Tootfinder

Putin's Top Officials Laugh About How Dumb Trump Is Behind His Back (Will Neal/The Daily Beast)
https://www.thedailybeast.com/vladimir-putins-top-officials-laugh-at-how-dumb-donald-trump-is-behind-his-back/
http://www.memeorandum.com/260226/p30#a260226p30

Bengals QB Joe Flacco, 41, blasts 'dumb' teams who didn't offer him chance to start https://www.nfl.com/news/bengals-qb-joe-flacco-41-blasts-dumb-teams-who-didn-t-offer-him-chance-to-start

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #AfternoonShow
Josiah Flores:
🎵 Young, Dumb & Full of Beer
#JosiahFlores
https://josiahflores.bandcamp.com/track/young-dumb-full-of-beer
https://open.spotify.com/track/21PRs5hSZWNsGBsXY6mOG9

Pete Hegseth given brutal new nickname by Pentagon staffers, report says | The Independent
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/pete-hegseth-trump-iran-nickname-dumb-mcnamara-b2946740.html

Half of Mastadon going on about how terrible useless awful AI is and how it’s just dumb algorithms regurgitating shit. Having never tried it for more than the most silly things.
The rest of us over here having fixed 100s of bugs in 1 week and many CVEs in production software that was previously extensively audited by many many people and companies - shipping better software because we are willing to find the right way to use a tool.

No Kings!
Fox News (!) in Colorado Springs estimates 10,000 people showed up today.
We're a tight-knit community of GOOD, CONSERVATIVE REPUBLICANS here. Dumb as rocks.
"When the power of love
overcomes the
love of power, the world will
know peace."
--Jimi Hendrix
#NoKingsProtest

Attila the Dumb
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: no investigating me please.
#satire #potus45

Friday Links 26-07
Today is a weird one, so much in engineering is about AI.
Check out the live coding trance video and pretty Stockholm metro videos.
https://christof.damian.net/2026/02/friday-links-26-07.html

Flacco: Teams 'dumb' for not signing me to start https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/48304474/bengals-joe-flacco-says-teams-dumb-not-signing-start

Raiders Round 2 S Treydan Stukes is smart, fast 'days of the dumb jock are over' https://raiderswire.usatoday.com/story/sports/nfl/raiders/2026/04/24/raiders-round-2-s-treydan-stuke…

RE: https://mastodon.social/@bandaancha/116138213164231598
Por eso hay que buscar pantallas que no sean "smart", pantallas de uso comercial. As dumb as possible, please.

Did a Time Traveling Superintelligent AI Try to Warn About White House Correspondents Dinner Shooting? An Investigation https://www.404media.co/did-a-time-traveling-superintelligent-ai-try-to-warn-about…

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #VarietyMix
Bel Cobain:
🎵 Am I Dumb
#BelCobain
https://belcobain.bandcamp.com/track/am-i-dumb
https://open.spotify.com/track/1sIVgEvTlxQ67GPZREOahZ

The car has its yearly check-up today. Here are my collected thoughts about this:
I hate going to the car repair shop. All they tell me is what’s wrong with the car and not what a good boy it is!
Car mechanics are checking the car for flaws, and flaws only. They do this because they only have the best in mind for me and want me to be safe. Big Dad Energy! Institutions of the Patriarchy.
I feel extremely dumb and 8 years old when I’m there.

Student aus Indien nutzt KI, um Emily Hart zu erschaffen. Bei "Instagram" postete der Account wohlwollende Sprüche zu #MAGA und halbnackten Content. Die Followerzahlen gingen durch die Decke und der Student verdiente sich ein wenig Geld nebenbei.
Sein Kommentar:
“The MAGA crowd is made up of dumb people—like, super dumb people. And they fall for it,” Sam said.

Back in 1992 or so there was a cat that would hang around the Fang Gang House in Madison and I called the cat "Claude" (because it's like "Clawed") and Milt call the cat "Mr. Roarke" but I thought that was a dumb name so I made a trading card for the cat with the name "Claude" on it.
I'll never name anything Claude (or "Clawed") again.

