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@benb@osintua.eu
2026-01-25 19:16:20

Zelensky says Lukashenko's dog has more rights than Belarusians as he visits Lithuanian capital: benborges.xyz/2026/01/25/zelen

@netzschleuder@social.skewed.de
2025-12-25 18:00:11

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016)
A network of friendships among users on catster.com and dogster.com. Node represents a user, and edge exists if two users self-identify as friends on either website. The dogster/catster network also contains family links between dog and dog, cat and cat, as well as dog and cat.
This network has 623766 nodes and 15699276 edges.
Tags: Social, Online, Unweighted

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016). 623766 nodes, 15699276 edges. https://networks.skewed.de/net/petster
@servelan@newsie.social
2025-12-26 20:59:28

Onyx, the dog who has spent 7 years at an Ohio shelter, is finally adopted: ‘The textbook definition of a Christmas miracle’ | The Independent
independent.co.uk/news/world/a

@UP8@mastodon.social
2026-02-26 19:21:18

💡 Our brains may learn more from rare events than from repetition
#brain

@poppastring@dotnet.social
2026-02-26 05:16:00

Poisoning AI training data is, unfortunately, really not that hard.
schneier.com/blog/archives/202

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-12-24 17:07:31

Always always always adopt your pets.
Shelter dogs have such wonderful personalities.
▶️ Rob Lowe has some thoughts about surprise puppy presents
usatoday.com/story/entertainme

@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social
2025-12-27 03:53:06

Popcorn featuring Otamatone and Theremin
Watch for the dog halfway thru. #electronicmusic
youtu.be/KU15XqXp8tU?si=piyn4d

@detondev@social.linux.pizza
2025-12-21 20:40:37

found the website of a dog-obsessed german couple, then the page where they memorialize their dead dogs
cmf-dogs.at/index.php/in-memor

Aira Black Thunderbolt

On the 5. 10. In 2012, unfortunately, we had to say goodbye to our mouse bear totally unexpectedly.
 
Aira was the most formative dog from our pack, the dog with the greatest character, the former alpha bitch of our pack and our former lead dog in the sled dog team. For a long time she led absolutely confidently our entire pack, she always knew exactly what she wanted and how she could enforce it. On the other hand, she was my shadow, my mousebearli, my cuddly dog.... ev…
@azonenberg@ioc.exchange
2025-12-26 04:36:53
Content warning: Missing person incident with a happy ending

UPDATE: Our subject has been safely located! She was located by voice by a dog team and carried out by WESAR teams. Merry Christmas from all of us at WESAR and give your loved ones an extra hard hug tonight!
Searchers are deploying to Poulsbo for a missing woman with dementia.
Original source (via FB):

@andycarolan@social.lol
2026-01-26 13:59:52

I just got licked by a sausage dog called Rocky 🌭 😅
#dogs

@cheryanne@aus.social
2025-12-26 20:30:02

I let the grand-dog out at 6 am and the backdoor has been open since then but the mean grandmother won't get out of bed.
#BlueHeeler #DogSitting #Australia

Blue heeler with begging eyes lays his head on the bed that contains me enjoying a lovely cup of tea.
@hex@kolektiva.social
2026-02-22 22:28:13

So this is what that LLM is supposed to do...
$ echo "The quikc brown fox jumps over the lazey dog, but then the dog quickly retaliates and chase the fox back into the woods." | ollama run gnokit/improve-grammar
> The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog, but then the dog quickly retaliates and chases the fox back into the woods.

Trump has ordered “a total and complete” blockade of all ‘sanctioned’ oil tankers entering and leaving Venezuela ports,
-- which is technically an act of war.
How seriously should we take this?
Trump has certainly threatened war with Venezuela in the past.
Former US National Security advisor John Bolton reports that Trump said during his first presidential term (2017-2020) that invading Venezuela would be “cool”
because it is “really part of the United States.”<…

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-02-25 21:41:09

#ACAB, combined with #FuckICE. investigativepost.org/2026/02/

Shah Alam had been in the Erie County Holding Center since February 2025 after being arrested by Buffalo police. On February 15 last year, he had been out for a walk in his neighborhood and had been using a curtain rod he purchased as a walking stick.

