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Lawmakers announce dog lovers caucus in wake of Noem news | The Hill
https://thehill.com/homenews/house/4638846-lawmakers-announce-dog-lovers-caucus-in-wake-of-noem-news/

Lawmakers announce dog lovers caucus in wake of Noem news
Bipartisan lawmakers on Tuesday announced the start of a dog lovers’ caucus on Capitol Hill in the wake of a story about South Dakota Gov. Kristi Noem (R-S.D.) shooting and killing a family dog. “In light of recent events, we’re launching the Congressional Dog Lovers Caucus today!” Rep. Jared Moskowitz (D-Fla.) said in a post…

Bipartisan lawmakers on Tuesday announced the start of a
☀️dog lovers caucus ☀️on Capitol Hill
in the wake of a story about South Dakota Gov. Kristi Noem (R-S.D.)
shooting and killing a family dog.
“In light of recent events, we’re launching the Congressional Dog Lovers Caucus today!” Rep. Jared Moskowitz (D-Fla.) said in a post on the social platform X.
“This group dedicated to man’s best friend aims to foster bipartisan cooperation and will help put paws over…

Lawmakers announce dog lovers caucus in wake of Noem news
Bipartisan lawmakers on Tuesday announced the start of a dog lovers’ caucus on Capitol Hill in the wake of a story about South Dakota Gov. Kristi Noem (R-S.D.) shooting and killing a family dog. “In light of recent events, we’re launching the Congressional Dog Lovers Caucus today!” Rep. Jared Moskowitz (D-Fla.) said in a post…

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016)
A network of friendships among users on catster.com and dogster.com. Node represents a user, and edge exists if two users self-identify as friends on either website. The dogster/catster network also contains family links between dog and dog, cat and cat, as well as dog and cat.
This network has 623766 nodes and 15699276 edges.
Tags: Social, Online, Unweighted

@… Andway igpay atinlay? Yikes!

Youngkin mourns K-9 dog stabbed to death by 'barbaric' MS-13 gang members: 'Will be held accountable' (Fox News)
https://www.foxnews.com/politics/youngkin-mourns-dog-stabbed-ms-13-gang-members-held-accountable
http://www.memeorandum.com/240403/p76#a240403p76

🔊 Auf radioeins läuft...
Florence & The Machine:
🎵 Dog Days Are Over
#NowPlaying #Florence #TheMachine
https://open.spotify.com/track/4jZlBZzy3daI0U86m8cgJt
https://djjuliangil.bandcamp.com/track/florence-the-machine-dog-days-are-over-julian-gil-super-mash

#SilentSunday chill

Dog-killing Governor Begins Rehabilitation Tour With Hannity
https://washingtoncurrent.substack.com/p/dog-killing-governor-begins-rehabilitation

Dog-killing Governor Begins Rehabilitation Tour With Hannity
Noem murdered her puppy by gunshot Republican MAGA South Dakota Fox News Hannity cruelty Biden dog Commander

Kristi Noem's VP chances appear as dead as the dog she killed. There are other reasons too. (Politico)
https://www.politico.com/news/2024/05/02/kristi-noem-dog-trump-2024-00155856
http://www.memeorandum.com/240502/p66#a240502p66

SBU arrest man who allegedly spied on Ukrainian positions while walking dog: https://benborges.xyz/2024/05/04/sbu-arrest-man.html

@… blimey!

Charlie Brown and his new dog.

Dog caught the car. https://www.nytimes.com/2024/02/29/opinion/alabama-abortion-ivf.html?smid=nytcore-ios-share&referringSource=articleShare

Opinion | The I.V.F. Ruling by the Alabama Supreme Court Should Not Be a Surprise
Its decision that embryos are people offers a warning of the future toward which America may be heading.

Who needs a work horse if you can have a cute dog helping you on the job.
https://x.com/clownworld_/status/1786428353005924740?s=61

Clown World ™ 🤡 (@ClownWorld_) on X
Aww little guy is helping 😍

In the past: "the dog ate my homework!"
Today: "the #cloud ate my homework!"

Went to the woods yesterday. And after the days of rain we had both a very happy, but also a very muddy dog. She’s still not a fan of showers. 🐶😂

Some good safety advice for those planning to watch the eclipse on Monday.

