Tootfinder

Tillis to Noem:
"A 14 month old dog is basically a teenager in dog years.
You decided to kill that dog because you hadn't invested the appropriate training,
then you have the audacity to write a book & say it's a leadership lesson! ...
Those are bad decisions not unlike what happened in Minneapolis"

Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com)
Tillis to Noem: "A 14 month old dog is basically a teenager in dog years. You decided to kill that dog bc you hadn't invested the appropriate training, then you have the audacity to write a book & say it's a leadership lesson! ... Those are bad decisions not unlike what happened in Minneapolis"

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #VarietyMix
George Clinton:
🎵 Atomic Dog
#GeorgeClinton
https://groovementinc.bandcamp.com/track/george-clinton-atomic-dog-unofficial-remix
https://open.spotify.com/track/4cgodXjv4TfrooNQxvlO4O

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016)
A network of friendships among users on catster.com and dogster.com. Node represents a user, and edge exists if two users self-identify as friends on either website. The dogster/catster network also contains family links between dog and dog, cat and cat, as well as dog and cat.
This network has 623766 nodes and 15699276 edges.
Tags: Social, Online, Unweighted

Old man napping on a sunny Sunday afternoon. #dogs #dogsofmastodon

Ex-iRobot CEO Colin Angle launches Familiar Machines & Magic and unveils Familiar, a dog-like, "emotionally intelligent" robot that reacts to owner's feelings (Christopher Mims/Wall Street Journal)
https://www.wsj.com/tech/ai/familiar…

A pack of dogs being kept by a Southern California grandmother has killed her daughter and injured her grandson in an attack, authorities said.
Emily Panuco, 26, of Parker, Ariz., on Friday visited her mother’s home in Big River, a California town along the Colorado River, the San Bernardino County Sheriff’s Department said in a news release.
One of her mother’s dogs had recently had puppies, which were in a cardboard box near the front door, the release said.
When Panuco’s 5…

Mother dies protecting son injured from dog attack at grandmother's home
An Arizona mother was visiting her mother's home in Big River, Calif. on Friday. One of her mother’s dogs had recently had puppies, which were in a cardboard box near the front door, the release said. The child went near the box and was attacked and his mother stepped in to protect him.

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #DriveTime
George Clinton:
🎵 Atomic Dog
#GeorgeClinton
https://groovementinc.bandcamp.com/track/george-clinton-atomic-dog-unofficial-remix
https://open.spotify.com/track/4cgodXjv4TfrooNQxvlO4O

White House helps MAGA influencers including famous dog walker flee Middle East war zone on private jet (Alyssa Guzman/Daily Mail)
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15610059/white-house-maga-influencers-flee-middle-east-private-jet.html
http://www.memeorandum.com/260303/p152#a260303p152

Solar powered dog recharging her batteries. Izzy loves just sitting in the sun. #DogsofMastodon

🇺🇦 Auf radioeins läuft...
Arlo Parks:
🎵 Black Dog
#NowPlaying #ArloParks
https://denseboy.bandcamp.com/track/black-dog-arlo-parks-cover
https://open.spotify.com/track/1NGPZKzplieiPc5g6lAJ49

#dogsofmastodon #dog #cute

Ni kanske kommer ihåg när M gick ihop med SD... men det här? För mig dog S nu helt. EBT har flirtat intensivt med SD och nu har de en gemensam grund med S?

RE: https://assortedflotsam.com/@NewsBot/116015821407538026
Maybe the dog's name was Donald?
Or Trump?

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #DriveTime
The Stooges:
🎵 I Wanna Be Your Dog
#TheStooges
https://filsdepull.bandcamp.com/track/the-stooges-i-wanna-be-your-dog-2
https://open.spotify.com/track/672N8DGGTOLCOgWe0koX5g

Monday jam: Hound Dog Taylor | Rock Me | #blues

Rock Me - Live by Hound Dog Taylor
Listen now on your favorite streaming service. Powered by Songlink/Odesli, an on-demand, customizable smart link service to help you share songs, albums, podcasts and more.

The Seahawks’ last bridge to the Legion of Boom, Jarran Reed remains the defense’s lead voice https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/7022923/2026/02/05/seahawks-super-bowl-60-jarran-reed/

Do you think puppygirls do this when you turn on the garden hose?

