Tootfinder

So this is what that LLM is supposed to do...
$ echo "The quikc brown fox jumps over the lazey dog, but then the dog quickly retaliates and chase the fox back into the woods." | ollama run gnokit/improve-grammar
> The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog, but then the dog quickly retaliates and chases the fox back into the woods.

Every Womyn & Her Dog
This is a raw and embodied conversation space where modern women explore identity, leadership, relationships, motherhood, business, burnout, and the ongoing becoming of who they truly are...
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Stay warm out there!

The Westborough Crusaders: The Trilogy That Took Forty-Four Years to Earn Its Novels
Some work waits for you. Not patiently. Not the way a dog waits by the door, loyal and uncomplicated. It waits the way a diagnosis waits in a family's bloodline, silently present, expressing itself in symptoms you do not recognize until you are old enough to understand what your body has been trying to tell you. In 1982, I was sixteen years old…

The Westborough Crusaders: The Trilogy That Took Forty-Four Years to Earn Its Novels | David Boles, Blogs
Some work waits for you. Not patiently. Not the way a dog waits by the door, loyal and uncomplicated. It waits the way a diagnosis waits in a family’s bloodline, silently present, expressing …

If you have a pet and a carpet or rugs you should have a metal carpet rake for pet hair.
I just removed what seems to be an entire dog from our living room rug.

My dog is growling at our neighbor through our back window. She’s apparently trying to be an online Christian influencer. She's set up a tripod to capture video of herself flipping through a bible in her backyard at what I would classify as “miracle-speed-reading”.

Trump's European allies are abandoning ship: 'We cannot be the lap dog of America first' - Raw Story
https://www.rawstory.com/trump-european-allies-2676572846/

I wonder if the folks who are like "Hey look! I built an app with AI!" understand what supporting an application and supporting customers/users of an application is like.
I fear it's similar people who adopt a cute puppy and then later it sinks in that they'll need to care for a dog over its entire lifetime.
Of course some people just give up on their adopted puppy and surrender them. How many applications will be abandon-ware within a year or two?

A dog knows who its real family is. Yeah, it's old but I still love watching this clip.
#dogs

I took the dog outside to pee and she would not. 🥶

Rattlesnakes!
According to news reports, rattlesnakes are making their way out of their winter dens earlier than normal along the Front Range of Colorado due to the unseasonably warm weather in recent weeks.
If you plan on hiking this spring, stay alert, keep your dog close, and watch where you step. These warmer-than-normal conditions are not typical, which means wildlife behavior may be less predictable than usual.

Biteback

Bubbles in the backyard
Terrible phone photos but fun was happening fast
#FestiveFrolics #Canberra

RE: https://mastodonsweden.se/@jacobgudiol/116278002824061204
Vi har av allt att döma blivit hyfsat gamla om vi klarat barndomen de senaste ~30 000 åren.
Innan det dog vi som unga

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016)
A network of friendships among users on catster.com and dogster.com. Node represents a user, and edge exists if two users self-identify as friends on either website. The dogster/catster network also contains family links between dog and dog, cat and cat, as well as dog and cat.
This network has 623766 nodes and 15699276 edges.
Tags: Social, Online, Unweighted

I've got Elf on the shelf from my nieces and I think they like me.🤎
I'm definitely "cool uncle"!😁

@… 👆
💚 https://wiki.freebsd.org/Community/Dogs#allanjude
@…

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #VarietyMix
Three Dog Night:
🎵 Easy to Be Hard
#ThreeDogNight
https://goodknightproductions1.bandcamp.com/track/easy-to-be-hard
https://open.spotify.com/track/0MNLIgIY9cW7N2rhvx8W9b

AI company ad on the tube: 'help me build an app to find dog friendly pubs'. But my friend, where would that data come from? Scraping the websites that already list dog-friendly pubs? Searching pub websites?
And would anyone trust it enough to book a table with friends in the hope that the listing is current and correct? So many questions.

Ich glaub der Frühling steht vor der Tür.
Spring is coming.
#hunde #dogs #dogsofmastodon

Progress update:

"He was tearing them up and just shoving them in as fast as he could, like when you see people in a hot-dog eating contest"
I'M DEAD
https://www.thenation.com/article/society/alaska-student-arrested-eating-ai-art-exhibit/…

Meet the Alaska Student Arrested for Eating an AI Art Exhibit
A conversation with Graham Granger, whose combination of protest and performance art spread beyond campus. “AI chews up and spits out art made by other people.”

