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@jtk@infosec.exchange
2026-03-02 16:04:00

Monday jam: Hound Dog Taylor | Rock Me | #blues

@radioeinsmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-04-03 08:09:25

🇺🇦 Auf radioeins läuft...
Arlo Parks:
🎵 Black Dog
#NowPlaying #ArloParks
denseboy.bandcamp.com/track/bl
open.spotify.com/track/1NGPZKz

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-05-02 20:47:34

Do you think puppygirls do this when you turn on the garden hose?

Point of view of someone holding a water hose sprayer and cutting it on. Immediately after it's cut on you see a dog running and jumping back and forth to chomp on the water.
@khalidabuhakmeh@mastodon.social
2026-03-02 02:34:02

Filled my gas tank on the dog's car today, and as the sun shined down, I took the moment in. It could be the last time filling the vehicle will be possible after this week.

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-02-03 07:20:10

Dog lovers... prepare yourselves.
▶️ Try Not To Cry: Rescuing Shelter Dogs! (ft. Joey Graceffa)
#react

@UP8@mastodon.social
2026-04-01 23:42:05

If you've followed me for a while you know I try to pounce when snowflakes are falling as they were for No Kings last Saturday
#photo #photography #winter

Big crowd fills the intersection of two major roads with the first 2-3 floors of slightly higher commercial buildings in the background.  in the foreground find a man walking a dog and lots of people in puffer coats and further behind signs that say NO in red and green on black
@kurt@nelson.fun
2026-04-02 08:42:55

That was a big one. My dog woke me up about 15 seconds before.

@StumpyTheMutt@social.linux.pizza
2026-04-03 06:01:03

Doggo understands what I should be doing right now. #dogs #dogsofmastodon

A white poodle dog sound asleep in his bed. All that is visible is the left side of his head and his left front paw poking out from under a fleece blanket. Just visible is the tip of his tongue, which pokes out of his mouth because he has no teeth.
@henrikmillinge@fikaverse.club
2026-04-02 14:54:48

RE: flipboard.social/@newsguyusa/1
Macron siger det som det er. Sandsynligheden for at det bliver forstået i den anden ende er dog nok minimal.

@joe@toot.works
2026-02-28 14:30:12

The dog has asked to go outside 4 times so far, this morning. She has peed exactly zero times.

@gray17@mastodon.social
2026-03-29 00:07:21

#NoKings in Portland

Photo of a dog with a sign that says "Balls! Not Ball Rooms" and two bright yellow tennis balls drawn on the sign. The dog is a Labrador retriever that looks black, but the color is a trick of the light. Black labs actually have iridescent fur that glows pink when wet, as can be seen here in the pink stripe where a splash of water has looped around the dog's neck
@BBC6MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-02-03 05:53:57

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #ChrisHawkins
Snooper:
🎵 Guard Dog
#Snooper
snooper7.bandcamp.com/track/gu
open.spotify.com/track/5EjP5cq

@radioeinsmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-03-01 10:37:33

🇺🇦 Auf radioeins läuft...
Slaughter Beach, Dog:
🎵 Heart Attack
#NowPlaying #SlaughterBeach #Dog
slaughterbeach.bandcamp.com/tr
open.spotify.com/track/0EGDa6a

@hex@kolektiva.social
2026-02-22 22:28:13

So this is what that LLM is supposed to do...
$ echo "The quikc brown fox jumps over the lazey dog, but then the dog quickly retaliates and chase the fox back into the woods." | ollama run gnokit/improve-grammar
> The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog, but then the dog quickly retaliates and chases the fox back into the woods.

