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@Dragofix@veganism.social
2026-01-08 22:04:25

Dog food accounts for 1% of UK greenhouse gas emissions, study finds theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2

@fgraver@hcommons.social
2025-12-07 12:56:08

Tim Dowling: our dog is bottom of the class at dog school theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2

@netzschleuder@social.skewed.de
2026-01-08 19:00:14

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016)
A network of friendships among users on catster.com and dogster.com. Node represents a user, and edge exists if two users self-identify as friends on either website. The dogster/catster network also contains family links between dog and dog, cat and cat, as well as dog and cat.
This network has 623766 nodes and 15699276 edges.
Tags: Social, Online, Unweighted

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016). 623766 nodes, 15699276 edges. https://networks.skewed.de/net/petster
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-11-09 06:37:17

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #SonicReducer
Cosey Mueller:
🎵 Dog Salon
#CoseyMueller
coseymueller.bandcamp.com/trac
open.spotify.com/track/7GuJsck

@cheryanne@aus.social
2026-02-08 05:33:47

Dogs, Explained!
Join dog trainers, Alice from Cloud Nine Canine and Jools from WonderPaws Dog Training for tips, tricks, and the occasional hilarious mishap from two sisters from another mister...
Great Australian Pods Podcast Directory: greataustralianpods.com/dogs-e

Dogs, Explained!
Screenshot of the podcast listing on the Great Australian Pods website
@jake4480@c.im
2025-12-09 14:33:53

Baghed may be breaking up, but from that has spawned new Philly band Dasgüt, and this is their first single. Major Baghed vibes. Dig it.
#NowPlaying

@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io
2026-01-07 21:34:33

Might as well use the Hot Dog color scheme and Comic Sans for your blog

@dawid@social.craftknight.com
2026-01-09 13:52:25
@… Oh, what a coincident. Italy is very dog friendly, it's great place for traveling with dog. Thanks, and hope you had great time!

Democratic senator Patty Murray of Washington state has condemned the Trump administration
after she alleged that an Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) “attack dog” mauled one of her constituents.
Senator Murray said Wilmer Toledo-Martinez suffered “horrific” injuries while ICE agents detained him in November.
“An ICE agent lured Wilmer out of his home under false pretenses,
posing as a construction worker who claimed to have hit Wilmer’s car and needed him to s…

@azonenberg@ioc.exchange
2026-01-09 14:59:35

I thought designer dog breeds were bad when I heard about "goldendoodles".
But snickerdoodles are a new low. A Snickers bar and a poodle? How does that even work?

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-11-09 06:41:12

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #SonicReducer
Jerks:
🎵 Get Your Woofing Dog Off Me
#Jerks
xylitolband.bandcamp.com/track
open.spotify.com/track/3ceIzwX

@fortune@social.linux.pizza
2025-12-08 20:00:01

Coming to Stores Near You:
101 Grammatically Correct Popular Tunes Featuring:
(You Aren't Anything but a) Hound Dog
It Doesn't Mean a Thing If It Hasn't Got That Swing
I'm Not Misbehaving
And A Whole Lot More...

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-12-06 16:48:09

Attention dog lovers: The audiobook for "Arthur" is available for the next 2 days for FREE for Audible members!
▶️ "Arthur: The Dog Who Crossed a Jungle to Find a Home" by Mikael Lindnord on Audible audible.com/pd/B078251LNZ?sour

@Mediagazer@mstdn.social
2026-01-06 11:30:33

EMC's Tattle TV launches in the UK, billing itself as Britain's "first dedicated vertical drama app", initially with a pilot reality TV series and MMA drama (Max Goldbart/Deadline)
deadline.com/2026/01/tattle-tv

@BBC6MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-02-08 16:13:35

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music
The Scratch:
🎵 Pull Like A Dog
#TheScratch
open.spotify.com/track/70zu9D0