I love when someone asks why I don't like something, I explain why, and they act like I just kicked their dog.

Just taken a dog sitting booking 14 months in advance… that's the way to do it!
So now bookings are filled for four months of 2025 already.
I'm going to take on less of it than this year though as I've really overdone it for 2024.
Maybe I should employ someone…

I don't know what got them to all sit next to each other, but I figured that I better take a picture while I can.

🔊 Auf radioeins läuft...
Florence & The Machine:
🎵 Dog Days Are Over
#NowPlaying #Florence #TheMachine
https://open.spotify.com/track/4jZlBZzy3daI0U86m8cgJt
https://djjuliangil.bandcamp.com/track/florence-the-machine-dog-days-are-over-julian-gil-super-mash

The Adventures of Power Dog in Dogland - Season 3 coming soon 🐶🚀🎉
Narrated stories for kids | Total listening time: 15h 38m
What would dogs do? Come visit Licktopolis and Question Mark Mountain, and stay for the jokes, mindfulness-based problem-solving techniques, and delicious Dogland bananas that open when you boop them with your nose.
These stories are co-...

The Adventures of Power Dog in Dogland - Season 3 coming soon 🐶🚀🎉
Narrated stories for kids | Total listening time: 15h 38m What would dogs do? Come visit Licktopolis and Question Mark Mountain, and stay for the jokes, mindfulness-based problem-solving techniques, and delicious Dogland bananas that open when you boop them with your nose. These stories are co-written by a mom & kid team who love to ask themselves "What would dogs do?" 2 seasons, 36 episodes as of Apr 23, 2023.

#SilentSunday chill

Jasper, our neighbour's cat who is allowed outside, came by to say good morning to our pack. Casper and Harley are always interested in hearing what he has to say.
#CatsOfMastadon #DogsOfMastadon #Neighbours

Tyreek Hill’s lawyer denies allegations Dolphins receiver fractured model’s leg in football drill https://theathletic.com/5310509/2024/03/01/tyreek-hill-lawsuit-instagram-model-dog/

Tyreek Hill’s lawyer denies allegations Dolphins receiver fractured model’s leg in football drill
Hill's lawyer said the model broke her leg while falling over a dog that disrupted the football drill the two were playing in.

🔊 #NowPlaying on #BBCRadio3:
#DramaOn3
- Dog in the Manger
Lope de Vega's Spanish Golden Age comedy, starring Olivia Poulet and Joe Thomas. A tale of love, desire, envy, class and downright nonsense in a new version by David Johnston.
Relisten now 👇
https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m001wrqc

After an interminable absence, baseball is back. First home #Stripers game of the season! Hot dog acquired.
#MiLB
#baseball

Two of the best films I’ve seen of Jaclyn Jose in a leading role, one dramatic, the other comedic.
#RestInPeace #GoneTooSoon #JaclynJose

Dog 911
#Dogs #Doggos

EL stiller forslag om at gŸre det væsentligt billigere at tage toget rundt i Europa.
Fosgerau udtaler samtidig at det er dyrt at lave bedre tog-infrastruktur, men man kunne starte med at skabe fælles betingelser.
Det er åbenlyst skævvridende, at fly er momsfritaget og får tilskud til brændstof.

Togpriser er blevet "galskab", mener Enhedslisten, som foreslår gennemgribende ændringer
Fremover skal kupeen være mere attraktiv end kabinen, mener Enhedslisten, der vil løfte togtrafikken i Europa. Forsker tvivler dog på gevinsten.

Took the doggo to the off leash area and he's now very very tired #dogsofmastodon #Westcrest #westSeattle

@… I feel a palpable urge to pet and stroke your penis. I’m sure you’re familiar with the feeling, you lucky dog!

