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@raiders@darktundra.xyz
2026-10-31 17:42:22

Raiders Have Found an Unexpected Dog Who Won’t Back Down si.com/nfl/raiders/onsi/las-ve

@georgiamuseum@glammr.us
2026-10-30 13:25:16

Still need a #HalloweenCostume? We pulled four ideas from our collection, including one for people who’d rather spend the night on the couch.

The text: Philip Evergood, “My Forebears Were Pioneers”
You will need:
Long black dress
Red book
Rocking chair
Optional: dog
Plus images of all those things, including the painting, which shows an old woman in a long black dress, sitting in a rocking chair and holding a red book. To her right is a skinny yellow dog with floppy ears, holding one paw over its muzzle. Behind are large toppled trees, including one that rests atop a brownish yellow Victorian-style house.
The text: Lamar Dodd, “Self Portrait”
You will need:
Collared white shirt and dark slacks
Pipe
Palette
Pitcher full of paintbrushes
Plus images of all those things, including the painting, which shows the painter in action, at work on this portrait. He wears a white dress shirt rolled up above the elbow and uses his left hand to hold a paintbrush against the canvas. We can't see what's on it, only him. He holds a pipe in his mouth. A palette lies on the table in front of him, and there is a pit…
The text: Elihu Vedder, “The Poet Bears the Sorrows of the World”
You will need:
Cane or big stick
Round tree ornament
Crown of vines
Dark bedsheet
Plus images of all those things, including the painting, which shows a mournful figure in long brown robes. He wears a laurel wreath on his head and holds a reflective globe in his right hand, which he partially gazes at. His left hand holds a tall rustic staff. His feet are bare and he wanders in a desolate landscape.
The text: Frederick Carl Frieseke, “Girl Sewing” (“The Chinese Robe”)
You will need:
Comfortable robe
Craft project
Couch with throw pillows
House plants
Plus images of all those those things, including the painting, which shows a young woman reclining propped up on a flowered sofa. She wears a pale green robe covered with a floral pattern and holds a piece of embroidery, which she works on. Her hair is dark and pulled back. Behind the sofa, potted plants sit in a row on a windowsill.
@cellfourteen@social.petertoushkov.eu
2026-10-31 20:54:01

Final chapter 🙂
"'All right. Well—It's—been good.'
'Yes. I never knew a dog this well before.'"
#anightinthelonesomeoctober

@v_i_o_l_a@openbiblio.social
2026-10-30 07:05:45

"How many of these official Tiny Creature #Kindness badges have you earned?", asks First Dog on the Moon.
theguard…

@izzychambers@vivaldi.net
2026-10-29 21:40:15

@… in the book “How Stella Learned to Talk” (about a dog using talking buttons), there’s a great story about Stella agitating for her dinner on the Sunday the clocks moved back. She keeps agitating, her humans keep telling her to wait. Finally she goes to her buttons and presses “love you” followed by “no”.

Ben Lamm of de-extinction startup Colossal Biosciences
has teamed up with Palmer Luckey's team at Anduril
🆘 to create a dog that's optimized for military use.
forbes.com/sites/amyfeldman/20<…

@joe@toot.works
2026-11-01 01:32:07

I have the dog on the tie-out in the yard. I'm hoping that she handles her bathroom needs before she barks so much that I need to bring her back inside.

@jonpainterphoto@lawfedi.blue
2026-09-10 15:16:23

Traveling today and had to leave Waffles at grandma’s. I already miss him.
#dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon

Waffles, looking at the camera with his ears perked up.
Waffles licking my face.
@jensilber@mastodon.social
2026-11-01 00:01:32

It's my first Halloween in a very long time without a dog, which is something of a relief. My last two dogs didn't really care much one way or the other about the Fourth of July, but they both hated Halloween.

@bici@mastodon.social
2026-10-27 00:53:14

Windeeelicious: Farty and Malicious (Windy Seattle)
#dog #fart

@markrsmith@smithtodon.org
2026-10-15 15:32:01

A friend, PCUSA Minister, and ministry colleague lost most of her possessions 3 weeks ago in a fire at her senior development. She is disabled by Long COVID and other illnesses and has a mobility therapy dog. Her insurance has only advanced her $300 for all of her needs including food and clothing. Please consider donating to her GoFundMe, and sharing this post. She promises that any extra will be paid forward to others

@andyq@mastodon.social
2026-09-26 09:02:29

One little dog just enjoying a Saturday morning belly rub #dogsofmastodon

@jonpainterphoto@lawfedi.blue
2026-09-07 16:06:57

One new thing I’ve learn about living with a dog is that when he sleeps, he often wants physical contact.

Waffles, a German Shepard mix, is asleep on the couch. He stretched his right paw out to make contact with my leg.
@deepthoughts10@infosec.exchange
2026-10-11 16:43:39

This #dog is ready for the Bears vs. Packers #NFL game #dogsofmastodon

@katrinakatrinka@infosec.exchange
2026-10-21 07:45:39

Just finished reading Ode to the Half-Broken by Suzanne Palmer, read by Traci Odom.
It was perfect. A story about a motley found family of humans, bots, and a cyborg dog. Half-broken characters in a half-broken world yet again on the brink.
The ending made me cry, but a good cry. An ending that was earned, but made me want more.
#Bookstodon #ScienceFiction #Dystopia
libro.fm/audiobooks/9798347046

@gray17@mastodon.social
2026-10-17 20:39:00
Content warning: uspol nokings dog

Crossing the street, passed a cheery waggy Bernese wearing a sign:
"Trump can lick my furry balls
Oh wait no he can't."
Didn't want to stop in middle of the street, so didn't get a photo.