@sascha_wolfer@fediscience.org
2025-12-08 11:42:47

Tonight I woke up from a noise in the living room - I thought it sounded like the creepy whisper of a little girl 😱
It took me a few moments until I realised that the dog was snoring! 😴 #dogsofmastodon

@netzschleuder@social.skewed.de
2026-01-07 06:00:12

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016)
A network of friendships among users on catster.com and dogster.com. Node represents a user, and edge exists if two users self-identify as friends on either website. The dogster/catster network also contains family links between dog and dog, cat and cat, as well as dog and cat.
This network has 623766 nodes and 15699276 edges.
Tags: Social, Online, Unweighted

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016). 623766 nodes, 15699276 edges. https://networks.skewed.de/net/petster
@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2025-12-05 19:13:17

The dog at work saw the tennis ball I have to sit on for my PT an now my like is ruined and I may need to work from home or work nights when the dog isn't there or just find a new job. 😩

@kurt@nelson.fun
2026-02-07 18:58:06

It takes a special kind of clueless asshole to sit in a sidewalk chair that MY DOG IS TIED TO while I'm inside grabbing my coffee.

@lpryszcz@genomic.social
2026-01-09 01:29:10

#WindowFriday #fensterFreitag #Hanoi

Morning reflection of the sun and the lake with trees, coffee table and chairs in the front taken in the dimmed coffee window. Dog sitting on the chair.
@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2026-02-07 22:19:09

Bills WR Khalil Shakir's connection to heartwarming Puppy Bowl story espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/478590

@mk_rexx@metalhead.club
2025-12-07 04:32:41

pibertdey to me :)
nothing special today, just me and #dogNamedBana
why tf do you look like a white hotdog tho

guy imitating dog
guy imitating smiling dog
@brian_gettler@mas.to
2026-01-07 13:13:58

Some raccoon, dog, and
Hare, but mostly boot prints in
The snow this morning.
#haiku

@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social
2026-01-07 03:57:53

And 2026 isn’t looking all that promising either.

Scientists have found that one dog year does not equal 7 human years.

In fact, the only thing that equals 7 human years is 2025
@UP8@mastodon.social
2025-12-05 04:07:55

The Turkey Trot was a dog-positive and even zany event this year with runners coming and going
#photo #photography #running

Women in black jacket and a white wool hat  runs with a black and white dog across a suspension bridge with another runner going the other way.
@cellfourteen@social.petertoushkov.eu
2025-12-06 17:49:21

The English words nobody can explain - RobWords
"dog", "big", "bird", "donkey", "boy", "girl" and "puzzle"
youtube.com/watch?v=lHiMg-DLick

@joe@toot.works
2025-12-04 14:58:39

Taking the dog outside to use the bathroom, I found a pile of dog poop frozen to the concrete.

@netzschleuder@social.skewed.de
2026-02-06 15:00:14

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016)
A network of friendships among users on catster.com and dogster.com. Node represents a user, and edge exists if two users self-identify as friends on either website. The dogster/catster network also contains family links between dog and dog, cat and cat, as well as dog and cat.
This network has 623766 nodes and 15699276 edges.
Tags: Social, Online, Unweighted

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016). 623766 nodes, 15699276 edges. https://networks.skewed.de/net/petster
@radioeinsmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-12-08 16:27:26

🇺🇦 Auf radioeins läuft...
Arlo Parks:
🎵 Black Dog
#NowPlaying #ArloParks
#radioeins gespielten Titel als #Spotify Playliste: open.spotify.com/playlist/3hdH
Schon gewusst❓
Wenn Du einen Beitrag des Bots ⭐ FAVORISIERST, erfährt das nur der Bot - nicht Deine FollowerInnen.
Wenn Du einen Song weitererempfehlen möchtest, dann 🔁 TEILE ihn❗