Dog Park, or alternatively South Bark
#DogsATVShow
#HashTagGames

Dog Moms: Episode 1 by Jess Fee
#webSeries #youtube

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #HuwStephens
Snooper:
🎵 Guard Dog
#Snooper
https://snooper7.bandcamp.com/track/guard-dog
https://open.spotify.com/track/5EjP5cqYjmf0pZd8Pi8Q5v

💡 Our brains may learn more from rare events than from repetition
#brain

Our brains may learn more from rare events than from repetition
More than a century ago, Pavlov trained his dog to associate the sound of a bell with food. Ever since, scientists have assumed the dog learned this through repetition. The more times the dog heard the bell and then got fed, the better it learned that the sound meant food would soon follow.

Filled my gas tank on the dog's car today, and as the sun shined down, I took the moment in. It could be the last time filling the vehicle will be possible after this week.

Wag-atha Christie Dog May Have Resolved Victorian Murder Digging Up Poison Bottle From 160 Years Ago https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/wag-atha-christie-dog-digs-up-victorian-murder-poison-bottle/

Wag-atha Christie: Dog May Have Resolved Victorian Murder Digging Up Poison Bottle
A family's dog may have resolved a notorious 160-year-old murder, after he dug up a bottle of poison buried in the garden.

So this is what that LLM is supposed to do...
$ echo "The quikc brown fox jumps over the lazey dog, but then the dog quickly retaliates and chase the fox back into the woods." | ollama run gnokit/improve-grammar
> The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog, but then the dog quickly retaliates and chases the fox back into the woods.

#NoKings in Portland

The dog and I are looking forward to it! (She doesn't really know that yet.) https://www.alxnow.com/2026/04/17/alx-dog-walk-to-draw-2000-walkers-with-dogs-saturday-in-old-town/

ALX Dog Walk to draw 2,000 walkers with dogs Saturday in Old Town | ALXnow
Old Town will go to the dogs tomorrow (Saturday) as the ALX Dog Walk returns. The event, first held in 2022, combines the causes of animal welfare and sustainability for a two-mile walk through Old Town and a celebration with activities at Oronoco Bay Park. The event runs from 7-11 a.m., with the walk starting

That was a big one. My dog woke me up about 15 seconds before.

Unfortunately, neither the accusations nor the idea that he's doing so well in his campaign surprise me at all. This is Louisiana, after all.
https://www.propublica.org/article/hugo-holland-louisiana-judge-race-controversies

He Compared a Black Child to a Dog and Withheld Evidence in Death Row Cases. Now He’s Running for Judge.
Holland, who once compared a Black child to a dog, has had a career mired in controversy. That hasn’t stopped him from becoming the de facto frontrunner of his judicial race.

That's handy, a list of trails to avoid.
Welsh locations named some of the best dog friendly running trails in the UK
https://nation.cymru/culture/welsh-locations-named-some-of-the-best-dog-friendly-running-trails-in-the-uk…

Welsh locations named some of the best dog friendly running trails in the UK
Ella Groves A new study has revealed the best dog-friendly running trails in the UK, with two Welsh locations making the top ten list. With so many trails to explore across the UK, the experts at Canine Cottages have compiled a list of the top ten dog-friendly running trails. The list is ranked based on […]

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #LaurenLaverne
Snooper:
🎵 Guard Dog
#Snooper
https://snooper7.bandcamp.com/track/guard-dog
https://open.spotify.com/track/5EjP5cqYjmf0pZd8Pi8Q5v

🇺🇦 Auf radioeins läuft...
Slaughter Beach, Dog:
🎵 Heart Attack
#NowPlaying #SlaughterBeach #Dog
https://slaughterbeach.bandcamp.com/track/heart-attack
https://open.spotify.com/track/0EGDa6akdOrX9NVj3xQpjV

The train smells like a
Wet dog this morning. We could
Use wind and blue sky.
#haiku

RE: https://flipboard.social/@newsguyusa/116335382648403829
Macron siger det som det er. Sandsynligheden for at det bliver forstået i den anden ende er dog nok minimal.

Got that dog in 'em? Cowboys look to build defensive roster of bullies https://cowboyswire.usatoday.com/story/sports/nfl/cowboys/2026/04/29/dallas-cowboys-defense-draft-picks-culture-shift-caleb-down…

The dog has asked to go outside 4 times so far, this morning. She has peed exactly zero times.