Nearly blind and with no ability to speak English, Shah Alam got lost and ended up on the porch of a woman’s home as she was letting her dog out, according to Macaluso. Shah Alam is completely blind in one eye and can only see with blurry visio…
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-01-23 18:06:31

Stay warm out there!

Caption: It's cold out, wear a cat.

Photo of a cat laying comfortably on a dogs with the kitty's head on top of the dog's head and arms draped over the ears. Makes the dog look like it's wearing a cat Ushanka, all warm and rumbly.
@newstik@social.heise.de
2026-01-27 16:43:22

#birds My friend in a Canadian city has been providing food for birds on her balcony, at times. Not always, because the animals should not become dependent, they have to keep their skills of finding natural food.
When my friend stops, the birds now bring food and leave it on her balcony. Kernels, dog kibbles, etc.
We are not sure. Are they stashing it there? The amounts are small, and…

@LaChasseuse@mastodon.scot
2025-12-26 14:20:48

RE: mastodon.online/@kardinal691/1
Anyone know what kind of beastie this is? Prairie dog? Gopher??

@samvarma@fosstodon.org
2025-12-26 18:20:23

You gotta have a lot of balls to enjoy Christmas.
Hope everyone had/is having a wonderful break out there!
#DogsOfMastodon #Fridog #BoxingDay

A brown dog lying on a carpet with three colorful balls in front of it.
@BBC3MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-02-26 22:36:50

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on BBCRadio3's #NightTracks
The Black Dog:
🎵 Chesh
#TheBlackDog
open.spotify.com/track/4KM1dVD

@jensilber@mastodon.social
2026-01-26 22:31:50

She's thankful to the neighbors who cleared their sidewalks of snow. (I'm really thankful to the neighbors who cleared *my* sidewalk even though they obviously didn't have to.)
#mastodogs

A yellow dog standing in a hallway on a patterned rug
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-01-27 02:54:00

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #DriveTime
damian Lazarus:
🎵 RU Dreaming (Harry Romero Raw Dog Remix)
#damianLazarus

@tante@tldr.nettime.org
2025-12-19 14:35:47

Transform Mozilla from a company to a democratically run collective and see how long management will still be overpaid and hires rentier capitalists.
social.cryptography.dog/@ansuz

@leftsidestory@mstdn.social
2026-02-25 00:30:00

Urban Demons VI 👻
城市鬼魂 VI 👻
📷 Nikon F4E
🎞️ ERA 100, expired 1993
If you like my work, buy me a coffee from PayPal #filmphotography

ERA 100 (FF)

Image 3 – English Alt Text
A black‑and‑white photo of a dog lying on a tiled pavement. The dog rests on its side, facing to the right. The ground is made of large square tiles arranged in a grid pattern. The scene feels quiet and still, with soft shadows adding a calm atmosphere.
Image 3 – 中文替代文字
一张黑白照片,一只狗躺在铺有方形地砖的地面上,身体侧卧,面向右方。地砖呈规则的网格排列。画面安静,柔和的阴影营造出平静的氛围。
ERA 100 (FF)

Image 2 – English Alt Text
A black‑and‑white photograph showing two traditional East Asian buildings with upturned eaves. The building on the right is closer, revealing intricate roof decorations and railings. The building on the left appears farther away and is silhouetted against a bright sky. The strong contrast emphasizes the layered roofs and elegant architectural lines.
Image 2 – 中文替代文字
一张黑白照片,画面中有两座带飞檐的传统东亚建筑。右侧建筑较近,可看到精细的屋顶装饰和栏杆。左侧建筑较远,在明亮的天空前呈现剪影效果。强烈的明暗对比突出屋檐的层次与优美的线条。
ERA 100 (FF)