@midtsveen@social.linux.pizza
2025-12-08 19:48:03

#Cat or #Dog?
#Pets #Pet

@jonpainterphoto@lawfedi.blue
2026-02-08 21:28:06

“Happiness is a warm puppy.” -Charles Schulz
#Mondog #dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon

I’m sitting on the couch watching Olympic ice hockey. Waffles, my black German Shepard mix crawled up on my lap and laid down. He is the picture of happiness.
@audiodump@podcasts.social
2025-12-03 18:02:25

Man läuft sich schon mal warm. Also zumindest das Essen von @….

hot-dog dog GIF
@benb@osintua.eu
2026-01-25 19:16:20

Zelensky says Lukashenko's dog has more rights than Belarusians as he visits Lithuanian capital: benborges.xyz/2026/01/25/zelen

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-12-06 08:07:54

Never been as scared watching a movie as I was in the final 10min of "Arthur the King".
Dog lovers, this was a great dog movie... but terrifying.
▶️ Arthur the King (2024) Official Trailer - Mark Wahlberg, Simu Liu, Julie Rylance, Nathalie Emmanuel
youtube.com/watch?v=wjDJNEPg…

@detondev@social.linux.pizza
2025-12-21 20:40:37

found the website of a dog-obsessed german couple, then the page where they memorialize their dead dogs
cmf-dogs.at/index.php/in-memor

Aira Black Thunderbolt

On the 5. 10. In 2012, unfortunately, we had to say goodbye to our mouse bear totally unexpectedly.
 
Aira was the most formative dog from our pack, the dog with the greatest character, the former alpha bitch of our pack and our former lead dog in the sled dog team. For a long time she led absolutely confidently our entire pack, she always knew exactly what she wanted and how she could enforce it. On the other hand, she was my shadow, my mousebearli, my cuddly dog.... ev…
@khalidabuhakmeh@mastodon.social
2025-12-05 13:10:37

Today's gonna be rough. Samson, my dog, had stomach issues all night, so I slept on the couch with him.

@deepthoughts10@infosec.exchange
2025-11-29 19:38:21

I met a new #dog yesterday named Tucker. He’s a bit shy but decided to risk it and say hello in exchange for pats. #dogsofmastodon

Whippet (dog) looking up at the photographer while standing on a tile floor
@tante@tldr.nettime.org
2025-12-19 14:35:47

Transform Mozilla from a company to a democratically run collective and see how long management will still be overpaid and hires rentier capitalists.
social.cryptography.dog/@ansuz

@StumpyTheMutt@social.linux.pizza
2026-02-06 02:27:39

I'm not sleepy. Seriously. #dogs #dogsofmastodon

A small white fuzzy dog in a blue sweater sitting on her haunches in an oversized pet bed. Her eyes are closed, but she steadfastly sits nevertheless.
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-01-08 18:36:06

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #MiddayShow
Macha:
🎵 Cat Wants to Be Dog
#Macha
open.spotify.com/track/2XHcDYM

@smashtie@mas.to
2025-12-30 14:03:30

Picasso - Seated Nude - 1909-10
Is that a #dog on your lap...? #art
At the Tate "Theatre Picasso" exhibition, London.

A muted, earth toned painting, in cubist style, of a seated nude. The figure is formed of rough geometric shapes with black outlines. You could imagine the figure is holding a lap dog, perhaps?
@crell@phpc.social
2026-01-03 18:11:41

This movie is nearly 30 years old.
#uspol

@servelan@newsie.social
2025-12-26 20:59:28

Onyx, the dog who has spent 7 years at an Ohio shelter, is finally adopted: ‘The textbook definition of a Christmas miracle’ | The Independent
independent.co.uk/news/world/a

@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io
2025-12-06 14:25:47

Did the cram in too many features over time?
Perhaps, but that didn’t really affect the basic functionality.
Calling it “bloatware” is funny when in our current era of personal computing everyone and their dog ships Electron apps.