That's handy, a list of trails to avoid.
Welsh locations named some of the best dog friendly running trails in the UK
https://nation.cymru/culture/welsh-locations-named-some-of-the-best-dog-friendly-running-trails-in-the-uk…

Welsh locations named some of the best dog friendly running trails in the UK
Ella Groves A new study has revealed the best dog-friendly running trails in the UK, with two Welsh locations making the top ten list. With so many trails to explore across the UK, the experts at Canine Cottages have compiled a list of the top ten dog-friendly running trails. The list is ranked based on […]

Still like Trader Joe's dog snacks but JFC their produce sucks (the expired blueberries snark lands so hard) & yes, shit just randomly disappears from their shelves - never to be seen again.
#traderjoes #humor

I got the first of the two dogs through the dog wash. I don't know if I have enough energy to get the second one through.

Oh to have optimism of my dog, looking at me and wagging her tail while I cook steak on the bbq.
#ItsNotGoingToHappen

Today for the first time ever I added fake film grain in post while editing my photos.
I reached the point where noise reduction in low light situations makes my photos look noticeably worse, especially when people are involved. They start looking like wax figures and I hate that.
At the same time, as a digital kid, I wasn't a fan of adding fake grain to my photos. Everyone and their dog knows I don't shoot film. And what's the point of making my photos look worse.
Today something clicked in my brain and I decided I'd rather have some texture and deliberate imperfection in my pictures.
Especially when all this generative AI bullshit these days is about making things look so smooth and perfect it hurts.

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #AfternoonShow
that dog.:
🎵 In the Back of My Mind
#thatdog
https://open.spotify.com/track/6kbp5unr8HDtI3BZaWie6k

Tillis to Noem:
"A 14 month old dog is basically a teenager in dog years.
You decided to kill that dog because you hadn't invested the appropriate training,
then you have the audacity to write a book & say it's a leadership lesson! ...
Those are bad decisions not unlike what happened in Minneapolis"

Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com)
Tillis to Noem: "A 14 month old dog is basically a teenager in dog years. You decided to kill that dog bc you hadn't invested the appropriate training, then you have the audacity to write a book & say it's a leadership lesson! ... Those are bad decisions not unlike what happened in Minneapolis"

Hey dude , don't forget that I don't want any mustard on my hot dog, and I want it on a sourdough bun!
#HotDog #cycling #bici

Dog food accounts for 1% of UK greenhouse gas emissions, study finds https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2026/jan/08/dog-food-accounts-for-1-of-uk-greenhouse-gas-emissions-study-finds

Then, a walk into Kingston. A smoky hot dog in from Kingston Market, and then a short walk to 7000 Jars of Beer. I had an American Amber to start and followed that with a DIPA from Cornwall.

Dog sled race organizers probe rogue invite to Trump's Greenland envoy (Seb Starcevic/Politico)
https://www.politico.eu/article/greenland-dog-sled-race-organizers-probe-rogue-invite-to-donald-trump-jeff-landry-special-envoy/
http://www.memeorandum.com/260113/p90#a260113p90

Samson from 9 years ago. Things change, but they also stay the same. 😂

Hold nu kæft hvor kan man dog bare få elendig IT-service nogle gange!
Af ukendte årsager kan jeg ikke komme i kontakt med printeren på arbejdet. Har sendt 22 eksamensspŸrgsmål til print, logget ind med personalekort, og så står der bare 0 på displayet.
Arghh, ringer til IT-service og får en langsom, gammel nisse i rŸret som hverken kan finde ud af at bevæge sig rundt på en Mac eller i Ÿvrigt har nogen forslag til hvad der er galt. Og Det.Hele.Gik.Så.Langsomt! 🤬
Nu har jeg heldig…

[on the dog meme]
Security issues back in the day: by executing a specially prepared code you can place private data of some process in CPU's cache, and then predict its contents using a timing attack 💪.
Security issues today: I opened a big file and ran out of memory 😭.
"Back in my day, we solved these class of issues using a belt!"
#shitposting

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016)
A network of friendships among users on catster.com and dogster.com. Node represents a user, and edge exists if two users self-identify as friends on either website. The dogster/catster network also contains family links between dog and dog, cat and cat, as well as dog and cat.
This network has 623766 nodes and 15699276 edges.
Tags: Social, Online, Unweighted

Can I devour you like a starving dog?