Image 4 – English Alt Text
A black‑and‑white photograph of a traditional Chinese gate or tower with a multi‑tiered roof and upturned eaves. The structure stands on a brick base with a railing along the top. The building is silhouetted against a bright sky, highlighting the roof’s layered curves. A sign with Chinese characters is visible on the brick wall.
Image 4 – 中文替代文字
一张黑白照片,呈现一座传统中国式城门或楼阁,屋顶多层叠起并带有飞檐。建筑立于砖石基座上,顶部有栏杆。建筑在明亮天空前形成剪影,屋檐的层次清晰可见。砖墙上可见一块写有中文的牌匾。
ERA 100 (FF)

Image 1 – English Alt Text
A black‑and‑white photo of the upper part of a traditional East Asian building. The roof has ornate tiles and decorative ridge details. Below the roofline, a modern air‑conditioning unit and a satellite dish are mounted on the wall, creating a contrast between old architecture and contemporary technology. The lighting is soft, and the textures of the tiles and wall are clearly visible.
Image 1 – 中文替代文字
一张黑白照片,呈现一座传统东亚建筑的上半部分。屋顶铺有精致的瓦片和装饰性的屋脊。屋檐下安装着现代的空调机…
@fgraver@hcommons.social
2025-12-27 11:11:32

Ireland has been good to me this Christmas.

A scene from a west coast. The sun is low in a clear sky, and hangs over a small group of houses on the promontory in the distance. The ocean laps gently on the beach in the mid ground, and in the foreground is a grass-covered dune.
Waves lapping on the shoals, throwing white spray into the air. The sky is clear and blue.
Closeup of some stones on a sandy beach. There is a little water between some of them, and on the left are some footprints left by a human and a dog.
A ruined croft in a green field. In the background is Spanish Point golf club, and some houses. Beyond them is the ocean. The sky is perfectly clear and blue.
@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2025-11-27 12:15:17

I think 2016 was my year, actually

The words "<year> will be my year" in a sequence from 2009-2026 with all lines crossed out besides 2026, and a dog, for some fucking reason
@chrislowles@mastodon.social
2026-02-26 05:14:03

smiling friends is kil
ripperoni

dog with a cig
@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2026-01-25 16:37:45
Content warning: USPOL

A post (elsewhere) from Rileah Vanderbilt:
"If I die in a civil war at least I’ll die knowing that I didn’t suck the c@$ks of billionaires and pedophiles while licking the dog shit off of the boots of fascists.
If you’re MAGA, get fucked and unfollow me. I don’t need your trad wife, beta cuck, stormtrooper, small dick energy anywhere close to me. You fucking reek of shame and hate and it’s making us all gag."

@BBC6MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-01-27 16:25:44

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #HuwStephens
Snooper:
🎵 Guard Dog
#Snooper
snooper7.bandcamp.com/track/gu
open.spotify.com/track/5EjP5cq

@cheryanne@aus.social
2025-12-27 04:47:57

Just back from a picnic down the Cotter. Now we are going to take the grand-dog for a guilt walk because we left him at home all alone. With food, water, treats, and toys.
#Cotter #Canberra #SelfImposedLeave

View from our lunch table
Emu
Water dragon
The Cotter
@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io
2025-12-14 00:00:21

Pretty intense sun dog
What's a sun dog? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sun_dog

@david@boles.xyz
2026-02-23 16:49:06

The Westborough Crusaders: The Trilogy That Took Forty-Four Years to Earn Its Novels
Some work waits for you. Not patiently. Not the way a dog waits by the door, loyal and uncomplicated. It waits the way a diagnosis waits in a family's bloodline, silently present, expressing itself in symptoms you do not recognize until you are old enough to understand what your body has been trying to tell you. In 1982, I was sixteen years old…

@StumpyTheMutt@social.linux.pizza
2026-01-25 14:53:09

Today's mood. #dogs #dogsofmastodon

Dog footprints on snowy ground that was shoveled clean less than an hour ago. The prints follow a path that extends about two meters from the door then directly back.
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-01-27 02:55:00

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #DriveTime
Damian Lazarus Mathew Jonson:
🎵 RU Dreaming (Harry Romero Raw Dog Remix)
#DamianLazarus MathewJonson
open.spotify.com/track/4H4g9sX