RE: https://techhub.social/@Techmeme/116280875175558560
ICYMI this dumb move by the FCC

Amplify Utah - My dumb friend just got a gun, and now he can bring it to campus https://amplifyutah.org/point-of-view/my-dumb-friend-just-got-a-gun-and-now-he-can-bring-it-to-campus

My dumb friend just got a gun, and now he can bring it to campus
Amplify Utah helps facilitate the connection between student work and traditional media outlets to encourage more diversity of voices.

You know rich people are stupid fucks because a bunch of em are always like, obsessed with living forever for some dumb fuckin reason

Your reminder that 6 years ago today, at the height of the Covid-19 pandemic, Trump was so dumb, he asked if disinfectant could be injected into the body to “knock it out.”
#covid19 #pinesol

It’s impressive how eager open source projects are to fall in line to use dehumanizing technologies and to please fascists.
If this continues unabated I give personal computing maybe another 15 years and then they’ll make devices that aren’t dumb terminals to some cloud service illegal.

Joe Flacco calls teams 'dumb' for not signing him as starter: Which squads missed out, which are better off?

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/joe-flacco-bengals-nfl-qb-signing/

"We see patterns everywhere. We see them when they’re not there. Kahneman built half his career on this - we are so desperate to find signal in the noise that we’ll construct entire narratives out of nothing, and a narrative where the powerful guy is playing 12 moves ahead is just a better story than one where he fucked up because that’s what people do."

Sometimes powerful people just do dumb shit
This newsletter is free to read, and it’ll stay that way. But if you want more - extra posts each month, no sponsored CTAs, access to the community, and a direct line to ask me things - paid subscriptions are $2.50/month. A lot of people have told

I've already read the future news for next week. Hint: mostly involves AI and other dumb stuff
So enjoy today's :3

Trump's Dangerously Dumb Plan to Steal the Midterms (Dan Pfeiffer/The Message Box)
https://www.messageboxnews.com/p/trumps-dangerously-dumb-plan-to-steal
http://www.memeorandum.com/260220/p4#a260220p4

OK, #Zig language people, where's a good place online to ask dumb newbie questions about Zig?
What I'm thinking of trying to build as an experiment is this:
https://git.journeyman.cc/simon/post-s

paged space objects
Paged space objects will be a generalisation of cons space objects. A page — all pages will be of the same size — will comprise a header, followed by an array of objects. All the objects in a given page will be of the same size. The number of objects in a page is simply the number of ...

firefox automatic "securely generated" passwords are dumb and awful

Another thing that was drilled into me decades ago, repeatedly! I say the same thing to every new member of our team...
THERE ARE NO DUMB QUESTIONS.
If you don't know or are unsure, ASK!
Do not assume, ASK!

Screenshots of yourself dunking on dumb posts is not actually great "content".
#SocialMedia

Hegseth:
"The dumb, politically correct wars of the past were the opposite of what we're doing here.
They had vague objections with restrictive, minimalist rules of engagement.
No more."
https://bsky.app/profile/atrupar.com/post/3mgdt3r65qn2s

Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com)
Hegseth: "The dumb, politically correct wars of the past were the opposite of what we're doing here. They had vague objections with restrictive, minimalist rules of engagement. No more."

High fashion used to have the goal of making women and men look as good as possible, but now its goal is to make them look as dumb as possible. You wonder what happened.

