible to know unless you test yourself (hence the service dog).
Even if the product is properly batch-tested, you might get a part of the product that has the allergen in it, whereas the tested part didn't.
Or the threshold was too low (our dog can detect gluten better than any available lab testing equipment; yes, dogs are amazing).
Food products also contain ingredients that do not have to be included on the label when they're "incidental" (included in an another ingredient) or if they're considered part of the manufacturing process but not of the final product (e.g. various coatings on factory equipment).
Don't need to list flavors or specific spices either. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
As for allergens, only those responsible for ~90% of food allergies* have to be specifically declared, and they're not tested for as it's simply based on the ingredients list.
Good luck if you have other allergies.
*milk, egg, egg, fish, Crustacean shellfish, tree nuts, wheat, peanuts, soybeans

Today I learned about Kukur Tihar, a festival day in Nepal where dogs are honored for their loyalty and honesty.
This year it falls on October 19 - I don't have a dog, but I think it is the kind of festival we should adopt.
Be kind to all dogs, and especially on Kukur Tihar!
https://himalayan-masters.co…

Kukur Tihar: The Truth Behind Nepal’s Dog Festival
Learn more about what is Kukur Tihar in Nepal, why are dog worshipped and what are the rituals performed while worshipping dogs?

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016)
A network of friendships among users on catster.com and dogster.com. Node represents a user, and edge exists if two users self-identify as friends on either website. The dogster/catster network also contains family links between dog and dog, cat and cat, as well as dog and cat.
This network has 623766 nodes and 15699276 edges.
Tags: Social, Online, Unweighted

hallo everyone.
how is everyone this fine sunday.
click reply. tell me a small thing about your life. it will make me happy.
i will reward u with Dog Photo.

Last #baseball of the year for me. Stripers vs Indians.
Hot dog acquired (though not as good as the ones @… had)
#milb

Alexandria, VA, is one of the most dog-friendly cities in the country. Of course there will be pups at our demonstrations and protests.
#NoKings

I ordered in a DVD of "Wag The Dog" because it's ages since I saw it, and I had the feeling it would feel relevant.
WHOA, so much more so than I had thought!
Worth a watch, or rewatch - highly recommend ⭐ ⭐⭐⭐⭐

Dodger's pitcher Yamamoto's adopted dog protects his house from an attempted break in. That's a good boy.
✅ Yoshinobu Yamamoto’s dog helped scare off intruders at LA home – NBC Los Angeles
https://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/sports/

I'm walking laps around my block, trying to get the dog to poop again. Dog poop of that consistency will never leave my carpet. 😒
Catching the squirrel mid jump lifted my spirits slightly.

«AI scrapers request commented scripts»
That seems like an interesting additional vector for algorithmic sabotage!
https://cryptography.dog/blog/AI-scrapers-request-commented-scripts/

@… Mom, Dad’s humping the neighbors dog again.

Kamala Harris wrote a memoir...
At least she didn't shoot a dog
https://www.politico.com/news/2025/09/18/kamala-harris-leading-democrats-memoir-00572544

Our wonderful dog, Izzy (the brown and white dog) was taken to a shelter in March 2020 with four very young puppies. One, Star (the black and white dog), lives nearby and he and his human often stop by on their walks. Even after 5 1/2 years, Izzy gets more excited to see Star than any other dog or person, except maybe me. #MonDog

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #RadcliffeAndMaconie
Belle and Sebastian:
🎵 Dog on Wheels
#BelleandSebastian
https://lazybonkrecords.bandcamp.com/track/dog-on-wheels
https://open.spotify.com/track/6vRgTAzh9DRvp1MFknMe6Z

Without reading the article I can only think this is for the new #RobertRodriquez / #DannyTrejo movie:
`Dogchete`
"Its not about what do you did son, its about who you did it to. Machete was a man of focus, commitment, sheer will. I once saw him kill three vampires in a bar with a stapler.…

Haligonia.ca (@haligonia@mstdn.ca)
Attached: 1 image Police say machete and dog used in Prospect party altercation https://haligonia.ca/police-say-machete-and-dog-used-in-prospect-party-altercation-313449/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=mastodon #halifax #novascotia #canada