@vague@social.linux.pizza
2025-12-24 12:43:07

Merry Christmas from Yumi Reindeer 🤶🎄☃️ #dogsofmastodon #christmasdoggos @…

A dog with black and tan fur sits on a light wooden floor. The dog wears brown reindeer antlers with a red band and white pom-pom on top. It also has a white collar and a red-blue plaid bow tie
@steve@s.yelvington.com
2026-01-24 02:32:56

I get cranky about the price of a hot dog in an airport. Seeing those Gucci and Swarovski shops turns me positively French Revolution. Such ridiculously conspicuous consumption.

@raiders@darktundra.xyz
2025-12-22 17:17:25

Ashton Jeanty Caused Will Anderson to Do Something He’s Never Done Before heavy.com/sports/nfl/las-vegas

@TFG@social.linux.pizza
2026-02-20 15:58:29

Ich glaub der Frühling steht vor der Tür.
Spring is coming.
#hunde #dogs #dogsofmastodon

A beige dog lying on a small rug. Next to it is a very large pile of dog hair and a dog brush.
@Dragofix@veganism.social
2026-01-08 22:04:25

Dog food accounts for 1% of UK greenhouse gas emissions, study finds theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2

@joe@toot.works
2026-01-23 13:32:28

I took the dog outside to pee and she would not. 🥶

@BBC6MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-01-27 10:26:39

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #LaurenLaverne
Snooper:
🎵 Guard Dog
#Snooper
snooper7.bandcamp.com/track/gu
open.spotify.com/track/5EjP5cq

@fgraver@hcommons.social
2025-12-07 12:56:08

Tim Dowling: our dog is bottom of the class at dog school theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2

@khalidabuhakmeh@mastodon.social
2026-01-22 16:14:54

My dog is growling at our neighbor through our back window. She’s apparently trying to be an online Christian influencer. She's set up a tripod to capture video of herself flipping through a bible in her backyard at what I would classify as “miracle-speed-reading”.

@radioeinsmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-01-24 16:51:18

🇺🇦 Auf radioeins läuft...
Fat Dog:
🎵 Peace Song
#NowPlaying #FatDog
fatdogfatdogfatdog.bandcamp.co
open.spotify.com/track/2FPcTfE

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-12-24 06:14:39

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #VarietyMix
The Stooges:
🎵 I Wanna Be Your Dog
#TheStooges
filsdepull.bandcamp.com/track/
open.spotify.com/track/672N8DG

@scottmiller42@mstdn.social
2026-01-23 23:02:15

Oh good, I was wondering what racists might be thinking about the situation in #Minnesota and those #racist pieces of shit at The Babylon Bee were happy to blow their dog whistle for me.
If you do stumble upon it, I’d encourage you to click thumbs down, then report it for encouraging violence throu…

This is a screenshot of a YouTube video by The Babylon Bee, titled “Visit Minnesota: It's Somalia, But Closer” dated January 21, 2026. The picture shows a pedestrian bridge over a river leading to downtown Minneapolis.
@memeorandum@universeodon.com
2026-01-13 18:25:52

Dog sled race organizers probe rogue invite to Trump's Greenland envoy (Seb Starcevic/Politico)
politico.eu/article/greenland-
memeorandum.com/260113/p90#a26

@netzschleuder@social.skewed.de
2026-01-19 14:00:12

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016)
A network of friendships among users on catster.com and dogster.com. Node represents a user, and edge exists if two users self-identify as friends on either website. The dogster/catster network also contains family links between dog and dog, cat and cat, as well as dog and cat.
This network has 623766 nodes and 15699276 edges.
Tags: Social, Online, Unweighted

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016). 623766 nodes, 15699276 edges. https://networks.skewed.de/net/petster
@FandaSin@social.linux.pizza
2025-12-23 15:18:54

I've got Elf on the shelf from my nieces and I think they like me.🤎
I'm definitely "cool uncle"!😁