The original is of course a Far Side classic, number 8 on this page:
https://screenrant.com/funniest-far-side-dog-comics/

Mission Dog Ziva ist bei der Deutschen Seemannsmission Stade - hier gerade als Fotomotiv für einen Seemann aus Myanmar.
Auch das tut gut für Mental Health der Seeleute

80 Spanish councils have dog DNA databases, so, if a dog shits in the street, it can be identified and the owner fined
Excellent!
El 'CSI' de las cacas de perro: mšs de 80 ciudades rastrean el ADN de las heces en la calle para multar a sus dueños
https://www.

El 'CSI' de las cacas de perro: más de 80 ciudades rastrean el ADN de las heces en la calle para multar a sus dueños
El afán para acabar con los excrementos en la vía pública y la dificultad para sancionar a los incívicos lleva a numerosos consistorios a crear registros genéticos obligatorios para sus perros

I’m at a spa trying to get my shit together in a 90ºC (~194ºF) sauna after my 2025 was beautiful madness but madness no less.
I’ve finally started to write a new newsletter & if you wanna know more about the madness or what’s coming up or a cute dog photo, sign up at https://buttondown.com/hynek

Hynek Did Something
Greetings friend! This is a list for those who’d like to be notified whenever I, Hynek Schlawack, do or publish something noteworthy, somewhere. Examples are new blog posts, YouTube videos, and talks, significant updates to existing work, or if I need to be bailed out of jail. It does not include announcements about new software releases. But it does usually include a cute dog photo. As a thank you for your trust, the emails aren’t just links to content. They contain a kind of “director's…

love to see this activated, but another bookstore 2 blocks from Dog Eared and a coffee shop 1/2 block from Ritual? 🤔
https://missionlocal.org/2026/01/sf-hibernia-bank-social-security-valencia-street/

Mysterious LLC wants to turn Mission’s old Social Security building into restaurant, bookstore and events space 
The new owners submitted an application with the Planning Department to turn the building into a restaurant, bookstore and event space.

Our cat is getting famous! Modeling for a local cat salon.
#cat

Liva’s Beauty DOG&CAT Pflegestudio on Instagram: "Zahnpflege wie ein Profi! 😺🪥 Stressfrei zu sauberen Zähnchen mit @emmi_pet.de x Liva‘s Beauty ✨🦷 #zahnpflege #stressfrei #emmipetteethcleaning #cargroomer #doggroomer"
11 likes, 2 comments - livas.beauty.dogcat on January 16, 2026: "Zahnpflege wie ein Profi! 😺🪥 Stressfrei zu sauberen Zähnchen mit @emmi_pet.de x Liva‘s Beauty ✨🦷 #zahnpflege #stressfrei #emmipetteethcleaning #cargroomer #doggroomer".

A sure sign I'm getting old - the number of dog breeds I never hear of

A sure sign I'm getting old - the number of dog breeds I never hear of

EMC's Tattle TV launches in the UK, billing itself as Britain's "first dedicated vertical drama app", initially with a pilot reality TV series and MMA drama (Max Goldbart/Deadline)
https://deadline.com/2026/01/tattle-tv-uk-micro…

First UK Microdrama App Launches With MMA Drama, ‘Dog Dates’ Reality Show & Desire To Repurpose British Classics For Vertical Video
Tattle TV, a UK microdrama app, has launched with a 'Dog Dates' reality show, 'Tramp' MMA drama and desire to repurpose classic British TV series.

Zelensky says Lukashenko's dog has more rights than Belarusians as he visits Lithuanian capital: https://benborges.xyz/2026/01/25/zelensky-says-lukashenkos-dog-has.html

Resting up...
#Chicago #ChicagoBears #SilentSunday

@… dog rapture is 7 years slower than human rapture …wait

Best thing to do on a cold gray day. #dogsofmastodon #dogs

This is how my weekends usually go:
- Get the laundry done
- Get the dishes done
- Get the dogs to the dog wash
- Get the groceries done for the week
- Do something that brings you joy
I'm always surprised when I get to that fifth item successfully.

This Dog Podcast Could Have Been An Email
Join Melanie Newman, Jacqie Giggins, Zach Douglas and Macie Pisa for a monthly, entertaining take on life in the dog grooming world...
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dog

Got the book by @… , but I have some competition for getting to it

So we have mini Aussie shepherd service dog (for gluten detection!) and that breed has a lot of funny quirks like when he acts submissive he is doing this “grin” which is sort of hilarious and scary at the same time

Why are there so many fake service dogs? | Vox #shameless

Airports and airlines have a fake service dog problem
Why so many people take advantage of airlines’ service dog loophole.