@edintone@mastodon.green
2026-03-23 07:56:06

Wag-atha Christie Dog May Have Resolved Victorian Murder Digging Up Poison Bottle From 160 Years Ago goodnewsnetwork.org/wag-atha-c

@bobmueller@mastodon.world
2026-03-30 22:00:09

Unfortunately, neither the accusations nor the idea that he's doing so well in his campaign surprise me at all. This is Louisiana, after all.
propublica.org/article/hugo-ho

@cowboys@darktundra.xyz
2026-04-29 13:16:37

Got that dog in 'em? Cowboys look to build defensive roster of bullies cowboyswire.usatoday.com/story

@brian_gettler@mas.to
2026-03-31 10:33:01

The train smells like a
Wet dog this morning. We could
Use wind and blue sky.
#haiku

@mia@hcommons.social
2026-02-28 10:47:03

Did parkrun in the drizzle and now I get to cosy up at home in the warm and dry for a few hours with nothing more demanding than coffee, the newspaper and a sleepy dog

@poppastring@dotnet.social
2026-02-26 05:16:00

Poisoning AI training data is, unfortunately, really not that hard.
schneier.com/blog/archives/202

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-04-19 04:54:05

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #SonicReducer
Distest:
🎵 Dog Eat Dog World
#Distest
distest.bandcamp.com/track/dog
open.spotify.com/track/40ddglC

@UP8@mastodon.social
2026-02-26 19:21:18

💡 Our brains may learn more from rare events than from repetition
#brain

@jensilber@mastodon.social
2026-04-17 19:34:21

The dog and I are looking forward to it! (She doesn't really know that yet.) alxnow.com/2026/04/17/alx-dog-

@markhburton@mstdn.social
2026-03-11 09:13:28

That's handy, a list of trails to avoid.
Welsh locations named some of the best dog friendly running trails in the UK
nation.cymru/culture/welsh-loc

@leftsidestory@mstdn.social
2026-02-25 00:30:00

Urban Demons VI 👻
城市鬼魂 VI 👻
📷 Nikon F4E
🎞️ ERA 100, expired 1993
If you like my work, buy me a coffee from PayPal #filmphotography

ERA 100 (FF)

Image 3 – English Alt Text
A black‑and‑white photo of a dog lying on a tiled pavement. The dog rests on its side, facing to the right. The ground is made of large square tiles arranged in a grid pattern. The scene feels quiet and still, with soft shadows adding a calm atmosphere.
Image 3 – 中文替代文字
一张黑白照片,一只狗躺在铺有方形地砖的地面上,身体侧卧,面向右方。地砖呈规则的网格排列。画面安静,柔和的阴影营造出平静的氛围。
ERA 100 (FF)

Image 2 – English Alt Text
A black‑and‑white photograph showing two traditional East Asian buildings with upturned eaves. The building on the right is closer, revealing intricate roof decorations and railings. The building on the left appears farther away and is silhouetted against a bright sky. The strong contrast emphasizes the layered roofs and elegant architectural lines.
Image 2 – 中文替代文字
一张黑白照片,画面中有两座带飞檐的传统东亚建筑。右侧建筑较近,可看到精细的屋顶装饰和栏杆。左侧建筑较远,在明亮的天空前呈现剪影效果。强烈的明暗对比突出屋檐的层次与优美的线条。
ERA 100 (FF)

Image 4 – English Alt Text
A black‑and‑white photograph of a traditional Chinese gate or tower with a multi‑tiered roof and upturned eaves. The structure stands on a brick base with a railing along the top. The building is silhouetted against a bright sky, highlighting the roof’s layered curves. A sign with Chinese characters is visible on the brick wall.
Image 4 – 中文替代文字
一张黑白照片,呈现一座传统中国式城门或楼阁,屋顶多层叠起并带有飞檐。建筑立于砖石基座上,顶部有栏杆。建筑在明亮天空前形成剪影,屋檐的层次清晰可见。砖墙上可见一块写有中文的牌匾。
ERA 100 (FF)

Image 1 – English Alt Text
A black‑and‑white photo of the upper part of a traditional East Asian building. The roof has ornate tiles and decorative ridge details. Below the roofline, a modern air‑conditioning unit and a satellite dish are mounted on the wall, creating a contrast between old architecture and contemporary technology. The lighting is soft, and the textures of the tiles and wall are clearly visible.
Image 1 – 中文替代文字
一张黑白照片,呈现一座传统东亚建筑的上半部分。屋顶铺有精致的瓦片和装饰性的屋脊。屋檐下安装着现代的空调机…
@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social
2026-03-29 01:30:32