Snoop dog doll as "elf on the shelf" with joint in his mouth, and necklace with weed pendant.
He's also have 2 dreads with jingle bells on it and sunglasses.
@bici@mastodon.social
2026-02-18 17:43:42

Hey dude , don't forget that I don't want any mustard on my hot dog, and I want it on a sourdough bun!
#HotDog #cycling #bici

Hot Dog on a bike
@izzychambers@vivaldi.net
2025-12-22 13:58:37

Izzy (the brown and white dog) met this nine week old puppy recently. Izzy, as a mother herself, was quite skilled at tolerating the puppy's excitement. #Mondog #DogsofMastodon

@jake4480@c.im
2025-12-22 16:33:28

Wanted to make a list of my favorite EPs from 2025- narrowed it down to a top 10, from over 200 I'd liked and documented this year. The list contains multiple genres & I've written a brief blurb about each. Most of these I've talked about here this year. Might be something here for everyone!
Mood Bored - Too Much? (shoegaze/alt rock from the Netherlands with great female vocals - Breeders, Pixies, that dog, Throwing Muses vibes)

@johnleonard@mastodon.social
2026-01-25 23:24:16

Be careful out there
#spaniel #humping #warning #epsom


Warning: Humping' Spaniel on Warren Farm/Nonsuch Park.
Not for the first time | have had to protect my dog from the unwanted
attentions of a light brown and white spaniel... see more
@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-12-23 20:52:52

A dog knows who its real family is. Yeah, it's old but I still love watching this clip.
#dogs

@cheryanne@aus.social
2025-12-25 00:03:53

We took the grand-dog for a walk after breakfast and stopped for a takeaway coffee. The young staff all looked very happy about their penalty rates and wished everyone they saw a lovely Christmas!
#PenaltyRates #FestiveFrolics

@BBC6MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-01-26 14:22:18

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #CraigCharles
Snooper:
🎵 Guard Dog
#Snooper
snooper7.bandcamp.com/track/gu
open.spotify.com/track/5EjP5cq

@timfoster@mastodon.social
2026-02-21 19:50:26

Oh to have optimism of my dog, looking at me and wagging her tail while I cook steak on the bbq.
#ItsNotGoingToHappen

@inthehands@hachyderm.io
2026-02-11 22:33:05

The original is of course a Far Side classic, number 8 on this page:
screenrant.com/funniest-far-si

@grahamperrin@bsd.cafe
2026-02-22 06:42:33

@… 👆
💚 wiki.freebsd.org/Community/Dog
@…

@lukem@hachyderm.io
2026-02-21 18:38:18

Today for the first time ever I added fake film grain in post while editing my photos.
I reached the point where noise reduction in low light situations makes my photos look noticeably worse, especially when people are involved. They start looking like wax figures and I hate that.
At the same time, as a digital kid, I wasn't a fan of adding fake grain to my photos. Everyone and their dog knows I don't shoot film. And what's the point of making my photos look worse.
Today something clicked in my brain and I decided I'd rather have some texture and deliberate imperfection in my pictures.
Especially when all this generative AI bullshit these days is about making things look so smooth and perfect it hurts.

@jkmartindale@mastodon.social
2026-01-22 21:29:53

"He was tearing them up and just shoving them in as fast as he could, like when you see people in a hot-dog eating contest"
I'M DEAD
thenation.com/article/society/

@Mediagazer@mstdn.social
2026-01-06 11:30:33

EMC's Tattle TV launches in the UK, billing itself as Britain's "first dedicated vertical drama app", initially with a pilot reality TV series and MMA drama (Max Goldbart/Deadline)
deadline.com/2026/01/tattle-tv

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-12-16 05:26:31

Holy cow, that's a big dog!!

Close up photo of a tire track in the snow with a dog nearby looking at it. Because of the perspective, it look like the track is the width of a car thus making the cute doggy look HUGE!
@joe@toot.works
2026-02-22 20:13:04

I got the first of the two dogs through the dog wash. I don't know if I have enough energy to get the second one through.