RE: https://cybercuties.net/users/resp91/statuses/112367445042996743

Oh hello, apparently that fucking robot police dog is in Assembly Square. https://www.facebook.com/share/r/PQAdWSGs7TXfSeXP/?mibextid=Rz46X9

"Sick and twisted" makes her the ideal running mate for Trump, I would have thought. Two of a kind.
Conservatives condemn Trump VP hopeful's ‘twisted’ admission of killing dog https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/a

Noem book dogged by new claims of inaccuracies (Ryan Lizza/Politico)
https://www.politico.com/news/2024/05/03/kristi-noem-book-excerpt-nikki-haley-dog-00155925
http://www.memeorandum.com/240503/p45#a240503p45

I think this is the cat version of the “no take, only throw” dog comic. https://tech.lgbt/@ShadowJonathan/112371090546258799

Jo :v_enby: :blobhaj_default:​ :neocat: (@ShadowJonathan@tech.lgbt)
Attached: 1 image :neocat_scream:

Dramatiske afslŸringer i OLFI om fejl på den danske fregat, som fŸrte til at luftforsvarsmissilerne ikke virkede under et droneengagement i Det RŸde Hav i marts. En stor del af granaterne til dækskanonen virkede heller ikke efter hensigten, men dog nok til at nedkæmpe truslen.
Der er formentlig betalingsmur på linket, men artiklen er for vigtig til ikke at dele. Den er skrevet af @…

OLFI - Fregat blev sendt ind i fjendtligt område med fejlramt radar og defekt ammunition
Man kan nærmest fornemme den anspændte stemning i operationsrummet og forstå vreden i skibsledelsen, når man læser teksten. Dokumentet er et ”NATO RESTRICTED”

It is so windy.
(HOW WINDY IS IT?)
It's so windy, my husband just watched a dog poo blow across the back yard, end over end.
A tumbleturd, if you will.
#HeFeltTheNeedToShare

That's the dog I gave the meatballs to!

yes, a half-abandoned Mastodon branch with the revenue of a hot dog stand but the debt of a small country is definitely worth $6 billion

Oh man, i hate installing solar on farm houses.
They are old, steep AF, slippery and today with the liquid sunshine it felt like an ice rink.
And the douche of the company brought only one charger for 6 Makkita power tool batteries 🙄idiot!
Now i feel a little bit exhausted.
Time for the night walk and chillaxing with the dog.

Now that flame-throwing robot dogs are legal (in 48 states), can we form leagues for team competitions, and what’s your best name for a team?
https://www.wired.com/story/thermonator-flame-thrower-robot-dog/

Somehow This $10,000 Flame-Thrower Robot Dog Is Completely Legal in 48 States
Meet Thermonator. It blasts fire up to 30 feet and has Bluetooth.

This is what a dog on the drug/treat known as Nubz looks like. Don't let your dog do Nubz. #dogsofmastodon

@… I feel a palpable urge to pet and stroke your penis. I’m sure you’re familiar with the feeling, you lucky dog!

RE: https://cybercuties.net/users/resp91/statuses/112367445042996743

Writing a song that namechecks your ex's favorite bar to ensure that he'll never be able to go there again is next level petty. I love it.
https://www.billboard.com/music/music-news/taylor-swift-the-black-dog-pu…

The many genres of beligerant Chicago ketchup-haters all just perked up their ears in unison.
#chicago
https://bertshouse.social/@ChicagoNewsBot/112182009779363494

I tried to get #copilot to draw a picture "Draw me a Disney Pixar style movie poster about the friendship between a dog and a cat, titled 34".
I had to adjust the prompt so it doesn't get blocked, but the results still seem to judge me.
#aigenerated

After an interminable absence, baseball is back. First home #Stripers game of the season! Hot dog acquired.
#MiLB
#baseball

I’m being pursued all over the house by a dog who wants more avocado.
Send help. And more avocados.

Got legal and medical advice this week which confirmed that C and I have the all clear to start trying for a baby. We each have 2 at present and a dog, and we’re up for the challenge. She’s having the coil out in just over a week.

I’M NOT CRYING! YOU’RE CRYING! 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 https://mastodon.world/@BrianJopek/112185763599193095

Brian Jopek (@BrianJopek@mastodon.world)
Attached: 1 image Elsewhere on social media. “Yesterday I adopted the oldest, sickest and sorest shelter dog. I'll never forget his eyes. When I went into the cage he didn't even bother to look. The volunteer asked me many times ‘Are you sure this one?’ YES! This is my dog. He opened the cage and I ran towards him. He looked at me as if he saw an angel. I hugged him and told him that now he'll be happy again. Then he sleeps in my lap, probably the first peaceful sleep he ever had. Fro…

#WhatCouldPossiblyGoWrong https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2024/04/you-can-now-buy-a-flame-throwing-robot-dog-for-under-10000<…

You can now buy a flame-throwing robot dog for under $10,000
Thermonator, the first "flamethrower-wielding robot dog," is completely legal in 48 US states.