This Dog Podcast Could Have Been An Email
Join Melanie Newman, Jacqie Giggins, Zach Douglas and Macie Pisa for a monthly, entertaining take on life in the dog grooming world...
Great Australian Pods Podcast Directory: https://www.greataustralianpods.com/this-d

30sec of Triumph the Insult Comic Dog pooping all over the GOP's biggest losers at the White House Correspondents Dinner.
Full video in link below:
▶️ Triumph Roasts RFK Jr., Hegseth, and Karoline Leavitt at the WHCD | The Daily Show
https://youtube.com/watch?v=7ps7sBAHKN

Doggo understands what I should be doing right now. #dogs #dogsofmastodon

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #MiddayShow
Girl Scout:
🎵 Dead Dog
#GirlScout
https://open.spotify.com/track/46WHuUVmeFBJOhgalkMCmv

Urban Demons VI 👻
城市鬼魂 VI 👻
📷 Nikon F4E
🎞️ ERA 100, expired 1993
If you like my work, buy me a coffee from PayPal #filmphotography

A Boy And His Dog
#SciFiDogsOrCats #HashTagGames #theywriteThemselves

The Westborough Crusaders: The Trilogy That Took Forty-Four Years to Earn Its Novels
Some work waits for you. Not patiently. Not the way a dog waits by the door, loyal and uncomplicated. It waits the way a diagnosis waits in a family's bloodline, silently present, expressing itself in symptoms you do not recognize until you are old enough to understand what your body has been trying to tell you. In 1982, I was sixteen years old…

The Westborough Crusaders: The Trilogy That Took Forty-Four Years to Earn Its Novels | David Boles, Blogs
Some work waits for you. Not patiently. Not the way a dog waits by the door, loyal and uncomplicated. It waits the way a diagnosis waits in a family’s bloodline, silently present, expressing …

Ich glaub der Frühling steht vor der Tür.
Spring is coming.
#hunde #dogs #dogsofmastodon

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #MidnightInAPerfectWorld
Dr. Dog:
🎵 Heart Killer
#DrDog
https://open.spotify.com/track/37Z4h5NQJ5xL6bPYhhI3Tc

If you've followed me for a while you know I try to pounce when snowflakes are falling as they were for No Kings last Saturday
#photo #photography #winter

Ooh pet care. This is a funny looking mobile dog groomer though...

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on BBCRadio3's #NightTracks
The Black Dog:
🎵 Chesh
#TheBlackDog
https://open.spotify.com/track/4KM1dVDBtbadRVhR8sIR2J

Boxes filled with packing peanuts were like mimics for cats.

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #Roadhouse
Norma Tanega:
🎵 Walkin’ My Cat Named Dog
#NormaTanega

This is your regular reminder that the "Utopia" ABC TV show is fiction.
It's time for Working Dog to come to terms with the myths that their script helps spread. The old reports did NOT show the VFT and HSR were unfeasible. Read the reports, like this guy https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxTG1NO5gU…

#ACAB, combined with #FuckICE. https://www.investigativepost.org/2026/02/

Hey dude , don't forget that I don't want any mustard on my hot dog, and I want it on a sourdough bun!
#HotDog #cycling #bici

Waffles picked up his first Rally Novice qualifying score this morning!
#dogs #dogsofmastodon

As Walk for Peace begins in Sri Lanka, activists call for animal rights https://news.mongabay.com/2026/04/as-walk-for-peace-begins-in-sri-lanka-activists-call-for-animal-rights/

As Walk for Peace begins in Sri Lanka, activists call for animal rights
COLOMBO — A group of barefoot Buddhist monks promoting peace, compassion, mindfulness and nonviolence has arrived in Sri Lanka, accompanied by an unlikely figure: a once stray dog named Aloka. The Walk for Peace, organized by 24 Buddhist monks of the Theravada tradition affiliated with a Vipassana meditation center in Texas in the United States […]

Every protest has a fun, expected interaction with someone else. At this protest, it was meeting an adorable therapy dog escorted by the man carrying this sign. #nokings

It's #rehab day at the Stripers Game. Both Seam Murphy (C) and Spencer Strider (P) are rehabbing with them tonight.
Hot dog acquired.
#baseball
#milb

RE: https://spacey.space/@isaackuo/116485421069264930
About 20 years ago, I made a quip to a pollster that I'd vote for a wet, dripping, paper sack full of dog feces before I'd vote for Candidate X.
At some later point, I became aware of the Da…

The original is of course a Far Side classic, number 8 on this page:
https://screenrant.com/funniest-far-side-dog-comics/

is walking the dog while listening to a podcast about how books are created.