@BBC6MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-02-27 03:44:00

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #6Musics90sForever
Belle and Sebastian:
🎵 Dog on Wheels
#BelleandSebastian
lazybonkrecords.bandcamp.com/t
open.spotify.com/track/6vRgTAz

@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2025-12-17 01:23:29

If you have a dog is there a specific scent your dog hates or avoids?

@cheryanne@aus.social
2025-12-23 03:13:59

Bubbles in the backyard
Terrible phone photos but fun was happening fast
#FestiveFrolics #Canberra

Boy, bubble wand, dog
Dog going ape for bubbles
@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-01-24 08:42:17

THE DOGS WERE GOOD AGAIN THIS WEEK.
▶️ This Dog Discovered She Loves Sledding - WeRateDogs
#weratedogs

@netzschleuder@social.skewed.de
2026-01-16 07:00:11

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016)
A network of friendships among users on catster.com and dogster.com. Node represents a user, and edge exists if two users self-identify as friends on either website. The dogster/catster network also contains family links between dog and dog, cat and cat, as well as dog and cat.
This network has 623766 nodes and 15699276 edges.
Tags: Social, Online, Unweighted

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016). 623766 nodes, 15699276 edges. https://networks.skewed.de/net/petster
@leftsidestory@mstdn.social
2025-12-21 00:30:16

City Random Manners ✴️
城市随机行为 ✴️
📷 Pentax MX
🎞️ Ilford Pan 100
#filmphotography #Photography #blackandwhite

Ilford Pan 100 (FF)

English Alt Text: A close-up view of a decorative white-painted wrought iron window grille. The design features symmetrical scrollwork and twisted vertical bars, with a central motif resembling a spiral. The grille is mounted in front of a glass window, which reflects faint shapes and shadows. The craftsmanship is intricate, combining aesthetics with security. The image emphasizes texture and symmetry, with the ironwork standing out crisply against the soft reflections in t…
Ilford Pan 100 (FF)

English Alt Text: A black-and-white photograph showing an outdoor scene. In the foreground, dark leaves and branches partially obscure the view, creating a shadowy frame. Behind them, a horizontal brick wall stretches across the image. Above the wall, a light-colored building with a flat roof and shuttered windows stands in bright contrast. The interplay of light and shadow adds depth, with the leaves appearing almost silhouetted against the brighter background. The composi…
Ilford Pan 100 (FF)

English Alt Text: A black-and-white photo capturing a quiet domestic moment. In the foreground, a light-colored dog walks across a wooden deck, sniffing the ground. Behind a glass door with white curtains, a cat lies inside, gazing outward. The background includes a brick wall and a large plant pot. The contrast between the dog outside and the cat inside highlights their different environments and behaviors. The image conveys a peaceful, observational tone.

中文替代文字: 这是一张黑白照…
Ilford Pan 100 (FF)

English Alt Text: A black-and-white photograph of a large clay flower pot on a wooden deck. The pot is weathered and wrapped with wire or string. It holds a leafy plant with a thick stem, some leaves spilling over the edge. The background features a brick wall with a subtle arch pattern. Dappled sunlight creates soft shadows across the pot and deck, enhancing the textures. The scene feels tranquil and earthy, with a focus on natural detail.

中文替代文字: 这是一张黑白照片,展示了一个放在木质平台上的大型…
@radioeinsmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-02-23 05:58:12

🇺🇦 Auf radioeins läuft...
Fat Dog:
🎵 Peace Song
#NowPlaying #FatDog
fatdogfatdogfatdog.bandcamp.co
open.spotify.com/track/2FPcTfE

@vague@social.linux.pizza
2026-02-18 22:47:44
Content warning: Warning for dog

I look ruff as a dog 😆

Me as a tan and white mutt with ruffled fur on top and a slight smirk
@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2025-12-19 20:22:28

Having a roomba (not actually a roomba, it's a neato botvac; you know, the *other* robot vacuum company that went bankrupt) sometimes feels a bit like having a dog.
*weird loud noises*
me: "Ugh, what did you eat?"
*roomba beeps as I pause it*
me: "A zip tie? No! Drop it. DROP IT."