So - babysitting the sister's dog while they're out of town checking out universities for the nephews. Finally got these two to get along and they crashed for the night.
Well - at 03:20 this morning - there was a cacophony in the back yard, and these two idiots ran up there and started barking. As it turns out - there was a young man wearing a hoodie and nothing else - yelling and cursing, eventually throwing around the lawn chairs that were in the back yard.
He tried a…

!BANA UPDATE!
she fine
#dogNamedBana #dogsOfMastodon #dogs #pets

Casper once again staked his claim to the dog bed. He has a physical advantage because Harley is too big to steal any of Casper's numerous sleeping spots.
#CatsOfMastadon #DogsOfMastadon

TIL my beloved `dog` DNS client has been unmaintained for a few years and there's a community-based fork called `doge` (the name was chosen before it became a synonym for chainsaw politics): https://dog.ramfield.net

The Left's most fervent, and most wrong, attack dog: NY's Rep. Dan Goldman (Jonathan Turley/New York Post)
https://nypost.com/2025/10/12/opinion/the-lefts-most-fervent-and-most-wrong-attack-dog-nys-rep-dan-goldman/
http://www.memeorandum.com/251013/p23#a251013p23

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016)
A network of friendships among users on catster.com and dogster.com. Node represents a user, and edge exists if two users self-identify as friends on either website. The dogster/catster network also contains family links between dog and dog, cat and cat, as well as dog and cat.
This network has 623766 nodes and 15699276 edges.
Tags: Social, Online, Unweighted

philly is a shitpost of a city

Tom Brady says dog Junie is a clone of family's previous dog https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/6777780/2025/11/04/tom-brady-dog-junie-clone/

When I was little, my family hired a dogsitter to feed my dog while the family was out of town. They forgot to, so my dog survived on corn & veggies in the garden.
I learned from her, so I embraced the corny early on...

Stray Dog Saved From ‘Death Row’ Turns into Brilliant Detective, Sniffing out Lost Animals https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/stray-dog-saved-from-death-row-turns-into-brilliant-detective-sniffing-out-lost-animals/

Stray Dog Saved From ‘Death Row’ Turns into Brilliant Detective, Sniffing out Lost Animals
A stray Kokoni dog saved from being euthanized has become an expert pet detective, displaying an uncanny knack for sniffing out lost animals.

Many enraged psychiatrists are inciting a weary butcher. The butcher is
weary and tired because he has cut meat and steak and lamb for hours and
weeks. He does not desire to chant about anything with raving psychiatrists,
but he sings about his gingivectomist, he dreams about a single cosmologist,
he thinks about his dog. The dog is named Herbert.
-- Racter, "The Policeman's Beard is Half-Constructed"

if they aren't paying you, you aren't their supplier https://fedi.aria.dog/objects/5b3a30d6-41f9-4939-9d92-f6b478687bd7

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #DriveTime
The Black Dog:
🎵 Will Clease You
#TheBlackDog

I saw this halloween decoration while walking the dog, last night. I approve. 💀

My dog, Stanley is pretty smart.
He has "speech" buttons that he can press to "say" words (it plays an audio recording of a word like “outside" or "water”).
He'll press the "food" button before we'll feed him dinner, and he presses "outside" most mornings as apart of his routine.
But he has absolutely no idea what these buttons are actually *saying*. He just knows that he gets food when he presses that one. He's …

#TimeTraveler has an iPhone?

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #TheFirstTimeWith
Florence The Machine:
🎵 Dog Days Are Over
#Florence TheMachine
https://djjuliangil.bandcamp.com/track/florence-the-machine-dog-days-are-over-julian-gil-super-mash
https://open.spotify.com/track/456WNXWhDwYOSf5SpTuqxd

Study: Plant-Based Dry Dog Foods Have a Lower Environmental Impact Than Animal-Based Foods Across All Measures https://vegconomist.com/pet-food/study-plant-based-dry-dog-foods-lower-environmental-impact-animal-based-foods/