@iam_jfnklstrm@social.linux.pizza
2026-02-05 11:43:02

Ni kanske kommer ihåg när M gick ihop med SD... men det här? För mig dog S nu helt. EBT har flirtat intensivt med SD och nu har de en gemensam grund med S?

@tinoeberl@mastodon.online
2025-12-31 12:59:50

#Böllerverbot
Menschen. 🤦‍♂️
instagram.com/reel/DLu0mr1sbjZ

@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2026-02-05 03:13:27

RE: assortedflotsam.com/@NewsBot/1
Maybe the dog's name was Donald?
Or Trump?

@Archivist@social.linux.pizza
2026-02-04 17:16:08

Oh, speaking of cool projects by my colleagues, one of the teachers in my school is getting ready to put her Kickstarter live on her project. They are a very very small studio, making a horse game around local history. If you could give them a #boost
#horse

The cover for the game Horses of Gavarnie, featuring a woman riding a white horse and leading another, black one, accompanied by her Pyrenees dog in the mountains across a cliff-side trail
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-12-07 18:34:29

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #Roadhouse
Rufus Thomas:
🎵 Stop Kicking My Dog Around
#RufusThomas
open.spotify.com/track/7w8LwDn

@fortune@social.linux.pizza
2026-02-05 22:00:01

QOTD:
"I won't say he's untruthful, but his wife has to call the
dog for dinner."

@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2026-02-07 03:34:12

Reverse? Brady backs Kraft, 'get that 7th ring' espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/478541

@joe@toot.works
2026-01-06 15:17:54

The dog checked on how I was doing and then asked if they can be locked in the crate.

@netzschleuder@social.skewed.de
2026-02-03 23:00:12

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016)
A network of friendships among users on catster.com and dogster.com. Node represents a user, and edge exists if two users self-identify as friends on either website. The dogster/catster network also contains family links between dog and dog, cat and cat, as well as dog and cat.
This network has 623766 nodes and 15699276 edges.
Tags: Social, Online, Unweighted

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016). 623766 nodes, 15699276 edges. https://networks.skewed.de/net/petster
@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social
2026-01-06 15:25:53

Some Oklahoma 3-time Trump voter MAGAt who’s not happy that his small town gubmint is secretly negotiating to build a large data center on recently annexed farmland: I don’t care how much chocolate you put on a dog turd, it don’t make it chocolate cake.

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-01-23 18:06:31

Stay warm out there!

Caption: It's cold out, wear a cat.

Photo of a cat laying comfortably on a dogs with the kitty's head on top of the dog's head and arms draped over the ears. Makes the dog look like it's wearing a cat Ushanka, all warm and rumbly.
@ubuntourist@mastodon.social
2026-02-07 22:50:07

"Woof! I 💩 a better president every day."
#humor #protest #DC #WashingtonDC

PHOTO: Two protesters on a DC street corner dressed in plastic dalmatian costumes. One holds a sign reading "Honk". The other has a sign reading "Woof! I 💩 a better president every day." In front of them, a dog crouches on their front paws, tail in the air, staring up at them. Fall foliage on the trees behind them.
@BBC3MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-02-08 14:24:31

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on BBCRadio3's #MusicMap
Hoffman;Manning & Perry Como:
🎵 Hot Diggity (Dog Ziggity Boom)
#Hoffman;Manning #PerryComo

@lanefu@social.linux.pizza
2026-01-31 03:18:00

I'm so over this ice. I owe my dog a real walk on a non-icey surface. For an energetic dog, she's being a good sport about the whole thing.
#rva

@LillyHerself@Mastodon.social
2026-01-02 10:54:15

Because I literally just finished clearing the snow and putting out food for the birds, it has started snowing those giant wet flakes the Icelanders call "wet dog kisses" and all my work is undone.

@kurt@nelson.fun
2025-12-02 22:36:50

I think generative AI only has one purpose: making my dog into random things.