@joe@toot.works
2026-02-21 18:08:53

This is how my weekends usually go:
- Get the laundry done
- Get the dishes done
- Get the dogs to the dog wash
- Get the groceries done for the week
- Do something that brings you joy
I'm always surprised when I get to that fifth item successfully.

@cheryanne@aus.social
2026-02-14 23:50:09

This Dog Podcast Could Have Been An Email
Join Melanie Newman, Jacqie Giggins, Zach Douglas and Macie Pisa for a monthly, entertaining take on life in the dog grooming world...
Great Australian Pods Podcast Directory: greataustralianpods.com/this-d

This Dog Podcast Could Have Been An Email
Screenshot of the podcast listing on the Great Australian Pods website
@radioeinsmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-01-23 12:09:07

🇺🇦 Auf radioeins läuft...
Big Special:
🎵 Black Dog / White Horse
#NowPlaying #BigSpecial
open.spotify.com/track/1LD2SFC

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-02-22 00:55:38

Still like Trader Joe's dog snacks but JFC their produce sucks (the expired blueberries snark lands so hard) & yes, shit just randomly disappears from their shelves - never to be seen again.
#traderjoes #humor

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-01-11 18:44:25

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #Roadhouse
Soul Dog:
🎵 Soul Dog
#SoulDog
h-a-f.bandcamp.com/track/japan

@netzschleuder@social.skewed.de
2026-02-09 15:00:12

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016)
A network of friendships among users on catster.com and dogster.com. Node represents a user, and edge exists if two users self-identify as friends on either website. The dogster/catster network also contains family links between dog and dog, cat and cat, as well as dog and cat.
This network has 623766 nodes and 15699276 edges.
Tags: Social, Online, Unweighted

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016). 623766 nodes, 15699276 edges. https://networks.skewed.de/net/petster
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-01-11 18:40:22

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #Roadhouse
Soul Dog:
🎵 Soul Dog
#SoulDog
h-a-f.bandcamp.com/track/japan

@netzschleuder@social.skewed.de
2026-01-08 19:00:14

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016)
A network of friendships among users on catster.com and dogster.com. Node represents a user, and edge exists if two users self-identify as friends on either website. The dogster/catster network also contains family links between dog and dog, cat and cat, as well as dog and cat.
This network has 623766 nodes and 15699276 edges.
Tags: Social, Online, Unweighted

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016). 623766 nodes, 15699276 edges. https://networks.skewed.de/net/petster
@joe@toot.works
2025-12-20 23:56:44

… I love those lyrics.
I trap you so much!
Yes, I want you to be happy
But don't threaten my happiness
Can't you see I'm walking this threadbare tightrope?
Made out of dental floss stitched
Together with strands of tobacco and dog hair
And it stretches between two precious fantasies, my fantasy of me
And my fantasy of you
#KaeTempest #Music

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-12-22 01:16:03

This is Bryan. Once a week, he takes a shelter pup on a New York City adventure in his ‘Adopt Me’ backpack, hoping someone will fall in love. He films their big day out, and almost every dog he’s featured has found a forever home.
people.com/pet-influencer-h…

@radioeinsmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-12-25 19:49:49

🇺🇦 Auf radioeins läuft...
Eels:
🎵 Christmas Is Going To The Dog
#NowPlaying #Eels
#radioeins gespielten Titel als #Spotify Playliste: open.spotify.com/playlist/3hdH

@BBC6MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-02-26 15:17:14

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #CraigCharles
Fat Dog:
🎵 Running
#FatDog
fataboba.bandcamp.com/track/un
open.spotify.com/track/0fe7AHS

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-01-14 19:24:48

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #MiddayShow
that dog.:
🎵 Never Say Never
#thatdog
fieldmouse.bandcamp.com/track/
open.spotify.com/track/3c431Ri

@netzschleuder@social.skewed.de
2026-01-07 06:00:12

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016)
A network of friendships among users on catster.com and dogster.com. Node represents a user, and edge exists if two users self-identify as friends on either website. The dogster/catster network also contains family links between dog and dog, cat and cat, as well as dog and cat.
This network has 623766 nodes and 15699276 edges.
Tags: Social, Online, Unweighted