Study: Plant-Based Dry Dog Foods Have a Lower Environmental Impact Than Animal-Based Foods Across All Measures - vegconomist - the vegan business magazine
A new study published in the journal Frontiers in Sustainable Food Systems has examined the environmental impact of different types of dry dog food available

Reagan's "Welfare Queen" rhetoric was a dog whistle. The whole "southern strategy" was full of dog whistles. Every time Republicans talked about gay marriage as a "states rights" issue, those were dog whistles. Naming a government agency "the Department of Homeland Security" was a dog whistle. Trump's speeches leading up to his first term were full of dog whistles.
Nazis have total control of all branches of government. They've cut off funding to all but the most oppressive elements of the government. There are concentration camps, both in client states (CECOT, among others) and in the US (Alligator Auschwitz, among others). They're actively carrying out ethnic cleansing.
When DHS puts out some Nazi shit, it's not a dog whistle. It's a vuvuzela. They're not trying to signal their intent without any of the "normies" noticing. They actively doing what they wanted to do. It's not a signal because there's nothing to signal. It's a celebration.
#USPol

Tom Brady reveals his dog is a clone of his late pet https://www.reviewjournal.com/news/nation-and-world/tom-brady-reveals-his-dog-is-a-clone-of-his-late-pet-3533271/

We just attended another travel show. This time: #mountainbiking in #ligurien from Harald Philipp.
The visuals were pretty cool. And riding such trails UPHILL was pretty impressive, too. Definitely only doable with an ebike.

@… is absolute gold and you cannot convince me otherwise
https://hard-drive.net/hd/video-games/…

Boston Dynamics Dog Rushed to Vet After Getting Into a Bag of Unattended Flash Drives
BOSTON — A serious medical emergency occurred this past weekend after a Boston Dynamics robotic dog named Spot got into an unattended Ziplock baggie of…

@… is absolute gold and you cannot convince me otherwise
https://hard-drive.net/hd/video-games/…

Boston Dynamics Dog Rushed to Vet After Getting Into a Bag of Unattended Flash Drives
BOSTON — A serious medical emergency occurred this past weekend after a Boston Dynamics robotic dog named Spot got into an unattended Ziplock baggie of…

So much happened over the weekend, so check out today's Metacurity for the most critical infosec developments you might have missed, including
--Hackers who stole trove of sensitive UPenn data derides 'dog**** elitist institution',
--LLM giants are trying to stop indirect prompt injection attacks,
--Oz government warns of Cisco IOS XE flaws,
--Polish authorities probe cyberattack on online loan platform,
--Chinese President Xi Jinping joked about smar…

Hackers who stole trove of sensitive UPenn data derides 'dog**** elitist institution'
LLM giants are trying to stop indirect prompt injection attacks, Oz government warns of Cisco IOS XE flaws, Polish authorities probe cyberattack on online loan platform, Chinese President Xi Jinping joked about smartphone backdoors, Shiba Inu implements massive security upgrade, much more

@… @… unbounded fetch is a feature to dog 😅

Randomly reminded of the time as a kid that my brother invented a dish known as the "pizza hot dog" with his toy food. It consisted of a slice of pizza served in a hot dog roll.
Then decided to be a pizza hot dog vendor as his Halloween costume that year.

Second to #baseball game is a solo game for me. My son caught my cold from earlier in the week and is home with my wife. Tonight is Stripers vs Indians
#GWNvsIND

🐕‍🦺 Heroic dog crosses busy street to get owners emergency help in Pittsburgh
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/aug/04/pittsburgh-hero-dog-emergency-help-owners

«The raging mob of peasants is told to put away their torches and pitchforks, and to be reasonable, and to let the adults in the room get on with governance. As the saying goes, "The purpose of a system is what it does", and this system seems to overwhelmingly favour Google at the expense of all those unruly peasants»
Shouldn't we trust Google and other pertinent questions - lolnope
https://cryptography.dog/blog/shouldnt-we-trust-google/

Micah Parsons, Packers defense dominate again as pass rusher calls for more snaps: 'Can't hold a dog back forever' https://www.nfl.com/news/micah-parsons-packers-defense-dominate-again-as-pass-rushe…

ICE killed a dog without cause or warrant.
"When you’ve pissed off #WeRateDogs so much they’re calling you “fucking losers” on Main you have absolutely lost all merit in the court of public opinion" - Maladroithe
Original post:

#berwickupontweed #northumberland

NYC uses the term "curb your dog" on a bunch of signs. The term has never made sense to me. Where did it come from and what is it supposed to mean now? Horses were the root?