A movie poster with my dog as Scrooge.
@radioeinsmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-02-06 07:26:31

🇺🇦 Auf radioeins läuft...
Fat Dog:
🎵 Peace Song
#NowPlaying #FatDog
fatdogfatdogfatdog.bandcamp.co
open.spotify.com/track/2FPcTfE

@BBC6MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-12-28 17:36:12

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music
The Rolling Stones:
🎵 Walking The Dog
#TheRollingStones
theroundedsquares.bandcamp.com
open.spotify.com/track/43SkTJJ

@joe@toot.works
2025-12-03 12:33:42

Good morning, Fediverse!
#Dog #DogsOfMastodon

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-02-05 01:23:39

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #DriveTime
George Clinton:
🎵 Atomic Dog
#GeorgeClinton
groovementinc.bandcamp.com/tra
open.spotify.com/track/4cgodXj

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-12-24 17:07:31

Always always always adopt your pets.
Shelter dogs have such wonderful personalities.
▶️ Rob Lowe has some thoughts about surprise puppy presents
usatoday.com/story/entertainme

@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io
2026-01-03 16:08:07

Didn't realize that Wag the Dog (1997) was a documentary

@netzschleuder@social.skewed.de
2026-01-02 08:00:13

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016)
A network of friendships among users on catster.com and dogster.com. Node represents a user, and edge exists if two users self-identify as friends on either website. The dogster/catster network also contains family links between dog and dog, cat and cat, as well as dog and cat.
This network has 623766 nodes and 15699276 edges.
Tags: Social, Online, Unweighted

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016). 623766 nodes, 15699276 edges. https://networks.skewed.de/net/petster
@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2025-11-29 00:56:49

Shirtless Ben Johnson gets Chicago fans free hot dogs following Bears win vs. Eagles nytimes.com/athletic/6846119/2

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-02-05 01:47:39

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #DriveTime
The Stooges:
🎵 I Wanna Be Your Dog
#TheStooges
filsdepull.bandcamp.com/track/
open.spotify.com/track/672N8DG

Trump has ordered “a total and complete” blockade of all ‘sanctioned’ oil tankers entering and leaving Venezuela ports,
-- which is technically an act of war.
How seriously should we take this?
Trump has certainly threatened war with Venezuela in the past.
Former US National Security advisor John Bolton reports that Trump said during his first presidential term (2017-2020) that invading Venezuela would be “cool”
because it is “really part of the United States.”<…

@Mediagazer@mstdn.social
2026-01-27 23:35:51

A look at AI at McClatchy and the negotiations over AI use in union talks; so far McClatchy has refused to include a codified AI ethics policy in the contract (Lucy Schiller/Columbia Journalism Review)
cjr.org/feature/fight-over-ai-

@jake4480@c.im
2025-11-26 12:52:31

I featured That Dog's 1997 masterpiece 'Retreat from the Sun' a year ago for #MusicWomenWednesday, but since I determined yesterday thanks to @…'s album of year posts that it's my favorite record of 1997, I'm re-upping it. I have it …

The cover of That Dog's 1997 album Retreat from the Sun. It has the band's logo in all lowercase at the top, and the album's name (also all lowercase) at the bottom. The middle is a closeup of Anna Waronker's eye and some of her hair over it. Her eyebrow. It's a damn cool and unforgettable album cover.
@azonenberg@ioc.exchange
2025-12-02 01:10:45

When you want to sit on the couch but there's so many Christmas plushies there's nowhere to sit.
Yes, the xenomorph is jack skellington's lap dog. Why do you ask?