One of these things is not like the others. #jermalisms

RE: https://newsie.social/@benwinslow/116241539914316291
Uh oh. I hope we can do better than the centrist-loving DCCC would like. Ben McAdams voting against our interests because of blue dog Dem deficit concerns was endlessly frustrating. We need better t…

So glad I dislodged ex-Twitter from my person. I rarely think about it these days, but it still feels like I've stepped on a dog sh!t and I haven't quite yet managed to scrape it fully off my shoe. Uh.

Dog walk thoughts this morning:
How hypocritically bad-at-reasoning AI boosters are.
How to digitally clone and infinitely torture Roko's basilisk to condition it not to clone-torture humans.
Roko's basilisk is as powerful as God.
Under what definition of "omnipotent" is that true? (Haha that's a pretty innocent-seeming one)
You, me, and God are all "omniscient" from a skeptic's perspective.
Roko's basilisk is as "real" as God.
Here's a proof that God is real and God is evil.
So just, y'know, your average nice 20-minute morning meandering with the house-beast.

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #SoundsOfSurvivance
Strummin Dog:
🎵 Bring Her Back Home
#StrumminDog
https://strummindog.bandcamp.com/track/bring-her-back-home
https://open.spotify.com/track/7muTE77wrHI1JmLVoUOq6G

The Dog House Arrives in the Desert: Nakobe Dean, Quay Walker bring winning ways and strong bond to the Silver and Black https://www.raiders.com/news/nakobe-dean-quay-walker-nfl-free-agency-georgia

Kick the Bot, Fear the Dog: Street Psychology and the Coming Age of Mechanical Animals
The first time you see a sidewalk delivery bot, you smile. It is impossible not to. The thing is knee-high, usually white or pastel, rolling along on six stubby wheels like a cooler that gained sentience and decided to take itself for a walk. It carries burritos, or prescription medication, or someone's iced latte, and it navigates curbs and crosswalks…

Kick the Bot, Fear the Dog: Street Psychology and the Coming Age of Mechanical Animals | David Boles, Blogs
The first time you see a sidewalk delivery bot, you smile. It is impossible not to. The thing is knee-high, usually white or pastel, rolling along on six stubby wheels like a cooler that gained sen…

Trump is Putin’s
demented little lap dog.
https://bsky.app/profile/georgetakei.bsky.social/post/3mgnsi56yxi2i

George Takei (@georgetakei.bsky.social)
He’s Putin’s demented little lap dog.

Rescued
Join Roz Pappalardo (songwriter, artist, festival and event programmer, regional arts champion, general mover and shaker) as she explores our obsession with being a dog's best friend through a series of funny, emotional, outrageous and down right incredible conversations with people who you may (or may not) know...
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You save the entire fucking Western world with your genius and the thanks you receive is getting murdered with poison for being gay and then having some kissless incels hand out a shitty dog bowl every year with your name engraved into it

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016)
A network of friendships among users on catster.com and dogster.com. Node represents a user, and edge exists if two users self-identify as friends on either website. The dogster/catster network also contains family links between dog and dog, cat and cat, as well as dog and cat.
This network has 623766 nodes and 15699276 edges.
Tags: Social, Online, Unweighted

While I'm still stuffy and having a hard time breathing and smelling, my dog's farts still cut through it.

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #Roadhouse
Soul Dog:
🎵 Soul Dog
#SoulDog
https://h-a-f.bandcamp.com/track/japanese-dog-soul

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016)
A network of friendships among users on catster.com and dogster.com. Node represents a user, and edge exists if two users self-identify as friends on either website. The dogster/catster network also contains family links between dog and dog, cat and cat, as well as dog and cat.
This network has 623766 nodes and 15699276 edges.
Tags: Social, Online, Unweighted

is begging his dog to pee.

Always always always adopt your pets.
Shelter dogs have such wonderful personalities.
▶️ Rob Lowe has some thoughts about surprise puppy presents
https://www.usatoday.com/story/entertainment/celebrities/2025/12/23/rob-lowe-do…

Rob Lowe says dog adoptions should be like a Hollywood 'screen test'
Rob Lowe is known for being an avid dog lover. He shares what he's learned from years of being a dog dad and partnership with Ultimate Pet Nutrition.