While Govt workers have been laid off by the thousands, pals of Kristi Noem gettin' paid off... The opaque Delaware corp PR firm of her pals that put her on a pony to rant against "illegal immigrants" during the govt shutdown just made $220m tax dollars...
https://www.propubli…

So there's this wide swing, and there's a woman swinging with a child behind her. Okay, nothing surprising there. Then I came closer, and noticed she's holding tight a dog on her lap. I wasn't sure if it actually enjoyed the swing.

El Paso family claims Border Patrol killed their dog during search, CBP reviewing incident (David Ibave/KFOX-TV)
https://kfoxtv.com/newsletter-daily/el-paso-family-claims-border-patrol-killed-their-dog-during-search-cbp-reviewing-incident-texas-tx
http://www.memeorandum.com/250911/p171#a250911p171

🇺🇦 Auf radioeins läuft...
Fat Dog:
🎵 Peace Song
#NowPlaying #FatDog
https://fatdogfatdogfatdog.bandcamp.com/album/peace-song
https://open.spotify.com/track/2FPcTfECQrZviBAarAHv1f

Be careful out there... It's #Caturday

Please enjoy this random golden retriever dressed up as a chef that we saw tonight while trick-or-treating. #DogsOfMastodon

Samson watching the northern lights in Pennsylvania. #dogsofmastodon

whats ur favorite historical communist propaganda

Was Flash from "The Dukes of Hazzard" non-binary?
"Initially referred to as a boy, Flash is later regularly a girl (despite an occasional male reference afterwards)."
https://dukesofhazzard.fandom.com/wiki/Flash

Flash
Flash is a pet dog owned by Sheriff Rosco Coltrane. She is a slow-paced Basset Hound and Rosco's loyal companion, who hates Hogg but loves the Dukes. She first appeared in the first official third-season episode "Enos Strate to the Top" (the season opener "Carnival of Thrills" was held over from the previous season), although she was not formally "introduced" in that episode. Flash's favorite food is "doggie num-nums," a type of dog treat that Rosco feeds her. Flash, unfortunately, passed...

The dog slept in the crate last night and I recognized that as a sign that she is not feeling well.

Ex-NFL star QB Brady claims his dog is a clone https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/46848973/tom-brady-says-dog-clone-family-previous-pet

Despite his unassuming title of “deputy chief of staff,”
Stephen Miller is one of the most powerful men in America.
His boss, Donald Trump, is undisciplined and unfocused,
prone to launching major initiatives (mass deportation, D.C. crime crackdown)
before wandering off to get distracted by fripperies (redecorating the White House, micromanaging the Kennedy Center).
Miller, by contrast, is the always-on attack dog, single-mindedly scheming up new ways to trans…

It’s Stephen Miller’s Show Now
The most powerful guy in Trump’s ear has a plan for how to respond to the death of Charlie Kirk. You’re not going to like it.

so the toot! app has a button to scan somebody's profile and it tells you what animal (or plant??) they are so lmk if u wanna get scanned lmao

Q: "What is the burning question on the mind of every dyslexic
existentialist?"
A: "Is there a dog?"

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #DonLettsCultureClashRadio
Baxter Dury:
🎵 Alpha Dog
#BaxterDury
https://baxterdury.bandcamp.com/track/alpha-dog
https://open.spotify.com/track/4CG8nHro2yHULZmmiZwRgV

@… cerberus is a god dog

Remember the stray dog that we adopted a few weeks ago, after park rangers cared for her in a natural reserve but without them being able to find anyone who would claim her as a lost/runaway dog?
Today we took her to be spayed. It was a short surgery, as the vet quickly noticed that she was already spayed. Seems she's at least a year older than initially estimated – which means that it's likely that someone abandoned the poor thing in the reserve.
#dogsofmastodon