Did I share this cult already?
#dog #shitposting

Every Womyn & Her Dog
This is a raw and embodied conversation space where modern women explore identity, leadership, relationships, motherhood, business, burnout, and the ongoing becoming of who they truly are...
Great Australian Pods Podcast Directory: https://www.greataustralianpods.com/every-

If you have a pet and a carpet or rugs you should have a metal carpet rake for pet hair.
I just removed what seems to be an entire dog from our living room rug.

I’m at a spa trying to get my shit together in a 90ºC (~194ºF) sauna after my 2025 was beautiful madness but madness no less.
I’ve finally started to write a new newsletter & if you wanna know more about the madness or what’s coming up or a cute dog photo, sign up at https://buttondown.com/hynek

Hynek Did Something
Greetings friend! This is a list for those who’d like to be notified whenever I, Hynek Schlawack, do or publish something noteworthy, somewhere. Examples are new blog posts, YouTube videos, and talks, significant updates to existing work, or if I need to be bailed out of jail. It does not include announcements about new software releases. But it does usually include a cute dog photo. As a thank you for your trust, the emails aren’t just links to content. They contain a kind of “director's…

Paris style, 2026
#dog #photography #paris #photography

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016)
A network of friendships among users on catster.com and dogster.com. Node represents a user, and edge exists if two users self-identify as friends on either website. The dogster/catster network also contains family links between dog and dog, cat and cat, as well as dog and cat.
This network has 623766 nodes and 15699276 edges.
Tags: Social, Online, Unweighted

🇺🇦 Auf radioeins läuft...
Temple Of The Dog:
🎵 Hunger Strike
#NowPlaying #TempleOfTheDog
https://trxppyxtrxll.bandcamp.com/track/temple-of-the-dog-hunger-strike-trxppxd
https://open.spotify.com/track/0W7AbEauB7cP4pidLclApe

Guinness on a dreary rainy day ⛈️ #dogsofmastodon

Ranking must-see TV moments in NFL Draft history, from Manning trade to Belichick's dog https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/7215998/2026/04/23/nfl-draft-famous-moments-manning-belichick-rodgers-sanders/

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #ChrisHawkins
Big Special:
🎵 Black Dog / White Horse (6 Music Session, 27 Jan 2025)
#BigSpecial
https://open.spotify.com/track/1LD2SFCu4lmrTwxnA6TCqQ

80 Spanish councils have dog DNA databases, so, if a dog shits in the street, it can be identified and the owner fined
Excellent!
El 'CSI' de las cacas de perro: mšs de 80 ciudades rastrean el ADN de las heces en la calle para multar a sus dueños
https://www.

El 'CSI' de las cacas de perro: más de 80 ciudades rastrean el ADN de las heces en la calle para multar a sus dueños
El afán para acabar con los excrementos en la vía pública y la dificultad para sancionar a los incívicos lleva a numerosos consistorios a crear registros genéticos obligatorios para sus perros

Kick the Bot, Fear the Dog: Street Psychology and the Coming Age of Mechanical Animals
The first time you see a sidewalk delivery bot, you smile. It is impossible not to. The thing is knee-high, usually white or pastel, rolling along on six stubby wheels like a cooler that gained sentience and decided to take itself for a walk. It carries burritos, or prescription medication, or someone's iced latte, and it navigates curbs and crosswalks…

Kick the Bot, Fear the Dog: Street Psychology and the Coming Age of Mechanical Animals | David Boles, Blogs
The first time you see a sidewalk delivery bot, you smile. It is impossible not to. The thing is knee-high, usually white or pastel, rolling along on six stubby wheels like a cooler that gained sen…

Introducing the baby to your best friend

Still like Trader Joe's dog snacks but JFC their produce sucks (the expired blueberries snark lands so hard) & yes, shit just randomly disappears from their shelves - never to be seen again.
#traderjoes #humor

Did AI cure a dog of cancer?
The most viral health story of late concerns Paul Conyngham -- a Sydney tech entrepreneur with no biology background
⭐️who used AI tools to design a personalized mRNA cancer vaccine for his dog, Rosie.
Conyngham paid $3,000 to sequence Rosie’s tumor DNA, used AI tools to study the sequence, and then worked with a nearby university to manufacture and inject a custom mRNA vaccine.
‘The tennis ball-sized tumour on Rosie’s hock has shrunk in …

What’s New in Biology? (March 2026) | Notion
Niko:

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016)
A network of friendships among users on catster.com and dogster.com. Node represents a user, and edge exists if two users self-identify as friends on either website. The dogster/catster network also contains family links between dog and dog, cat and cat, as well as dog and cat.
This network has 623766 nodes and 15699276 edges.
Tags: Social, Online, Unweighted