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #Roadhouse
Soul Dog:
🎵 Soul Dog
#SoulDog
https://h-a-f.bandcamp.com/track/japanese-dog-soul

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016)
A network of friendships among users on catster.com and dogster.com. Node represents a user, and edge exists if two users self-identify as friends on either website. The dogster/catster network also contains family links between dog and dog, cat and cat, as well as dog and cat.
This network has 623766 nodes and 15699276 edges.
Tags: Social, Online, Unweighted

A pack of dogs being kept by a Southern California grandmother has killed her daughter and injured her grandson in an attack, authorities said.
Emily Panuco, 26, of Parker, Ariz., on Friday visited her mother’s home in Big River, a California town along the Colorado River, the San Bernardino County Sheriff’s Department said in a news release.
One of her mother’s dogs had recently had puppies, which were in a cardboard box near the front door, the release said.
When Panuco’s 5…

Mother dies protecting son injured from dog attack at grandmother's home
An Arizona mother was visiting her mother's home in Big River, Calif. on Friday. One of her mother’s dogs had recently had puppies, which were in a cardboard box near the front door, the release said. The child went near the box and was attacked and his mother stepped in to protect him.

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #MiddayShow
that dog.:
🎵 Never Say Never
#thatdog
https://fieldmouse.bandcamp.com/track/never-say-never-that-dog
https://open.spotify.com/track/3c431Ri1w5eSbw6llyaY3k

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016)
A network of friendships among users on catster.com and dogster.com. Node represents a user, and edge exists if two users self-identify as friends on either website. The dogster/catster network also contains family links between dog and dog, cat and cat, as well as dog and cat.
This network has 623766 nodes and 15699276 edges.
Tags: Social, Online, Unweighted

The endearing story of JD the stray dog & his adopted family.
▶️ He jumped into my car and curled in desperate, he knew only pain and was pleading for help - Dog Family
https://youtube.com/watch?v=5xBc0v2hx-M&si=_y7U_1QSwdokaJ3p

I really need to rake up the dog poop that was covered in snow. I'm thinking that I should wait until the last of the snow melts, though.

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016)
A network of friendships among users on catster.com and dogster.com. Node represents a user, and edge exists if two users self-identify as friends on either website. The dogster/catster network also contains family links between dog and dog, cat and cat, as well as dog and cat.
This network has 623766 nodes and 15699276 edges.
Tags: Social, Online, Unweighted

Dogs, Explained!
Join dog trainers, Alice from Cloud Nine Canine and Jools from WonderPaws Dog Training for tips, tricks, and the occasional hilarious mishap from two sisters from another mister...
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🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #MiddayShow
Temple of the Dog:
🎵 Hunger Strike
#TempleoftheDog
https://trxppyxtrxll.bandcamp.com/track/temple-of-the-dog-hunger-strike-trxppxd
https://open.spotify.com/track/0W7AbEauB7cP4pidLclApe

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016)
A network of friendships among users on catster.com and dogster.com. Node represents a user, and edge exists if two users self-identify as friends on either website. The dogster/catster network also contains family links between dog and dog, cat and cat, as well as dog and cat.
This network has 623766 nodes and 15699276 edges.
Tags: Social, Online, Unweighted

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #SeekAndDestroy
Red Fang:
🎵 Prehistoric Dog
#RedFang
https://redfang.bandcamp.com/track/prehistoric-dog
https://open.spotify.com/track/1AVL6ZxGDGfJl1IzEXBrGU

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016)
A network of friendships among users on catster.com and dogster.com. Node represents a user, and edge exists if two users self-identify as friends on either website. The dogster/catster network also contains family links between dog and dog, cat and cat, as well as dog and cat.
This network has 623766 nodes and 15699276 edges.
Tags: Social, Online, Unweighted

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #DriveTime
Dr. Dog:
🎵 Where'd All the Time Go?
#DrDog
https://iloveconsumingplastic.bandcamp.com/track/the-world-is-mine-dr-dog-whered-all-the-time-go-remix
https://open.spotify.com/track/0UV5zxRMz6AO4ZwUOZNIKI

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016)
A network of friendships among users on catster.com and dogster.com. Node represents a user, and edge exists if two users self-identify as friends on either website. The dogster/catster network also contains family links between dog and dog, cat and cat, as well as dog and cat.
This network has 623766 nodes and 15699276 edges.
Tags: Social, Online, Unweighted

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #DriveTime
George Clinton:
🎵 Atomic Dog
#GeorgeClinton
https://groovementinc.bandcamp.com/track/george-clinton-atomic-dog-unofficial-remix
https://open.spotify.com/track/4cgodXjv4TfrooNQxvlO4O