Mitt Romney this week: that dog deserved better.

Lawmakers announce dog lovers caucus in wake of Noem news (Tara Suter/The Hill)
https://thehill.com/homenews/house/4638846-lawmakers-announce-dog-lovers-caucus-in-wake-of-noem-news/
http://www.memeorandum.com/240502/p52#a240502p52

EL stiller forslag om at gŸre det væsentligt billigere at tage toget rundt i Europa.
Fosgerau udtaler samtidig at det er dyrt at lave bedre tog-infrastruktur, men man kunne starte med at skabe fælles betingelser.
Det er åbenlyst skævvridende, at fly er momsfritaget og får tilskud til brændstof.

Togpriser er blevet "galskab", mener Enhedslisten, som foreslår gennemgribende ændringer
Fremover skal kupeen være mere attraktiv end kabinen, mener Enhedslisten, der vil løfte togtrafikken i Europa. Forsker tvivler dog på gevinsten.

The art and collection of beloved New York artist #JasonPolan is now at auction via Wright auction house. https://www.wright20.com/auctions/2024/05/

Aww, a puppy dog!
🦴 🐕
#DrawTogether #SmallWeb

@… I had to look up The Lottery, Cold Equations and The Lady or the Tiger for this thread. Well worth it. Thank you.

RE: https://sfba.social/users/bitterkarella/statuses/112027774390146772

Trump VP contender writes of killing dog – and goat – in new book
Noem says, Cricket was “the picture of pure joy”.
“I hated that dog,” Noem writes, adding that Cricket had proved herself “untrainable”, “dangerous to anyone she came in contact with” and “less than worthless … as a hunting dog”.
“At that moment,” Noem says, “I realised I had to put her down.”
Noem, who also represented her state in Congress for eight years, got her gun, then led Cricket to a gravel pit.…

Someone asked me if I was free on 15 June the other day, so I looked in my calendar and it said "King's birthday" and I was like, "who is King? Is that a dog? Do I know a dog called King?"
Oh, no, it's the actual King of England.
You are such a Royalist, Ian Google.

TSA bomb-sniffing dog gets a retirement party
https://qz.com/tsa-bomb-sniffing-dog-retirement-party-1851433791

A TSA bomb-sniffing dog retired and he was a good dog — so they threw him a retirement party
The 8-year-old golden retriever named Messi worked for almost a decade

My Dog Shits Cash - complete series 🐕💰💰
Narrated comedy series | Total listening time: 4h 31m
Nathan Alabaster’s life has gone to hell but luckily his childhood dog has just moved in. She’s amazing. She shits cash. Sweet like a Pixar movie but riotous and absurd. For fans of The Mighty Boosh, Wes Anderson movies, Adventure Time, and a...

My Dog Shits Cash - complete series 🐕💰💰
Narrated comedy series | Total listening time: 4h 31m Nathan Alabaster’s life has gone to hell but luckily his childhood dog has just moved in. She’s amazing. She shits cash. Sweet like a Pixar movie but riotous and absurd. For fans of The Mighty Boosh, Wes Anderson movies, Adventure Time, and a little bit of Bojack Horseman. 1 seasons, 8 episodes as of Dec 01, 2023.

@… information pollution came home to me yesterday in a simple DuckDuckGo search on the name of a local hospital ward. Although the official web pages received priority, a scan of the search results revealed a distressing number of poor quality clones that were evidently produced using machine translation to obscure the plagiarism. They …

🔊 Auf radioeins läuft...
Fat Dog:
🎵 All The Same
#NowPlaying #FatDog
https://open.spotify.com/track/6gRfg5GBGJukXcYWm9Wpwl
https://fatdogfatdogfatdog.bandcamp.com/album/all-the-same

yes, a half-abandoned Mastodon branch with the revenue of a hot dog stand but the debt of a small country is definitely worth $6 billion

Chopping down a cherry tree. Shotgunning a dog. Nobody's perfect.