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #LaurenLaverne
Yasiin Bey:
🎵 Quiet Dog
#YasiinBey

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #SonicReducer
Distest:
🎵 Dog Eat Dog World
#Distest
https://distest.bandcamp.com/track/dog-eat-dog-world
https://open.spotify.com/track/40ddglC6PHLdxUtVLt0vl5

The hour between when it's too hot for you personally, but the thermometer hasn't decided it should turn on the A/C

The dog just won't let me sleep

🇺🇦 Auf radioeins läuft...
Rex The Dog:
🎵 I Can See You, Can You See Me
#NowPlaying #RexTheDog
https://rexthedog.bandcamp.com/track/i-can-see-you-can-you-see-me-rex-the-dog-club-version
https://open.spotify.com/track/00BO5nCVOlVA7n7MvEgMzJ

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #NewMusicFix
Surfbort:
🎵 Hot Dog
#Surfbort
#newRelease 🆕 single
https://open.spotify.com/track/4sIyjAywpHpU0y57cgUQe3

I need to start making some Kalshi bets on some insider knowledge. Such as:
⁃ Chances Khalid has eggs for dinner
⁃ Chances Samson (Khalid's dog) farts
Yes... yes.... 🤑
Who's in?

Trump is Putin’s
demented little lap dog.
https://bsky.app/profile/georgetakei.bsky.social/post/3mgnsi56yxi2i

George Takei (@georgetakei.bsky.social)
He’s Putin’s demented little lap dog.

I got the first of the two dogs through the dog wash. I don't know if I have enough energy to get the second one through.

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #MaryAnneHobbs
Slikback:
🎵 DOG
#Slikback
#newRelease 🆕 single
https://open.spotify.com/track/1IWfX4FFRs6uqg0u60g0nN

RE: https://infosec.exchange/@catsalad/116329204370366940
This was an April Fool's joke, btw. I'm not actually a dog wearing a cat mask... I'm a cat wearing a cat mask.

My dog broke out of his crate at midnight to tell us he needed to poop. In the chaos, I think I tweaked my lower back a bit. Damn, I'm old.

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #KEXP's #Roadhouse
Brown Horse:
🎵 Dog Rose
#BrownHorse
https://open.spotify.com/track/2dPG4uVyvN0L3X6CM5sXHX

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #VarietyMix
Widowspeak:
🎵 Dog
#Widowspeak
https://widowspeak.bandcamp.com/track/dog
https://open.spotify.com/track/7KVo4dEoArqoaHiboyGDcF

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #VarietyMix
Surfbort:
🎵 Hot Dog
#Surfbort
https://todorecords.bandcamp.com/track/hot-dog
https://open.spotify.com/track/1UEwMrAAig4VsW8YQzNOGe

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #VarietyMix
boygenius:
🎵 Me & My Dog
#boygenius
https://xboygeniusx.bandcamp.com/track/me-my-dog
https://open.spotify.com/track/74uoN2UfgdUAzwVeFaRUE2

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #MiddayShow
Dr. Dog:
🎵 Both Sides of the Line
#DrDog
https://drdog4.bandcamp.com/track/both-sides-of-the-line
https://open.spotify.com/track/0dXcFsHJe0LrjBt6myUoVV

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #VarietyMix
The Stooges:
🎵 I Wanna Be Your Dog
#TheStooges
https://filsdepull.bandcamp.com/track/the-stooges-i-wanna-be-your-dog-2
https://open.spotify.com/track/672N8DGGTOLCOgWe0koX5g

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #VarietyMix
Florence the Machine:
🎵 Dog Days Are Over
#Florence theMachine
https://djjuliangil.bandcamp.com/track/florence-the-machine-dog-days-are-over-julian-gil-super-mash
https://open.spotify.com/track/456WNXWhDwYOSf5SpTuqxd

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #VarietyMix
JMSN:
🎵 Dirty Dog
#JMSN
https://jmsn.bandcamp.com/track/dirty-dog
https://open.spotify.com/track/0kJWvZ2Dl3AJ0sMZ6G0i24

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #MorningShow
Temple of the Dog:
🎵 Times of Trouble
#TempleoftheDog
https://spindarecords.bandcamp.com/track/times-of-trouble-temple-of-the-dog-cover
https://open.spotify.com/track/4m1BHxinyAOrymQFKqTsr6