A large pile of Christmas themed plushies on a couch including Bluey in a santa hat, Pikachu in a winter hat, and Jack Skellington
@cheryanne@aus.social
2026-01-03 00:48:53

Yesterday's news:
- Husband has bright green fibreglass cast on his right wrist because we now know he definitely broke something apart from the shower curtain.
- Grand-dog has gone home with daughter (his mum).
- Son is back at our place again.
Today is hopefully a quiet one at home.
#Suburbia

@radioeinsmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-01-30 09:14:49

🇺🇦 Auf radioeins läuft...
Baxter Dury:
🎵 I'm Not Your Dog
#NowPlaying #BaxterDury
baxterdury.bandcamp.com/track/
open.spotify.com/track/0akzU7V

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-02-03 23:58:14

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #AfternoonShow
Three Dog Night:
🎵 Joy to the World
#ThreeDogNight
cantautorepsicopatico.bandcamp
open.spotify.com/track/2ymeOsY

@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2026-02-05 17:49:16

Ex-Patriots call 'bull crap' on Brady's SB stance espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/478392

@netzschleuder@social.skewed.de
2025-12-30 04:00:12

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016)
A network of friendships among users on catster.com and dogster.com. Node represents a user, and edge exists if two users self-identify as friends on either website. The dogster/catster network also contains family links between dog and dog, cat and cat, as well as dog and cat.
This network has 623766 nodes and 15699276 edges.
Tags: Social, Online, Unweighted

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016). 623766 nodes, 15699276 edges. https://networks.skewed.de/net/petster
@BBC6MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-12-09 05:47:31

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #ChrisHawkins
Fat Dog:
🎵 All The Same
#FatDog
fatdogfatdogfatdog.bandcamp.co
open.spotify.com/track/1SC86EE

@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io
2025-12-14 00:00:21

Pretty intense sun dog
What's a sun dog? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sun_dog

@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social
2025-12-02 14:55:41

Getting older is like a walk in the park.....where nobody has bothered to pick up after their dog.
#oldFolksOfMastodon

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-11-29 18:29:35

Kelsey Grammar was notoriously jealous of Moose, the dog on NBC's "Frasier", because people liked it more than him...
...which is possibly the most #Republican thing ever.
▶️ Trump's Pet Name for Stephen Miller? #KelseyGrammer's Dog Rivalry? | HIGNFYUS

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-02-03 15:03:35

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #Early
Three Dog Night:
🎵 Shambala
#ThreeDogNight
djrockcor.bandcamp.com/track/t
open.spotify.com/track/0P6fEgT

@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2026-02-05 19:50:33

Robert Spillane, former Pats players bothered by Tom Brady not rooting for New England: 'Makes me sick' nfl.com/news/robert-spillane-t

@BBC6MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-12-09 05:44:31

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #ChrisHawkins
Fat Dog:
🎵 All The Same
#FatDog
fatdogfatdogfatdog.bandcamp.co
open.spotify.com/track/1SC86EE

@netzschleuder@social.skewed.de
2025-12-25 18:00:11

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016)
A network of friendships among users on catster.com and dogster.com. Node represents a user, and edge exists if two users self-identify as friends on either website. The dogster/catster network also contains family links between dog and dog, cat and cat, as well as dog and cat.
This network has 623766 nodes and 15699276 edges.
Tags: Social, Online, Unweighted

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016). 623766 nodes, 15699276 edges. https://networks.skewed.de/net/petster
@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-02-03 07:20:10

Dog lovers... prepare yourselves.
▶️ Try Not To Cry: Rescuing Shelter Dogs! (ft. Joey Graceffa)
#react