Writing a song that namechecks your ex's favorite bar to ensure that he'll never be able to go there again is next level petty. I love it.
https://www.billboard.com/music/music-news/taylor-swift-the-black-dog-pu…

'Team Trump approved': National Republican Committee now fundraising on dog-killing book - Raw Story
https://www.rawstory.com/kristi-noem-dog-2667896980/

'Team Trump approved': National Republican Committee now fundraising on dog-killing book
Republicans’ newest cash-grab effort involves a Donald Trump running mate hopeful and her tale of shooting dead the family dog. The National Republican Congressional Committee Friday sent out an email alert hawking signed copies of South Dakota Gov. Kristi Noem’s forthcoming memoir, “No Going Back: ...

If Kristi Noem kills a dog because she can’t handle it, what do you think she will do to you for not behaving like a good boy?
Fuck her, dumb cunt.

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016)
A network of friendships among users on catster.com and dogster.com. Node represents a user, and edge exists if two users self-identify as friends on either website. The dogster/catster network also contains family links between dog and dog, cat and cat, as well as dog and cat.
This network has 623766 nodes and 15699276 edges.
Tags: Social, Online, Unweighted

'I Didn't Shoot My Dog': Mitt Romney Resents Being Compared To Kristi Noem (Igor Bobic/HuffPost)
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/kristi-noem-dog-mitt-romney_n_66316f70e4b0849b2edd5cd4
http://www.memeorandum.com/240430/p87#a240430p87

Rock Lobster / B-52s
Custard Pie / Led Zeppelin
Tangerine / Led Zeppelin
Hot Dog / Led Zeppelin
Candy / Iggy Pop
Cherry Pie / Warrant
Big Cheese / Nirvana
#JukeboxFridayNight #EatDrinkBeMerry

The art and collection of beloved New York artist #JasonPolan is now at auction via Wright auction house. https://www.wright20.com/auctions/2024/05/

Reminder that “paid outside agitators” is code for “Soros is paying them” which is an antisemitic dog whistle.
Weirdly enough you never see mugshots of these mysterious outside agitators, and there’s never any court proceedings. These agitators who are definitely totally real just disappear stealthily into the night every time.

Trump VP hopeful Kristi Noem is very proud of that time she murdered her dog
https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2024/4/26/2237432/-Trump-VP-hopeful-Kristi-Noem-is-very-proud-of-that-time-she-murdered-he…

Trump VP hopeful Kristi Noem is very proud of that time she murdered her dog
If you’re a vice presidential hopeful trying to catch Donald Trump’s eye, there are worse ways to do�it than bragging about killing your dog for doing ordinary dog things. Kristi Noem, who’s ...

Old girl Marge excited for her walk this morning. She quickly slowed down once we were on our way though, and only managed one circuit of the park. I feel like soon even the walk to the park will be enough.
Then she'll see another dog or a person she knows and she'll be like a puppy again.
https://www.youtube.com/wa…

If a fancy person with a fancy dog meets a fancier person with a fancier dog, who smells whose butt?

Y'know, when you don't train them properly and then you defend shooting them...says a lot about her.
Kristi Noem Defends Killing Her 14-Month-Old Dog and a Goat - The New York Times
https://www.nytimes.com/2024/04/26/us/politics/kristi-noe…

Kristi Noem Defends Killing Her 14-Month-Old Dog and a Goat
In a forthcoming book, the South Dakota governor, seen as a potential vice-presidential pick, tells of shooting her hunting dog. And a goat.

Kristi Noem's story of killing her dog points to class two misdemeanor (The Guardian)
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/apr/29/kristi-noem-misdemeanour-shooting-dog
http://www.memeorandum.com/240429/p60#a240429p60

@… the Current Affairs TV show,I assume. Here in the UK we’re used to seeing shows cut for an ad-supported market such as US. When shown without ads on BBC they tend to run about 43 minutes. Presumably they are expanded to fit a 60-minute slot by inserting ads.