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016). 623766 nodes, 15699276 edges. https://networks.skewed.de/net/petster
@BBC6MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-11-27 07:55:26

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #NickGrimshaw
Fat Dog:
🎵 Running
#FatDog
fataboba.bandcamp.com/track/un
open.spotify.com/track/0fe7AHS

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-12-15 00:20:48

Did your dog die of kidney failure?
▶️ Toxic dog treats: What's killing so many dogs? (CBC Marketplace)
#dogs

@cheryanne@aus.social
2026-01-21 05:34:03

Rescued
Join Roz Pappalardo (songwriter, artist, festival and event programmer, regional arts champion, general mover and shaker) as she explores our obsession with being a dog's best friend through a series of funny, emotional, outrageous and down right incredible conversations with people who you may (or may not) know...
Great Australian Pods Podcast Directory:

Rescued
Screenshot of the podcast listing on the Great Australian Pods website
@BBC6MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-01-26 06:59:13

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #ChrisHawkins
Big Special:
🎵 BLACK DOG / WHITE HORSE
#BigSpecial
open.spotify.com/track/1LD2SFC

@netzschleuder@social.skewed.de
2026-02-06 15:00:14

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016)
A network of friendships among users on catster.com and dogster.com. Node represents a user, and edge exists if two users self-identify as friends on either website. The dogster/catster network also contains family links between dog and dog, cat and cat, as well as dog and cat.
This network has 623766 nodes and 15699276 edges.
Tags: Social, Online, Unweighted

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016). 623766 nodes, 15699276 edges. https://networks.skewed.de/net/petster
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-12-13 13:32:44

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #VarietyMix
Dr. Dog:
🎵 Where'd All the Time Go?
#DrDog
iloveconsumingplastic.bandcamp
open.spotify.com/track/0UV5zxR

@cheryanne@aus.social
2025-12-21 10:59:37

Slightly dramatic day. Husband has a scary fall in the bathroom. Help him up, provide ice pack for his wrist and a cuppa while he regains his equanimity. Wee one is here so try to keep him occupied while looking after husband. Hospital is at least 5 hour wait. Rush to walk-in clinic before x-ray closes. X-ray taken but no one in attendance who is officially qualified to read it. WrIst is splinted. We go home. Grand-dog arrives. 3 hours later - phone call from clinic - DO NOT REMOVE SPLINT. T…

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-02-22 11:53:11

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #VarietyMix
Three Dog Night:
🎵 Easy to Be Hard
#ThreeDogNight
goodknightproductions1.bandcam
open.spotify.com/track/0MNLIgI

@netzschleuder@social.skewed.de
2026-02-03 23:00:12

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016)
A network of friendships among users on catster.com and dogster.com. Node represents a user, and edge exists if two users self-identify as friends on either website. The dogster/catster network also contains family links between dog and dog, cat and cat, as well as dog and cat.
This network has 623766 nodes and 15699276 edges.
Tags: Social, Online, Unweighted

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016). 623766 nodes, 15699276 edges. https://networks.skewed.de/net/petster
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-01-21 22:06:38

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #AfternoonShow
that dog.:
🎵 In the Back of My Mind
#thatdog
open.spotify.com/track/6kbp5un

@netzschleuder@social.skewed.de
2026-01-02 08:00:13

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016)
A network of friendships among users on catster.com and dogster.com. Node represents a user, and edge exists if two users self-identify as friends on either website. The dogster/catster network also contains family links between dog and dog, cat and cat, as well as dog and cat.
This network has 623766 nodes and 15699276 edges.
Tags: Social, Online, Unweighted

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016). 623766 nodes, 15699276 edges. https://networks.skewed.de/net/petster
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-12-11 23:03:40

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #AfternoonShow
Big Mama Thornton:
🎵 Hound Dog
#BigMamaThornton
bigmamathornton.bandcamp.com/t
open.spotify.com/track/5Oc0vLG