A Boy And His Dog
#SciFiDogsOrCats #HashTagGames #theywriteThemselves

@cheryanne@aus.social
2026-02-14 23:50:09

This Dog Podcast Could Have Been An Email
Join Melanie Newman, Jacqie Giggins, Zach Douglas and Macie Pisa for a monthly, entertaining take on life in the dog grooming world...
Great Australian Pods Podcast Directory: greataustralianpods.com/this-d

This Dog Podcast Could Have Been An Email
Screenshot of the podcast listing on the Great Australian Pods website
@david@boles.xyz
2026-02-23 16:49:06

The Westborough Crusaders: The Trilogy That Took Forty-Four Years to Earn Its Novels
Some work waits for you. Not patiently. Not the way a dog waits by the door, loyal and uncomplicated. It waits the way a diagnosis waits in a family's bloodline, silently present, expressing itself in symptoms you do not recognize until you are old enough to understand what your body has been trying to tell you. In 1982, I was sixteen years old…

Tillis to Noem:
"A 14 month old dog is basically a teenager in dog years.
You decided to kill that dog because you hadn't invested the appropriate training,
then you have the audacity to write a book & say it's a leadership lesson! ...
Those are bad decisions not unlike what happened in Minneapolis"

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-30 02:10:59

Boxes filled with packing peanuts were like mimics for cats.

Old flash photo of a cat, covered in styrofoam peanuts, trying to shake them off but failing to because of all the static electricity on its fur. A dog nearby watches in amusement.
@ckent@urbanists.social
2026-02-28 04:40:23

This is your regular reminder that the "Utopia" ABC TV show is fiction.
It's time for Working Dog to come to terms with the myths that their script helps spread. The old reports did NOT show the VFT and HSR were unfeasible. Read the reports, like this guy youtube.com/clip/UgkxTG1NO5gU…

@TFG@social.linux.pizza
2026-02-20 15:58:29

Ich glaub der Frühling steht vor der Tür.
Spring is coming.
#hunde #dogs #dogsofmastodon

A beige dog lying on a small rug. Next to it is a very large pile of dog hair and a dog brush.
@BBC3MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-02-26 22:36:50

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on BBCRadio3's #NightTracks
The Black Dog:
🎵 Chesh
#TheBlackDog
open.spotify.com/track/4KM1dVD

@a@paperbay.org
2026-03-01 09:47:24

Paris style, 2026
#dog #photography #paris #photography

Paris style, 2026
@PwnieFan@infosec.exchange
2026-03-29 18:25:47

Every protest has a fun, expected interaction with someone else. At this protest, it was meeting an adorable therapy dog escorted by the man carrying this sign. #nokings

“I heart puppies and immigrant families”
@scottmiller42@mstdn.social
2026-04-29 03:03:24

RE: spacey.space/@isaackuo/1164854
About 20 years ago, I made a quip to a pollster that I'd vote for a wet, dripping, paper sack full of dog feces before I'd vote for Candidate X.
At some later point, I became aware of the Da…

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-02-25 21:41:09

#ACAB, combined with #FuckICE. investigativepost.org/2026/02/

Shah Alam had been in the Erie County Holding Center since February 2025 after being arrested by Buffalo police. On February 15 last year, he had been out for a walk in his neighborhood and had been using a curtain rod he purchased as a walking stick.

Nearly blind and with no ability to speak English, Shah Alam got lost and ended up on the porch of a woman’s home as she was letting her dog out, according to Macaluso. Shah Alam is completely blind in one eye and can only see with blurry visio…
@joe@toot.works
2026-03-30 23:30:38

is walking the dog while listening to a podcast about how books are created.