#Trump needs very very dumb people in his administration. Dumb subordinates might make himself look good, or at least not as bad as them. At least, that's what he hopes.
https://youtu.be/0HkUE-9lu5w?si=UzASOm

The Cowboys Should Not Trade Up for Arvell Reese https://insidethestar.com/the-cowboys-should-not-trade-up-for-arvell-reese

The definitive chart for avocados. Especially when you're dumb enough to buy two bags worth. 🤦‍♂️

Vitalik Buterin, who backed Polymarket, says he's "starting to worry" that prediction markets "seem to be over-converging to an unhealthy product market fit" (Zack Abrams/The Block)
https://www.theblock.co/post/3…

What Fabio said…
(If you see the antisemitic Zionist meme accounts Fabio is talking about – yes, they’re about as antisemitic as you can get as they conflate being Jewish with supporting Israel and the genocide of the Palestinian people – please report them for antisemitism. Good rule of thumb to remember: Zionism is – and always has been – antisemitic. Let’s make sure we implement a zero tolerance policy on the fediverse for genocide deniers and antisemitic Zionists.)

Fabio Manganiello (@fabio@manganiello.eu)
@hydra0179 https://factually.co/fact-checks/military/israel-thermal-weapons-gaza-evaporated-palestinians-mk-84-217fc9You abhorrent propaganda asset polluting the Web with dumb memes, don’t you feel...

This Trump message clearly illustrates how dumb he is and that any strategy is missing, he is just making things up along the way, also his claim that Iran is 100% defeated is contradicted in the same sentence...
#iran #usa #trump

"It's either the dumbest awesome movie ever... or the awesomest dumb movie ever." - Honest Trailers
Ain't that the truth.
▶️ The Gipsy Avenger Kills the Mega-Kaiju [CLIP] | Pacific Rim Uprising | TNT
https://youtube.com/watch?v=flTswOstdJc&si…

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #VarietyMix
George Clanton:
🎵 Dumb
#GeorgeClanton
https://georgeclanton.bandcamp.com/track/dumb
https://open.spotify.com/track/4UCdsIQ3NdQUVGHrLDMdmR

It's so dumb that we use the term #socialmedia to refer to "the place where I see what my friends and family are up to" as well as "the place I go to mindlessly scroll through algorithmically chosen media". https://

Something on my #NixOS is starting `ssh-agent -s` (PID1) and it drives me mad because I can't find what it is. I use programs.ssh.startAgent=true, which sets the SSH_AUTH_SOCK=$XDG_RUNTIME_DIR/ssh-agent, which I want. In the dumb tty (CTRL ALT F2) I get that value. Interactively in XFCE I get SSH_AUTH_SOCK=~/.ssh/agent/*bla*, which I don't want. Gnome keyring is disabled, that gcr ssh thing…

"FBI analysing recovered glove that appears to match those worn in Guthrie suspect video"
ain't amazing how dumb these perpetrators are!
They should just walk-into a prison and forget the crime.
#DumbAsSackOfNails

I've always practiced defensive coding in my software engineering career. Lots of tests, belt-and-suspenders safety in the code to prevent weird, dumb things. This approach is paying off in spades using AI to program. I'm used to building a safety net.

I don’t like dumb drivers, but the kind of dumb driver that I dislike the least is the kind that pulls halfway into a pedestrian crosswalk, notices me staring at them, and then back up after the light has turned green.

Attila the Dumb
bot by @…
This is satire, not sedition: don't have me abducted.
#satire #potus45

Question from a friend of mine: "Is there a setting so I don't see dumb AI stuff here on Facebook?"
Answer from me: "Click on your profile image and then click ”Log Out“. "

Mr Beast will be a pretty dumb president. But it has to happen, right?

@… Oh interesting! Thanks! Well that’s my dumb kid brain for me 😀

I'm jealous of the Western Zoomers and their new 9-9-6 tech career schedule. I would have eaten that shit up back when I was 21, dumb, and full of [redacted].