Not a dog whisperer, but German Shepherds are herding dogs and in the controlled chaos of the White House, with all that's going on, and the fact that some of them are def not fond of #Biden to begin with - perfect storm.
Biden dog Commander bit Secret Service personnel at least 24 times, documents show | The Hill

Biden dog Commander bit Secret Service personnel at least 24 times, documents show
President Biden’s dog, Commander, bit Secret Service personnel at least 24 times before he was removed from the White House, new documents reportedly show. According to hundreds of pages of newly released documents — obtained via a Freedom of Information Act (FOIA) request by researcher John Greenewald — Commander was involved in at least two…

Kristi Noem defends dog slaying as 'responsible' (Kelly Garrity/Politico)
https://www.politico.com/news/2024/04/28/kristi-noem-defends-dog-slaying-00154842
http://www.memeorandum.com/240428/p14#a240428p14

@… Same for TV and film franchises that have a history of tackling social justice themes. Star Trek and Doctor Who immediately come to mind.

RE: https://neovibe.app/users/mikey/statuses/112010291712503179

The spider will never know what hit it...
You can now buy a flame-throwing robot dog for under $10,000 | Ars Technica
https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2024/04/you-can-now-buy-a-flame-throwing-robot-dog-for-under-10000/

You can now buy a flame-throwing robot dog for under $10,000
Thermonator, the first "flamethrower-wielding robot dog," is completely legal in 48 US states.

@… this amount of hotness is almost exhausting. But please, I beg you, don’t stop.

'Where's Cricket?' Don't Ask. Kristi Noem Defends Killing Her Dog. (Anjali Huynh/New York Times)
https://www.nytimes.com/2024/04/26/us/politics/kristi-noem-dog-killing.html
http://www.memeorandum.com/240426/p59#a240426p59

The Billionaire Bully Who Wants To Turn Texas Into a Christian Theocracy | Portside
https://portside.org/2024-02-19/billionaire-bully-who-wants-turn-texas-christian-theocracy

The Billionaire Bully Who Wants To Turn Texas Into a Christian Theocracy
Tim Dunn was fascinated by bees. When he was a teenager, he spent hours studying a colony near his home, learning how it functioned. Each bee knew its role and embraced its work. Scouts found pollen. Guards prevented unwelcome outsiders from entering the hive. He even discovered that the larger drones didn’t sting, creating an opportunity for amusement. “I’d tie a piece of thread on them and walk them like a dog,” he said in a folksy West Texas accent.

'Where's Cricket?' Don't Ask. Kristi Noem Defends Killing Her Dog. (Anjali Huynh/New York Times)
https://www.nytimes.com/2024/04/26/us/politics/kristi-noem-dog-killing.html
http://www.memeorandum.com/240426/p59#a240426p59

@… I had to look at my avatar picture to remind myself what I’m using lately. Turns out to be one of the standard avatars from Fallen London,an online text adventure that I’ve occasionally played since 2010 or so. First game I ever played that ignored binary gender and heteronormative assumptions. Steampunk set in an Victorian London that …

@… I have done so occasionally. Nowadays I’m more likely to use a mobile notes app. My working notes are then easier to upload to a source code manager as files, or even transcribe t block comments in the relevant source code.

Trump Allies Hope Kristi Noem's Puppy Killing Also Kills Her VP Chances (Rolling Stone)
https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-features/trump-allies-kristi-noem-dog-killing-vp-bid-1235011996/
http://www.memeorandum.com/240429/p65#a240429p65

Trump Allies Hope Kristi Noem's Puppy Killing Also Kills Her VP Chances (Rolling Stone)
https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-features/trump-allies-kristi-noem-dog-killing-vp-bid-1235011996/
http://www.memeorandum.com/240429/p65#a240429p65

Trump VP contender Kristi Noem writes of killing dog - and goat - in new book (Martin Pengelly/The Guardian)
https://www.theguardian.com/books/2024/apr/26/trump-kristi-noem-shot-dog-and-goat-book
http://www.memeorandum.com/240426/p7#a240426p7

@… it’s almost like a reference to Douglas Adams’ phrase “Mostly Harmless” (Ford Prefect’s amended Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy entry for planet Earth.) But I do think it suits your hotter posts. “Mostly Penis.” May you always know where your towel is.

@… looks more like a choice of James Bond or Dracula, from here.

RE: https://mstdn.social/users/ElleGray/statuses/111984306525892664