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-04-30 00:41:40

30sec of Triumph the Insult Comic Dog pooping all over the GOP's biggest losers at the White House Correspondents Dinner.
Full video in link below:
▶️ Triumph Roasts RFK Jr., Hegseth, and Karoline Leavitt at the WHCD | The Daily Show
youtube.com/watch?v=7ps7sBAHKN

@Dragofix@veganism.social
2026-04-28 02:37:58

As Walk for Peace begins in Sri Lanka, activists call for animal rights news.mongabay.com/2026/04/as-w

@azonenberg@ioc.exchange
2026-04-25 18:47:43

Ooh pet care. This is a funny looking mobile dog groomer though...

Carpet cleaning van that says "carpet care" on the side but with the door open it just days "pet care"
@netzschleuder@social.skewed.de
2026-02-09 15:00:12

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016)
A network of friendships among users on catster.com and dogster.com. Node represents a user, and edge exists if two users self-identify as friends on either website. The dogster/catster network also contains family links between dog and dog, cat and cat, as well as dog and cat.
This network has 623766 nodes and 15699276 edges.
Tags: Social, Online, Unweighted

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016). 623766 nodes, 15699276 edges. https://networks.skewed.de/net/petster
@jonpainterphoto@lawfedi.blue
2026-04-26 17:27:08

Waffles picked up his first Rally Novice qualifying score this morning!
#dogs #dogsofmastodon

A black dog is wearing a yellow 3rd place ribbon. To the left is the dog’s person, to the right, the judge.
@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2026-04-23 12:11:11

Ranking must-see TV moments in NFL Draft history, from Manning trade to Belichick's dog nytimes.com/athletic/7215998/2

@bici@mastodon.social
2026-02-18 17:43:42

Hey dude , don't forget that I don't want any mustard on my hot dog, and I want it on a sourdough bun!
#HotDog #cycling #bici

Hot Dog on a bike
@jamie@boothcomputing.social
2026-04-21 22:08:28

It's #rehab day at the Stripers Game. Both Seam Murphy (C) and Spencer Strider (P) are rehabbing with them tonight.
Hot dog acquired.
#baseball
#milb

picture of a baseball diamond from the first base side.  a hot dog is in the foreground.
@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io
2026-03-22 16:06:15

If you have a pet and a carpet or rugs you should have a metal carpet rake for pet hair.
I just removed what seems to be an entire dog from our living room rug.

@inthehands@hachyderm.io
2026-02-11 22:33:05

The original is of course a Far Side classic, number 8 on this page:
screenrant.com/funniest-far-si

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-01 11:33:26

RE: infosec.exchange/@catsalad/116
This was an April Fool's joke, btw. I'm not actually a dog wearing a cat mask... I'm a cat wearing a cat mask.

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-03-28 19:43:50

Protest chicken (inflatable), protest puppies (actual) all saying #NoKings.
#NoKings3 #Indivisible #50501movement

inflatable chicken costume worn by a man marching in the No Kings 3 protest with others in front of a blue sky
black dog at the No Kings 3 protest
golden wiener dog at the No Kings 3 protest
white dog at the No Kings 3 protest
@cheryanne@aus.social
2026-03-21 23:50:51

Every Womyn & Her Dog
This is a raw and embodied conversation space where modern women explore identity, leadership, relationships, motherhood, business, burnout, and the ongoing becoming of who they truly are...
Great Australian Pods Podcast Directory: greataustralianpods.com/every-

Every Womyn & Her Dog
Screenshot of the podcast listing on the Great Australian Pods website
@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-04-16 10:47:27

Did I share this cult already?
#dog #shitposting

@memeorandum@universeodon.com
2026-03-24 12:25:50

He Compared a Black Child to a Dog and Withheld Evidence in Death Row Cases. Now He's Running for Judge. (Richard A. Webster/ProPublica)
propublica.org/article/hugo-ho
memeorandum.com/260324/p28#a26

@hynek@mastodon.social
2026-02-12 12:01:19

I’m at a spa trying to get my shit together in a 90ºC (~194ºF) sauna after my 2025 was beautiful madness but madness no less.
I’ve finally started to write a new newsletter & if you wanna know more about the madness or what’s coming up or a cute dog photo, sign up at buttondown.com/hynek