Guinness is over it #dogsofmastodon

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #AfternoonShow
George Clinton:
🎵 Atomic Dog
#GeorgeClinton
https://groovementinc.bandcamp.com/track/george-clinton-atomic-dog-unofficial-remix
https://open.spotify.com/track/4cgodXjv4TfrooNQxvlO4O
Please 🔁 BOOST to share what you like
- your followers don't see if you ⭐ favourite a post

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016)
A network of friendships among users on catster.com and dogster.com. Node represents a user, and edge exists if two users self-identify as friends on either website. The dogster/catster network also contains family links between dog and dog, cat and cat, as well as dog and cat.
This network has 623766 nodes and 15699276 edges.
Tags: Social, Online, Unweighted

Last Sunday, the three of us went for a small hike in a natural reserve and came across a black dog that seemed to still be a puppy. The park rangers we talked to asked us if we'd be willing to take her in, as packs of wild dogs tend to become an issue for the wildlife.
We slept on it for a night & decided to go for it. Since Monday, Ohana is a big sister for Nina. Both seem to be adapting well to their respective changes in life circumstances. Guess I'll have to make a website for Nina too 🥰

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #ChrisHawkins
Fat Dog:
🎵 Wither
#FatDog
https://fatdogfatdogfatdog.bandcamp.com/track/wither
https://open.spotify.com/track/1ZCDInnCGU2rRTfEhrJaSS

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #MorningShow
The Stooges:
🎵 I Wanna Be Your Dog
#TheStooges
https://filsdepull.bandcamp.com/track/the-stooges-i-wanna-be-your-dog-2
https://open.spotify.com/track/672N8DGGTOLCOgWe0koX5g

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #LaurenLaverne
The Black Dog:
🎵 Several Rituals I Can't Explain
#TheBlackDog

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #SonicReducer
Cosey Mueller:
🎵 Dog Salon
#CoseyMueller
https://coseymueller.bandcamp.com/track/dog-salon
https://open.spotify.com/track/7GuJsckMchpB0uyGkf6rY6

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016)
A network of friendships among users on catster.com and dogster.com. Node represents a user, and edge exists if two users self-identify as friends on either website. The dogster/catster network also contains family links between dog and dog, cat and cat, as well as dog and cat.
This network has 623766 nodes and 15699276 edges.
Tags: Social, Online, Unweighted

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #RileyAndCoe
Gwenifer Raymond:
🎵 Last Night I Heard The Dog Star Bark
#GweniferRaymond
https://gweniferraymond.bandcamp.com/track/cattywomp

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #SonicReducer
Jerks:
🎵 Get Your Woofing Dog Off Me
#Jerks
https://xylitolband.bandcamp.com/track/get-your-woofin-dog-off-me-the-jerks
https://open.spotify.com/track/3ceIzwX2OoCMrteduEXmsg

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music
Getdown Services:
🎵 Dog Dribble
#GetdownServices
https://getdownservices.bandcamp.com/track/dog-dribble-2
https://open.spotify.com/track/6skfouZ5bFFU3vxWaBla3B

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #Early
Temple of the Dog:
🎵 Hunger Strike
#TempleoftheDog
https://trxppyxtrxll.bandcamp.com/track/temple-of-the-dog-hunger-strike-trxppxd
https://open.spotify.com/track/0W7AbEauB7cP4pidLclApe

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016)
A network of friendships among users on catster.com and dogster.com. Node represents a user, and edge exists if two users self-identify as friends on either website. The dogster/catster network also contains family links between dog and dog, cat and cat, as well as dog and cat.
This network has 623766 nodes and 15699276 edges.
Tags: Social, Online, Unweighted

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #CraigCharles
George Clinton:
🎵 Atomic Dog
#GeorgeClinton
https://groovementinc.bandcamp.com/track/george-clinton-atomic-dog-unofficial-remix
https://open.spotify.com/track/4cgodXjv4TfrooNQxvlO4O

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #Vinelands
Strawberry Panic:
🎵 dog
#StrawberryPanic
https://strawberrypanic10000.bandcamp.com/track/dog
https://open.spotify.com/track/341SeS1jsdRjcLdprjXtwr