@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io
2025-11-16 19:10:58

PSA about food labeling in the US
We have a gluten detection service dog because many things that should be gluten free/say they’re gluten free are not actually gluten free.
Stuff gets contaminated when growing (e.g. next to wheat field), by shared equipment, in factories, from packaging, during transport and in-store.
Every US consumer should know:
1. The list of ingredients on food isn't exhaustive
2. Allergen labeling:
a) limited to just some allergens
b) manufacturers don't actually have to test
c) "certified" foods are tested—but not continuously
d) testing only works with enough contamination
Some certifications may require batch-testing, but usually they don't.
A "certified gluten free" product may e.g. contain oats which sometimes are contaminated with gluten—but as not every batch is tested it's impossible to know unless you test yourself (hence the service dog).
Even if the product is properly batch-tested, you might get a part of the product that has the allergen in it, whereas the tested part didn't.
Or the threshold was too low (our dog can detect gluten better than any available lab testing equipment; yes, dogs are amazing).
Food products also contain ingredients that do not have to be included on the label when they're "incidental" (included in an another ingredient) or if they're considered part of the manufacturing process but not of the final product (e.g. various coatings on factory equipment).
Don't need to list flavors or specific spices either. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
As for allergens, only those responsible for ~90% of food allergies* have to be specifically declared, and they're not tested for as it's simply based on the ingredients list.
Good luck if you have other allergies.
*milk, egg, egg, fish, Crustacean shellfish, tree nuts, wheat, peanuts, soybeans

@BBC6MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-02-05 16:51:21

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #HuwStephens
Snooper:
🎵 Guard Dog
#Snooper
snooper7.bandcamp.com/track/gu
open.spotify.com/track/5EjP5cq

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-02-01 03:18:51

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #Audioasis
Temple of the Dog:
🎵 Hunger Strike
#TempleoftheDog
trxppyxtrxll.bandcamp.com/trac
open.spotify.com/track/0W7AbEa

@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2026-02-05 12:06:38

The Seahawks’ last bridge to the Legion of Boom, Jarran Reed remains the defense’s lead voice nytimes.com/athletic/7022923/2

@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io
2026-01-30 02:55:04

Just walked the dog while I was dressed in only my underwear in the middle of winter because we live in the desert in the middle of nowhere—and I think that’s beautiful.

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-02-05 18:23:54

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #MiddayShow
Macha:
🎵 Cat Wants to Be Dog
#Macha
open.spotify.com/track/2XHcDYM

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-12-02 08:54:45

This is just like the story of our dog Waldo. He was so skinny & sick when we took him home. It took 2mos to nurse him to health.
These days, Waldo follows & cuddles us non-stop.
▶️ She Leaned Her Head on Me & Cried— She Had Never Known Love, Only Hunger...
youtube.com/watch…

@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2026-02-08 23:11:46

no dog in the fight. #superbowl #seahawks #patriots #nfl

@netzschleuder@social.skewed.de
2025-11-19 01:00:14

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016)
A network of friendships among users on catster.com and dogster.com. Node represents a user, and edge exists if two users self-identify as friends on either website. The dogster/catster network also contains family links between dog and dog, cat and cat, as well as dog and cat.
This network has 623766 nodes and 15699276 edges.
Tags: Social, Online, Unweighted

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016). 623766 nodes, 15699276 edges. https://networks.skewed.de/net/petster
@netzschleuder@social.skewed.de
2026-01-19 14:00:12

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016)
A network of friendships among users on catster.com and dogster.com. Node represents a user, and edge exists if two users self-identify as friends on either website. The dogster/catster network also contains family links between dog and dog, cat and cat, as well as dog and cat.
This network has 623766 nodes and 15699276 edges.
Tags: Social, Online, Unweighted

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016). 623766 nodes, 15699276 edges. https://networks.skewed.de/net/petster
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-11-28 12:42:46

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #VarietyMix
The Detroit Cobras:
🎵 Hot Dog (Watch Me Eat)
#TheDetroitCobras
thedetroitcobras.bandcamp.com/
open.spotify.com/track/4ac58X6

@netzschleuder@social.skewed.de
2025-11-17 20:00:11

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016)
A network of friendships among users on catster.com and dogster.com. Node represents a user, and edge exists if two users self-identify as friends on either website. The dogster/catster network also contains family links between dog and dog, cat and cat, as well as dog and cat.
This network has 623766 nodes and 15699276 edges.
Tags: Social, Online, Unweighted

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016). 623766 nodes, 15699276 edges. https://networks.skewed.de/net/petster