@sakhavi@aoir.social
2026-03-27 01:26:19

Temporary dog parents: Live long and foster.
Glowy stuff: Live long and phosphoresce.
Residents of Istanbul: Live long and Bosporus.
#hashtaggames
#livelongandanything

@chrislowles@mastodon.social
2026-02-26 05:14:03

smiling friends is kil
ripperoni

dog with a cig
@radioeinsmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-03-27 12:55:42

🇺🇦 Auf radioeins läuft...
Temple Of The Dog:
🎵 Hunger Strike
#NowPlaying #TempleOfTheDog
trxppyxtrxll.bandcamp.com/trac
open.spotify.com/track/0W7AbEa

@vague@social.linux.pizza
2026-02-18 22:47:44
Content warning: Warning for dog

I look ruff as a dog 😆

Me as a tan and white mutt with ruffled fur on top and a slight smirk
@servelan@newsie.social
2026-03-23 06:35:15

Trump's European allies are abandoning ship: 'We cannot be the lap dog of America first' - Raw Story
rawstory.com/trump-european-al

@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2026-03-23 03:20:17

I wonder if the folks who are like "Hey look! I built an app with AI!" understand what supporting an application and supporting customers/users of an application is like.
I fear it's similar people who adopt a cute puppy and then later it sinks in that they'll need to care for a dog over its entire lifetime.
Of course some people just give up on their adopted puppy and surrender them. How many applications will be abandon-ware within a year or two?

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-04-28 19:50:52

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #MiddayShow
Dr. Dog:
🎵 Both Sides of the Line
#DrDog
drdog4.bandcamp.com/track/both
open.spotify.com/track/0dXcFsH

@teledyn@mstdn.ca
2026-02-28 01:43:42

If Canada truly wants to safeguard LLMs, it is really very easy: hold the owners responsible for their dog and make them liable for whom ever their dog bites or gardens they ruin.
What could possibly be more fair? We'd need to really streamline the courts …

@mia@hcommons.social
2026-03-20 12:11:42

AI company ad on the tube: 'help me build an app to find dog friendly pubs'. But my friend, where would that data come from? Scraping the websites that already list dog-friendly pubs? Searching pub websites?
And would anyone trust it enough to book a table with friends in the hope that the listing is current and correct? So many questions.

@BBC6MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-03-03 06:15:41

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #ChrisHawkins
The Pale:
🎵 Dogs With No Tails
#ThePale
thepale.bandcamp.com/track/dog
open.spotify.com/track/7H8BXJr

@khalidabuhakmeh@mastodon.social
2026-04-25 20:42:07

Guinness on a dreary rainy day ⛈️ #dogsofmastodon

Sharpee mix dog looking sad with a duck plush animal

Did AI cure a dog of cancer?
The most viral health story of late concerns Paul Conyngham -- a Sydney tech entrepreneur with no biology background
⭐️who used AI tools to design a personalized mRNA cancer vaccine for his dog, Rosie.
Conyngham paid $3,000 to sequence Rosie’s tumor DNA, used AI tools to study the sequence, and then worked with a nearby university to manufacture and inject a custom mRNA vaccine.
‘The tennis ball-sized tumour on Rosie’s hock has shrunk in …

@netzschleuder@social.skewed.de
2026-02-06 15:00:14

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016)
A network of friendships among users on catster.com and dogster.com. Node represents a user, and edge exists if two users self-identify as friends on either website. The dogster/catster network also contains family links between dog and dog, cat and cat, as well as dog and cat.
This network has 623766 nodes and 15699276 edges.
Tags: Social, Online, Unweighted

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016). 623766 nodes, 15699276 edges. https://networks.skewed.de/net/petster
@kurt@nelson.fun
2026-04-26 16:11:35

Something you only learn by having a dog in San Francisco is how awkward it is to pick something up off the ground on a steep hill.