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #AfternoonShow
Bel Cobain:
🎵 Am I Dumb
#BelCobain
https://belcobain.bandcamp.com/track/am-i-dumb
https://open.spotify.com/track/1sIVgEvTlxQ67GPZREOahZ

Doubleplus Dang, this dumb-headed (and both dangerous and illegal) act will create more people who believe in the Antifa myth being peddled by maga-heads.
https://apnews.com/article/antiislam-protest-gracie-mansion-new-york-da773d7edec63b…

Improvised explosive device thrown at anti-Islam protest in NYC
A device thrown by a counterprotester during an anti-Islam demonstration in New York City was an improvised explosive. Police say the object contained nuts, bolts and screws, plus a hobby fuse. Police Commissioner Tisch said Sunday that the bomb squad confirmed the device was not a hoax or smoke bomb, but a life-threatening improvised explosive. Two counterprotesters are in custody with charges pending. The confrontation unfolded outside the home of Mayor Zohran Mamdani during a protest organiz…

Every time I see Marc Andreesen.

You've got to applaud the consistency: every single time Mark Rutte opens his mouth, some dumb shit comes out.

High fashion used to have the goal of making women and men look as good as possible, but now its goal is to make them look as dumb as possible. You wonder what happened.

#Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore

This Scammer Used an AI-Generated MAGA Girl to Grift 'Super Dumb' Men (Ej Dickson/Wired)
https://www.wired.com/story/ai-generated-maga-girls/
http://www.memeorandum.com/260421/p40#a260421p40

I love editing videos and adding dumb shit every 5 seconds

#Dogs are so dumb!
They'll go back to a bench because they found a hotdog there once.
They really think because it happened once it'll happen again. 😆
So stupid.
Anyway, I thought of this while driving 75 miles to a gas station 2 counties over.
Someone just got a big lotto there, so I need to get tickets from the same lucky store.

US "leadership" is rushing to out-dumb Israeli counterparts in tragic real-life parody. It's dubious if they are able to "win" their war, whatever that means. But they are certainly sabotaging the military power of the respective state for decades to come. The case of Pete Hegseth
https://www.

Also, honestly? Dumb models are easier to understand and less likely to try to escape the box while solving problems.
Easier to trick, but that's always a small matter of how much easier not whether, and we need to be building process to mitigate anyway.

“You should be ashamed of where you work. Not just Grammarly or Superhuman or whatever comically dumb name you come up with next. Almost everyone running tech firms, most people in positions of responsibility, pretty much every C-suite type — congrats, you’re all making the world a worse place. People used to be excited about tech, now they dread what data you're going to steal next, they dread what violation of privacy or the environment will turn up next.”
https://www.moryan.com/an-open-letter-to-grammarly-and-other-plagiarists-thieves-and-slop-merchants/

#DeadLazyweb: Is anyone aware of a "no AI" marketplace or something? I just had to go through a hidden menu to disable "AI" on my dryer because it's not possible to buy a dryer without wifi and "AI" features (whatever the ambiguous fuck they mean by AI). I want dumb thing.
I don't want a "smart tv," I want an OLED that exposes HDMI and nothing smarter. I don't want a smart dryer. Thanks, I have enough attack surface in my house and I don't want to fight with a machine to make it just dry my laundry. Honestly, I don't even really want a smart phone anymore, but you can't really make Signal work on a Nokia brick.
If such a thing doesn't exist, I'd consider working on it but I don't want to re-invent a wheel if one already exists.

A brave new world will last two hundred years and fifty more, before a man dressed in blue and ridiculously long red neckwear makes that world too dumb to even bother visiting.
#BoringNostradamusProphecies #HashTagGames

I gave a talk recently to some legislators. It dealt with the history of politics and trade in the region we were in. While some of what I presented was fairly obscure, most of it could be dug up by anyone with a library card and a few days to kill. But it all seemed to come as a revelation to my audience.
As a rule, our elected leaders aren't dumb - some are very smart. But we do ourselves a disservice when we imagine they know what we know. They might not - we may need to explain…

> We are sorry, but the VOD service is only accessible to people residing in Europe. You may have access to our website but can not play films.
I was under the impression that Iceland was actually in Europe. Likely this is just a dumb way to say "EU" but often Iceland gets completely ignored.
#Iceland

So the new #Kreutz #comet #MAPS is *still* following the constant rapid rise in brightness it has shown since discovery: a dumb extrapolation - https://cobs.si/analysis/?comet=2688&from_date=2026-01-15 00:00&to_date=2026-04-30 00:00&observation_type=V&observation_type=C&plot_x_value=1&plot_y_value=1&fit_option=1&exclude_faint=on&exclude_issue=on&observer=&association=&country=&compare_values=compare - has it get 10,000-times brighter than the Sun at its extremely close perihelion which makes so sense at all, of course, physically.
"It must therefore be assumed that this increase in activity will level off significantly in the near future," writes https://fg-kometen.vdsastro.de/koj_2026/c2026a1/26a1eaus.htm: "More likely are parameters m m0=12.0 mag / n=4 (or even lower), which would still result in a (very short-term) maximum brightness of about –9 mag (but this would probably still be significantly too bright) – always assuming that the comet survives its perihelion passage unscathed."
For other views see http://www.cbat.eps.harvard.edu/iau/cbet/005600/CBET005663.txt and https://arxiv.org/abs/2602.17626 and https://www.facebook.com/photo?fbid=10236580364221799 and https://cometografia.es/cometa-kreutz-2026-a1-maps-analisis/ - and the actual brightness is tracked at https://cobs.si/obs_list?id=2688 where it has reached ~11.5 mag. now.

Today is dumb.

Police, jail, and banning stuff seem to be this board's/mayor's only "solutions" to the public health crisis of addiction, and not, for example, voluntary treatment: we still lack enough treatment facilities to accommodate every San Franciscan who comes in ready and wanting help to kick their habit.
This policy is particularly dumb because of its obvious harm to nightlife. People want to be able to buy snacks when they leave the club.

S.F. supervisors say late-night store ban is working. Not so fast, say criminologists. 
Researchers urge caution on policy implications, as San Francisco supervisors use study's results to push for a broader late-night ban.

Call me crazy. I didn’t want to 😍 like ABSOLUTELY EVERYBODY ELSE IS DOING.
I mean, I DID in the end, but I feel dumb, like I shouldn’t. I should put on the sides of my car: IF I HAVE AN OPPORTUNITY TO FEEL GUILTY I WILL TAKE THAT OPPORTUNITY EVERY SINGLE TIME 🙄
1/2

If you ever catch me making fun of older folks struggling with technology, just remind me of the numerous times I've tried to switch from vi to nano. Ever damn time I open nano for some dumb reason, I forget by the time I'm ready to save and quit. [Esc]-w-q-[Enter] is forever burned into my brain.
#linux #vi

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #RileyAndCoe
Annie Dressner:
🎵 Dumb Boy
#AnnieDressner
#newRelease 🆕 single
https://anniedressner.bandcamp.com/track/dumb-boy
https://open.spotify.com/track/1uMKf02UraqPe2tgvpyd9N

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #AfternoonShow
Bel Cobain:
🎵 Am I Dumb
#BelCobain
https://belcobain.bandcamp.com/track/am-i-dumb-2
https://open.spotify.com/track/1sIVgEvTlxQ67GPZREOahZ

I was considering switching from ChatGPT to Claude AI, but thus far find Claude too dumb by using Elon Musk's claims as a source of comparisons https://claude.ai/share/dca0e965-7ddd-4325-a63b-7daa431b4590 Visual resolution of Neuralink Blindsight like Atari Graphics? BS…

Attila the Dumb
bot by @…
This is for tee hee, not treason: let's leave the extrajudicial killing out of it.
#satire #potus45

Iran Is the Dumb, Disastrous Remake of Desert Storm
https://foreignpolicy.com/2026/04/03/iran-trump-bush-iraq-gulf-war/

This is why a Mayor has to just fucking build it, rather than holding endless public outreach (and scarring city employees in the process, who are then less likely to take bold action because they're scared of getting yelled at).
It's also why when people are like, "but you can't blame people for climate change, that's Big Oil propaganda!", it's ultimately both. Oil companies have the deep pockets, but individuals have the passion to fight for their dumb p…

Madeleine Bonsma-Fisher, PhD (@mbonsma.bsky.social)
Awesome new paper by @ashtonindc.bsky.social unpacking ideas about "what—and who—our streets are for" that are behind car supremacy. By analyzing what people say at public meetings, this paper makes the case that individuals are upholding car supremacy and stymieing efforts to build safe streets.