@markhburton@mstdn.social
2026-03-18 09:04:43

80 Spanish councils have dog DNA databases, so, if a dog shits in the street, it can be identified and the owner fined
Excellent!
El 'CSI' de las cacas de perro: mšs de 80 ciudades rastrean el ADN de las heces en la calle para multar a sus dueños

@david@boles.xyz
2026-03-12 14:46:27

Kick the Bot, Fear the Dog: Street Psychology and the Coming Age of Mechanical Animals
The first time you see a sidewalk delivery bot, you smile. It is impossible not to. The thing is knee-high, usually white or pastel, rolling along on six stubby wheels like a cooler that gained sentience and decided to take itself for a walk. It carries burritos, or prescription medication, or someone's iced latte, and it navigates curbs and crosswalks…

@BBC3MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-02-03 07:05:28

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on BBCRadio3's #Breakfast
Arthur Pryor, Ronald Corp, New London Orchestra & Jennifer Welch:
🎵 The Whistler and His Dog
#ArthurPryor #RonaldCorp #NewLondonOrchestra #JenniferWelch

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-26 18:54:17

Introducing the baby to your best friend

An absolutely, ridiculously cute video showing a fluffy orange cat getting comfortable next to doggy (pitt mix?) laying down on a bed with her very young kitty nearby. The momma cat uses the dog as a pillow an reaches out to the kitten, as if introducing them. Cuteness overload!
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-04-18 12:58:12

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #VarietyMix
Widowspeak:
🎵 Dog
#Widowspeak
widowspeak.bandcamp.com/track/
open.spotify.com/track/7KVo4dE

@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social
2026-03-23 15:31:44

Rattlesnakes!
According to news reports, rattlesnakes are making their way out of their winter dens earlier than normal along the Front Range of Colorado due to the unseasonably warm weather in recent weeks.
If you plan on hiking this spring, stay alert, keep your dog close, and watch where you step. These warmer-than-normal conditions are not typical, which means wildlife behavior may be less predictable than usual.

@joe@toot.works
2026-04-25 11:38:46

The dog just won't let me sleep

@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io
2026-03-18 20:34:55

So we have mini Aussie shepherd service dog (for gluten detection!) and that breed has a lot of funny quirks like when he acts submissive he is doing this “grin” which is sort of hilarious and scary at the same time

@henrikmillinge@fikaverse.club
2026-04-25 16:54:44

RE: mastodonapp.uk/@MarkHoltom/116
Det kan godt være, at det står skidt til i UK, men det står dog langt bedre til end i USA..

@khalidabuhakmeh@mastodon.social
2026-04-24 17:39:53

The hour between when it's too hot for you personally, but the thermometer hasn't decided it should turn on the A/C

Melting Hot Dog GIF
@netzschleuder@social.skewed.de
2026-02-03 23:00:12

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016)
A network of friendships among users on catster.com and dogster.com. Node represents a user, and edge exists if two users self-identify as friends on either website. The dogster/catster network also contains family links between dog and dog, cat and cat, as well as dog and cat.
This network has 623766 nodes and 15699276 edges.
Tags: Social, Online, Unweighted

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016). 623766 nodes, 15699276 edges. https://networks.skewed.de/net/petster
@BBC6MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-02-27 03:44:00

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #6Musics90sForever
Belle and Sebastian:
🎵 Dog on Wheels
#BelleandSebastian
lazybonkrecords.bandcamp.com/t
open.spotify.com/track/6vRgTAz

@radioeinsmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-03-21 16:39:45

🇺🇦 Auf radioeins läuft...
Rex The Dog:
🎵 I Can See You, Can You See Me
#NowPlaying #RexTheDog
rexthedog.bandcamp.com/track/i
open.spotify.com/track/00BO5nC

Trump is Putin’s
demented little lap dog.
bsky.app/profile/georgetakei.b

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-04-18 12:50:40

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #VarietyMix
Surfbort:
🎵 Hot Dog
#Surfbort
todorecords.bandcamp.com/track
open.spotify.com/track/1UEwMrA