I don't need AI. I'm naturally dumb, wrong, and over-confident.

Have a dumb idea? GO ALL IN!
D20 on a Bus Season 2 Teaser | New Dimension 20 Season
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4jzxm3BpBo

We are at untold levels of delusional cope right now.
These words are indistinguishable from the lofty dreams of being welcomed as liberators within Iraq back in 2002.
You should never listen to a single thing these pundits say lmfao this is incredible.
Ahistorical commentary is worthless!
-- @Mako69@bsky.social

Michael Hobbes (@michaelhobbes.bsky.social)
Have airstrikes by a hostile foreign country ever produced this outcome? The reactionary centrist blob keeps pretending this is part of a duly considered long-term strategy from Trump but that is not how he operates and even if it was, this is a dumb strategy.

It's maddening that Trump and Trump only plunges the world into war and an energycrisis/recession. Also remember all those dumb Trump voters and supporters who brought him to power while it was clear what would happen...
#trump #geopolitics @…

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #AfternoonShow
Bel Cobain:
🎵 Am I Dumb
#BelCobain
https://belcobain.bandcamp.com/track/am-i-dumb-2
https://open.spotify.com/track/1sIVgEvTlxQ67GPZREOahZ

Attila the Dumb
bot by @…
This is satire, not sedition: let's not get carceral over comedy.
#satire #potus45

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #AfternoonShow
Beastie Boys:
🎵 Some Dumb Cop Gave Me 2 Tickets Already
#BeastieBoys

Coal is Extremely Dumb by Hank Green
#climateChange

If you imagine #NYC police as Cartman (from South Park) doing the whole "respect mah authoritah!" bit, the behavior of the NYPD around the snowballs incident makes complete sense. It's not that anyone was hurt, nor was there any damage, but their fragile egos just can't handle not having their authority respected. Even when they do completely dumb shit like wandering into the m…

Fun playing ARC-AGI-3 , puzzles that the most advanced AI-models can only solve for 1% 😀
Illustrates how AI models look extremely smart but are at the same time quite dumb.
#AI

Attila the Dumb
bot by @…
This is for tee hee, not treason: no waterboarding please and thank you.
#satire #potus45

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #Early
Bel Cobain:
🎵 Am I Dumb
#BelCobain
https://belcobain.bandcamp.com/track/am-i-dumb-2
https://open.spotify.com/track/1sIVgEvTlxQ67GPZREOahZ

I see the "maybe we shouldn't do free buses" discussion popping up again. Fares are dumb, and the other day - IN THE FREEZING COLD - I couldn't enter the subway with my kids because the OMNY reader wasn't accepting fares.
#FuckYourFares

Dipshiticus the Dumb
bot by @…
No laws were broken in the making of this bot: let's leave the extrajudicial killing out of it.
#satire #potus45

Attila the Dumb
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: please don't ruin my life.
#satire #potus45

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #SonicReducer
Toys That Kill:
🎵 Oh Hey Dumb and Elated
#ToysThatKill
https://open.spotify.com/track/0L0hBtBAT3YqcJSutj6hRb

Attila the Dumb
bot by @…
This is for tee hee, not treason: please don't torture me.
#satire #potus45

Dipshiticus the Dumb
bot by @…
This is for tee hee, not treason: don't have me abducted.
#satire #potus45

Dipshiticus the Dumb
bot by @…
This is for tee hee, not treason: let's not get carceral over comedy.
#satire #potus45

Attila the Dumb
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: please don't extraordinarily rendition me to a black site.
#satire #potus45

Dipshiticus the Dumb
bot by @…
No laws were broken in the making of this bot: don't have me abducted.
#satire #potus45