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-02-22 00:55:38

Still like Trader Joe's dog snacks but JFC their produce sucks (the expired blueberries snark lands so hard) & yes, shit just randomly disappears from their shelves - never to be seen again.
#traderjoes #humor

@cheryanne@aus.social
2026-04-24 08:56:09

No family as houseguests this weekend. The wee one is back at his mother's place and the grand-dog is back with my daughter. I have no plans apart from the usual weekend chores. Husband is feeling somewhat better so I'm hoping we might even be able to go for a small amble on Sunday and have a coffee together.
#Suburbia

@kurt@nelson.fun
2026-04-25 22:56:41

San Francisco: I want to vibe code an Android app just to see how far it can actually get. SO: If I'm going to do it, what should I build? Last toy app I did listed dog parks by amenity and biking distance, BikeDog.

@khalidabuhakmeh@mastodon.social
2026-04-24 17:46:57

I need to start making some Kalshi bets on some insider knowledge. Such as:
⁃ Chances Khalid has eggs for dinner
⁃ Chances Samson (Khalid's dog) farts
Yes... yes.... 🤑
Who's in?

@joe@toot.works
2026-02-22 20:13:04

I got the first of the two dogs through the dog wash. I don't know if I have enough energy to get the second one through.

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-04-18 12:55:10

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #VarietyMix
boygenius:
🎵 Me & My Dog
#boygenius
xboygeniusx.bandcamp.com/track
open.spotify.com/track/74uoN2U

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-04-18 12:39:12

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #VarietyMix
The Stooges:
🎵 I Wanna Be Your Dog
#TheStooges
filsdepull.bandcamp.com/track/
open.spotify.com/track/672N8DG

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-04-23 04:10:04

As seen outside our home while walking my dog. I think it's part of the Lyrid meteor shower here in Los Angeles?
After it went behind the tree, it disappeared. You can see the airplane flying in the background as well.
abc7.com/post/lyrid-meteor-sho

@khalidabuhakmeh@mastodon.social
2026-03-23 12:25:33

My dog broke out of his crate at midnight to tell us he needed to poop. In the chaos, I think I tweaked my lower back a bit. Damn, I'm old.

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-04-18 12:46:09

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #VarietyMix
Florence the Machine:
🎵 Dog Days Are Over
#Florence theMachine
djjuliangil.bandcamp.com/track
open.spotify.com/track/456WNXW

@joe@toot.works
2026-02-21 18:08:53

This is how my weekends usually go:
- Get the laundry done
- Get the dishes done
- Get the dogs to the dog wash
- Get the groceries done for the week
- Do something that brings you joy
I'm always surprised when I get to that fifth item successfully.

@radioeinsmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-03-27 04:25:22

🇺🇦 Auf radioeins läuft...
Big Special:
🎵 Black Dog / White Horse
#NowPlaying #BigSpecial
open.spotify.com/track/1LD2SFC

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-04-17 07:43:41

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #VarietyMix
JMSN:
🎵 Dirty Dog
#JMSN
jmsn.bandcamp.com/track/dirty-
open.spotify.com/track/0kJWvZ2

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-04-16 14:09:10

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #MorningShow
Temple of the Dog:
🎵 Times of Trouble
#TempleoftheDog
spindarecords.bandcamp.com/tra
open.spotify.com/track/4m1BHxi

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-02-22 11:53:11

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #VarietyMix
Three Dog Night:
🎵 Easy to Be Hard
#ThreeDogNight
goodknightproductions1.bandcam
open.spotify.com/track/0MNLIgI

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-04-10 01:11:23

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #DriveTime
Dehd:
🎵 Dog Days
#Dehd
dehdforever.bandcamp.com/track
open.spotify.com/track/1L7JZUL

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-03-10 17:48:25

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #MiddayShow
Temple of the Dog:
🎵 Hunger Strike
#TempleoftheDog
trxppyxtrxll.bandcamp.com/trac
open.spotify.com/track/0W7AbEa